Jianghu is not a place outside the law [Comprehensive martial arts]

"Can you really do it?"

A man and a woman squatted furtively at the corner of the street. The woman looked at the man hesitantly, and whispered, "Otherwise, forget it."

The man was expressionless, "I can jump into such a high place with one foot."

This man and one woman are naturally Jiang Yuyu and Sikong Zhaixing.

Sikong Zhaixing's injury is not serious, it's just that his tendons are stretched all of a sudden, he will recover after two or three days of cultivation, but walking will be a bit awkward.Jiang Yuyu originally asked him to go back to rest, but for some reason, he insisted that he could fly faster with one foot than most people, and led Jiang Yuyu to the back street of Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion with a serious face.

Sikong Zhaixing felt that he could make the Sikong family lose their sons and grandchildren, but he would never let the Sikong family's lightness work be ashamed—so he had to go to this Jewelry Pavilion today!

"Go in."

Sikong Zhaixing said so, Jiang Yuyu could only jump in first by himself.

After Jiang Yuyu went in, Sikong Zhaixing jumped in after him.

People with extremely high qinggong can step on the snow without a trace, naturally because they land lightly, and Sikong Zhaixing is not aimless.Jiang Yuyu felt relieved when he saw that Sikong Zhaixing landed unharmed, and he didn't look like he was holding on.

The place where the two came in was the backyard of Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion. The Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion was named after its building. A brightly lit building stood in the middle of the courtyard, with carved beams and painted buildings, resplendent and resplendent, and people could vaguely be seen walking on it.

Sikong Zaixing talked about Jiang Yuyu, pointing to a direction to go over there. Although there are few people in the backyard, the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion gathers the world's treasures, so the defense is naturally not low-level. The guards come and go on guard, just because Sikong Zaixing is unique It was because of his concealment skills that he was not discovered.

Jiang Yuyu followed Sikong Zhaxing all the way to leave the backyard by groping the path, and the two flew near the resplendent attic.Near the attic, there are even more guards. There is only a welcoming passage from the door to the attic, but there are waiters watching all around. There are still many people, and it is not easy to sneak in.

Sikong Zhaixing glanced around, did not choose the direction to enter the attic, but went in the opposite direction, walked towards a low room next to the attic, didn't know if he didn't approach it, but after he approached, Jiang Yuyu smelled it A faint odor.

This little house is a hut.

Sikong Zhaixing went to the side of the hut with familiarity, and pulled Jiang Yuyu to squat in the grass. From this angle, he could stare at the way to the hut ahead.Jiang Yuyu finally found out that the idea of ​​Sikong Zhaixing has never been separated from feces and farts, and Jin Jiuling did the same last time, pulling her to pour Yexiang for three days!

"Ah... ah... sneeze!" Jiang Yuyu pinched her nose, but she had a cold, and her nose became more itchy when she pinched her nose. After holding it for a long time, she suppressed her sneeze into a small sneeze, and whispered: " You don't want to squat a person who comes to the latrine, do you?"

Sikong Zhaixing didn't look sideways: "To be precise, there are two."

After all, they are two people.

Jiang Yuyu glanced at him resentfully, not very happy to be next to the toilet, it smells like she wants to sneeze, damn it!Sikong Zhaixing glanced at her sideways: "Then how do you think about getting in? Let me tell you, the eaves of the Jewelry Pavilion are all equipped with special anti-theft bells. As long as someone goes up, the sound will definitely be indispensable."

This sentence dispelled the idea of ​​continuing to fly up. If you can't fly in, it seems that you can only catch someone in disguise.

People have three urgencies, the least vigilance when going to the latrine, and those servants will not squat by the latrine to watch all the time, the method of Sikong Zhaixing is indeed the most trouble-free, Jiang Yuyu nodded resignedly, and muttered: "Then I can only pray that it's not Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou who came here... Ah Choo!"

However, let alone Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou, they waited for a long time, but they didn't wait for anyone to come to the latrine.

Just when Jiang Yuyu and Sikong Zhaixing were wondering whether the hut was unused, a fat and wealthy figure walked towards the hut quickly. Don't forget to drive the servants who follow you far away.

"You go to the intersection and wait, I don't like being watched when I pee."

The servants responded and retreated far away, and the man entered the hut.

Jiang Yuyu and Sikong Zhaixing, who finally waited for someone to come, looked at each other and sent out a common signal - it was him!

This person actually kindly pushed all the subordinates away so that the two of them could hit the sap, and the two of them reached over and shot together, and they knocked the person down in less than three seconds.

Dragging the person into the grass, Jiang Yuyu gestured at the person's figure, and was thinking whether it was her disguised as this person, or Sikong Zaixing, when Sikong Zaixing took a closer look at the person's face , suddenly said: "I won the lottery."

