Jianghu is not a place outside the law [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Puff...Puff!" Lu Xiaofeng held back a smile, but couldn't help the trembling of his shoulders, which made the whole table tremble.

Hua Manlou said helplessly, "If you keep laughing, I'm afraid the table will fall apart."

Lu Xiaofeng suppressed a smile and said: "No, no, it's rare to see a monkey joke, I really can't stop."

Hua Manlou sighed, shook his head and raised the teacup in front of him.

When Lu Xiaofeng had laughed enough, he felt that as Sikong Zhaixing's friend, in order to keep his friend from being lonely for the rest of his life, and had enough fun watching, he still had to wipe his butt... Cough, coax the girl.

After all, with Sikong Zhaixing's appearance, it doesn't look like he would take the initiative to coax people.

So he smiled and said to the left and right sides: "Why do you sit so far away, sit down and have breakfast together."

"I have something new here, and I want to share it with you."

Since Sikong Zhaixing came back, he would naturally not stay in the capital any longer.He had originally planned to go to Jiangnan to take a good rest, and this meeting happened to be time for him to go back with Hua Manlou. Two days ago, an interesting incident happened in Jiangnan, which made him very eager to move.

Sikong Zhaixing glanced at him, "Your throat is blocked?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "?"

Holding the tea, Sikong Zhaixing said indifferently: "Speaking louder will kill you? Why don't you just sit together."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Oh, who is he doing this for! !

Lu Xiaofeng held his forehead, feeling that his brother was hopeless, he couldn't help but focus on Jiang Yuyu, who was communicating with the little turtle.

Everyone in Zhang San's family is awake, and everyone needs to get to work. Among other things, the big hole in the kitchen needs to be repaired quickly, otherwise she will have to spend her days buying food and drink for these hundreds of people every day.

There are too many people in black being arrested, the houses are not enough to live in, and they need to build more houses. In order to prevent them from restlessness, Wu Ming and Ouyang Feng are arranged to pick up feces first, so as to warn others and at the same time exercise the elderly Quality.

Although this little tortoise is clumsy and doesn't know what it is, it can freely enter and leave Zhang San's house, and it can also do some artificial mentally retarded work. If you have any arrangements, tell it, and it will do it again, and it will be liberated for Jiang Yuyu hands.

But the little turtle was aggrieved and said that the mountain was very clean, and there was no dung for them to pick up. Jiang Yuyu felt that picking up dung was a long-standing ritual for newcomers in the Zhang family. Be a little human, there is no more convenient way to convince the prickly head than this, so how can you not pick up dung! ?

The little turtle said that there is no dung!

If Jiang Yuyu doesn't have it, just find a way, you can go back and pull it!

The little turtle looked at her in shock, her peas-sized eyes were full of how could you say such heartless and unreasonable words?

Jiang Yuyu felt a little guilty, well, the last sentence was that she was messing around.She was just a little annoyed, Sikong Zhaixing didn't know why he was going crazy, the two of them haven't spoken a word yet, and when he got up in the morning, he even had to sit at separate tables.

This man is really getting more and more outrageous, and he can't live through this day.

He used to quarrel every day, but he doesn't look like he does now, he doesn't talk when he quarrels, and he doesn't care about others.After coming down several times, Jiang Yuyu was also angry.

Who is not a little princess anymore, so why spoil him?

Ignore him, just ignore him, as if she has to have him?Who can live without this world.Jiang Yuyu put a non-mainstream personality name on top of her head - sister is very noble, men are not worthy, from now on, she will break up with Sikong Zhaixing for 24 hours.

Just as he was thinking, Lu Xiaofeng poked his head over, and Jiang Yuyu was startled by the sudden appearance of a plate with a big face.

"What are you doing?"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "What are you thinking, you are so engrossed in looking at a turtle that you didn't even hear it... I ordered a lot of food, do you want to come and eat together?"

Jiang Yuyu let out an oh, but he was not as ruthless as Sikong Zhaixing, and sat between Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou with the little turtle in his arms.

Sikong Zhaixing was at the side, seeing the three of them sitting together, he paused for the chrysanthemum tea in his hand, and took another big gulp for himself with a stinky expression.

Lu Xiaofeng did order a lot of food, but they were all noodles. At a glance, there were cabbage noodles, shredded pork noodles... Jiang Yuyu also saw a bowl of hoof flower noodles, "If you don't choose, I will choose ..."

She was about to reach for the bowl of hoof noodles, but Lu Xiaofeng stopped her, and said with a smile, "Hey, what kind of noodles do you want? Cabbage noodles? Pork noodles? Or hoof noodles?"

Jiang Yuyu gave him a strange look: "Flower hoof noodles." She reached out to take it.

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head: "No, no, you should have a bowl of golden flowers, a bowl of silver flowers, and a bowl of pearl flowers."

Jiang Yuyu: "?"

This passage is a bit familiar, as if I remember it, but I can't remember where the memory came from. Jiang Yuyu didn't remember it for a while, so he could only say casually: "...Are you going to give me pearl flowers?"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly: "It's not the same meaning for a man to give a woman a bead flower. It's probably not my turn to give your bead flower." After speaking, he narrowly glanced at Sikong Zhaixing.

