Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

"The result is like this! It's not what I want to have this result! Don't even think about it! No one wants me to change my decision! You say it's different from the review regulations? What's the difference? Didn't I agree at the beginning, it's just me Is it qualified to say [delicious]?"

Men Qi yelled at the Dou Mian man on the other end of the phone full of gunpowder.Buhara originally wanted to say something fair for the Dou Mian people, but was roared back by Men Qi's super invincible lion...

"...In short, my decision cannot be changed! For the cooking questions in the second half of the exam, one person will pass!" As soon as the words finished, Men Qi cut off the phone line.

Hearing this result, the examinees became agitated.

I couldn't help but move a few steps towards the warehouse door—although the candidates can read only two of the three best, but for me, whose force value and actual combat experience are infinitely close to zero, one thing more is worse than one thing less—36 count first It is better to hide.

Xiaojie and Qiya stood beside me, one on the left and one on the right.Seeing my movement, Qi Ya just glared at me lazily with cat eyes, but Xiaojie held my hand: "Sister Xiaoxin, what should I do? You are the only one who passed the level!"

I looked down at Xiaojie's big innocent eyes, and then looked up at the examinees who were stimulated by this sentence and turned their resentment from Men Qi to me—I couldn't escape now.

Xiaojie, did you really not mean it? -_-|||

Showing a bright smile like spring rain, he raised his board: "It doesn't matter, I believe that this beautiful and lovely examiner will definitely give us a satisfactory answer in accordance with the principle of being fair and just as open as possible."

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the hostility of all the candidates once again went to the beauty of Men Qi.

Phew...it scared me to death.

Although doing so dispels the candidates' hostility towards me and saves me the trouble of getting troubled because of this test, it's really not my strong point to put on a talk show without going through rehearsal... My little heart is pounding Pounding...

Xiaojie~~You are so mean~~!

[Pang! ] with a loud bang, the upright candidate No. 255 defied the power to raise an objection—then he was knocked into the air by Buhara with a standard Tathagata palm—he was flying, spinning, and his posture was very graceful—overwhelmed by surprise The heads of the examinees passed through the glass windows of the warehouse, and he continued to fly freely toward the forest and the boundless grass—I bet his huge body has never been as light as this moment!

The gentle grassland in the Biscayne forest shyly opened its chest to candidate No. 255, half-pushed and half-heartedly accepted the man who fell into his arms...the two had been lingering for a long time, and they were passionately rubbing behind their backs. Candidate No. 255 trembled from the direct sensation of the flesh—he opened his mouth wide, rolled his eyes, with an expression of about to ascend to heaven—finally he was completely lost in this extremely intense friction, lost Consciousness (he just landed on his back, slid to a stop on the grass, passed out from the pain...).

"Buhara, who taught you to be troublesome!" Men Qi flashed four sharp kitchen knives in dissatisfaction, and glanced coldly at Buhara behind her.

"I have to. If I didn't make a move, he would have been hacked to death by you." Buhara looked honest, and he couldn't tell that the powerful blow just now came from him.

I watched Men Qi spin the four kitchen knives like a whirlwind while explaining the work of a gourmet hunter, and I couldn't help falling into a state of distraction: ah!These four kitchen knives are all realized.So Men Qi is from the Realization Department?No wonder I'm a little nervous... Ah!I'm also part of the materialization department...so...I'm actually a reasonable, go my own way, occasionally neurotic...individualist (o_O)??

"You're right!!" A loud shout came from the sky, which startled me a lot.

"—But it's not unreasonable to have only one candidate pass the test, right?"

囧—It turned out that Nitro, the old fox, was responding to Menqi’s statement just now—I thought who could read minds and agree with “I am an individualist who likes to be reasonable, do my own way and occasionally be neurotic”...it scared me to death ...

President Nitro jumped off the airship, and the high-tooth clogs landed crisply.

Candidates who respect the old and love the young expressed concern about Nitero’s calcium-deficient old bones, but I only value the pair of high-toothed wooden clogs under his feet—it hasn’t broken from such a high place, it’s a millennium Made of iron wood, right?Is there such a thing as thousand-year-old iron wood in the hunter world?Forget it, God Fujian has much more good things in his mind than Doraemon's treasure bag... I really want a treasure bag... Why didn't I think of realizing a treasure bag at the beginning? Where's the bag?Instead, it materializes a small cart... What an idiot I am (>_<)!

"Boiled eggs!"

What people are talking about is an idiot, you're the one who boiled eggs for nothing... Ah, it turned out that Men Qi was re-proposing the question... (You're so distracted...)

Taking the airship dedicated to the president of the Hunter Association, 71 people including me came to the cliff where the grape spider lives.

"Don't worry, it's just a very deep river below. Because of the fast flow, once it falls, it will be washed all the way into the sea." Men Qi explained while taking off her high-heeled boots: "Then, I'll take a step first!"

Amid the exclamation of all the candidates, Men Qi jumped towards the cliff, rushing down like a dragon entering the sea.

Looking at the candidates who were in doubt, President Nitero cosplayed Aunt Baidu: "There is a grape spider inhabiting the Toad Tiger Mountain, and she is going to pick the eggs of the grape spider. The grape spider protects the eggs from becoming a delicacy for land beasts." , hang the eggs in the valley with the strong spider silk. Just grab the spider silk, get an egg, climb the cliff, and return to the top..."

