Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Lovers' view of time is different from that of ordinary people. Even if they are only separated for a few days, it feels like years, but staying together for a long time seems like a snap of the fingers.

So, with a flick of a finger, Yun Gu and I have been married for ten years, and the children are all over the floor... (being blown away)

Ahem, sorry, I accidentally mispronounced the lines just now.

So, with a flick of a finger, Yun Gu and I spent more than a month arranging the matters of the Sky Arena, and we boarded the Poseidon back to Whale Island with Zhi Xi.

Smiling and raising the board: "Long time no see, Captain!"

The captain rubbed his red rosacea nose and showed a tough smile: "Oh! I'm back! This is your child? How time flies! They have grown so big, the little guy looks so energetic... ...Huh? Why isn't it like the two of you?"

I'm so embarrassed that I can't speak...

Yun Gu smiled awkwardly: "This is my disciple, named Zhixi."

Zhixi bowed politely: "Please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

"What? You don't have any children yet?" The captain was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly helped Zhixi up, "Oh! Okay... Well, I said Zhixi, do you want to learn how to steer?"

Zhixi nodded vigorously happily: "Yeah!"

"Then come with me!" The captain quickly left a handsome figure in our sight.

"Hi!" Zhixi replied loudly with sparkling eyes, and followed happily.

Looking at the figure of the captain running away in a panic, and the little tail following behind... I said, can't you use a different method of seducing children?Escape with the same reason every time... -_-|||

I was immersed in the rare joy of despising the captain, when suddenly my hand warmed up, and Yun Gu took my hand.

Seeing Yun Gu's serious expression, I was very puzzled... What's wrong?So serious all of a sudden?Have a fever?

Yun Gu pulled my hand over, looked at me for a while with a blushing handsome face, then stroked my head and comforted me: "No, don't be sad...I promise, um...after we get married, I will Will work hard, uh... we will have our own children! Definitely!"

(⊙o⊙) Nani? !After a moment of shock, I felt as if the person with the fever was actually me.

Um, trying to make people or something... I hate it~~ This will make me look forward to it~~! !Dead face~~~!I glanced at Yun Gu shyly and timidly, then suddenly covered my face and ran away in small steps...

(Broken Moon struggled and shouted: Don’t stop me! Let me write a storm to destroy this guy!)

In this way, in the convulsions of the author who was about to vomit blood, our ship docked safely at the wharf of Whale Island.wipe sweat...

Zhixi was unanimously welcomed by the people of Whale Island, while Yungu was loved by aunts and aunts, and then shouted by uncles and uncles: "Is it you who wants to take away our lovely Xiaoxin?" "You are so brave! You have to treat her well!" "If you make her sad, I'll screw your head off!" He gave a harsh lesson.The way home for a group of three has become extremely tortuous and joyful.

Finally getting rid of everyone's enthusiastic onlookers, Yungu took me with one hand and Zhixi with the other and stood on the path leading to home.

Before knocking on the door, I tried my best to pin up Yun Gu's shirt, took out the comb and combed the back of his hair again.Looking up at Yun Gu, I lightly raised my board: "This is my home. Xiaojie is in GI, and now there are only Mitt and mother-in-law at home. That... I showed them your photo..."

Yun Gu squeezed my hand nervously: "Well, I know, but I have an important matter to discuss with you first."

well?discuss?

Yun Gu nodded solemnly: "Well. What if your family doesn't agree with us being together...?"

Would those two disagree with us being together?

Zhixi: "You are a fool, acting master! You can still elope with the acting teacher's wife!"

Yun Gu suddenly took my hand: "Then, please, please elope with me!"

In my mind, the train to the north in the snowstorm, the two eloping people, cuddling together tightly with anxiety about the future... Uh, wait! (-_-|||I was powerless to tear off the poster of 【爱の避行行】in the small theater in my head. The author was thinking about some crazy things in his mind!! Will my family disagree? Thinking back to Lin The attitude of Mitte and the others before the trip...

I patted Yun Gu on the shoulder and raised my board: "Don't worry, you are so nice, how could they disagree? We have agreed, we will be together forever." Joke, they almost packed me up and gave it to you Yes, buy one get one free, marry a wife and give a house as a gift!

I gave Yun Gu a comforting smile, then walked to the door and knocked lightly.

The moment Mitt opened the door, I raised my board with a smile on my face: "Ah, Mitt, I'm back! I'm back with a man~!"

……

The atmosphere in the living room became particularly dignified for some reason.

Mitt and my mother-in-law sat on both sides of me, looking at Yun Gu with a serious face like two great gods.Zhixi sits uneasy holding the juice that Mitte gave him.

Yun Gu kept his sitting posture with his head down, motionless: "That's it, please marry Xiaoxin to me!"

The mother-in-law picked up the teacup and took a leisurely sip of tea: "The hem of your shirt has come out..."

Pfft... Grandma, you...

I watched Yun Gu tidying up his shirt in a hurry, and I couldn't help standing up and wanting to help.

Mitt: "Xiaoxin! Sit down for me!"

Then I quickly sat back on the sofa with my good conditioned reflex for six years.

