Jianghu is not a place outside the law [Comprehensive martial arts]

"People live to eat supper."

Jiang Yuyu was lying on the bed, muttering to himself with blank eyes.

It was [-]:[-] at night, people who went to bed early were already sleeping soundly in bed, but she was tossing and turning because of hunger, and then involuntarily trembling her fingertips, opened the evil yellow icon.

"If I don't eat supper, those shops that are still open in the middle of the night will have no business, and if there is no business, they will close down, and there will be one more sad person in the world."

As long as you donate a little money, you can get her happiness, the happiness of the takeaway boy, and the happiness of the store. This is a win-win situation.

It's such a happy decision to eat supper!

Jiang Yuyu kicked the scale under the bed, and began to flip through tonight's menu in self-comfort.

"Roast duck, maocai, coconut chicken... Barbecue seems to work too... I haven't eaten at KFC for a long time." Jiang Yuyu beat the bed angrily, "Damn it, it's so hard to choose!"

After half an hour, Jiang Yuyu still couldn't make up his mind to choose the difficult disease, and Jiang Yuyu began to comfort himself again: "Forget it, instant noodles are the most delicious, and they are free. I haven't taken any new jobs this month, so I have to save money. She resolutely forgot the promise she had just made to make the delivery guy happy, stepped on her slippers and walked into the kitchen, and after a few seconds, she came out with a larger amount of spicy beef noodles in one hand and two hams in the other.

After losing weight, a bite of instant noodles is better than a god.

"It's anti-humanity to lose weight!" Jiang Yuyu, who finally decided to give up weight loss, felt his soul was sublimated the moment he gave up weight loss. He was as happy as a piggy eating, and sat back on the computer desk , Skillfully boil water, unpack, and pour in seasonings.

Ah~ this strong fragrance~ top~

While waiting, she didn't waste time, she just turned on the screen, and the computer was always in standby mode. As soon as it was turned on, she could see a chat window lit up on the screen, followed by the sound of a message reminder It also kept ticking and tocking.

This is a large group of gamers. Although it is already close to zero, there are still many night owls active in it, and you chat with each other in full swing.

[Sauerkraut on Cuihua]: I caught Chu Liuxiang! ! !Ah quack quack! ! !

[Gou Die returns my hard-earned money]: Tired or not, I saved up ten arrest warrants, and ended up being caught nine times! ! !

[Sauerkraut on Emerald Flowers]: Gong Jiu is your true love!

[Dog stack returns my hard-earned money]: (Maomao's indifferent face.JPG) Obsessive-compulsive disorder just wants to collect all the character pools

[Gou Die returns my hard-earned money]: Damn it, this is all a game manufacturer's conspiracy!They are forcing me to krypton gold!

……

Jiang Yuyu tapped on the keyboard and also inserted a sentence-[Eat my salty fish stab]: Gong Jiu has been caught by you so many times, he will work for you until he grows old

[Dog Die returns my hard-earned money]: Yes, he has worked for my farm for 100 years (Maomao indifference.jpg)

Jiang Yuyu: "Pfft!"

To be able to catch so many Gongjiu, the sisters are really talented!

The game in this group is a martial arts-style farming game. Players need to upgrade and maintain their own small farms every day. When they are short of manpower, they will go to the rivers and lakes to fight for justice and arrest some wanted criminals to work for their farms for a limited time.Because the game has purchased many original copyrights, people in the Jianghu are all classic martial arts characters. Many martial arts fans come here for their own lives, eager to work for themselves.

It's just that the arrest of characters is random, whether you can catch your own life, really depends on your fate.

There are also people like this friend in the group who have captured the same character many times in a row, because the same character will not be repeated in the game setting, so catching the same character will only automatically accumulate the working hours and working hours for the farm The longer it is, the more special abilities will be added.

This was originally a good design, but I couldn't bear it when someone complained.

[Gou Die returns my hard-earned money: Ah!No, I hate it!I'm tired of Gong Jiu's M face, I'm going to catch more handsome guys sweating and screaming for me! (Cat cat owling.jpg)]

[Sauerkraut on Cuihua: Hehe, I also want more handsome guys to sweat for me, hiss~]

[Master Lu's green tea tastes good]: (screenshot of the game) I'm okay, the card pool is almost complete, only Lu Xiaofeng is missing

[Master Lu's green tea tastes good]: Oh, I caught it just after I finished talking

[Gou Die returns my hard-earned money]:! ! !

[Sauerkraut on Emerald Flowers]:! ! !

