Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Let's omit the promenade metal door display and the author who was flown by PIA and so on - I stared at the first line of words on the screen with wide eyes:

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

How could it...it turned out to be...the legendary "One Hundred Questions of Couples XO (Danmei Version)"...Liber!What are your intentions! ! ?I didn't expect, I didn't expect... You look so wretched, but you also have a great heart of pure glass... But how could the bald head and I have such a possibility... Biting a small floral cotton handkerchief, I want to cry but have no tears Speechless and choked, the heavens... the earth...

"Miss Wei...you...what's the matter with you?" Hanzang saw me suddenly jumping to the ground and couldn't help panicking, at a loss what to do.

I... what can I say?Tell him that this is the extremely impure and legendary "One Hundred Questions of Couple XO (Danmei Version)"?But how do I know?How should I explain it?

Life... is really embarrassing... full of sorrow...

Gritting his silver teeth, he got up with a smile and held up the board: "It's nothing, I saw ants on the ground just now. Continue to answer the questions."

"Oh." Hanzo turned to study the topic in doubt.

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xiaoxin gritted his teeth: Attack!

Hanzo: The attacking side.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Xiaoxin continued to grit his teeth: I am willing!

Hanzo: Occupational requirements.I am a ninja, good at active attack.

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xiaoxin gritted his teeth again: Satisfied.

Hanzo:?do not really understand.Probably passable.

54 The location of the first H?

Xiaoxin: No.

Hanzo's face was flushed, and he carefully glanced at the calm Xiaoxin: Although there are training courses in this field among ninjas...but I...that...have no such experience...

55 How did you feel at that time?

Xiaoxin: Same as above.

Hanzo twitched, his face flushed like a pig's liver: No... I don't have that kind of experience...

The metal door opened, and the two walked into the corridor together.

I looked at my red ears and didn't dare to look at my Hanzo raised the board: "This sir. I would venture to speculate that the examiner who looked a little... um... is very likely to ask in the next question Some very... um... questions. Although I have an aversion to such questions, but in order to pass the exam, I still ask this gentleman to put his mind on it and answer the questions together so that he can pass this weird test as soon as possible."

Hanzo didn't know what to think of again, his face turned even redder, and he immediately replied loudly: "Don't worry! I will definitely cooperate with you actively!"

yeah?I didn't ask you to cooperate, but I just hope you won't be so shy and nervous, making me feel embarrassed... Forget it, let's pass this test as soon as possible.

Since both of them are "department-level" cadres, they passed five levels and cut six generals all the way, and successfully passed questions 56-69 with a series of answers with negative adverbs.

However, when it came to question 70, the two began to have answers of more than three words.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xiaoxin: No.I firmly believe that twisted melons are not sweet.This kind of foolish approach will only get twice the result with half the effort, and it will get farther and farther away from happiness.

Hanzo: No.A wife who is not sincere is the biggest safety hazard for a ninja job.

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what will you do?

Xiaoxin: ... very speechless.I can't imagine such a thing. ...Hmm...Tell him to think of a way to forget about being bitten by a dog?

Hanzo: Kill the thugs and comfort his wife.

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xiaoxin: I don't know.

Hanzo tweaked: I have no experience...

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Xiaoxin: Ask him to look down at his almighty hands.

Hanzo: Drink with her, chat with her, and enlighten her carefully.But not...that what...

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Xiaoxin: Do you know more about it theoretically?Practice has not yet proven.

Hanzo: ...I...I will work hard...(What do you want to do!)

75 What about the other party?

Xiaoxin: I don't know.

Hanzo blushed and smoked: No... I don't know...

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Xiaoxin: Huh?Want to talk?Won't you be distracted? (You are tough...)

Hanzo blushed: Call me by my name or something...

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Xiaoxin: Huh?Can't you see it with the lights off? (Well, this theoretically experienced person is not rich...)

Smoking half-hidden face: No... I don't know...

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xiaoxin: There is nothing I can do about being raped|violated...

Hanzo: If the mission requires it...

79 Are you interested in SM?

Xiaoxin: No.

Hanzo: No, I won't hurt my wife.

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Xiaoxin: I don't know.

Hanzo's face was full of sweat: No, no experience...

81 What do you think of rape|rape?

Xiaoxin: Depending on the situation.Resist if you can, and obey if you can't.In short, in this world where the strong are like forests, the first priority of cannon fodder is to save one's life.

Hanzo: Heinous behavior.

Then the two NC candidates whose abbreviation codes are both pure and somewhat impure are CN, and they used negative words to kill questions 82-98.

At this moment, Hanzo's face was as pale as that of the red Xiali car, and he was accompanied by symptoms such as staring eyes, weakness of limbs, rapid heartbeat, and elevated body temperature.

What is 99 H to you?

Xiaoxin: A part of married life.

Hanzo: One of the behavioral trainings that we will encounter in the future.

100 Please say something to your lover

Xiaoxin: I have nothing to say.

Hanzo blushed: I... I like you very much... Please date me on the premise of getting married!

