Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

After the music class, I presented the adoption procedures and identity certificates to Xiaojie and after more than two hours of reasoning, I finally persuaded Xiaojie to call me sister instead of aunt. After all, I am now adopted by Mitt, and Xiaojie are peers.

Just when I breathed a sigh of relief and felt that I had a great sense of accomplishment in persuading the man from Fulishi's family, a thunder strike from Xiaojie Leishen Fulishi struck me silently.

"Oh, I get it! Xiaoxin took the hunter exam to find my father with me! That's why I made up this song!" After speaking, she looked at me with an expression of "Right? Right? I understand" .

Damn it!Flip the table!You are looking for dad!All of you are looking for Dad!

Then I realized sadly that Xiaojie was indeed looking for his father, and the whole family wanted to find his father—and, I belonged to their family too...

Therefore, the mission goal of my trip is to find a man who is likely to become my adoptive father-the ultimate boss of the hunter world-the ancestor of the wayward blood of the Fulishi family-Jin! ?

Is this the legendary crow's mouth?

let me die!let me die!let me die! ……I am already dead……

Xiaojie, what are you shooting?

"Sister Xiaoxin! What's wrong with you?"

Lifting the board in pain: "This person is dead, burn the paper for something."

I made an agreement with Xiaojie not to disclose anything about my trolley and writing board to anyone outside of Whale Island during the exam, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief.Youga~~ The matter of the special reading ability should be hidden... (I don’t know how to restrain myself on Whale Island. Is Nitro that old fox so easy to deceive? How naive! Baga!)

As for the hunter exam, although I already knew the content of the exam, I didn't do any extra preparation for the exam (mainly because I was too lazy to think about it).

The first level is running. Six years ago, I might need to prepare a three-purpose motorcycle for sea, land and air, but now my favorite thing is running.The feeling of running round and round around the coastline of Whale Island without thinking about anything is surprisingly good... And before I read it, I had to carry tons of cargo with my bare hands every day. What about a big purchase across the island (Small Moon: How did you consume the tons of goods? Lifting the board: Ah, it seems that I ate it... Broken Moon: ...)!I'm not some frail woman (a hidden violent woman...)!

As for sushi and the like... I don't know how to use the kitchen utensils of this world... (I can't use them after six years?) I haven't passed the test anyway, just wait for the spider eggs!Hmm, I need to change the writing board, now this one will expose my inner thoughts without writing, it’s too dangerous (Broken Moon: For three years, you’ve been wandering around with this dangerous board! Xiaoxin: Anyway, I didn’t raise the board and no one saw it).

The cheap well tower... I am not afraid, I am not afraid... There is no unparalleled road... Peace of mind... (Are you a psychological hint)

Speaking of exams, I thought of the first goal of the "Strive for the Happiness of Life" plan - bald Hanzo! (Don't change the subject suddenly)

What should I do... Seductive?Ah~!Hate it~~!How can people do it~~! (…)

Forget it, anyway, after so many years, I have already recognized the essence of my incompetence in planning... let it be~~ let it be~~!

Before boarding the Poseidon, Mitt still confessed to Xiaojie that Jin was not dead.I watched the picture of the two of them answering each other, and a warm stream gushed out from the bottom of my heart.I will bid farewell to Whale Island from today. Six years have passed. Mitt and Xiaojie have become my real family.I am no longer alone.

Taking two steps forward, I put my arms around Xiaojie's shoulders, and raised the board: "Mite, we're leaving. Wait for us at home."

Mit nodded with a smile: "Be careful..."

What a fool, the tears on his face haven't dried yet... What are you doing with such a beautiful smile... My tears are about to come out...I hate it...

Quickly turned around, pulled Xiaojie onto the sailing Poseidon, and waved desperately at Mitt and Whale Island.

"See you again!!" Xiaojie shouted loudly.

goodbye.I said silently in my heart.

Goodbye Whale Island, bye, Mitte.

"Xiaojie—!! Remember to take care of Xiaoxin and eat on time——!!"

Mitt...you... -_-|||

"Hi—!! Don't worry! Aunt Mitt!!"

Xiaojie... you guys... -_-|||

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...! !Tears run~~~! !

There were a lot of candidates on the Poseidon, and I couldn't help but sigh with emotion Comrade Tomihiro Yoshihiro's style, as long as he didn't have a name or surname, he looked very sorry to the audience.Amidst all kinds of hostile eyes observing and sizing up, I let Xiaojie play on the deck, and stayed in the cabin to pack his luggage.Alas... what is there to look at?Isn't she the only female candidate in the whole ship?When you see Men Qi, you will know how powerful the huntress is.