……

Jiang Yuyu is sour, she is an invincible African, no matter how other people can catch Chu Liuxiang Gongjiu or something, she basically catches small shrimps, including but not limited to the pervert Ximen Chuuxue chased and killed, and the nameless Batman. Wait for this kind of strange person who doesn't even have a name!So far, the best character I have caught is Uncle Guisun in Lu Xiaofeng's legend!

She also wants to catch the handsome guy to sweat and cry for her!

Jealousy makes people beyond recognition, Jiang Yuyu decisively taps the keyboard——

[Eat my salted fish stab]: Europeans are not allowed to appear on African soil!

[Sauerkraut on Emerald Flowers]: Europeans are not allowed to appear on African soil!

[Dog Die Returns My Hard-earned Money]: Europeans are not allowed to appear on African soil!

[Master Lu's green tea tastes good]: Hey

……

After chatting for a while, the instant noodles were soft, and it was getting late. If you don’t sleep again, it will be dawn, and the river fish is no longer watery, so you quickly shut down the computer, and started to slurp the noodles, quickly finished eating the noodles, and rinsed off He opened his mouth, threw away the instant noodle box, and lay down contentedly on the bed with his mobile phone.

There was still a while before twelve o'clock. After midnight, there was another chance to catch it. Jiang Yuyu decided to wait until midnight.

Waiting while drowsy, time always passed very slowly, Jiang Yuyu's eyelids were fighting, and the time came to zero slowly, she suppressed her sleepiness and received today's wanted warrant, and then mechanically started arresting , the catching process in the game is quite boring, just keep pointing with your hands. There is metaphysics saying that the faster you tap, the easier it is to get a handsome guy, but Jiang Yuyu doesn't have the brains to believe in metaphysics at this time, and just wants to catch it quickly. Finished, close your eyes and sleep.

There was a pause on the game interface, as if she had caught it. The phone buzzed and vibrated, and the general vibration meant that a classic character had been drawn. Before Jiang Yuyu could be surprised, the phone slipped from her fingertips due to the sudden vibration and hit the bridge of her nose. .

Jiang Yuyu's nose hurt and he lost consciousness.

Sikong Zhaixing felt that today must be his lucky day.Because it took him nearly three months to steal one thing, and he got it today.

It took three months for the King of Stealing Kings to let people in the Jianghu know about it, and they must think it is a peerless treasure. Unfortunately, this thing is neither a rare antique nor a peerless secret book, but a woman's pajamas.

This pajamas are ordinary, if there is any difference, that is, this size is several times thicker than the average person, the average person is no more than a bucket waist, but the owner of this pajamas is a well.But there is nothing wrong with it, after all, this is the pajamas of the famous Great Huanxi Bodhisattva.

Speaking of this Bodhisattva of Great Joy, people in the world say that she is as famous as Yinji the jellyfish, but Sikong Jiexing thinks that this Bodhisattva of Great Joy is more terrifying than Yinji the jellyfish.After all, Yin Ji, the jellyfish, only looks like a man, but this Bodhisattva loves to play with men, not only to play, but also to play to death.

Fortunately, she only likes handsome men. Sikong Zhaixing disguised himself as a short and ugly woman, pinched his nose and poured the toilet for him for three months before he stole this pajamas.

Don't get me wrong, he doesn't have any eccentricities. He just made a bet with a stinky chicken. If he can steal the pajamas of the Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva within three months without using color, the other party will wash it for him. foot.

In order for the other party to wash his feet, Sikong Zhaixing did not hesitate to spend three months.

"Lu Xiaoji, I'm going to become a foot-washing chicken now!" Sikong Zhaixing smiled complacently.

Now he can't wait to go back to Jiangnan, find that old friend, and then lie comfortably on the soft couch and let the other party rub his feet. For this reason, he can not wash his feet for a few days—as long as Thinking about how the other party washed his feet, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

But before he could laugh out loud, he heard a strange sound.

[Congratulations to the player for successfully catching the well-known figure, King of Stealing Kings, Sikong Zhaixing! 】

Sikong Zhaixing: "?"

A shadow shrouded Sikong Zhaixing's head, and he didn't notice it, so the next second after the strange sound appeared, he was hit on the back of the head hard by a buttock, and his eyes went black.

[Sikong Zhaixing stole women's clothes, was convicted of the crime, had a bad influence, and was sentenced to work for one year and three months! 】

Sikong Zhaixing: "???"

The author says:

Counting with your fingers, it's a good day, and it's a good day to plan the first pit of the year?