Jianghu is not a place outside the law [Comprehensive martial arts]

After Jiang Yuyu pounced on Sikong Zhaixing, he felt that something was wrong.

This posture is so embarrassing, and she seems to have stuck to Sikong Jiexing's mouth, but... this medicine stinks!It stinks!Sikong Zhaixing doesn't know how to speak while standing up, so let him also taste the sinister sufferings of the world!

Then there was a pop.

Sikong Zhaixing's forehead burst out with blue veins, and after a while, he pinched Jiang Yuyu's face with patience, pushing away her cheerful expression after she succeeded.

Otherwise, he might smash her dog's head off in the next moment!

However, Jiang Yuyu refused to end it, she danced and pulled his hair and choked up, "Now you know how much I suffer!"

"This medicine is too bitter, brother!"

"Hiss! Let go!" Sikong Zaixing pinched Jiang Yuyu's restless paw with his head sideways, and said angrily, "Are you going to pull out my hair!"

Jiang Yuyu sat down on his stomach, and took the opportunity to ask condescendingly, "You have to promise me that you won't drink that thing at night. Is that thick and smelly concoction something people can drink? I doubt it." That’s the water you washed the bottom of the pot with! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pills

"It's good to have a doctor in the desert, who will rub the pills for you!" Sikong Zhaixing pinched her claws one by one, pulled out his hair, and said angrily: "If you really don't want to drink, get well soon , Go back to the capital and find someone to give you acupuncture!"

Jiang Yuyu heard the words, thought about it, and thought it was okay: "Okay, okay, then let's pack up and set off now!"

Sikong Zhaixing glanced at her, sneered and said: "You are like this, can you ride a horse?"

Jiang Yuyu's buttocks were excited: "I can!"

Sikong Zhaixing, who was being ridden by her, almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "..."

Sikong Zhaixing's face turned red instantly, he immediately pushed Jiang Yuyu away and jumped up, Jiang Yuyu was thrown into the air, and fell back on the bed with a snap, clutching his chest in pain.

Sikong Zhaixing realized that he seemed to have hit too hard, and helped him up again in a panic, "Are you all right?!"

Jiang Yuyu didn't speak, just didn't look at him with puffy face, and pushed him away desperately with both hands.

Sikong Zhaixing thought she was angry, and explained a little bored: "I didn't do it on purpose, but I got up too fast... Okay, okay, I apologize to you."

Jiang Yuyu still didn't speak, but kept pushing him, and then tried to climb aside with all his hands and feet, but his posture was like I'm angry, you go away.

How can Sikong Zhaixing fulfill her wish, he has been taking care of him these few days, and he has never been so filial to his own mother, so why would he get angry over such a trivial matter?Angrily, he directly pulled her back to match up, but when he saw her, he still didn't look at him, twisted her head with his hands and turned back abruptly.

The two finally met face to face, and he realized that Jiang Yuyu had a devastated and tired expression, and then puffed out a few words with great difficulty: "I'm going to vomit—ah—" just lying down for a moment , she felt as if the stench in her stomach was about to overflow again.

After she finished speaking, she vomited, "vomit cough cough—"

Sikong Zhaixing was so frightened that he jumped, for fear that she would vomit directly on his face!As soon as he jumped up, Jiang Yuyu vomited out all the medicine he just drank in his stomach with a wow.

There was a sudden panic in the tent, and the two of them had no time to care about what had just happened.

Jiang Yuyu vomited profusely and vomited up all the concoction she had just drank, only then did she feel much more comfortable in her stomach.Seeing Sikong Zhaixing jumping up and down to clean up the surroundings, he still didn't forget to cover his chest and complained tearfully about his rude behavior just now: "Look, look, if it wasn't for you, would I be able to spit it out?"

Sikong Zhaixing gave her a supercilious look, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not the one to clean up what you spit out!"

Jiang Yuyu saw that Sikong Zhaixing seemed to be a little angry, and the whole person nestled back under the quilt cowardly, only showing a pair of eyes to look at him: "Then I sincerely thank you?"

