Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Before Yun Gu came to pick me up, Qi Ya gave me another very vivid and profound love lesson.For example, how a girl should dress to arouse a man's lust, what kind of behavior is more confusing, how to make the two people's physical distance closer, and unconsciously "take people's hearts directly".

Uh...why, the more it sounds to me, the more it sounds like a training handout for beating an enemy female killer close-up hunting...especially the habitual crushing that student Qi Ya made when he said [straight to the heart] with a wicked smile The movement of the heart... (shaking)

Surprisingly, however, the dresses that Qi Ya recommended me to wear were low-cut, wide-open collar, tight-waisted, or sexy and revealing women’s styles, rather than the ones I imagined on Kidjou and Kurt—no matter what Both the kimono and the western dress are formal attire that wrap tightly without revealing a trace of skin.But when I asked Qiya why I chose this style, I only got a big blank stare.

Qi Ya: "You're trying to seduce a man! You're not a husband and wife at home! Besides, your temperament can't match the style of my mother and the others! You only have a figure that can still be seen, and you are still gray all day long. Wrapped in a rustic way, you don't even have a skirt! Are you really a woman!? @#￥%...&*￥#@..."

Uh... When I didn't ask... I shrank back and continued to listen to the training honestly.Imagining myself wearing those legendary "women's combat uniforms"... I'm going to be cold...

In fact, when it comes to skirts, I’m not without one. I remember that Mitt gave me a beige cotton dress that she didn’t wear as a nightdress when I first crossed time... Although I prefer to wear my cotton dress than a nightdress. I slept with a big T-shirt, but I didn't wear it a few times... Where did I put it?Go back and release the trolley and search for it... (Even if you are going to wear a nightgown to seduce Yun Gu, it should be silk suspenders or lace trim, right? Anyone wearing a cotton dress to seduce a man?)

就这样，我一面神游太虚一面任由奇牙滔滔不绝的讲着《一个优秀的女杀手应该如何释放魅力勾搭猎物靠近并取走目标心脏》的揍敌客家族“伪恋爱”教程，直到It was interrupted by a long-awaited knock on the door.

"Dong dong dong."

I instantly pricked up my ears like a puppy waiting for its owner.

Qi Ya glared at me with resentment, and stopped his speech with unbridled excitement: "Who is it?"

Yun Gu's deep voice sounded: "It's me."

From the moment I heard his voice, I couldn't help showing a smirk on my face—he finally came to pick me up...(*^__^*)

Yun Gu smiled: "Well, is Xiaojie's injury better?"

Xiaojie said hello obediently: "Hi Yun Gu, I don't feel any pain now."

"Hehe, that's good." Yun Gu's eyes came over, and my face was almost immediately reddened by the scorching eyes: "Ahem...well, I'm here to pick up Xiaoxin and go home..." (Comrade Yun Gu, you It’s too quick to change the topic!)

Xiaojie let out a long "Oh", and Qiya repeated maliciously: "It turns out that Miss Jieguai is going home~~!"

Stealing a glance at Yun Gu, only seeing the flash of Yun Gu's glasses, he turned his face slightly sideways, his drooping bangs covered his eyes, his fair cheeks slowly turned a shy blush, and the tips of his black hair swept over his ears On the side, the red earlobe could not be concealed in front of everyone...

Beautiful, beautiful and delicious... Ahhh~~~!What am I thinking about!The [professional knowledge] taught by Qi Ya just now turned into a clear image in my mind, and the hero and heroine are all me and Yun Gu...approaching, spinning, pushing down, teasing, rubbing, Temptation, entanglement, binding, candles, whips, biting, gnawing...

wait wait wait!

Ghost beast, could it be that the soul of ghost beast suddenly got on his body?Doing such and such a thing to Yun Gu... I, I never thought about it!The welt marks looming under the soaked white shirt, the sweat dripping down the chin... don't appear in my mind again~! !Today's goal is obviously just to KISS!All those difficult things that exceed the standard will disappear for me~! !

hateful!It's all Yun Gu's fault!He, he, he is so masochistic!

Yun Gu also lowered his head in embarrassment, pondered for a while, and then firmly extended his hand to me: "Well, Xiaoxin, let's go together."

I bit my lower lip and nodded slightly.In a panic, he avoided the coveted Comrade Yun Gu, and desperately lowered his head, trying to cover the corner of his mouth that was about to crack to the ear with the back of his head. (Are you a rip girl!?)

What should I do~~~ People, people are so happy~~~!Shy bird wailing~~! !

The moment the two hands were clasped, Yun Gu's dark eyes were bent, and a kind of holy light called happiness enveloped the two of us in an instant... Looking at me... At this moment, the world seemed to be still, there was only one Yun Gu in my eyes, and there was only one me in Yun Gu's eyes... I looked at him, and he looked at me.Me and him, him and me... The scene is constantly spinning and spinning, rose petals are flying, pink bubbles are fluttering and floating, background characters are blurring and blurring... (The author is once again drawn by the girl The light kills...)

