Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

The meals at the Maomao fast food restaurant are super delicious, especially the Big Mac Maomao Pork Chop Rice. As long as you eat it within 30 minutes, you will not only get free meals, but also give you a quarterly coupon for eating other chickens.

I just wrote a sentence, "Look who eats more and faster", and the next second, the three of them buried their heads in the sea of ​​meat and rice...

Qiya & Xiaojie: "Staff! I want to add another one!"

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Qiya & Xiaojie: "Staff! Add one more!"

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Qiya & Xiaojie: "Staff! I need to add another one!"

Qi Ya: "I want to add two more!"

Xiaojie: "I want to add three more copies!"

Qi Ya: "I have four!"

Xiaojie: "I have five!"

Qi Ya: "Six copies!"

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When the two of them stared at each other angrily, I smiled and raised my board at the stunned clerk: "It's not enough... I think, why don't you just serve 10 copies at once?"

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Finally, the manager of the Maomao fast food restaurant warmly received us and solemnly awarded a dozen coupons as thick as bricks.A new rule was immediately added to the challenge announcement that day: [Each customer has only one chance to order Big Mac Cat Cat Pork Chop Rice per year, please do what you can. ] (How many servings did the three of you eat...)

I bought three ice creams at the cold drink shop on the street, and the three of them continued to eat while walking and chatting. (Still eating...)

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Raising the board angrily: "...then I found out that Uncle Fierce Fox cheated me of 3 nuns!"

Xiaojie: "Sister Xiaoxin, don't be angry! I earned 6 ring nuns from fighting today!"

Smiling, touching his head and raising the board: "Xiaojie is so good, remember to put the money away and don't throw it away."

Xiaojie nodded vigorously: "Yeah!"

Qi Ya: "By the way, Miss Wei, when are you going to sign up for the arena? In the last few days there have been some fighting Olympics, and more and more people have signed up."

I thought about it, and raised my board: "I decided not to sign up."

Xiaojie: "Huh?"

Lifting the board: "You also said just now that as long as you have the strength to push open the door of Qi Ya's house, you can instantly kill opponents on the first 50th floor. I guess this situation should be the same after the 100th floor. And my weakness is Qi Ya You should be able to see it too."

Qi Ya asked suspiciously: "Is it a problem in fighting?"

Raising the board: "Yes. I have never undergone any fighting training, and my strength is not bad, but in terms of fighting skills, even the players on the first floor are much better than me."

I smiled at Xiaojie and raised my board: "I don't have Xiaojie's excellent aptitude, and I can't improve quickly by myself. If I can still win by strength in the first 100 floors, there will be players who are comparable to me in strength , and even contestants with extremely high fighting skills, I will lose."

Qi Ya nodded silently.

Raising the board: "Besides, it is a waste of half the effort to let me, who has no fighting skills, accumulate experience and grow in actual combat."

Xiaojie: "Sister Xiaoxin, what do you want to do?"

Raising the board: "It's very simple, learn from a teacher."

Qi Ya: "Apprentice teacher?"

Raising the board: "Yes, Yun Gu, the acting master of Xinyuanliu you mentioned earlier—is our landlord this time."

Qi Ya+Xiaojie: "Huh?"

Smiling and holding up the board: "It's true that we don't meet each other anywhere in life... This is the master who came to your door!"

The source of the heart of President Nitro's direct line is equivalent to the status of Shaolin Temple in the Jianghu, and the gold-lettered signboard of the Hunter Association (imperial court), it is the authentic martial arts, and heroes come forth in large numbers.Participating in it can not only improve strength, but also obtain many invisible backgrounds and resources, killing two birds with one stone.And to be a hunter like Yun Gu is a good career with safe work, stable life and rich pay... Before time travel, my dream in life was just to study graduate school and then stay in college to teach, and finally become a An idle professor who played with his students every day until he retired... Now that he has changed from a professor of liberal arts to a master of martial arts, he has realized the ideal of his previous life...

But how can I join Heartstream?Xiaojie and Qiya are just taught the ability to read, at most they can be regarded as lay disciples, not people with a flowing mind.The family rules of Xinyuanliu seem to be quite strict. From Yun Gu’s requirements for Xiaojie and Zhixi, it can be seen that Yungu only treats Xiaojie conscientiously and teaches his ability, while Zhixi is a master and an apprentice. Everything from life to right and wrong to the world view is carefully taught.Yun Gu didn't even mention the tempering and teaching of the most important heart of a warrior in front of Xiaojie and Qiya.The pay is too bad...

【If you are not a disciple, you cannot teach】Is it...?

What should we do?

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Opening the door of the apartment, Yungu and Jixi are discussing today's battle in the living room.Seeing the three of us, Yungu and Jixi immediately stood up.