If not, singing is fine too.

She danced and showed a heart: "Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm~"

Sikong Zhaixing: "... Chick!" Fuck the four seasons, he can't live through this season.

The tent was filled with the smell of herbs and the sour gas of gastric juice. Sikong Zhaixing tidied up the bed, and was unwilling to do the rest. He paid a desert child to come in and tidy up, and then took Jiang Yuyu to the next door tent.

Because Jiang Yuyu was in a coma before, she had to stay in the desert. Now that she is awake, she naturally wants to discuss going back.

The tent next door was rented by Sikong Jiexing for himself and the water prisoner to use together. As Sikong Jie said, the brother rescued from the water prison was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, not responding at all.

Jiang Yuyu leaned over and patted it twice, it was fine if he didn't wake up.

"I'll go find the caravan later, let's go back to the Central Plains." Sikong Zhaixing glanced at the two of them, frowned and said, "If you want to bring this guy back, you'll have to get a carriage, think it over carefully."

The carriage will pull in slow motion, which is far less convenient than riding a horse.

Jiang Yuyu thought for a while, then suddenly said: "It should be fine without a carriage."

Sikong Zhaixing looked at her after hearing the words: "If you don't get a carriage, how can you bring people back?"

Jiang Yuyu squatted in front of the bed and touched his chest, then took out his cell phone from his clothes: "I'll just put him in Zhang San's house."

Hearing this, Sikong Zhaixing squatted down together, and took a look at her movements, "He's in a coma and didn't do anything, how did you put him in?" It would be best if he could, but Jiang Yuyu's mysterious method There are many restrictions.

For example, every time you arrest someone, you must take pictures of evidence that the other party is committing a crime. In Shi Guanyin's lair, if she took pictures of the evidence early, she would not be injured. Get people in.

Although sometimes, those evidences are ridiculous, but they are also a means of limitation.

"I think you can try it." Jiang Yuyu pushed him, "Go outside and get a small animal."

Sikong Zhaixing was a little puzzled when he heard the words, but he went out anyway, and after a while he brought in a chicken, "There are no small animals, the smallest one is this."

Seeing this, Jiang Yuyu stretched out his hand to take the chicken over: "All right, all right, let's make do with it, let's try anyway."

Then she untied the chicken, and used the hand of the brother on the bed to hold the chicken's neck tightly, so as to save it from running away.Then he strenuously pressed one of the chicken's feet under his buttocks, completely forming a scene of a man pinching the chicken's neck.

Looking at the scene he had set up, Jiang Yuyu nodded, then took out his hand to take a picture——

[Congratulations to the player for capturing the famous character Lin Pingzhi!Lin Pingzhi was convicted of cruelty to small animals, had a bad influence, and was sentenced to work...]

Jiang Yuyu was overjoyed, and slapped Sikong Zhaixing's thigh and laughed wildly: "I have found the bug in this garbage game!"

How could he perjure himself!Hahaha!

Sure enough, a simple game, how can it beat the insidious and cunning human beings.

"...Slap yourself on the leg!"

Sikong Zhaixing pulled his legs away angrily.

Jiang Yuyu made a face at him, "Slightly slightly, cheapskate."

She stuck out her tongue, a little playful and naive, but Sikong Zhaixing looked at her lips, and suddenly remembered something, his back stiffened, he turned his head away, and cursed angrily: "Hurry up and pack your things, we are here today." Just go!"

Jiang Yuyu gave a long oh, and sent him into the main house of Zhang San's house, then tilted his head, and glanced at the empty bed.I always feel like something flashed in front of my eyes just now, but I forgot it.

She rubbed her stuffy chest, thinking, forget it, wait until I leave the desert.

Sikong Zhaixing moved very quickly. At dusk, he found a caravan going out of the desert. They received a big order and were preparing to leave for Lanzhou overnight.

