Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

After taking a shower, Qi Ya walked out of the bathroom with wet hair on his head: "Xiaojie, I've finished washing, it's you!"

As soon as he opened the door of the room, he saw Xiaojie sitting on the bed reading the letter, with a half-opened gift box next to him.

Qi Ya rubbed his hair with a towel while turning on the TV: "Whose letter?"

Xiaojie smiled: "It's sister Xiaoxin."

After tuning a few channels, they were all boring TV shows. Qi Ya sat down next to Xiaojie and asked with a bored face, "What did you write? You seem very happy?"

Xiaojie: "Ah, she said today is the middle birthday of our 16th birthday."

Qi Ya took off the towel and shook his hair: "Birthday in the middle?"

Xiaojie avoided the water droplets thrown over him: "Ah, this is the first time I've heard of it. Sister Xiaoxin said that the middle birthday is to take the day in the middle of the respective birthdays of the two closest partners as two people to celebrate their birthdays together. Days, the interval between this day and their birthdays is equal. My birthday is May 5th, and your birthday is July 5th, so the middle of our two birthdays is between June 7th and June 7th. In the early hours of the morning. But sister Xiaoxin said that there are two of us, so the middle birthday should be two days after the 6th and 5th.”

Qi Ya gritted his teeth: "It is obvious that she is too lazy to count because she is afraid of trouble!"

"Haha, probably. Oh, by the way, sister Xiaoxin said that she gave us a gift, and a customized cake! Look, it's fresh milk chocolate!" Xiaojie picked up the half-opened gift box, Inside, the lid of the box is full of Nianli characters, which are probably Nianli with a fresh-keeping effect.Since Xiaoxin began to study the study of chanting, the gifts she sent always have a little bit of chanting effect.

Qi Ya turned into a cat face: "Ah! I haven't eaten a decent cake since I joined the Bartoli National Union!"

Xiaojie lowered his head and continued to unwrap the wrapping paper: "There is no way, the religion here forbids sweets. This package was delivered through the internal channel of the Hunter Association."

Qi Ya leaned forward to dig for the cream: "She abused the power of the hunter directly under the heart source again—but this time she abused it very well."

Xiaojie blocked Qiya's cat's paw: "Wait a minute! I haven't put a candle to make a wish yet!"

The cat's face and odd teeth changed quickly, rubbed a piece of cream and quickly stuffed it into its mouth: "Let me taste it first~~!" After saying that, the cat stretched out its claws again, and continued to plunder the strawberry slices on the cake.

Xiaojie continued to stop the gluttonous kitten: "Ah! Don't bring such ones! Qiya, you are always cheating!"

Kittens and puppies fight again.

……

"Huh... It's a waste of a bath." Qi Ya's face was covered with cream and chocolate, completely turning into a cat face.

"Haha... Let's wash together later." Xiaojie's face was also affected, but the most tragic thing was the clothes on his chest. The cream on the chocolate cake was basically contributed to it.

Qi Ya licked the cream on his hand: "I don't want it! What a waste! You might not be able to find a second one in the whole Bartoli!"

Xiaojie: "Then you still have to make a fuss, just wait a little longer, and then you can enjoy the cake!"

Qi Ya: "Hmph! If you don't stop me, I won't be like this!"

The two stared at each other, and were amused by the other's funny appearance: "Hahaha...you look so funny! Hahaha..."

Qi Ya looked at the ceiling: "When was the last time you fought with cake like this?"

Xiaojie thought for a while: "It seems to be the time when I met Kurapika."

Chitooth: "Well, you saw Kurapika while eating the cake, and the cake crumbs sprayed my face all over my mouth."

Xiaojie smiled: "Ah. At that time, didn't you also take advantage of me talking to Kurapika and put the whole cake on my face?"

Qi Ya also laughed: "I remember we had a competition that day to see who could eat the most and the fastest."

Xiaojie tilted his head and asked, "Who won in the end?"

Qi Ya raised his eyebrows: "Of course it's me!"

Xiaojie rushed over and laughed loudly: "It's a lie again!"

Qi Ya was pressed under Xiaojie's body and laughed so hard he couldn't breathe: "Haha...don't touch my stomach! Hahaha..."

Xiaojie put his cream-stained hands into Qiya's clothes and shouted: "Look how I punish you!" Qiya just finished the shower, just casually wearing sports shorts and a vest, and his warm and delicate skin was immediately soaked by the cream. The cold and slippery skin made goose bumps all over my body.

Qi Ya desperately twisted under Xiaojie's body: "Don't do this! Hahaha... Take out your hand! Hehe..."

Xiaojie grabbed Qiya's ear and asked vaguely: "Don't hide, actually you like me treating you like this... right? Qiya..."

Qi Ya's body shook, and he stopped struggling: "What are you talking about?"

Xiaojie smiled softly: "You are always like this, you obviously like me to hug you, you obviously like me to touch you..." Xiaojie's eyes became unfathomable, "You obviously like me... Qiya you... Always refused to admit it in front of me..."

