Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

At noon, the five of them ate the pizza bought by Xiaojie in the restaurant.

Zhixi: "Didn't you say that you won't come to eat at noon? Why did you come back so early?"

Qi Ya: "Because Xiaojie thinks this pizza is super delicious, I must bring it back for you to try."

Zhixi: "Thank you, Xiaojie."

Xiaojie turned his head in confusion: "Huh? It wasn't Qi Ya that you said you were going to conduct a surprise inspection... eh!"

Qi Ya fiercely stuffed the pizza into Xiaojie's mouth: "Eat, eat, hehe... eat without talking, sleep without talking."

Qiya... I knew... (-_-|||

My hand holding the table knife was unsteady, and the table knife made a shrill scream on the plate. With a "click", the plate broke in response, and the cut surface was very smooth.

Smiling and raising the board: "Ah, the quality of the current plate is really poor...Sorry, I'll go change it."

Standing up gracefully, I floated into the kitchen with Lingbo microsteps.

(Zhi Xi: "(O__O)..." Junior Sister Xiaoxin is so scary, so scary, so scary, so scary...

Qi Ya: "Cut, I'm angry, it's so boring!"

Xiaojie: "No, sister Xiaoxin is not angry... um... yes... yes... it's 囧 Ben! That's right, that's the word—囧 Ben!"

Yun Gu: "...○_○|||")

In the kitchen on the first floor of the apartment.

Open the cupboard, there is no plate; open the cabinet, there is no plate; open the drawer, there is no plate...

While rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for dishes, Yungula opened the sliding door of the kitchen and walked in: "Uh, don't worry about the children's words."

With a gritted smile and raised the board: "No, no, I don't mind at all."

Why are our conversations so resembling a remarried family who drag oil bottles~~~~! !Tears...(ㄒoㄒ)...

Quickly raised the plate: "Master, where is the plate? I couldn't find it."

Yun Gu smiled awkwardly: "Uh, I'm sorry. I just came to tell you that there are only 5 plates in the house...except for the ones on the table just now, there are no more..."

The black line on the forehead...why didn't you say it earlier...

Yun Gu continued to explain: "Because Zhixi and I were the only ones living in the past, and we didn't have much time to eat at home... So tableware and so on... Well, I will buy some more in the afternoon..."

Seeing Yun Gu stuttering and explaining earnestly at a loss, his hair was a little curled up, and a corner of his shirt was still leaking out... suddenly felt that he was a little...cute?

The embarrassment of being ridiculed and misunderstood before gradually disappeared, and I smiled and held up the board: "It's okay, Master, I'll just go buy plates and so on. The hem of your shirt came out."

"Ahhh! I'm really... so rude." Yun Gu lowered his head to straighten his shirt, the side of the shirt was still just stuffed, and the other side ran out quietly again, after tidying up the front, the back ran out again...

(-_-|||I really can't stand it anymore, I raised my board: "Let me do it."

Naturally, he went up to help Yun Gu tuck the hem of his shirt that ran out into his trouser waist, and raised the board: "This is all right. Master, when you are arranging the hem of your clothes, don't bend down. Once you bend down, even this side After tidying up the clothes on the other side, the ones on the other side will also come out, just keep your head down and tidy up..."

Lifting the board: "Do you remember?"

……Eh……? (O__O)

The whole face of Yun Gu in front of me was red, from the base of his neck to the tips of his ears...he was just...just like this, stiff, letting me rub against my body, rubbing here and there...?

boom--! !

My face is so hot that I can fry an egg in an instant! ! (>_<)

How embarrassing~~~~~! ! ! ~~o(>_<)o~~

I didn't think about eating your tofu!I'm just used to treating Xiaojie, and my sister mode is fully activated for a while! !

really!Master!You have to believe me! !I explained in a panic in my head.

No, no, be calm, be calm!I took a deep breath to force myself to calm down, and raised my board with no expression on my face: "Sorry...Master. That...I just thought of you as my younger brother just now...Accidentally...Uh, no, just...I didn't want to take advantage of you ……that……"

What am I talking about~~~~~! ! !Crazy! !

Yun Gu's face turned red and white, and finally turned pale: "Ah, I know. It's okay. I, I'll go and see if there is a disposable cake pan!"

Yun Gu walked towards the door with almost the same hands and feet, and when he opened the door, three furry little heads fell in.

Bai Mao's head lit up the plate in his hand, and said with a smile: "Ah, we're done eating, come and wash the dishes."

The black-haired head raised the licked plate in his hand in response: "Sister Xiaoxin, if you don't find a plate, use mine first, I eat very clean."

