Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Ignoring the kittens and puppies rolling into a ball on the carpet, I hesitated for a moment, and followed Zhixi to Yungu's room.

Only the cracked door frame and the wreckage of the door panel are left on the empty door, showing the stupid things we did before.

Zhixi sat on the edge of Yungu's bed with his back to me, looking over his little furry head, he could see the big knuckle hands exposed from the quilt.

If... Yun Gu... is really what I think... Then I called an ambulance, tore my clothes... and...

Ahhh! !I...I, I...I'm sorry...Master! ! (T0T)

No, no, no...it's not necessarily what Qi Ya said...Didn't Zhixi say that Yun Gu vomited blood...how to explain the bloodstains?

I hesitated and walked to Zhixi's side, and raised my board to find something to say: "Eldest brother, that... Master, is he still awake?"

Zhixi looked at Yun Gu worriedly, and nodded: "There is no wound on the acting master's body, but it was covered in blood last night... and Xiaojie's kick just now was not hard, but the acting master is still unconscious... ..."

Zhixi looked up at me suspiciously: "Could it be that... the internal organs were injured?"

-_-|||What are you looking at...Elder brother, if I want to beat Master until he vomits blood, can I still use it here?

The black line raised the board: "Elder brother, I was anxious and didn't explain clearly before. In fact, I didn't fight with Master last night. When I came out of the laundry room, Master was not injured, nor did he vomit blood."

Zhixi was both surprised and somewhat puzzled and said: "But the acting master did indeed have bloodstains on his clothes last night..."

Raising the board: "Uh... Could it be that the tomato juice was spilled? You didn't see clearly whether there was blood on Master's body, did you?"

Zhixi hesitated for a moment: "But, there is no such thing as tomato juice at home..."

Raising the board: "Then... could it be that Master just bought it yesterday, don't you know?"

Zhixi frowned and shook her head: "Impossible, I didn't see tomato juice in the kitchen this morning. Besides, the acting master doesn't seem to like tomatoes very much, so it's impossible for the acting master to buy tomato juice on his own initiative."

Yun Gu is picky eaters? !I really didn't expect it... Tomatoes are actually delicious... No, no, it's not a matter of taste!

Raising the board: "Then... could it be red ink or something? Red paint? Or red wine?"

Zhixi still shook her head: "Impossible, there are no red things at home. Acting master doesn't drink alcohol."

Raising the board: "So... must it be blood?"

"That color shouldn't be wrong." Zhixi nodded, then looked up at me with stern eyes, "Junior Sister Xiaoxin, can you tell me what happened between you and acting master in the laundry room that day?"

Uh...how did the problem shift to this...!I couldn't help avoiding his gaze with some guilt.

Zhixi kept asking: "Did the acting master do something to you that shouldn't be done...?"

Hastily raised the board: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no... Absolutely not! Really! It's me... that... accidentally..."

Zhixi chased after him: "What happened if you were not careful?"

Lifting the board: "Uh... that..." Tears... I can't say anything...

Zhixi continued to ask the bottom line with a rigorous attitude like a scholar: "What's the matter?"

Eldest brother... Nai's expression reminds me of the heroic and loyal people's police uncle... Forget it, I know our party's policy is [leniency for confession, strictness for resistance]...

Raised the board in a desperate manner: "When I was drying the clothes, I accidentally helped Master to dry his inner, inner, inner, uh, clothes!"

Zhixi tilted her head in doubt: "Then what's wrong?"

That's right, it's nothing, the key is that I... lowered my head and closed my eyes, and I was ready to meet Zhixi's ridicule.

Raising the board: "Then...then...then...then, for the sake of fairness, I let Master Yungu also see my inner, uh, clothes!"

Zhixi nodded: "And then?"

Eh?Didn't even laugh at it?As expected of a big brother! It's just so calm! (He didn't understand, okay...)

Continue to lower your head and raise the board: "...and then I will go back to the room."

Zhixi: "That's all?"

Nod honestly.

Zhixi frowned: "Then...why does acting master vomit blood?"

Probably because I was so angry that I lost my breath for a while and went crazy...

Zhixi: "Inner breath? Obsessed? What is that?"

Ahhh!In a moment of carelessness, I even displayed what was in my heart on the writing board...

Raising the board: "That...the so-called inner breath is the inner force...the qi of the dantian...the madness is the chaos of the inner breath, which causes physical harm...such as confusion, vomiting blood, etc...uh...the elder brother did not Have you heard from Master?" Don't all the martial arts masters in the hunter world have internal strength?I thought that since there are ninjutsu and ninjas in this world, there should also be practitioners of Chinese Kungfu and inner strength and mental methods... Remember that there was a guy with braids and button-up kung fu clothes during the hunter exam?That skill is obviously from the way of Chinese boxing...

