Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

When the hands of the clock at the entrance of the examinee's lounge turned to 09:30, the voice of the bean-faced man appeared from the radio again: "Passengers, I kept you waiting. We have arrived at our destination."

Far away, in front of us stands a (?) majestic, strong, strong/tight, huge (hey, hey...)... cheap well tower.

The airship landed on the top of the cheap well tower.

The petite and cute bean-faced man started the introduction of the content of the third test: "We are currently at the top of the Jianjing Tower. This is where the third round of the test begins. Regarding the content of the test, the following is what the chief examiner asked me to paraphrase — 'Hope everyone makes it to the surface alive. The time limit is 72 hours.'”

Ahh... finally arrived at the legendary Jianjing Tower.

It is the legend that the heroine of the same person who hopes to take the road of five people instead of Dongba, even if she falls through the door of the road of five people, she will somehow go forward with one or two of Hisoka and Yier fans. The road (there is no such legend at all, okay...).

what to do?Breaking through from the outside like the climbers at 86?

Follow Xiaojie and Qiya to the edge of the tower and look down.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Qi Ya couldn't help bending down and poking his head out.

"I climbed there all at once!" Xiaojie pointed his fishing rod at candidate No. 100, who climbed down more than 86 meters.

Lifting the board: "Lean in, be careful not to fall."

Xiaojie took a step back obediently: "Ah..."

Qi Ya: "Why?"

Xiaojie pointed to the distance: "Look over there!"

"Chacha!..." When the dense forest meets the blue sky in the distance, a few faint shadows are gradually approaching...

The giant bird with a human face came to reap human lives...

I took a step back and couldn't bear to look any more, and then—the stone slab under my feet fell silently, and I only had time to pat Xiaojie's calf before falling into the dark room.

Depend on!Touching my sore buttocks, I couldn't help cursing bitterly in my heart: Liebo!I curse you!I curse you to never buy instant noodles without flavoring!

Unexpectedly, I was the first person to find the secret door!

He took out the emergency light from his bag and turned it on, and he could see a small dark room at a glance: there were two wristbands on the short table in the middle of the room—it looked similar to the way of the minority obeying the majority of five people.It seems to be a road for two people... I hope my mother won't arrange for me a three-beauty blind date meeting or something like that here...

The heavy metal door on the opposite wall was tightly closed, and an electronic monitor was installed on the door frame, and the screen was gray.Looking up, the secret door I fell from has been closed, and there are no other secret doors on the ceiling.Instead, there is a circular dog hole at the foot of the wall on the right, only big enough for an adult to pass through.

After releasing the circle, there was no other way out except the passage behind the closed metal door.The dog hole leads upwards at an angle, which means it is another entrance to a secret door.

I couldn't help but think of General Ye Ting's poem: "The door for people to come in and out is locked, and the hole for dogs to crawl out is wide open. A voice shouted: 'Come out! Freedom for you!' I long for freedom, but I also want to be free." I know deeply, how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole!?" (Hey, hey... this poem is not used like this, okay...)

Just as he was thinking, a human body fell out of the dog hole.For a moment, the room was full of light, and I couldn't tell whether it was the light on the ceiling that was turned on or the reflection of a bald man's scalp.

That's right, it was Hanzo who fell out of the dog hole. (Without such detrimental...)

Turn off the emergency lights - there is enough light in the room.

Hanzo rubbed his head cursingly, stood up and looked around: "Ah, Miss Weird. Can this door not be opened?" He tried to push the metal door like a dragonfly shaking a pole.

Raising the board: "Although I arrived earlier than you, I haven't had time to check. Also, my name is not Miss Weird."

What to do now?

[-]. Choose to use strange force to break through the wall and go down?Sorry, just in case a breach of the necessary load-bearing walls ends up destroying the entire Bitch Tower and killing everyone - I wouldn't be in such a rush to kill myself.

[-]. Choose to climb out of the dog hole and choose a secret door to go?No, who knows if the number of secret doors is exactly the same as the number of candidates, and the new path may be even more weird and difficult.

[-]. Work hard with Hanzo to complete the requirements of the perverted examiner and pass the customs together.

It had to be like this...

"Oh! There's a display screen here." Yes, there are five all-round surveillance invisible cameras around it.

As soon as Hanzo's voice fell, the screen suddenly lit up.

Damn... it turned on... patriarchal... bullying disabled people can't speak!Lieber!I curse you!I curse that you will always only have flavoring when buying instant noodles!