Answer 100 questions.The question on the display disappeared, and a female voice with a slightly mechanical feel said through the surrounding speakers: "After answering the question, enter the data analysis stage. Please put the bracelet into the corresponding groove. Wait for the system to reply."

The bracelets of the two suddenly loosened and fell off.Two grooves the size of the bracelet were sunk in the metal door.

After placing the wristband, the metal door opened in response, and a simple lounge appeared in front of you.Hanzo and I looked at each other and walked in side by side.

[Jie Jie Jie Jie...] Li Bo smiled strangely and appeared on the projection monitor in the lounge, [This is the legendary 'lounge where we parted ways and cried in our hearts'.In fact, the bracelets you just wore have been specially treated, and it will make you write down the most authentic answers in your mind as soon as you see the questions.Extinguish hahaha... After a while, your questionnaires and their respective answers will be distributed to you.I wish you a happy breakup in advance!Jie Jie Jie Jie...]

Hanzo, your face turns red and white for a while, it's scary...

Raising the board: "That... Examiner, please excuse me."

Li Bo was laughing happily, and accidentally choked: [Ahem... let's talk. 】

Raising the board: "This gentleman and I are not in a relationship, and we are not familiar with each other at all. How can it be regarded as a way to break up?"

Li Bo's face turned blue: 【That's also the road to ruthless love!As long as you have gone through this road, you will never be able to love each other again! 】

Hanzo's forehead suddenly darkened.

Continue to raise the board: "So, I want to know exactly how many couples broke up on this road?"

Libo's face turned blue: [...two pairs...]

Oh, so after the usual discount, there will only be a Liber pair.

Hanzo's forehead suddenly lit up again.

He raised his board and smiled again: "Well. Sir examiner, I have nothing more to ask."

Lieber's face quickly deflated like a deflated balloon.The image transmission of the projector was also cut off in an instant.

He took out a pair of Maza, turned his head to Hanzo with a friendly smile, and raised the board: "Shall we sit together for a while?"

Hanzo looked delighted: "Oh! Thank you! Miss Weird!"

My face has turned black—I'm not called Miss Weird anymore...

About two or three hours later, I have asked Hanzo to taste all kinds of dry food, pastries, snacks, and fruits that I have hidden along the way... Hanzo has also explained everything from how he signed up for this exam to the current situation .Uh, he's really chatty...

I saw that he was really spitting, and his mouth was probably dry, so I kept handing him various fruit drinks.

"Oh! Thank you! Miss Wei, you are so polite!" Hanzo took a bottle of orange juice and thanked me with a hearty smile.

Suddenly, two long pieces of printing paper fluttered down from the sky.

In the silence, I looked at the paper and couldn't help but have mixed feelings in my heart.

Is it?Is this my truest first thought?

I thought it was just a boring question and answer to deal with the matter, but it was probably just a gimmick by the author, and it actually let me see my subconscious thoughts... What an unexpected harvest...

He raised his eyes and looked at Hanzo, his eyes were fixed on the printing paper, not daring to look at me.

Hanzo-kun's idea is actually very simple.He needs a docile, virtuous and capable wife, a woman who can give him full support as a ninja behind his back.

Although I don't know why he thinks I have such advantages, there is no doubt that he has a slight liking for me...

But I... looked at my own answers on the test paper...but I was not ready to fall in love with a person in an anime...

Bloody and murderous all the way, I have no time to fall into any fiery love... The plan three years ago is so ridiculous... A man who meets my marriage requirements?Just qualifying...and, what does it mean to be a ninja?Birth and death, assassination, and sometimes sacrificing the body to listen to information... These are my enemies in pursuit of a peaceful and peaceful life... The thoughts of three years ago have already seemed as far away as a lifetime...

Besides, the relationship or something... It took me six years to fully accept Xiaojie and Mitt... To give real love to a subconsciously illusory anime character... It's not just the difference between the water and the soil that needs to be overcome... ...He said he wanted to seduce...but he was still resisting mentally...

One person, one heart, one cold stone... (Don't play cool casually!)

I'm not ready for any love... I'm not ready for a grown male stranger...

Looking at Hanzo, I'm really sorry...I'm sorry...it's not that you're not good enough...it's just that I can't love yet...

Catching my gaze, Hanzo suddenly plucked up his courage and asked loudly, "Please, miss, what do you think about the answer to my last question...yes!?"

Looking at his big piercing eyes, pink face and expectant gaze, I couldn't help feeling a little soft-hearted.

But still the most sincere bow, raised the board in embarrassment: "Ah, sir... Please don't do this, I will be very troubled... You are a very good person... Unfortunately, I can't match..."

Leaving Hanzo, who was extremely frustrated because he was issued a good person card, I walked out of the legendary "lounge where we parted ways and tears in our hearts" before him.

Pushing open the last door, what appeared in front of me was a long slide-like pipe... I put the burden on my buttocks, and I slid down calmly...

It should have been about ten hours... I hope the next scene will not be a scene where Hisoka and I get alone together...

The seventh person passed, number 406, and the passing time was 13 hours and 27 minutes.