Zhixi shook her head: "I've never heard of it. Could it be the mind power in the body? But even if the mind power is messed up, it won't hurt the internal organs and cause vomiting blood? My mind power is all guided by the acting master. If the wrong method will cause harm, he will definitely tell you. mine."

That's it... no, that's right!Yun Gu, as the acting master of Xinyuanliu and the instructor of Nian power for the new hunter, has a very thorough understanding of Nian, so how could there be such a thing as "inner breath goes crazy"?This is not a martial arts novel, this is a hunter, a hunter!

Moreover, I’ve never heard of those of the strengthening system getting internal organs injured due to the operation of the power of the mind...the kind of mind system that can directly attack with all the energy...the flesh injuries such as bone fractures during the attack can still be injured. It's possible... What's more, Yun Gu has no external injuries at all, and it's even more impossible to vomit blood from internal injuries!

So... ruled out all other possibilities...

there is only one truth!

That's...he had a nosebleed? (⊙_⊙)?

Could it be... because of... my... panties? (⊙o⊙)?

No... no way? (cover face)

So did you still have that dream at night...

Master Yungu... is also a normal, mature, healthy man... who knows what... nosebleeds and the like... also... (Why are you blushing)

Zhixi: "Junior Sister Xiaoxin? Junior Sister Xiaoxin? Did you think of anything?"

I nodded subconsciously.

Zhixi: "Then where did the acting master get hurt?"

Raising the board in a trance: "Nasal capillaries."

Zhixi: "Huh? How could acting master have a nosebleed?"

"Ahem!" Yun Gu suddenly sat up from the bed like a corpse, and said with a flushed face, "That... is because the weather is too dry."

That's right... the false fire is rising... I silently added in my heart, almost lowering my head into my collar...

Zhixi leaned over overjoyed: "Deputy Master! You woke up?!"

Yun Gu smiled awkwardly: "Ah."

Zhixi: "Then are you really alright?"

Yun Gu smiled calmly: "Of course, I'm fine."

Xiaojie came in at some point: "Yun Gu, you're awake! I misunderstood you just now, I'm so sorry!"

Yun Gu shook his head: "It's okay, you are also worried about your sister."

Xiaojie grinned in embarrassment: "Ah, I thought you were going to [beep——] Sister Xiaoxin!"

Yun Gu's face instantly turned red.

Xiaojie continued to say with a serious face: "I was curious and explained to me that you really just want to [beep——] with Sister Xiaoxin in your heart, because you can’t [beep——] in reality, so I had to dream—uh!"

Qi Ya covered Xiaojie's mouth, and smiled at us apologetically: "Ah! We are here to give you some pies, and Xiaojie said that you like this kind of pie the most, Miss Guai. That , I put the pie on the dining table, remember to eat it later! We still have something to do, so we won’t bother you. Goodbye then!”

Watching the silver-haired kitten quickly pack and drag away the puppies from [too upright] to [open mouthed], I can’t help but feel like a bird full of bullshit again—Xiaojie...you, you’ve learned badly... woo woo ...Impure bird...Qi Ya, why do you cover your mouth so slowly every time!You actually did it on purpose! ~~~~(>_<)~~~~

Zhiqi turned his head curiously and asked Yun Gu: "Acting Master, what is [beep——]?"

Yun Gu blushed like a soldering iron and roared, "Children don't need to know about such things!"

I patted Zhixi's head and held up the board with tears in my eyes: "Brother... don't ask... When you grow up...you will know..."

Let this wretched world retain one more piece of innocence...Amen...~~~~(>_<)~~~~

NC Small Theater:

——[The birth of this chapter]——

Clear Water and Broken Moon: I'm stuck, it's so painful...

The best friend of the opposite sex: Oh, you will think of me when you are also Calvin. .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: I wrote that the male lead dreamed of the female lead and then [beep beep——], and then he was discovered by the female lead in the morning, and then he was very embarrassing, and then I don’t know what the male lead should do...

The best friend of the opposite sex: huh?What to do. . .are you asking me

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Give me some experience... You had that kind of dream, and when you woke up in the morning, you found that the person in the dream was right in front of you... What do you think?

The best friend of the opposite sex: dry

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Because you are more innocent and still at the first level, so I ask you

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . . .What I just said hurt me deeply. .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: I'm sorry...

The best friend of the opposite sex: well, although it is a fact

The best friend of the opposite sex: there will always be impulse

Bishuishayue: Oh, I also wrote it, I would be impulsive, but... I was misunderstood by the heroine's brother, and then his brother kicked him, and the hero passed out...

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . . .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Then the heroine woke up, but I don't know what to do when the guy wakes up...

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Sigh...it's so difficult to write a pure heroine...

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . . . . .You finally know the difficulty

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Well, it's not easy for you...