I want Cao Cao Cao Cao to arrive.Mr. Lieber's extremely wretched pineapple head shape appeared on the screen: [Hee hee hee... I didn't expect that two people really fell into the entrance of this road.Welcome to 'The Insulation Road of Love'!I'm Lieber the examiner. 】

Press down the red cross floating on the forehead, bow, and raise the board: "Hello, examiner."

Lieber, who was chewing sweet potato chips, choked for a moment: [cough cough... hello.The road you have come to is the legendary insulated road of love.According to the legend, no matter how badly a pair of lovers fall in love, as long as they walk through this cursed road together, there will be no possibility of love between them again!I don’t know how many loving couples broke up at the end of the road...]

Hanzo was shocked: "The insulated road of love?" Hey, what are you doing looking at me!Hey, why is your face so pale?

Calmly raising the board: "Master Examiner, I have doubts."

Lieber, who was explaining, choked again: [Ahem...you go ahead. 】

Raising the board: "This is clearly a prison, right? Why would a couple come here and walk this weird road?"

Lieber was silent for a while, with a very bad expression on his face: [This is where my ex-girlfriend and I broke up...]

囧... You are really full... In fact, you are the source of the curse, right?

Hey, Hanzo!Why are you sweating?

Raising the board to Hanzo: "It's okay, it doesn't seem to be dangerous. Anyway, we are not a couple, let's go and see together."

Hanzo: "Ah? Ah..." What does that expression of reluctance on your face mean?

Raise the board: "Master Examiner, how do we pass this road?"

Lieber, who was desperately eating potato chips to relieve his depression, choked for the third time: [Ahem... just take the wristband on the table and use the electronic pen on the wristband to answer the questions. 】

Putting on the bracelet neatly, bowed to Hanzo, and held up the board: "I am Xin Fulishi. Please give me your advice. I will take care of you this way."

"Ah, don't worry! I will definitely build bridges across mountains and rivers, and escort you all the way through safely!" Hanzo took the wristband I handed over and put it on, and replied loudly, blushing.

The opposite metal door opened in response.

Glancing at each other, we walked in side by side.

In front of the screen, seeing the two of them walk into the door, Libo couldn't help but grabbed a handful of potato chips and ate them again: [Heh heh heh heh... the road below has to answer questions every time you reach a checkpoint.Items have already set mind power restrictions on the bracelet in advance, and the answers you write down in a while are undisguised truths~~~ Hehehehe... When the last level is reached, the system will combine the answer sheets answered by both of you. The questions and answers are printed out verbatim, and handed over to both parties~~~~ Jie Jie Jie...]

However, the two who have already started to walk towards the first level have no idea of ​​the deep meaning behind this game... (Waka...)

NC Small Theater:

Broken Moon: Mr. Lieber, why did you choose to go this way with your ex-girlfriend?

Lieber: ... At that time, I was still young and ignorant. I had just become a prison warden and had a beautiful relic hunter as my girlfriend. I was full of vigor and youthfulness... (100 words of self-description are omitted below)...

Broken Moon: Khan...

Lieber: One day, she said that she found an ancient emotional test in a document that is said to be an unavoidable accident between sweet lovers... I made a little change according to her request and made a new mechanism of the cheap well tower... ( The 200-word description of Mr. Lieber’s self-praise, brilliance, martial arts, ingenuity, etc. is omitted here)...

Broken Moon: ...

Lieber: It was a tragic day... When we walked through the last hurdle together... She said calmly—let's break up...

Broken Moon: ...Please let me be sad...

Broken Moon: Adhering to the principles of fairness, impartiality and openness, I solemnly announce that the winner of the "hundredth message" is——Forgotten flame student!

Audience: Applause...

Broken Moon: Forgotten Flame can get the right to nominate a side story once—whether it’s Apple-controlled Nailhead Kitten Guo or Hedgehog Guo, as long as it’s a character that officially appears in this article, you can name his side story~~!Even Dongba Uncle Dou Mian Ren Secretary and Mr. Yu Jing are all fine! ~(≧▽≦)/~Please indicate in the message the candidate you want.Please respond to your request as soon as possible. If there is no reply within 5 days, I will leave a message to the 101st person.

Audience: Okay...

Broken Moon: Other students, don't be discouraged, the "200th Message" award is waiting for you~~!

Audience: Actually, you just want to leave a message, right?

Broken Moon covered her face: I hate it~~It’s not~~

Audience: ... -_-|||