Jiang Yuyu turned around in confusion: "Ah? What?"

Sikong Zhaixing shrugged, pointed to the fat man on the ground and said, "This is the owner of Jewelry Pavilion."

The owner of Jewelery Pavilion?Yan Tieshan?

Jiang Yuyu groaned, and squatted over to take a closer look, his drowsy head was agitated: "Are you sure, you know him?"

Sikong Zhaixing crossed his arms and said without guilt: "I have stolen his collection a few times before, so I am familiar with it."

"No wonder you are familiar with this place..." Jiang Yuyu looked at Yan Tieshan with some sadness.But thinking about it carefully, Yan Tieshan had to deliberately push people away to go to the bathroom. After all, he has been hiding that he is a eunuch, and he didn't even think about it just now!

What is the experience of wanting to be an ordinary guest, but ended up squatting directly to invite guests, and Yan Tieshan is still the main character of tonight's plot, what can I do?Jiang Yuyu reached out and patted his face, but the other party didn't respond, and fell into a deep coma.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "My drug can make people sleep for three hours without waking up."

Jiang Yuyu looked at Yan Tieshan ponderously, and said, "Then there is no other way..." She sighed and stretched out her hand to pick off Yan Tieshan's clothes: "I'm so fascinated, I can't waste it."

Yan Tieshan probably didn't expect that she would meet two thieves when she just came to a hut, and these two thieves had the audacity to directly hold him hostage, stripped off his clothes, and even his shoes.

After finding a place to hide Yan Tieshan, Jiang Yuyu, who disguised herself as Yan Tieshan, walked out swaggeringly, saying that she had lost a jade pendant, and asked a maid to go back to look for it. After a while, the maid came back and looked at him. With a glance, he handed over the jade pendant bought by Jiang Yuyu at a street stall, and the two met.

At this time, the sky is dark, and the moon stops at the eaves.

Laughter and laughter could be heard from far away in the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion. Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were sitting together. Opposite them were two invited guests. Huo Tianqing, who was standing on the main seat, smiled and introduced He said: "Today we are all friends here, Daxia Lu, let me introduce each other, this is Li Yuhan, the young owner of Yongcui Villa, and his wife Liu Wumei."

Then he turned to Li Yuhan and his wife and said, "This is the famous Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows and the seventh son of the Jiangnan Hua Family, who is full of flowers."

Both sides nodded to each other.

"Yongcui Villa? Could it be that the number one swordsman, Li Guanyu, the descendant of the owner of Li Zhuang?" Lu Xiaofeng was the most enthusiastic, and took the initiative to toast the two of them with a smile: "Mr. Jiu's name."

Li Yuhan and Liu Wumei toasted, and said modestly: "Hero Lu has won the award. My father said before that the hero is late and the best moment in the world has passed. Today's Jianghu should be young knights like you."

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Master Li Shaozhuang is too modest. Heroes are late, but they are also heroes. They are just old, but the legends they left behind are still in the hearts of everyone."

They were flattering each other out of politeness, but the woman next to Li Yuhan suddenly spoke and said with a smile: "Young Master Hua is right, legends are legends, even after many years, it has left ripples in the hearts of people in Jianghu."

Hua Manlou blinked his eyes blankly, as if he didn't understand what the other party meant.He just responded with a smile: "Madam is right."

Liu Wumei smiled and continued: "Speaking of which, although my father-in-law was once famous in the world, there was one person who was already well-known in the world when he was just born. But in the past few years, for some reason, there are very few people in the world. mentioned."

The superior Huo Tianqing said with a smile: "Ma'am, what the lady said was that the one with a strange name and even weirder behavior, who was called a strange man by the people in the Jianghu, changed my diaper?"

Liu Wumei curled her lips into a smile, "Exactly."

"Speaking of which, this person is also a dragon and phoenix among human beings, and there are countless secrets hidden in his body. I heard that he is immortal and proficient in medical skills, but the living dead, with flesh and bones, is really like that fairy."

Lu Xiaofeng only learned about Wei Xia when he was in the desert, and heard Jiang Yuyu mention his name a few times, although he knew it, but he didn't know that much, he was a little curious: "Really? There is such a strange person, he is immortal? Isn’t he still alive now?”

Hua Manlou beside Lu Xiaofeng shook his head: "He was besieged and killed by the demon sect more than 100 years ago."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Huamanlou in surprise, "Qitong, you actually know this person?"

Hua Manlou smiled slightly: "He did leave many legends and relics in the rivers and lakes. Those things are mysterious and miraculous, and many people have no idea what to do, so they gradually disappeared in the rivers and lakes. You are not interested in these, naturally Not sure. I also just happened to get a strange flower seed that is said to be cultivated by him, so I understand a little bit."

The only things that can interest Huamanlou are these flowers and plants.