"Then, use this egg to make a hard-boiled egg." Men Qi continued the conversation with a smile. In just one minute, she had finished picking the egg and came back.

Watching Men Qi take out an egg covered with black spider silk from the cleavage... I am desperate for my B-cup figure... (Hey, hey, the point is not this, okay?)

"Ah, that's right!" Qi Ya said happily.

"I'm just waiting for this!" Xiaojie was also very happy.

"This is much simpler and easier to understand than cooking ethnic cuisine!" Leo Li was full of confidence.

"Okay, let's go!" Kurapika said vigorously.

"Remember to bring one up for me!" I raised my board and told Xiaojie.

Like dumpling, Xiaojie and the others rushed down one by one.

"Where are the others? Do you want to abstain?" Men Qi asked standing on the edge of the cliff with his hands pinched on his waist.

"Giving up is also a kind of courage! The Hunter Test is not only held this year." Nitro twirled his beard with a smile.

I think if he travels through time, he can get closer to Dumbledore. The president of the Strengthening Department and the old headmaster of the Lion Academy must have a common language. No matter in that world, they sacrificed their lives for justice...

I stared intently at Netero's snow-white beard... Well, the habit of growing a beard is the same... I don't know if Netero's beard looks good with a bow...

Maybe it was because my gaze was too enthusiastic, Nitro comforted me with a smile: "Don't worry, once you pass the review, you won't be disqualified."

Smiling and holding up the board: "Really? That's great, but I just think your mustache might go well with a powder blue bow..."

"Hehehehe...really? I'll think about it." President Netero smiled happily.

Continue to raise the board: "Excuse me, do you like lemon ice cream?"

"This is a secret~~hehehe..." President Netero twisted his beard and smiled.

(Shattered Moon: Earth is too dangerous! I want to go back to Mars!)

Xiaojie really brought me a grape spider egg.Remove the entangled spider silk and the egg membrane inside, and the boiled egg white and yolk inside are no different from eggs and duck eggs.

I thought the freshly boiled eggs were too hot, so I left them alone and didn't eat them right away.

"Okay...it's delicious!" Hanzo's eyes almost popped out. "The taste is not only mellow, but also melts in the mouth. It's incomparable to ordinary eggs!"

Hanzo's bald head emitted a dazzling seven-color holy light, and countless angels seemed to materialize around him, fluttering their little wings and singing praises together, and the gate of the kingdom of heaven slowly opened in the sea of ​​clouds amidst the singing...

The snake charmer's expression was distorted as if he had been poisoned with a powerful hallucinogen, and he led thousands of poisonous snakes to dance to Bharat in a passionate courtship to Flamingo.

Dongba turned into a Sailor Moon in an instant and shouted at the nail-studded Jila Kuta: "I want to represent the moon! Punish, punish, you, yo~~!" At the same time, she also gave a wink and a kiss .

The black hunter of No. 384 muttered to himself with tears streaming down his face: "Today, a small step for the grape spider's boiled eggs is a giant leap for the non-staple food processing industry..."

The three brothers of Amory and the rock climber of No. 86 hold hands and play the role of the four little swans...

For a while, a group of demons danced wildly, and the scene was in chaos...

Looking at the steaming boiled egg in my hand, I held up the board in doubt: "Does grape spider eggs have hallucinogenic effects?"

Men Qi smiled proudly: "No, it's just that they unconsciously externalize their psychological feelings in order to show the deliciousness of the food."

Sweat... When did the manga of young fighting blood become funny and weird gourmet manga! !Sanji-san will cry, cry, cry!

In the second round of the test, a total of 43 people passed Men Qi's cooking.

NC Small Theater:

Bean-faced Man: After returning from Toad Tiger Mountain that day, the president became very strange.

Menqi: What's wrong?He didn't eat grape spider eggs that day!

Dou Mian Man: Even so, it's really weird.

The two secretly peeked in through the crack in the door of the president's office.

I saw Nitro sitting on an office chair, and the desk in front of him was covered with bows of all kinds: those with blue dots on pink foundation, those with pink blue twill, those with pink blue waves... Silk, cotton, satin yes, blended, velvet...

Netero stroked his snow-white beard, picked up a bow tie in one hand and tried it out: "Which one suits you better?"

Dou Mianren: Recently, I have become more and more troubled. Two more fixed items have been added to the chairman's personal expenditure.

Bharat: Huh?Isn't it possible to report to the association for reimbursement?

Bean-faced Man: But the Minister of Finance said that the reason this time was too far-fetched, and she refused to believe that this is really what the president wants to use.

Buhara probed and looked at the "Hunter Association President's Personal Financial Expenditure Fixed Items List".

The newly added two lines crossed with a red pen are very eye-catching: "Purchasing expenditures for various girly bow ties" & "Purchasing expenditures for large quantities of lemon ice cream".

"..."-_-|||

At this moment, Nitero: "Lemon ice cream is really delicious, please double the amount of ice cream next month..."

Jila Kuta stopped the sober Dongba: click, click, click, click... (Sorry, I refuse your "punishment".)

Dongba's face was full of cold sweat: Misunderstanding!What a misunderstanding!

Behind Jila Kuta, Hisoka shuffled cards in the distance and let out a distorted laugh...