Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

No...it's not me...I really didn't expect that just a slight push would open all seven doors...

Master Yiermi, I swear to God that I have never coveted you... really, really!

Please...don't...I don't want to marry Ilmi...no no...no joke...

No, no... I'm not drug resistant, don't give me special desserts!No no!cough cough...

No more blood tests!I am normal!It's normal... um... don't give me an injection... I faint...

Help...I don't want to wear a dress...I'm out of shape, no breasts and no ass...

no no no...don't use tights...please...you can't squeeze cleavage...

Ahhhh...my chest was squeezed flat...uuuuuuuuuuu...

My waist is about to break!please stop...

Odd teeth!Odd teeth!Don't be desperate!I give you Xiaojie!

Xiaojie!Xiaojie!I was wrong!don't go!

Kurapika...I know you are the kindest...

Leo Li!Woooooooooooooooooo... Leorio!I am sick!

I opened my eyes suddenly, and there was a dark wooden ceiling in front of me.

Phew...fortunately...it was a dream...

Looking back, I couldn't help but feel my veins twitch violently.

Under the moonlight, Xiaojie slept on his side, with one leg on my chest and the other on my waist.The conjoined weight gain covered with lead blocks is so overwhelming that I almost suffocate...

(#--) No wonder I had a nightmare... So it was you who caused it!

Leorio's vague dream words came from beside the bed: "It's delicious... Kurapika...", followed by Kurapika's faint hum.My embarrassment... It seems that this is a dormitory where no uncles are allowed. They made a bed for Xiaojie and me, while Leori and Kurapika slept on the floor.

He wanted to move Xiaojie's legs, but he failed after several attempts. He didn't even have the strength to lift his arms.

It seems...it is too much mental power consumption...

Open all seven doors...

I know that I have actually lived with courage all along.But I never thought that I would live with such courage (ㄒoㄒ)...

How to do it?How to explain tomorrow?What will happen if you beat up the enemy's family?In the dream, Jiqiu's act of selling his son like a wolf and a tiger makes people shudder when they think about it... Although I really want to marry, but even if I marry Dongba, I don't want to marry here... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hanzo: ... What about me?)

Tangled, troubled, and suffering... I fell into a deep sleep again... (Broken Moon:...)

In the early morning of the next day, Xiaojie's leg finally moved away from me... With a rustle, the three of them got up lightly.Leorio and the others pushed open the door of the 400-kilogram room one by one, and the sound of their footsteps faded away.

I opened my eyes and sat up, I was so hungry... Do I have to keep pretending to sleep like this?Don't...it's going to kill you...I poured it into the soft pillow, and I hugged the quilt tightly in depression-the key is-I really want to go to the toilet...I'm suffocating to death! (crazy)

Ten minutes later, trying to avoid becoming the first hunter ever to suffocate to death, I rubbed off the bed with my thighs between my legs.Finally twisted and came to the door of the room——Damn it! !

I, I don't have the strength, I can't push the door open... woo woo woo...

I don't want it... Suffocated to death by my own urine before being tortured to death by the beating enemy... It's so embarrassing...

Come on!help!It's okay to give a urinal!

I banged on the door desperately.

When I found out in despair that the materialized urinal had also failed, the door miraculously opened.

The little girl with an octopus braid at the door asked blankly, "What are you doing?"

I froze in fright, and raised my board blankly: "Go to the toilet."

The little girl rolled her eyes: "Come with me."

Raising the board in excruciating pain: "Okay, okay." Huh... almost scared the bird... (ㄒ-ㄒ)

Should I be lucky that I have pads...(ㄒoㄒ)

(Background music: The little girl got up early in the morning and went to the latrine with her trousers in her hands. Some people in the latrine were very nervous and all urinated on their pants)

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A true warrior dares to face the bleak life...it's nothing...Han Xin once endured the humiliation of the crotch|under the crotch, Gou Jian once tasted the poop of Fucha, and Sima Qian wanted to write a historical record when he was gone...I was caught by the enemy and studied It's really nothing... Besides, the heavens will send a great responsibility to the people, and they will definitely work hard, work hard, starve their bodies, and do whatever they want... I tried my best to comfort myself while starting to wash clothes, thinking about my ability I can't use it for the time being, so let's wash the clothes by hand honestly.

In fact, the original book never mentions the habit of beating up enemy Hakka wives with guns. When Ji Qiu first met Xiaojie, he showed the image of a well-mannered lady...uh, except for the strange tooth...we To understand the heart of a mother who was tortured into hysteria by her disobedient son...

It is also not mentioned in the original book that Ki Qiu has a dress-changing habit, and her clothes have not been changed at all except for a little more gorgeous.There is no basis at all for the fact that Kurt was changed into women's clothing by Kiqiu's oppressors. Maybe it's because Kurt has transvestism and likes to wear kimonos... Who said that Il fans are greedy for money? Other than that, I don't have any bad habits at all... Eating sweets and the like is a strange tooth.So there is nothing to be afraid of beating the enemy's family, it is a harmonious and happy family of five good people...

After brushing my coats and jeans, I went back to my underwear.

From the corner of the eye, the little girl with the octopus head sprayed disinfectant on the toilet with red and swollen eyes.Although she was wearing a white mask, blue sleeves, and yellow rubber gloves, although she was not wearing the black uniform of the trainee chief, nor was she holding that weird cane.But — that signature braid — yes, it’s definitely Kanalia!