I carry very few things, and the cart can be summoned at any time, although I don't want to expose my ability of thinking.Open the small calico furoshiki (the kind of furoshiki with devil fruit patterns that thieves often carry on their backs in comics), umm, all the documents, compressed biscuits, a fruit knife, a lighter, and a change of clothes.Good, didn't forget anything (money? Of course the money was in the shoes).Packed up his things, tied the bag behind his neck, stood up and dusted his pants, looked around and secretly observed the examinee, and gave a free copy of Fulishi's super luxurious smile, holding up the board: "Don't look at me like this, I I won’t marry you guys!” (What a weird way of thinking... Are you a wedding fanatic?)

All the candidates fell to the ground, watching this strange woman wearing a straw hat, a gray windbreaker, a calico bag, and thin-soled fast boots walk out of the hatch with a smile.

"But...a terrible woman..." Leoli climbed back onto the hammock feebly, took out a wet magazine and read it: "The bikini girl is the sexiest~~~(*^__^*)"

Kurapika in the cabin just looked sideways, then continued to close his eyes and rest.

"This is a profession where comrades can kill each other without any care. So little brother, I advise you not to say that you want to be a hunter."

Out of the cabin door, I saw a few "kind" cannon fodder candidates introducing the facts of the hunter exam in the name of scaring Xiaojie.

I grabbed Xiaojie by the collar and dragged him back to the cabin from the front of the cannon fodder candidates with a smile on my face. I heard the captain behind me muttering: "The sea is not calm..."

Sure enough, after a while, there was a huge wave on the sea, and the people in the cabin were thrown everywhere, some hung on the cables, some fell into the empty bucket, and some hit the cupboard; but most of them were Scattered on the floor, the pungent smell of vomit made me almost vomit out...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When the storm died down, I almost went to religion.Fortunately, I was wearing a straw hat, Lord Luffy blessed me, I didn't spit it out in the end, because I didn't eat anything at all.

Xiaojie ran around energetically to take care of the cannon fodder, but I couldn't bear the dirty air in the cabin, so I got up and went out to get some air.

Sitting on the mast, with the sea breeze blowing, I couldn't help feeling in my heart: ah, ah, ah... Really, a bigger storm is coming.

"Boy, can you understand seabird language?"

Looking at Xiaojie from a distance when he was talking to the captain about the sound of seabirds, the captain's eyes suddenly gave me some black lines.The man from the Fulishi family is indeed the idol of middle-aged and elderly men... huh?You said that Kate and Chiya are still very young?Well, the man from the Fulishi family is really a murderer... Seducing a little boy... A serious crime... A serious crime...

"Ah! Sister Xiaoxin!" Xiaojie quickly spotted me and greeted me cheerfully.

I was secretly moved by the title of "sister".

Jumped off the mast, raised the board: "Xiaojie, I'm hungry."

"Ah!" Xiaojie hurriedly took out a huge red Fuji apple from his backpack and handed it to me.

He took it silently, and raised the board: "Don't carry such a dangerous fruit with you in the future, there will be strange sorghum appearing to seduce you!"

Xiaojie: "Hey! But Auntie Xiaoxin has to eat it obediently~~Aunt Mitt said that it is wrong to waste food!"

Raising the board: "Got it, I've always been devout about food."

"Sister Xiaoxin is so good!" Xiaojie stood on tiptoe and patted the straw hat on my head.

In the captain's black line: "..."

I obediently lowered my head to let him finish the filming, and then began to eat apples seriously. (Have you fallen to this level... tears...)

The captain withdrew his distant eyes, and said without words: "Boy, do you want to learn how to steer with me? Come with me."

Then he quickly ran away.

Xiaojie happily agreed, and turned his head: "Sister Xiaoxin, you have to finish eating obediently! I'm going to play!"

Raising the board: "Have fun."

Bow your head and eat apples silently, Red Fuji...I prefer Kunimitsu...especially Tezuka Kunimitsu...

Brain-disabled Little Theater:

Broken Moon: Why do you wear a straw hat?

Xiaoxin: Sailing, wear a straw hat, One Piece will bless me.

Broken Moon: This is a hunter!hunter!

Broken Moon: Why do you wear flat boots?

Xiaoxin: Lord Zhanzhao will bless me.He is the royal cat, and he is in charge of the kittens who beat up the Hakkas.

Broken Moon: Why don't you bring a cat with you?Or a lucky cat?

Xiaoxin: I didn't find it.This is a hunter!hunter!

Broken Moon: ...