What happened to these two people today?Where did the enthusiasm for wanting to pack me up and give it away go?What is going on with this situation now?Is it possible that the author is really jealous and resentful, and wants to dismantle the main CP and rewrite Danmei?Isn't [爱の逃行行] the little theater of Shenma a joke?You are not serious! ?Hello!How much is a train ticket to the north? Hello!

Mitte said coldly: "Your name is Yun Gu, right?"

Didn't you remember his name first?Now I suddenly know why I am asking what kind of trouble I am going to do!

Yun Gu nodded.

Mitt slammed the table: "Answer [Yes] loudly!"

Yun Gu was startled: "Yes!"

Mitte nodded in satisfaction: "Well... Who are the people in your family?"

Yun Gu: "My parents died in an accident when I was seven years old, and I have been growing up with my master and senior brothers since then."

"Ah... I'm sorry..." Mitt exchanged glances with her mother-in-law: "So, are you an orphan?"

The mother-in-law took another sip of tea slowly: "This is not easy to deal with... I heard that orphans will have unhappy marriages when they grow up due to lack of training in family life..."

"No, I don't think I'm an orphan." Yun Gu smiled slightly, his eyes full of memories, "Maybe it was really sad at the beginning, but Master and Senior Brother are very kind to me, deep in my heart, Master, she is my mother, and senior brother is like my father. Uh... maybe it's not right to say that... but I always think so..."

cloud ancient...

Mitt: "Well... so what is your job now?"

Yun Gu: "I am currently acting as the acting master of Xinyuanliu, responsible for leading Zhixi until he leaves the teacher."

Mother-in-law: "It's a physical education teacher..."

Pfft...Grandma, you are so creative...but it's not wrong to say that...

Mitt shook his head: "It's not easy to deal with... Physical education teachers and so on, the salary is pitifully low. Our Xiaoxin, don't look at her thin and weak appearance, she has an unambiguous appetite. And I'm very picky about the taste, I don't like the food that is generally not tasty. Look at the fat I managed to gain in the days when she came back, and I lost weight after you. Is your salary enough to support her? ?”

Yun Gu glanced at me with a smile: "I believe in my ability! I will definitely be able to make Xiaoxin fat!"

Uh... who, who wants to be raised by you!asshole!Getting fat or something, do you know how hard it was for me to lose weight successfully! ?Cover your face.

The mother-in-law gently blew the heat off the tea cup: "Since Xiaojie's father disappeared, our Fulishi family now only has old and weak women and children. Since you have no blood relatives... If you don't mind, you can marry after marriage Our home?"

Mitt: "The child of the two of you will be named Fulishi."

Huh?Granny, Mitt... what does this mean?Getting married or something...

Yun Gu was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed: "Actually, I don't have a surname. In my hometown, boys will not be given a new surname until they reach adulthood with the blessing of their families. The scene when I was a child An accident gave me an ability called Nian, but it also made me lose my parents and relatives. Therefore, I have always been called Yun Gu, with only a first name and no surname."

"I am very happy to be able to use the surname Fulishi like Xiaoxin. I am really happy to be accepted by you as a part of the family." Yun Gu raised his head and looked at him resolutely, "Whether it is an orphan or not. , salary, marriage or other things... I don't think these are the important points. Since I came here today, I have already met those conditions. The real important thing is-I love Xiaoxin, and Xiaoxin also loves Xiaoxin Me. I want to start a new family with the person I love. In this life, I only want Xiaoxin to be my wife! I will be very good to Xiaoxin! Please marry Xiaoxin to me!"

Yun Gu... my tears fell down.

Mitt took out a handkerchief to wipe my tears, and kept rubbing the corners of his eyes.

The mother-in-law smiled and stood up: "Good boy, get up."

My mother-in-law gave Yun Gu my hand to hold: "You will take care of our Xiaoxin."

Mother-in-law... woo-woo... I hugged my mother-in-law's fat body and cried like a mess.

Mitt stood up and laughed while choking: "Sit down, I'll cook and celebrate tonight!"

Mitt... woo woo woo...

NC Small Theater:

That night, Mitt walked into the small club at the entrance of the village alone in the dark.

A punch smashed the stone table, and Mitt smiled like a virgin: "Ah~~ Everyone, send a message to some big bastard for me, just say【The girl is getting married, even if you don’t come back to see Look, you should also give me some greetings, right?]”

Uncle Fish Shop, Uncle Butcher, Uncle Fruit Shop and others collectively trembled and nodded desperately: "Don't worry, Mitt, we will definitely bring it! Definitely!"

A week later, Crete finally came to King after a near-death escape.

Crete rubbed his temples: "...That's it. You can figure it out."

Jin touched the little guy's head: "I heard that Xiaojie entered GI?"

Critter took a puff from the pipe and nodded, "Ah, that old hag Biskey is leading them."

"That's it..." Jin rubbed his chin: "Kriter, what do young girls like?"

Crete coughed twice violently: "...If I knew about this problem, I wouldn't still be single now. You... If you want to give a gift, just pick something she can use."

Jin looked at the sky and pondered: "Something that can be used...?"

The little guy put his head against Jin's hand in dissatisfaction: "Meow meow meow meow!"