Oh~~~!God of crossing!Mother!Yungu, you...you, you, how can you be so handsome, so handsome, so cute! ! (≧0≦) If this goes on, people will, people will not be able to help but push you~~!

"Ahem!" Qi Ya's pretentious cough broke our pink barrier, "Well, it's getting late, Xiaojie and I have to wash up and go to sleep. Yun Gusang also hurry up and take Miss Wei away. Sky Sports It’s not that safe around the field.”

Yun Gu let go of my hand as if he had been shocked by electricity, and said in a panic, "Ah, ah...Okay, we'll go back now."

It's unpleasant to feel the warmth disappear suddenly in your hand.snort!Obviously you are jealous, are you jealous, Qi Ya? ……etc!What do you mean [Xiaojie and I are going to wash up and sleep]? !Qi Ya, please explain to me clearly!Xiaojie is still injured, do you want him to add more injuries? ! (You impure-minded sister, you should hurry up and get out of your man...)

Just as I was about to raise the board and Qiya theory, Yun Gu's move to hold my hand again made me forget my own will in an instant.

"Then, Xiaojie, take care of your injuries..." Yun Gu paused, then turned to look at me and asked gently, "Xiaoxin, shall we go?"

Silly nodded, and raised the board by the way: "Xiaojie, you don't need to give it away if you have an injury~~Qi Ya, Xiaojie will be counting on you~~~" (Hey, he sold his brother? Bastard! What’s the matter with that wavy line!? Hey!)

Before going out, Qi Ya tugged at the corner of my clothes, and motioned with his mouth: "Hold it well~!"

Immediately, my fighting spirit was high, and I nodded at him very firmly-don't worry!Isn't it just a kiss or something?We have never seen a pig running or eaten pork!If it wasn't for the two light bulbs Qiya and Xiaojie just now, the good atmosphere might have completed the task long ago... Speaking of Yun Gu like this, I really want someone to push him down and try it!It looks very delicious~~ (heart itching).

With a smirk like this, I followed Yun Gu away.I smirked and waved without taking an apple.

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"Let's... have dinner together later? Uh, I mean in the restaurant outside, um, just the two of us...?" Yun Gu said suddenly when he walked out of the Sky Arena.

I shyly raised my board: "D-Of course it's fine...but senior brother..."

"He has already eaten, so go back first."

Raising the board in surprise: "Have you eaten so early?"

Yun Gu avoided my sight: "Well, ah... he was hungry earlier, probably, probably because the game was more difficult. Well, what do you like to eat?" (Good job Yun Gu! This topic is well changed ah!)

Quickly raise the board: "Meat!... Uh, no, I mean I eat everything, I'm never picky, uh..." o(╯□╰)o

"Hehe." Yun Gu smiled gently, reached out and rubbed my hair: "Then let's go eat meat."

I couldn't help but also squinted with a smile.

So, the two held big hands and walked on the broad road of "walking with Master, and eating meat". It's really gratifying, gratifying and congratulating~~!

NC Small Theater 1:

Xiaojie: Qi Ya, why do you always urge Sister Xiaoxin to overthrow Yun Gu? (Xiaojie, you actually know the extensive and profound vocabulary of [tear down]...)

Qi Ya sat beside Xiaojie, picked up an apple and stuffed it into Xiaojie's mouth: Hmph, there are not many stupid, simple and powerful men like Yun Gu in this world.There are even fewer people who can look at your sister with bad eyesight.And the most rare thing is that he also enlightened a rough-minded guy like your sister, which is so rare that he can be called a national treasure.What's more, don't forget that your sister is disabled, so the choice is very small.After passing this village, there is no such shop.

Xiaojie chewed an apple and said, "Indeed... But, Miss Xiaoxin doesn't seem to have the slightest awareness that she is a disabled person...

The movement of Xiaojie swallowing the apple attracted Qiya's attention: the small mouth moistened by the apple juice opened and closed, the tip of the pink tongue was looming, and the slender and tender neck gently heaved up and down due to the swallowing action... Qiya I forgot what I wanted to say for a moment, and avoided my eyes unnaturally.

Xiaojie: "Huh? Qi Ya, do you want to eat apples too? There are still many on the plate, so don't stare at me."

Qi Ya became angry with embarrassment: "Is there anything worthy of my attention to your stupid eating! No, no! Who is staring at you! I am not staring at you!"

NC Small Theater 2:

Xiaoxin's ex-classmate Zhixi gave a serious instruction: "Bala bla bla bla bla... Acting master, you must seize the opportunity this time. Whether the proposal is successful or not depends on it! Then, I'll go to dinner first! Be sure to remember Remember what I just said! If you can’t remember, just read Taishifu’s "Invincible Raiders"! Come on! Be the master!"

Zhixi stuffed the small notebook into Yungu's hand, and ran away in a flash while waving...

"Hey, hello... Marriage proposal or something... Will it be too fast..." Yun Gu looked down at the full name in his hand called "Bishji's Super Invincible Love Almighty Strategy--Teaching You to Grab Her Heart~" ~", referred to as the "cheat book" of "Invincible Raiders", scratched his head helplessly.