The best friend of the opposite sex: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Clear Water and Broken Moon: So many years of innocence...

The best friend of the opposite sex: (ㄒ-ㄒ)

Clear Water Broken Moon: Hello.give some advice

The best friend of the opposite sex: I think about it

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Clear Water and Broken Moon: Think quickly... Have you figured it out yet?

The best friend of the opposite sex: if it were me

Clear Water Broken Moon: How are you doing?

The best friend of the opposite sex: I should confess directly. .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Really?It's so hot!

Clear Water and Broken Moon: However, the hero and heroine have known each other for less than half a month... It's really exciting to confess your love just after heat!Will it be too obscene?

The best friend of the opposite sex: yes

Clear Water Broken Moon: So what should I do...

The best friend of the opposite sex: then cover up the past

Bishuishayue: How did you cover it up... After you [beep——], how did you cover it up?

The best friend of the opposite sex: wash it yourself

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Oh... your opinion is not referenced... Could it be that the hero in my novel is too pitiful?Always been caught...

The best friend of the opposite sex: Uh, even if it is accidentally discovered, the person who discovers it will not make it public, especially when it is embarrassing

Clear Water and Broken Moon: ...No, he was caught by the little boy... The little boy didn't understand this, and the hostess thought he was injured or sick... Almost called an ambulance...

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . . . . .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Actually...if [beep-beep——] and an ambulance is called...it must be more interesting...

Best friend of the opposite sex: definitely not funny!

Clear Water and Broken Moon: The heroes and heroines in my novels are all tragic...

The best friend of the opposite sex: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Next time, should I write a chapter about the heroine being sent to the hospital because of dysmenorrhea... Yuanmu...

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Forget it, she is miserable enough...

The best friend of the opposite sex: How many times do you have to send the protagonists to the hospital to be satisfied!Are you exercising my level of complaints! ?

Clear Water and Broken Moon: It's nothing... Didn't you call an ambulance?This is just the content of the little theater in my head!

The best friend of the opposite sex: Stop filling it out in your head. .this is not right

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Alright...I regret...

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Profound...

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . . . .

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Clear Water Broken Moon: Hey, what on earth is the hero trying to cover up... I got off topic before I knew it...

The best friend of the opposite sex: I really think chatting with you is a good exercise for complaining

Clear Water Broken Moon: Thank you...

Best friend of the opposite sex: You digressed yourself. .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: ...uh

The best friend of the opposite sex: when was it discovered

Clear water and broken moon: Caught and raped in bed in the morning

The best friend of the opposite sex:: -_-|||

The best friend of the opposite sex: want to go to the toilet

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Let's go... What else do you want to report to me...

Best friends of the opposite sex: I didn't say that. . .

Clear water and broken moon: oh

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Oh oh! (⊙o⊙)

Clear Water and Broken Moon: What's wrong with wanting to go to the bathroom?I don't understand what kind of cover-up is this?

The best friend of the opposite sex: It’s nothing, I just said that I drank too much water yesterday and I just want to go to the toilet

Clear Water and Broken Moon: The reason for wetting the bed is too naive...

The best friend of the opposite sex: cover up, pretend to be stupid, smirk casually, and change the subject.Then the heroine thought to herself, the topic change was so blunt. . .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Great idea!

Clear Water and Broken Moon: As expected of XX!Only a person like you can come up with such a simple and low-level reason!

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . .nothing is impossible

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Alright, I'm going to hold back the text in pain... You can continue with beasts, uh, monsters...

Best friend of the opposite sex: Please, I've already given you my opinion. .

Clear Water and Broken Moon: Well, but I'm not very proficient in this kind of stunts like pretending to be stupid...

Clear Water and Broken Moon: You pretend to be one and let me see.For example, I am the heroine, and I ask you: What happened to you just now?you play stupid let me see

The best friend of the opposite sex (soon to enter the scene): Just now?I was just now—I was fine just now, nothing happened

Bishuishayue (also entered the play): But you sweat a lot, and you have a fever, your face turns red, and your heart beats faster

The best friend of the opposite sex (very into the drama): Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine, don't you see that I don't sweat, have a fever, and don't my face turn red anymore?Must have just fallen asleep, hot, yes, hot.But then again, why did you come so early today?You usually come here very late?

Clear Water Broken Moon: goodjob!

The best friend of the opposite sex:. . . .

Clear Water Broken Moon: Well done!Worthy of being at the division level!Very classy style!

The best friend of the opposite sex: you hurt me (tears pointing)

Clear Water and Broken Moon: But Yin smiled and passed by... (sneaky smile)

PS:

Thanks to my buddy, who is in Korea and always helps me out when I get stuck!

I figured out the psychological activities of many innocent men based on his experience!

Thank you Nai!

Since Nai is thin-skinned, I won't mention your name.

hey-hey……