Sikong Zhaixing negotiated the price with them, confirmed that Jiang Yuyu could ride a horse, and bought two more horses.

Together with the caravan, the two started to set off after dark.

It's just that I don't know where the bad luck is. Not long after they set off, the caravan encountered a group of people. This group of people had excellent horses and swords, and it seemed that the visitors were not friendly.Sikong Zhaixing and Jiang Yuyu were at the tail of the caravan. Looking at them from a distance, they found that there were still quite a few of them.

Sikong Zhaixing clicked his tongue, and said a little annoyed: "If it really doesn't work, we can only run away by ourselves."

It's just that both of them are road idiots in the desert, and they don't know how much time will be wasted.

Jiang Yuyu couldn't say anything, she left it to Sikong Zhaixing to decide such matters, so she just looked at the moonlit desert a little bored.

But unexpectedly, the two waited behind for a while, and the caravan in front actually sent someone to say that the group of people came to look for the two of them and asked them to go to the front.

Both Sikong Zhaixing and Jiang Yuyu were surprised.

Jiang Yuyu: "Looking for us?" She asked in a low voice with a vigilant expression, "Are you here to seek revenge?" Could it be that Shi Guanyin's concubine in the desert came to avenge her?

Not impossible!

The person who came to report the letter was a close friend of the person in charge of the caravan. He smiled and said, "You two are wrong. The person who came is the princess of the Kucha Kingdom!"

Jiang Yuyu was even more puzzled when she heard the words, Princess of the Kingdom of Qiuci, isn't that the relationship between Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua, what did she come to find them for, could it be... She turned her eyes suddenly, and looked at Sikong Zhaixing in disbelief, "Are you here?" When I was lying on the bed and couldn't take care of myself, I went out to spend time and drink, wandered around the world, and hooked up with that Princess Pipa who originally liked Chu Liuxiang and later fell in love with Hu Tiehua!?"

At the end, he used a sentence in Cantonese in grief: "You bad boy!"

Sikong Zhaixing: "?"

Jiang Yuyu covered his chest with a sad expression on his face, "Whoa, I'm not good enough to give you the warmth of a home, so you went outside to find other women..."

Sikong Zhaixing was annoyed by her, and his expression on whether you are sick is not your body, but your brain: "I have pinched your nose in the past three days, and I have never seen a woman! Where did you come from?" Princess hooking me up? Do you think I am Lu Xiaofeng, who can be in heat anytime and anywhere?!"

But at this time, because Jin Jiuling was taken away by Jiang Yuyu, he waited for a long time before the two returned to the Central Plains, so he had to go to the desert to find someone in person. Lu Xiaofeng of Chu Liuxiang and the others, relying on the help of contacts in the Kucha Kingdom, managed to find the oasis where the two were.

He waited in front for a while, but he didn't see the two of them coming over. He thought that they were probably also in shock, so he came over with a happy face, but he didn't expect to hear Sikong Zhaixing's merciless ridicule as soon as he came over.

Lu Xiaofeng: "?"

Did I come at the wrong time?

Facts have proved that he did not come at the right time.

Jiang Yuyu and Sikong Zhaixing seemed to be arguing.

Jiang Yuyu was still crying: "But I'm unconscious, I don't even know what you did~"

Sikong Zhaixing cursed sinisterly: "Because you are an idiot, your brain is not enough when you are awake, can you still use it when you are unconscious?"

Lu Xiaofeng tsk-tsk twice and commented in his heart, Sikong Zhaixing has such a bad temper, it's outrageous that a girl puts up with him, he's so kind and gentle, handsome and unrestrained, yet he is chased and beaten by girls every day...

After he finished thinking like this, he heard Jiang Yuyu express emotionally and bitterly: "Don't worry, no matter who you like..."

"As long as you still call me mom, we are still a family."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Oh, he was wrong, Jiang Yuyu is no ordinary girl.

The author says:

Phew~ (wiping sweat) It’s dangerous, there are still 2 minutes, so it’s not morning?