Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Originally, there was always an illusion that as soon as September entered, the entire Youke Xincheng seemed to have fallen into hell in an instant, with killings everywhere and all kinds of crises.However, it turns out that as long as you act with the "Jacky Ray" trio, danger is far away from you in the short term...

"Hey——! Everyone look over here! Look over here! The conditional auction is about to begin!" Leo Li yelled in a voice not inferior to that of a hypermarket aunt, "The auction item is this diamond worth 300 million! Comes with Certificate of Appraisal from the shop!"

With a wave of Leorio's paw, I immediately put on a professional smile, raised the gleaming diamonds and certificate of appraisal on the tray in my hand, and showed them around.

Satisfied, Leorie continued to fool around: "The condition for winning the bid is wrist strength! The first person who wins the boy can bid!" The big finger pointed to Xiaojie who was in the arm-wrestling position and froze on the seat with a dull expression on his face. (Ah, Xiaojie is sweating...)

"The fee for participation is [-] guinea! Then——the auction will start now!" Following Leorio's order, the onlookers rushed up excitedly waving banknotes.

Bullying, bullying children... Uh, forget it, I don't know who is bullying whom... Cover your face.

I honestly stood by the side holding the diamond, watching Leo Li yelling hard, Qi Ya’s hand for collecting money was about to break, and from time to time I yelled "everyone line up, don't squeeze" or something Yes... Xiaojie was sweating all over his head, but he still sat obediently in his seat, trying his best to control his strength so as not to accidentally cause any bloody casualties or loss of public property...

Looking up at each of the contestants who are strong in Kongwu and earnestly queuing up to pay according to the requirements, and then looking down at the 30-carat diamond in their hands, I can't help feeling: the people here are really kind. Why didn't anyone think of coming to grab it by force?It seems that even the spiders pay money and compete honestly according to the rules... Ah, maybe the little drop who values ​​the rules the most is just a different kind of spider?Well... Which spider in the Phantom Troupe is not a different kind... While I was traveling in space, I didn't forget to put a business smile on my face.Alas... There is no tension at all... Is this really You Kexin on the night of September [-]st! ?

"Hey, don't just stand there in a daze, help me pretend, I can't hold it anymore." Qi Ya glared at me viciously.

I looked at the kitten's paws full of thick stacks of banknotes and nodded with joy. In less than a second, I had neatly put the money into the trolley and put the trolley away.

"Really, let me collect the money instead!" Qi Ya snatched the tray from my hand, "Hey, give me another chair."

At the same speed, I took out a chair and put it down, and raised my board to Qiya who was sitting on the chair: "If I come to collect the money, then what are you doing?"

Qi Ya picked up the diamond and bared his teeth: "Me? Of course I'm just watching the situation."

Uh...Indeed, if you want to talk about strength alone, Qiya, who can push open the three gates of the underworld without thinking, is indeed the strongest among us...

I resigned myself to losing the right to hold the diamond in a daze, and when I turned around, Leorie had already shouted: "Okay, you lost!" Xiaojie won another [-] rings.

"Next!" Leo Li shouted vigorously.

I stepped forward to collect money———(⊙口⊙)! ! ! !

Who is this girl with short hair and glasses who is wearing a black turtleneck sweater, a reverse cross necklace around her neck, and silently handing over ten thousand ring notes! !Isn't this the little drop in the legend! ! ? ?

Leorio yelled, "Oh—! This is the first lady who came to challenge!"

The surrounding crowd who didn't know the truth cheered excitedly. "Good job! Come on! Miss!" "Weird boy, let's put some water in!"

Seeing that I was in a daze, Xiaodi took the initiative to hand over the money to me, then sat down straight away, and bowed respectfully to Xiaojie: "Please give me your advice."

Xiaojie swallowed: "Ah, each other."

I watched in a daze as Xiaodi held Xiaojie's hand softly and weakly, and was pushed down by Xiaojie's trembling arm little by little as if he didn't exert more force, and finally touched the table lightly.

"What a pity! This lady lost~~~~!" Leorio announced happily.The onlookers, who didn't know the truth, applauded this beautiful and lovely lady's hard work and Xiaojie's "almost real acting skills".

Xiaodi bowed to Xiaojie without arrogance or discouragement: "Thank you for your advice."

Xiaojie broke out in a cold sweat: "Ah, where..."