Liu Wumei's eyes flickered when she heard Hua Manlou's words, and she was about to say more when a man laughed loudly from outside the door.

"Oh, I'm late, I'm late." Jiang Yuyu walked in swaggeringly with her stomach full, saw Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou at a glance, walked over and shook hands with them enthusiastically: "Long time no see, both of you !"

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were a little dazed by his sudden enthusiasm, they could only nod and smile, "It's been a long time."

Huo Tianqing seemed to see that Yan Tieshan was a little strange. After all, everyone's walking posture was different. He followed Yan Tieshan all year round, and he knew the other party's steps very well.But Sikong Zhaixing had already told Jiang Yuyu about this point, Jiang Yuyu sat down on the main seat, oops, and began to complain: "I was just so unlucky that I fell a big ass in the toilet! Mr. Huo, You will take someone to see later, what's going on, someone splashed oil on the road over there!"

"It's fine if I fell, what if I get stepped on by a guest!"

Jiang Yuyu smiled boldly: "Okay, okay, it's getting late, let's open the table, let's have fun today." After all, I have read the original work, and Jiang Yuyu roughly imitated the tone of Yan Tieshan's appearance in the original work, and arranged for Huo Tianqing thing.

Hearing this, Huo Tianqing suppressed the doubts in his heart, bowed his head in response, and walked down to prepare for the banquet.

Just now when Jiang Yuyu came in, he only noticed Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou, and secretly paid attention to Huo Tianqing, who would drive them away before he had time to look at the guests from the other direction. float up.

Sikong Zhaoxing Yirong's maid sat beside him, holding a wine jug, pouring wine for her, and kicked her fake stomach when she saw this: "What are the eyeballs floating around, here are all ghosts, don't be discovered .”

Jiang Yuyu whispered: "I saw Liu Wumei! The woman without eyebrows in the desert last time!"

Liu Wumei left a very deep impression on Jiang Yuyu. She surrounded Shi Guanyin's lair with a group of people in black who looked like they were pasted and copied. The martial arts are not very high, but the number of people is too large, allowing her to be there. The environment experienced a scene simulation of a big brother being besieged to death.

Several men in black are still locked up in Zhang San's house, unable to pry their mouths open.

Although I don't know why she left again later, seeing her now makes people wonder if there are people in black hiding all around.

Hearing the words, Sikong Zhaixing listened to the surrounding noises slightly with the tips of his ears, but he didn't hear any suspicious sounds. After thinking about it, he understood again, and said in a low voice: "The people in Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion are not vegetarians. If she Bringing so many people here, wouldn't it ruin their reputation."

Jiang Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

But immediately his eyebrows became happy again, and he looked at Liu Wumei with bright eyes. As the saying goes, if he is sick and kills him, and Liu Wumei has no one with him, he must be arrested!

Just before Jiang Yuyu found time to make a move, Liu Wumei took the initiative to look at Jiang Yuyu, and chatted softly.

"Today's banquet is thanks to Boss Yan. My husband and I will respect Boss Yan on behalf of Yongcui Villa."

Jiang Yuyu took the glass of wine with a smile.

Over there, Liu Wumei continued to smile and said: "I heard that the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion was founded in Shanxi back then. Before it was built in the capital, this place was the mansion purchased by the strange man himself. Later, he died at sea, and this house came to Zhuguangbaoqi. In the hands of the pavilion, such a luxurious building was built... It is really enviable."

Jiang Yuyu rubbed her stomach, didn't understand what she meant, and wondered, "What is there to envy, you don't have a house in the capital? No way, your father-in-law Li Guanyu was once the number one swordsman in the world You can’t be so poor. You see Ximen Snowblower is in Shanxi, and there are more than a dozen shops in the capital.” The news still came from Lu Xiaofeng, who often went to eat by name.

Sikong Zhaixing pinched Jiang Yuyu again, Jiang Yuyu held it in his mouth with an aggrieved look.Did she not act well in that part just now? ?

Sikong Zhaixing gave her a look on his expressionless face - not many people know about Ximen Chuixue's shop, don't talk nonsense!

Jiang Yuyu received the hint and understood it. It was strange, she felt a little hot on her back, so she blurted out a few words involuntarily, is the reason why the clothes are too heavy.

Liu Wumei stared at Jiang Yuyu strangely for a while before continuing: "Boss Yan was joking, I just envy that this place was once lived by a strange man, maybe there are some relics left by him. I heard that someone Just at the Siguo Cliff in Huashan, I found the Liuren Die that he left with Linghu Chong back then..."

If she didn't mention it, Jiang Yuyu almost forgot about the Rubik's Cube that had turned into slag. It was broken into dregs, and it was impossible for a god to save it. She didn't see what was in it anyway.