However, both Sikong Zhaixing and Jiang Yuyu gave him a, what are you farting puzzled look at?

Sikong Zhaixing even made complaints ruthlessly and directly: "What I said this morning is all nonsense that people can't understand, do you want me to bring a dog over to chat with you?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Hey!"

Jiang Yuyu also knocked on the bowl and said, "Isn't it breakfast? Are you going to let me eat it or not?"

Hua Manlou next to him laughed and shook his head: "There is no beginning or end, so don't be foolish, just tell them."

Lu Xiaofeng failed to show off, so he stroked his beard helplessly: "It's not that interesting to say it directly... Aren't you all curious, at least give me a compliment." Obviously when he was talking to Huamanlou, Huamanlou Lou was very supportive.

But the two people around him told him that not everyone in the world is full of flowers.

Sikong Zhaixing glanced at him indifferently, with an expression of whether you like to talk or not.

And Jiang Yuyu has already brought hoof noodles in front of him. The noodles in the morning are still very fragrant. The clear soup is decorated with chopped green onions, and the soup is delicious.

Nian this bowl of noodles was provided by Lu Xiaofeng, she was not as ruthless as Sikong Zhaoxing, but perfunctorily patted the table to show that she was flattering her.

She didn't even want to put down her chopsticks... Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and he lost the desire to show off. He also brought a bowl of noodles over, and started eating with chopsticks, saying, "...Actually, this is the last meal It is the code word of the reward order."

"In a small alley in the south of the Yangtze River, there is a small stall, and people from the Jianghu can go there to eat noodles. It's just that the stall clearly sells noodles, but in fact it is a reward order from the Jianghu."

"The owner of the store will ask the visitor, what kind of noodles do you want, cabbage noodles? Pork noodles? Or hoof flower noodles? If you answer, you want three bowls of noodles, one bowl of golden flowers, one bowl of silver flowers, and one bowl of pearl flowers, and then The representative took up the task."

Jiang Yuyu raised her head as she ate, feeling that this plot was a bit familiar, did Lu Xiaofeng's original novel have a plot of selling noodles?She chewed on the tendon and thought about it seriously, then randomly took out a tendon and gave it to the little turtle on the table.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at it interestingly, stretched out his hand and touched the little turtle's shell, and fed the shredded meat from his own face, and continued: "This reward order is originally a secret, except for the person who takes this task, everyone else If you know it, you have to die, but the imperial court has passed on this secret for everyone to know."

Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows and said, "Why did the imperial court take care of Jianghu affairs?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and sighed: "Because of this, it wasn't a matter of Jianghu. Do you know about the history of the King of Seas?"

Sikong Zhaixing nodded.

The sea is considered a weak point of the imperial court. The court is unstable, internal and external troubles, and the resistance to foreign enemies is already shaky, causing many bandits to wreak havoc on the sea. Among them, Shi Tianwang is the most famous, and many bandits fall into his hands. Pirates, domineering.

Originally, there was a special envoy surnamed Du, who was excellent in dealing with thieves and bandits. However, some time ago, King Shi Tian asked the court for peace and threatened to marry the daughter of Special Envoy Du, Princess Yujian, to him. His wolf ambition was clearly revealed.

Chaotang was threatened in this way, but he still agreed.

This move dissatisfied many people in the arena.

Lu Xiaofeng nodded and sighed: "It is precisely because many people in the Jianghu are dissatisfied that someone secretly organized a rescue of Princess Yujian, and someone directly recruited the masters of the Jianghu to go to the sea to kill Shi Tianwang and offer a reward order for selling noodles." That’s how it came about.”

The court was also dissatisfied with the meddling of people from the rivers and lakes, and revealed the matter. After all, there are mixed fish and dragons in the rivers and lakes, and they are not completely single-minded.

Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows and said clearly: "You are the one who likes to ask for trouble the most, so you are planning to go into the muddy water again."

But he was a little strange and said: "You are wading into the muddy water, what are you talking to us about? Do you think that life and death are unpredictable this time, and you want me to prepare a coffin for you?"

"For such a small matter, Huamanlou will naturally do it."

Hua Manlou looked sideways innocently.

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Hey!"

"Let me tell you, it's because I can use you." Lu Xiaofeng explained angrily: "Actually, these things have happened for some time. Some people have gone to Shi Tianwang's place and met Shi Tianwang himself, but he But I saw seven Shi Tianwangs."

Sikong Zhaixing raised his eyebrows clearly: "I've seen one with doubles, and this is the first time I've heard of seven doubles. It seems that Shi Tianwang is very afraid of death."

"You want me to help you tell the truth from the fake?"

"There is such a meaning, but I think you may not be able to recognize it." Lu Xiaofeng pondered: "According to that Shi Tianwang himself, he once got the true biography of strange heroes overseas, and learned the power of the legendary shadow clone." technique, the seven historical kings are all himself..."

"Pfft!!" Jiang Yuyu was eating noodles seriously, but he couldn't hold back when he heard this, and spit out all the noodles in one mouthful.

Good guy, I saw the case of the big brother cheating from 100 years ago to 100 years later! ?