Watching Xiaodi's pretty figure pass through the crowd... I knew that the three spiders that would rendezvous in a while would set off a bloody storm in the hall of Youkexin's auction... That girly mother with glasses who is naturally stupid The spider, just like when it paid the money just now, took off with a blank expression, and then slapped Kurapika's beautiful colleague to death... It seems that when the arm wrestled just now, Leorio was still facing the female spider. It's so close...it's unreal...hahahahahahaha...

Looking at the banknote in my hand that was already wet with sweat, I had mixed feelings: Mom, I received a banknote from the Phantom Troupe today...

Looking up at the beautiful and vast starry sky in Youke Xincheng, I can't help but burst into tears...

When it was close to midnight, Xiaojie had won more than 500 people in total.It's an astonishing record, maybe you can consider applying for a Guinness in the Hunter World or something, maybe you can make a small profit.I rubbed my chin in thought.

Now most of the people are just onlookers, and those who are still willing to donate money to participate in the competition are all angry avengers.Xiaojie, who has won so many people and is still winning, already has many explosive nicknames such as "the ape-man raised by the orangutan" and "the werewolf cub raised by the mother bear".Ah, Mitt will be angry...

I looked at my watch, um, it looks like Wojin has been arrested...or has he been rescued?I don't know the exact time, so I can only roughly estimate the current situation of Youke Xincheng.Not sure what Kurapika is doing now, maybe meeting with Hisoka?

When the last challenger sadly left, the crowd of onlookers also gradually dispersed.

"Ah~~! Today's harvest is very good!" Leo Li stretched his waist, and then patted Xiaojie's shoulder enthusiastically, "Xiaojie! Well done! Let's have a supper to celebrate in a while! "

Xiaojie moved his shoulders a bit: "To be honest, earning money so easily is really more guilty than in the Sky Arena..."

Qi Ya: "However, there are still about 88 billion or more nuns away from the minimum amount of the goal... In other words, Xiaojie still needs to win about 9 times to make up the money."

Leorie complained loudly: "Ah~~~~! Qiya, don't hit us, okay~~! It's good to make money, okay~~!"

I put the tables and chairs into the cart with a smile on my face, and listened to the laughter of the three of them.

No one knows that Xiaojie has fought against the members of the Phantom Brigade for the first time today... No one knows how many people's lives were sent to hell by the spiders who went on a rampage at the Youkexin auction today... No one knows today The Ten Old Man's Yin Beast Troops were all mobilized and quickly wiped out... No one knew that Kurapika used his ability for the first time today to forcibly capture the No. 11 spider leg...

After a hearty meal of Youke Xincheng's special snacks for supper, the group of four happily returned to the hotel where they stayed, said good night to each other and went to sleep.

I stood in front of the hotel window and lightly pressed the send button: "At night, I worked hard to make money with Xiaojie and the others. I just came back from supper and was going to sleep. Miss you, good night."

The phone beeped softly: "Be careful, I miss you too, good night."

The bright moonlight shines on the seemingly silent Youkexin. No one should be able to sleep tonight, but—what the hell?

Lying on the bed, staring at the fluorescent light of the second hand of the bedside alarm clock turning unhurriedly, September 1999, 9 is finally over...

Gently closing my eyes, I breathed a sigh of relief: Well, it really is...a peaceful day...

NC Small Theater:

The two little animals were fighting hard for food, and Suiyue stared at the two furry heads, one black and one white, and said in a daze: "I said... If Xiaojie and Qiya wrestle arms...who will win?

The two small animals stopped chewing at the same time and raised their heads: "Of course it's me~!"

So, the small animal arm wrestling contest starts now!

Both contestants exerted all their strength and refused to give in to each other, and the situation became stalemate.

oh oh!Player Qiya has gained the advantage!After all, Xiaojie had just fought for [-] rounds before, so his physical strength was lacking...

ah ah!Xiaojie's big crisis!Qi Ya's victory is just around the corner!

At this time, a certain idiot sister who loves her younger brother quietly walked behind Qi Ya and raised her board: "Xiaojie! Tilt your head!"

Seeing the reminder, Xiaojie unconsciously opened his confused black eyes and tilted his head. Then, the shoulder straps of the vest, which were already in danger due to the wrist-wrestling posture, slipped down, revealing half of his round shoulders...

Huh?Huh?What happened?Contestant Qiya was overtaken by Contestant Xiaojie just now, as if he had been given "Lisong Jinxie"!

ah!Contestant Xiaojie won!Let us congratulate Xiaojie with warm applause!

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Seeing Xiaojie wagging his tail cheerfully while bouncing and cheering, Qiya clutched his nosebleed in embarrassment: "Damn it! You are forbidden to be cute!"