But Kanalia actually cleaned the toilet in the servant's dormitory?What the hell happened while I was unconscious (crazy)!

Wringing out the panties dejectedly, um... where should I hang them?

Sight!I turned my head suddenly, and outside the window, a pair of black and white eyes were staring at me viciously!

After looking at each other for a moment, the peeping guy fled away.

I broke out in a cold sweat, that just now...was Curt?

Curt... peeked at me washing my underwear? (Big mistake)

I stared at the pure pink lace girls' pure cotton panties in my hand, and it became stiff... Change, pervert...?

……

Kanalia tidied up the toilet neatly and left.

As soon as I dried my underwear with a hair dryer and put them away, Xiaojie and the others came back.

Xiaojie: "Ah! Sister Xiaoxin, are you finally awake? Are you hungry? Do you want an apple? Or some porridge?"

Leorio: "Oh! Miss Weird! How does your body feel? You've been sleeping for two days!"

Kurapika: "Do you still need to rest? If Leorio hadn't assured us that you were indeed sleeping, I would have sent you to the hospital!" Everyone chattered.

Xikuan: "Yo! You're awake!"

Two days...orz...I said how could I be so hungry...I said why I didn't even have the strength to push the door...

Holding up the board with a dry smile: "I'm sorry for making everyone worry. I'm really sorry to cause you trouble, uncle."

Xi Kuan waved his hand and said, "Ah, don't call me Uncle, you should call me Xi Kuan. I am the gatekeeper here just like Jun Rong."

Kurapika: "Saiku has been taking good care of us these two days."

Leorie stepped forward to check on me: "Yeah, I'm recovering well, just eat more! I'll give you another injection of nutritional supplements later, and eat these oral platinum partners first."

囧... Platinum partner... Chewing on the legendary platinum partner, I finally know where the special dessert in my nightmare comes from...

After struggling desperately, I was finally outnumbered, and enjoyed a gentle injection of Leorie with tears in my eyes.

("Don't run, it won't hurt at all, trust me! Jay! Hold her down! Kurapika, don't let her move!")

After eating the beating enemy guest servant meal (like~(≧▽≦)/~), the trio introduced their training progress in the past two days, and finally began to ask me about the whole story of the Qimen incident.

Kurapika's chief interrogator: "Xiaoxin, did you push the door open?"

My head was shaking like a rattle and my hands were shaking like windshield wipers.Seeing Leorio's slightly suspicious eyes, I immediately asked my relatives and friends for help.

The group of relatives and friends added: "Sister Xiaoxin can't be pushed away. I have lived with Whale Island for 6 years, and I know that sister Xiaoxin is lazy and dull. Apart from the powerful ability to wander, she has no other powerful places."

Tears... Xiaojie... Although you are speaking for me, I am not happy at all...

Jury opinion: "...I trust Xiaojie's judgment."

Xiaojie, I was wrong, I have to thank you anyway...

Kurapika Chief Interrogator: "Why did you faint? Leorio's diagnosis was that you were overly frightened. But your body after that was very weak."

Kurapika... Why do women make things difficult for women...

I shook my head and held up the board with tears in my eyes: "I don't know either. At that time, I just wanted to try to see if I could push the door open... I didn't push it the first time... Then I wanted to try again, and then the seven doors It suddenly opened... and then I was scared to death... and then I saw you coming, and then I felt weak all over, and then I passed out..."

The chief judge and the jury collective black line.

Relatives and friends: "Sister Xiaoxin is so pitiful!" stroking her head.

Obediently bow your head and let your relatives and friends caress, anyway, I didn't lie to you...

Kurapika rested his forehead and sighed: "Forget it, do you want to practice along with me during this time?"

I looked at Xiaojie and raised my board: "Well, I want to be with you! Open the door of the trial openly!"

Leorie checked again: "I just got an injection." (I trembled) "She is in good health, and she will recover almost tomorrow."

I hugged Xiaojie and rubbed hard, the feeling of the lead was dead.But it's still too good not to have to eat a platinum partner. O(∩_∩)O

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For the past 20 days, I have been careful not to use my mind ability.Although every time I see Kanalia floating out of the toilet with dead fish eyes open, I will be stunned for a long time, but the pure physical training makes it impossible for me to perform any in-depth and detailed destiny-related greatness except for grabbing food and then sleeping. think.

Xiaojie is definitely a monster...Compared to them, my physical aptitude is definitely the worst...

Despite the 250kg weight gain, I feel as light as a swallow. Fortunately, the muscles on my body are not too prominent... I rolled up my sleeves and put my hands on the door to gradually increase the force. The door moved two centimeters, then two centimeters, and then again. Moved two centimeters, moved again...

After 20 minutes, the first door finally opened...

When I took the towel from Xiaojie profusely in sweat, the black lines of the surrounding crowd had already fallen all over the floor.

After sincerely thanking both Jun Rong and Uncle Xi Kuan with everyone, we finally embarked on the road to the back mountain.

Kanalia has been sent to clean the toilets, who will be guarding the courtyard this time?

Bathed in Curt's peeping eyes all the way, I approached the Beating Enemy family anxiously...

NC Small Theater:

Ji Qiu screamed high-pitched: You said she almost peed on her pants because she couldn't push the door open? !

Curt lowered his eyebrows and looked pleasing to the eye: Yes, Mom.

Kiqiu muttered to himself: It's terrible... I will never admit that such a guy can open the seven doors... The door of trials will cry and cry...

Curt was shocked and thought: Qi Ya, are you going to follow such a person? ...