Jiang Yuyu thought of the shattered sawdust, subconsciously again, and complained in a tone of voice: "That thing..."

Sikong Zhaixing squeezed her thigh hard, and Jiang Yuyu quickly added: "After all, the wood is more than 100 years old! If it stays, it will shatter."

It hurts so much, Sikong Zhaixing, you are so ruthless!

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng had already noticed that Yan Tieshan, who was sitting in the main seat, was not quite right. After all, Jiang Yuyu's acting skills were too ordinary, and he was not so familiar with Yan Tieshan's daily posture. See something wrong.

But Liu Wumei and his wife saw Yan Tieshan for the first time after all, they just felt that this person was not like the hospitable and tactful Boss Yan in the legend.

"I heard that you can buy all kinds of rare and exotic treasures in the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion. I have such a thing, but I haven't been able to find it. I wonder if Boss Yan can get it."

Jiang Yuyu wasn't the real Yan Tieshan, so he didn't know if he could get it, so he wanted to change the subject.

But Liu Wumei said directly: "Back then, the strange man left a secret book in the rivers and lakes, which was scrambled and hidden by countless people. I heard that it was his secret of immortality."

Jiang Yuyu paused and looked at Liu Wumei.

The health secrets of big brother are too awesome, isn’t it cheated from 100 years ago to 100 years later?

Liu Wumei continued: "If Boss Yan has this cheat book, I would pay a lot of money to buy it."

Jiang Yuyu asked subconsciously: "How much is the heavy gold... Hiss!!" She glared at Sikong Zhaixing, getting heavier each time, it was too much!

Sikong Zhaixing mouthed and said: "Huo Tianqing is back." Jiang Yuyu's acting skills are not very good, and he can only barely deceive people who are not familiar with him. Huo Tianqing, who follows every day, will soon be able to see through.

Sikong Zaixingjue still made a mistake, he shouldn't have used Yan Tieshan's identity to sneak in, he had never thought that he was the master before, too many people paid attention to him, and Huo Tianqing was the trouble.

Only then did Jiang Yuyu realize that she saw Huo Tianqing coming in front of the door with the maids serving dishes, but her acting skills were at the limit, and the clothes were so hot, her back was sweating, and her head was wet. A little dizzy... No, I still have to slip first.

She blinked her eyes, looked at Sikong Zhaixing suddenly, and took part in an impromptu play, and said sadly: "I know you, but didn't I already agree to take you as my concubine!? Why are you still jealous, No matter how beautiful the house is, what else can I do besides look at it!"

Sikong Zhaixing was taken aback for a moment, and could only pick it up, his face instantly turned into pear blossoms with rain, and he wept softly: "Aren't I more beautiful than her? Your eyes never stop!"

Everyone stared at the sudden scene on the stage and was stunned.

Jiang Yuyu is really good at this kind of stinky man who is full of fat, and quickly hugged the person in his arms lovingly, "Oh, my little baby, don't cry, don't cry, she is white like a ghost, How can you be so cute..."

Liu Wumei: "..." What happened to these two people all of a sudden?

The maid hummed: "One white covers three ugliness, do you think I'm not as white as her!"

Jiang Yuyu looked eager to swear to prove his innocence: "How can you! You are my heart! I just like you with a big face and yellow skin!"

Everyone looked at the two blankly, and suddenly you and I started talking to each other.

Lu Xiaofeng looked curiously at the maid on the stage with a plain yellow-skinned round face, she was indeed quite yellow and big... So it turns out that Boss Yan likes this type.He didn't understand, but he was shocked.

Rao Huo Tianqing, when he came back, he saw Yan Tieshan coaxing an ugly maid in his arms, but he didn't realize what was going on.

Jiang Yuyu took the opportunity to get up and said embarrassedly to the crowd: "I'm sorry, everyone, I'm so shameless, I'll take him down first to clean up... That Mr. Huo, you entertain everyone first!"

Huo Tianqing was stunned for a moment, and naturally agreed.

When the two left, they could still hear Jiang Yuyu's desperately sweet words: "Oh, my baby, don't cry, the crying master's heart hurts, at worst, I'll let you in in two days..."

The maid Jiao Didi said: "That's not what you said in bed yesterday..."

Everyone watched the two leave silently, speechless for a while.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the backs of the two thoughtfully, although it was a little weird, but it's normal for a man to want to show a tough stance in front of the woman he likes.I can't blame Boss Yan for being so weird today. So it's because he brought a new love?

And Hua Manlou tilted his head, hesitantly said to Lu Xiaofeng in a low voice: "Hmm... isn't Boss Yan the chief executive?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

That's right, isn't he a eunuch? !

The author says:

It’s late, the plot of this chapter is not easy to break, so I added some words. If I overtime, it means that there are too many words to update. For this sake, please forgive me?