Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

I had a weird dream that night.In the dream, a guy like Sadako crouched in front of the flashing screen and counted the messages, and found that the chapter of the male lead [Dream Nocturnal] had the most 61 messages, while the female lead came to the aunt’s There are only 11 comments in this chapter... So I shouted "I think my aunt will visit you on time every month, so I look down on my aunt! You can't afford to hurt the women who come to my aunt! I curse the guys who don't leave a message Don’t even come to my aunt~~!” The woman frantically swiped a pen, so my aunt miraculously ended the next day.Then I was very happy to fly with my dear Yungu [beep-beep-] and [beep-beep-]... until the big bed of KINGSIZE finally collapsed under the unbearable load, and I He suddenly woke up from his dream.

Waking up from such a beautiful and intense dream, I found myself lying in a warm embrace, and when I raised my eyes, I saw Yun Gu's delicate sleeping face. It was so exciting...Nosebleed!

Of course, stealthily lifting the corner of the quilt to take a peek at the magical horse... is also an indispensable part of a girl's dream... (Hey, whose girl's dream would be as wretched as yours!) Well, morning , man, between the legs... Nosebleed again! !The legendary [beep beep——] or something...it turned out to be true...

The coolness from lifting the quilt made Yun Gu open his eyes in a daze: "Uh... Zhixi... what's wrong?"

O(╯□╰)o big brother... I hate you...

After falling asleep in the arms of the man I love, the first sweet words in the early morning of the second day, the other party actually called another man’s name, obviously this is a very traditional small talk line, because there will be routines that disturb Jiwen. ah ah! ! ... This makes me ask a hundred questions about how to do circles and crosses in the future!This is a lifelong shame! !Brother, I hate you forever! !I bit my little handkerchief inwardly.

Two seconds later, Yun Gu seemed to finally wake up, and his face turned red all of a sudden: "Ah...good morning..."

I was speechless and choked with resentment, and stared at Yun Gu with Ling Chi.

Yun Gu's face seemed to be even redder, and he stammered and looked away: "Uh...Xiao, Xiaoxin...your collar..."

Well?I quickly lowered my head, and found that the nightdress I put on last night had unknowingly opened two buttons...

Maybe it was because the moon disappeared at night, so the werewolves went home to wash and sleep, so although they met half-candidly once, after all, the two who hadn't completely got rid of the title of "director level" finally found the so-called shyness that had been missing for a while. , began to twitch and pinch.

Reluctantly skipped the romantic link of playing on the bed that is necessary for a girl's dream, and changed it to a little sticky and greasy when washing, when I was half lying on the newly made bed, eating like a daughter of a European nobleman When the uncle manager brought over the breakfast served on a silver plate, the returning rationality remembered to ask—"What's going on with this very Hisoka-style journey?"

"Ahem..." Yun Gu choked on the black tea, "You, have you been taken by him?"

Then it was my turn to be choked (this rhetorical question is too powerful... as expected of the strengthening department... orz).

"How is that possible! I'm a decent person!" Seeing Yun Gu's even more surprised eyes, I smiled and raised my board: "I mean, there are many rumors about him in the Sky Arena... I just heard ...I heard something...hehe..." I tried to erase the high [beep-beep-] fanfare with Hisoka as the hero that flashed through my mind, and I offered the Fulis brand invincible smirk.

"That's it... that, I've been forgetting to tell you before... I'm actually the owner of the 220th floor of the Sky Arena." Yun Gu scratched his head in trouble, and continued to explain in a [really troublesome] tone, "Because Ni Chairman Troo referred to the training procedure of beating the enemy Hakka, and felt that this place is quite suitable for training, so since my master, this floor has always been exclusive to Xinyuanliu. Every disciple of Xinyuanliu must defeat this floor Only the landlord is officially a teacher."

I'm already dumbfounded... No wonder Yungu and Zhixi are the standard NPCs of Sky Arena in various fanfictions... Ganqing Sky Arena is a Shaolin Temple Xinyuanliu version of Wooden Man Alley... It turns out that Xinyuanliu is not only the status of the world Standing shoulder to shoulder with Shaolin, even the standards for becoming a teacher are so similar... No, no, this is the idea of ​​the old fox copy Jeno, that is to say, long ago, the Sky Arena has always been a wooden man who beat the enemy Hakka alley?The Sky Arena... is so pitiful, no matter how long and glorious your fighting Olympic Games are, you are still a life in the wooden dummy lane... (Shaolin Temple's self-respect)

When I was sighing, Yun Gu's words made the coffee in my mouth almost spit out: "By the way, the practice plan I made for you this time is to go to the 220th floor and complete the task of becoming a master of Xinyuanliu. Hmm , there is still one and a half months until September 9st... Well, please do your best!"