The brown-haired little face looked even redder than Yun Gu's just now: "Ah... that... Master... I, I, I, I are also... come here to wash the dishes..."

Yun put on a straight face: "Zhixi! You can't lie!" ○_○+

Zhixi plopped and was sitting on the ground: "I'm sorry! Master! I was wrong!"

Yun Gu coughed: "...Go and copy Xinyuanliu's "Fist and Heart Unification"! Leave it to me tomorrow!" ○_○b

Zhixi bowed deeply: "Yes! Master!"

Watching Yun Gu walk up to the second floor at a speed that can almost be called running away, I can't help feeling like a bird...

I really really didn't mean that ahhhh...(ㄒoㄒ) Why do you want to avoid me like a hooligan! (Xiaoxin, you have misunderstood Yun Gu...he didn't escape because he thought you were a hooligan...)

Qi Ya turned the top of the plate around with one finger, and muttered in a low voice: "It's so boring to escape..."

Xiaojie: "Zhixi, get up, I'm so sorry, we dragged you here..."

Zhixi was dejected: "No, it's all my fault that I shouldn't have lied. That's why I made acting master angry."

Qi Ya: "If you tell the truth that you came here to spy, he will be even more angry."

Zhixi was disheartened: "Yes..."

Xiaojie's kind Lala has already half-petrified me: "Sister Xiaoxin, are you hungry, I left you a big piece of seafood pizza!"

Lifting the board convulsively: "Forget it, I ate too much this morning, and I'm not hungry at all now. Really. Hehe, hehehe..."

I walked out of the kitchen along the zigzag trajectory in a flash, I quickly ran back to the bedroom on the second floor, closed the door, locked it, and PIA went to the bed.

Hugging the pillow, I was speechless and asked the sky: What's wrong with you!why!I'm just looking for a plate! ! ?For the sake of Mao, I pulled out such a lot of what's there and what's not...! !It's the first time he's been treated like a hooligan when he grows up so big! !My innocence!The boudoir honor of my girl~~~! !I can't get married ah ah ah...! !

(Background music: Where is the plate, where is the plate? The plate is in the tidy kitchen, here are the cups, here are the tableware, and there is that super awkward little couple, la la la la la la la la la la la La la la...and that super awkward little couple!)

It turns out that even plates... are tableware...! ! (+﹏+)

NC Small Theater:

Go back to the room.

Zhixi bowed: acting master, sorry to make you angry.

Yun Gu: Ah, no, I'm not angry about your affairs.

Zhixi: Is it about Junior Sister Xiaoxin?

Yun Gu: Zhixi, children, don't think about it.

Zhixi: Acting Master, don’t you like Junior Sister Xiaoxin?

Yun Gu blushed: ...not...

Zhixi broken thoughts: Master Nitero is looking forward to what you two have to do. Tai Shifu (Bi Siji) called last time and said to let you and Xiaoxin Shimei develop well. She also said that if you don’t understand anything, you can Call her anytime.Uncle (Kurapica's master) also said that he would help...

Yun Gu: Zhixi! ... Let's finish copying the book first. ○_○+

Ji Hee: Uh, yes!master. (O__O)

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Xiaojie: Qi Ya, when can we hit the [-]th floor?

Qi Ya: Two more wins tomorrow will be enough.what?

Xiaojie: I thought of the [-]th floor, and moved out as soon as I had my own personal room.

Qi Ya: Why?

Xiaojie is expecting Ai Ai's: That... Aunt Mitt said that those who hinder other people's love will be kicked by the horse.

Qi Ya: You also believe that!This is a lie!

Xiaojie said seriously: But I don't want to be hated by horses!I have never seen a horse since I was a child!

Qi Ya: Cut!What's so good about horses?

Xiaojie rushed over angrily: horses are good!

Qi Ya counterattacked: Damn it!Where is my horse!

Xiaojie: Hello, too!Horses are also good!

Qi Yanu: How dare you compare me to a horse!you……

……

The kitten and puppy war kicked off again...

Results:

Qi Ya panted: Alright!I've convinced you!Move out tomorrow night!I can not stand you!

Xiaojie approached cheerfully: Haha, I knew Qiya was the best!

Qi Ya shyly said angrily: Hey!Stay away!Don't come over here!

Xiaojie: Huh?Mr. Fox and Xiong obviously likes rubbing!

Qiya(╰_╯)#: I am not Mr. Fox and Bear!hateful!Tell you not to lean over!

Xiaojie: Haha...

……

What a day of love.