Qi Ya turned his face away: "No, no!"

Xiaojie smiled and licked the cream on Qi Ya's face. The boy's voice was low and hoarse: "Qi Ya, you are so sweet..."

Qi Ya's body jumped in shock, and he pushed Xiaojie desperately like a furry cat: "What are you doing! Get up!"

Xiaojie: "No! You want to run away again." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and kissed Qi Ya.

"Hmm!..." Qi Ya was completely stunned, staring blankly at Xiao Jie, his face turned red from his forehead to the roots of his ears.

Xiaojie looked at the stunned Qi Ya and laughed: "Qi Ya, I like you. I am very happy to be with you. Qi Ya is my most important person!"

"You, you...you are so nasty..." The three consecutive blows of the heavy confession blasted the odd teeth, and he was so embarrassed that he could hardly speak.

"Then Qiya, do you like me?" Xiaojie continued to reach up while disturbing Qiya's thoughts, "Am I the most important person in Qiya's heart?"

The cream melted in Xiaojie's palm, and the greasy feeling gradually spread on Qiya's skin along with Xiaojie's stroking.

"Hmm...no..." Qi Ya's thoughts were in a mess, and all the sensations in his body were concentrated on Xiaojie's damn hand.

"Huh? No...? Don't you mean Qi Ya, don't you like me?" Xiaojie misinterpreted Qi Ya's words, pretending to be aggrieved, "The most important person for Qi Ya is not me, I'm so sad..." As he spoke, he pinched Qiya's cherry punitively.

"Ah! No...don't..." Qi Ya had already started to react, he wanted to turn sideways in embarrassment so that Xiaojie wouldn't notice.

Xiaojie lowered his waist and suppressed his movements: "Qi Ya, you have reacted... Shall I help you solve it?"

"Who wants your help! Damn it!" Qi Ya's hand only symbolically blocked it twice before giving up.Xiaojie reached into Qiya's newly changed sports shorts with a gesture like a broken bamboo.

"Hmm...don't...don't try so hard..."

"...Is that so?"

"Well... hurry up... um!"

"You are so honest now..."

"Don't, don't take it off..."

"What's there to cover up? It's not like I haven't seen it before..."

"But……"

"Or you'll have to change your pants again."

"Hmm..." The mouth was blocked by Xiaojie's lips, and only the sound of the two gasping as their lips and teeth intersected...

……

They had another lingering time when they took a bath together, and Qi Ya "hated" the bath liquid.

In the end, Xiaojie changed the sheets again, and the two embraced each other and fell asleep.

The clock on the wall swayed, and the hour hand pointed to the early morning when June [-]th and June [-]th met.

"Happy birthday, Qiya."

"...Happy birthday, Xiaojie..."

NC Small Theater:

The next day, the two of them discovered the birthday present from Xiaoxin. In the interlayer of the crushed cake box, two men's rings inlaid with unknown gemstones were quietly shining.

Qi Ya: "I seem to have seen this gem somewhere before."

Xiaojie: "Maybe Biski once collected it?"

Qi Ya shook his head: "Probably. But, why give a ring?"

Xiaojie smiled and kissed Qiya: "Because we are lovers!"

However, Qi Ya still awkwardly made two ropes made of Chidora animal hair (extremely tough and not easy to break), and each of them hung the ring as a pendant on his chest.

Three months later, Leorio's private clinic.

Leorie adjusted his glasses: "Ahem... Miss Wei's letter has already explained the situation. This is developed by Miss Wei by adding a talisman on the basis of the previous pregnancy stone, even if the pregnancy stone is not a large volume weighing three kilograms, As long as you wear it for more than two months, both men and women can still conceive. I checked just now, and the development of the embryos in both of your stomachs is normal, and you are two healthy children! In short-uh, congratulations! "

Qi Ya gritted his teeth: "Damn... New Fulishi! How dare you plot against us!"

Xiaojie couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't expect it to be a pregnancy stone..."

Leorie: "Miss Weird has also put in a lot of painstaking efforts, even doing a lot of research on male births. She also specifically explained in the letter that ordinary male births must pass through when the fetus is 6 months old because the abdominal cavity structure is different from that of females. Caesarean section to remove the fetus, otherwise the fetus will die due to excessive abdominal pressure (this is true). But she believes that you two are not ordinary people, and maybe you can have an unprecedented natural birth! Don't worry! When the time comes I will personally deliver the babies for you!" (Leorio...why are you so excited? Your sparkling eyes completely betrayed your heart!)

With odd teeth bursting into veins, the lion roared: ".........Go to his natural birth~~~~!!"

Xiaojie: "Qi Ya, calm down! Calm down! Don't get angry!"

Eight months later, the two successfully gave birth to two baby boys.

Another month later, a baby boy waiting to be fed appeared in front of the Hakka general manager's office of the Republic of Brettlia and Fulishi's house on Whale Island...