Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

As soon as Yun Gu came back from the Sky Arena, he saw Bi Siji wearing a loli tutu skirt, sitting on the sofa in the living room drinking black tea like a little lady.

"Ah! Acting Master! You are back!" Zhixi, who was standing aside serving Bi Siji to drink tea, first spotted Yun Gu standing at the door.

"Yo~~! Little Yungu, you're back!" Bi Siji smiled and waved cutely at Yungu.

"Master, master..." Yun Gu couldn't help but shed sweat.

———————————————————————————— I am Lady Biski, and you are the dividing line of the queen ——————————

Bi Siji: "Your senior brother has already told me everything about the last phone call~~! So, for the sake of Xiao Yungu's lifelong happiness, I, your great master, came here specially I will give you an individual and in-depth guidance~~! Are you moved?"

Yun Gu raised his forehead: "Master...you..."

Biskey turned around with a smile, and then swished a blue-black suit in his hand: "Qiang~~~! Look! This is a men's boutique suit I carefully selected for you~! (^o^)/ ~ Hurry up and put it on! Let me see how it works~!" After speaking, he began to compare the coat in his hand to Yun Gu excitedly.

Yun Gu politely declined: "Well... thank you, Master... but... I think I may not be suitable for this..."

When Bi Siji heard this, he immediately changed his face: "Hmm, huh, huh~~! Xiao Yungu, you can't do this! Come on, listen to Master, change into this suit, and change your hairstyle From the middle score to the partial score, and finally change the old glasses... Ah, the watch is struggling again! Zhixi, hold him down!"

"Yes! Grand Master!"

After a period of turmoil...

Looking at Yun Gu on the chair whose appearance has changed drastically, Bi Siji's eyes sparkled excitedly: "Ah! Little Yun Gu is so cute! ~(≧▽≦)/~Hmm, there seems to be something missing... ...Mmmm...had it!"

Seeing what Bi Siji took out from the pocket of her skirt, Yun Gu jumped up from the chair in shock: "Master, master, master... forget about this...that..."

Excited, Bi Siji completely ignored Yun Gu's words, and ordered directly like a queen: "Zhixi! Hold him down!"

"Yes! Grand master!" (Zhixi, this is helping the evildoer...)

"Well, no..." Yun Gu's struggle was ruthlessly suppressed again...

half an hour later.Her Royal Highness Queen Bisqui finally nodded with satisfaction: "Isn't this much better? I believe that the girl from Fulishi's family will be fascinated by you~! Oh hehehehe~~!"

Yun Gu sat on the chair cautiously: "But... suddenly dressed like this, it's very, very strange...?"

Bi Siji patted Yun Gu on the head hard: "Why is it so strange!? How did your senior brother and I educate you? The first weapon of a male creature in the process of courtship is a gorgeous appearance !Females are often attracted to the most attractive male, have you been playing for so many years of field survival training?"

Yun Gu was dejected and murmured in a low voice: "Survival in the wild or something... Isn't it because you and your senior brother take turns to beat you all over your head every day..."

"Huh? What did Xiao Yungu just say?" Bi Siji's eyes widened, acting like an ignorant girl.

"No, nothing!"

"Really...? Looks like the transformation isn't thorough enough~~!" Bischi hecked a few times like a fox.

Yun Gu lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye: "Master, I think it's already very good..."

The queen glared: "Don't interrupt!"

Yun Gu's little daughter-in-law said: "Yes..."

After pondering for a while, Her Lady Queen snapped her fingers: "Yes, Zhixi!"

Zhixi's eyes were shining brightly: "Yes, grand master!" (Zhixi is such a dog leg...)

Biskey: "Go upstairs *&%￥#@...bring you that bottle of pink perfume."

Zhixi: "Yes, Grand Master!"

Yun Gu tried to make the last struggle: "Well, master, perfume or something..."

The queen shouted domineeringly: "Shut up!"

"Yes..." Yun Gu bowed his head and sat down, honestly continuing to be bullied.

However, Yun Gusang was still terrified when he saw the strangely shaped and strangely colored "perfume" that Zhixi brought down from upstairs, "Master, wait! This, what is this? Uh! Cough cough cough..."

Bi Siji happily sprayed the perfume up and down on Yun Gu: "This is the decisive perfume that your brother has treasured for many years... (lowering his voice and laughing) I heard that it will make young women feel happy~love~swing~ Yang~'s weapon of love~~! I got it from him specially this time! Hohoho~~! Let's go! Idiots in love! Go for the great [beep beep——] cause And let's fight!! XD" Bisji couldn't help laughing loudly with his hands on his hips.

Looking at Bi Siji's crazy look... "Is this really okay?" Yun Gu thought anxiously.