What, what! ? (⊙ mouth ⊙)

Yun Gu patted me on the back kindly, took out a handkerchief and gently wiped my mouth: "Be careful not to choke. You don't have to worry about anything, I've signed up for you. Xinyuanliu has something to do with Sky Arena Yes, their manager has already arranged everything, after dinner I will take you to the arena on the first floor to familiarize yourself with the environment."

I still can't petrify the response.

○_○: "No problem, I believe it is still possible to become a teacher in one and a half months with your ability."

Do you really think so ah ah ah! ! ?

○_○+: "However, in the last level, I won't release water~~!"

Is this really no problem?! ! ?

○_○: "Hey, let's concentrate on eating~~"

(QAQ)... The Lun family, the Lun family is still sick... How can you make the Lun family eat like this... (It's useless, Yun Gu who has entered the [teacher] state is invincible! XD)

So from then on, I fell into the living hell-like practice of fighting in the arena during the day and learning to read characters at night, and I never returned...

NC Small Theater:

New Fulishi: "Hey, I said, mother, is it really okay for you to take all the process of practicing, upgrading, and fighting bosses in one stroke like this!!? My days of hard struggle with blood, sweat, and tears are only used [fighting the ring during the day] Learning to read characters at night] Is it really okay to sum up such a sentence in twelve characters!!? Anyway, you add a comma or something!! What I want to say is not this..."

Broken Moon Demon King: "Do you think that the current readers will have the patience to watch you seriously in an Internet funny essay, and then you will be beaten and flew out every now and then, making your whole body bruised and swollen, one spot purple and one spot red, and occasionally it will be useless Hiding in the corner of the room and secretly weeping?!? I did this to maintain the image of Nai’s heroine! This is a painstaking effort! To be treated as a donkey’s liver and lungs by you, I’m the short Youlun family So sad!!"

New Fulishi: "My heroine image is as early as you let me carry Grandpa Babaozhai's backpack to take the hunter exam, beat the enemy Hakka and almost pissed my pants, and handed the underwear to Yun Gu to see, it is still the key to OOXX When the time comes, there will be nothing left when you are a big aunt, okay!!! Can you please think of a better excuse next time to cover up your lazy behavior!!! Comparable to oracle bone inscriptions, the damn reading and fighting. Eyes are red like a big V possessed, and there are beautiful dark circles like L!! Just say that if you don’t have it, you’ll be taken away. I’ll ask someone to reason! !"

Broken Moon Demon King: "What kind of trouble are you yelling about! My lord, I have been so busy since May, and I still have two presentations and 150 test papers that I haven't finished yet. It’s going to be due next Monday. I’m so bored!! The update has been stopped for almost a month and I can’t hold back any inspiration. There are five days between the first paragraph and the second paragraph of this chapter. Mouth ulcers, wisdom tooth pericoronitis, rhinitis, and throat inflammation can’t even eat, and I’m under a lot of pressure, please be honest, I will let you survive the spider’s hand and watch the sun tomorrow! ! Please don’t say a few words!!”

New Fulishi: "It's just to see how tomorrow's sun god horse can do it! The Lun family will still have a relationship with Yungu! They will also wear a wedding dress and go back to their hometown to get married!! They also need to raise a The white, chubby, cute little bun is so cute!! Being your heroine is already pitiful enough, okay!! If you give more benefits, you will die!!? When I trouble you to bribe others, at least a little bit Sincerity!!"

Broken Moon Great Demon King: "Okay, I've got it all clear!! Of course there will be those who are like crazy horses, okay!? Wearing a wedding dress and going back to my hometown to get married, I will definitely satisfy you!! The little white and chubby bun Of course there is no problem!! I will give you as many as you want, no matter if it is the basketball team or the football team, there is no problem at all!!"

New Fulishi Invincible Fist: "Shenma basketball team football team!! Do you think I am a sow!! I want to give birth to you and give birth to yourself!! The Lun family is still an unmarried pure girl ah ah ah !! All the wretched authors are going to die for me!!"

The Broken Moon Great Demon King vomited blood and roared angrily: "What kind of pure girl are you pretending to be!! Is there a pure girl who wakes up in the morning with a good wish to lift the quilt and peek at the horse!! You wretched guy! !!"

New Fulishi: "Didn't you make such a wretched wish by yourself!! Who the hell is that wretch!!"

Broken Moon Demon King: "The watch is noisy!! The small theater has broken through a thousand words, okay!! The next chapter is going to Youkexin, okay!! Can you be a little more reserved when facing spiders! !"

New Fulis suddenly changed face (*^__^*): Don't worry, I will da~!

The Great Demon King of Broken Moon let out a long breath, and bowed to the audience: I'm sorry everyone, I've been really busy recently, and there's really no way to guarantee the update, but I really won't let it go, assure Chairman Mao! !

Two people: ... Then, goodbye, Youkexin!bow!