Yun Gu: "I didn't expect that the two companions Miss Xiaoxin mentioned were you." ○-○

Pretend, I really know how to pretend.Obviously, you have already seen the hunter exam materials of the three of us.

Zhixi bowed: "It's the first time meeting Miss Xiaoxin, I'm Zhixi. Qiya, Xiaojie, please give me your advice in the future."

Smiling and holding up the board: "Hi Zhixi. Mr. Yungu taught you very well."

Zhixi: "Where, I'm still far behind. Qi Ya and Xiaojie are really good."

Yun Gu: "Okay, let's sit down first and then talk." ○-○

—————————— I am the dividing line where everyone eats snacks, drinks tea and chats happily ————————

After drinking the tea in the cup, I put down the cup and solemnly raised the board: "Mr. Yun Gu, I have something to ask."

Qi Ya stood up suddenly: "Ah, Zhixi, take us to see what the room looks like?"

Zhixi: "Huh? Okay, come with me. The rooms you live in are all on the second floor..."

Xiaojie immediately followed up: "I want to live in the room with the biggest window."

Qi Ya: "Tsk, I really know how to pick. Whoever arrives first will pick the room first." After speaking, he rushed upstairs.

Xiaojie shouted while running: "Ah! Qi Ya, how can you cheat!?"

Zhixi chased after him: "Xiaojie, Qiya, wait for me!"

Within a few seconds, Yun Gu and I were left in the living room.

Xiaojie...you guys acted too bluntly...so fake...

I smiled awkwardly, and raised my board: "Well, the children are so cheerful...uh, lively."

Yun Gu smiled: "...Yes. What's the matter with Miss Xiaoxin? Please tell me." ○-○b

I raised my board solemnly: "I am an orphan who grew up in the wilderness. Before I took the hunter exam, I never had any fighting experience or training. In terms of actual combat and fighting skills, I have a fatal weakness."

Yun Gu: "Do you want me to teach you martial arts?"

"More than that." I pretended to be brave and continued to raise the board: "I hope you not only guide me in the cultivation of mind power and martial arts - please allow me to join Xinyuanliu and learn from the most basic boxing techniques!"

A fierce tiger landed on the ground, I bowed down under Yun Gu's suit pants, and raised my board: "Please accept me! Master!"

Yun Gu was in a hurry to pull me up: "Please don't do this, get up quickly! Miss Xiaoxin!"

I desperately scrambled on the ground and raised my board: "If you don't agree, I won't be able to kneel forever!"

Yun Gu: "Get up quickly! Miss Xiaoxin! What are you doing?"

I firmly grasped the floor tiles with my left hand, and insisted on lifting the board with my right hand: "Master! Just promise me!"

Yun Gu: "I'm just the acting master of Xinyuanliu. It's an exception to bring Zhixi...Miss Xiaoxin, get up first and then talk!"

Raising the board: "Master, I sincerely want to follow you! Please don't accept me carelessly!"

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Five minutes later, Yun Gu had already pulled me off the ground. I held onto the fragments of the floor with one hand, while maintaining the standard tiger-landing posture, and raised the board: "Master! Accept me! Master!"

Yun Gu finally gave up resistance: "Okay, I promise you. Get up quickly." ○_○|||

I raised my head cautiously and raised the board: "Really?"

Yun Gu: "Really."

Raising the board tentatively: "No tuition fee?"

Yun Gu: "No tuition fees." ○-○

I straightened my legs in mid-air and stood up down-to-earth.

Smiling and holding up the board: "Thank you, Master."

He raised his head and continued to smile, holding up his board: "Elder brother."

Zhixi was startled by the phrase "big brother" and fell out of the corner of the wall where he was hiding.

Xiaojie walked out with a smile: "Congratulations, sister Xiaoxin."

Qi Ya also came out with his hands in his pockets: "Cut, I'm ashamed to death. How can there be such a teacher to learn art?"

Eh?Isn't it written like this in TV dramas and martial arts novels? ... Am I mistaken? (⊙_⊙)?

TV drama novels kill people...~~o(>_<)o~~

NC Small Theater:

Netero: Really?You accepted her as an official disciple?Phew ho ho ho...ah, I'm fine with that.But Yun Gu, you should seize the opportunity...the number of female hunters is decreasing year by year, I think Xiaoxin's conditions are quite good in all aspects...I'm not kidding.Yoho, don't be shy! ...Hehe...It's nice to be young...

Dou Mian Man: Chairman, what is so happy about?

Nitro touched his snow-white beard tied with a pink satin bowknot and smiled proudly: Go and inform Bisji that her innocent apprentice who has been in love for thousands of years is finally expected to get married.yo ho ho ho...

Dou Mian Man: Ah, is that Mr. Yun Gu?Who is the target?

Nitro: Hehe...it's Jin's daughter!

Bean Noodle Man: Huh? ! (⊙o⊙)