Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

The ginger soup was ready, and Leorio woke up.I casually applied medicine to the wound on Leorio's face, and I looked at the big clock hanging on the top of the warehouse every once in a while.

At five minutes to twelve, Xiaojie and the others finally caught up.I left Leorio in the care of Kurapika, reached out and grabbed Xiaojie's head and ruthlessly ravaged him.He viciously twisted Xiaojie's bun face at will, it's abominable!hateful!Don't dare to let my aunt worry about me~~~! !hum~~~! !

Xiaojie opened his innocent eyes wide and asked inarticulately: "Aoyin is also... eh, tsk, eh?" (Translation: Sister Xiaoxin...what's wrong with you?)

Smilingly, he let go of the evil hands on Xiaojie's face, and pressed hard on the hedgehog's head without giving up, and raised the board: "It's okay! I'm just very angry that Xiaojie rushed out without even saying hello, it's very dangerous. My sister is very worried about you!"

"Four ah four ah! Bite Jie, Sister Wai Bite just now looked pale!" (Translation: Yes, yes! Xiaojie, Miss Wei has been turning pale just now!) Leo whose face was swollen bigger than a steamed bun Li also tried his best to speak for me.

Twisted and raised the board: "Mr. Leorie, I'm not Miss Weird!"

"I'm sorry! Sister Xiaoxin! I made you worry!" Xiaojie immediately apologized sincerely to me, but he didn't promise that he wouldn't do it again in the future... This natural black belly!

snort!Don't think that you can pass the test easily just by showing the golden signature smile of Fulishi family!Apologies are useful, what do you want a hunter to do! ?Look at the way you smile heartlessly!Didn't I just knock you on the head?I didn't say I forgive you!I didn't say it (then you rub him after knocking, the body language full of maternal brilliance has already exposed your heart)!I really didn't say it (...the dead duck has a hard mouth)!

"Hey (∩_∩)! Sister Xiaoxin is the best!"

Don't hold my arm and dangle!You are Xiaojie not a puppy!hateful!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!Hug~~! ~~o(>_<)o~~ The Fulishi family is naturally black-bellied, black-bellied, bastard!

The big clock on the wall had just pointed to twelve o'clock noon, and the door of the warehouse opened silently.

Buhara Buddha sat behind the petite Menqi, and the strange sound of gurgling directly stimulated my eardrums.Even I couldn't help being a little hungry. It must be very painful for Buhara to be hungry all day, right?

Hearing that the exam question was cooking, all the examinees made a commotion, and Leorio muttered softly: "Pfft! I've never cooked cooking in my life!" Even Kurapika, who was rational and calm, complained: "There is no such thing as an exam. of?"

Xiaojie is calm, after all, I used to be asked to make some simple grilled fish and the like (Xiaojie...you are so pitiful...).I already knew the exam questions so I was completely unmoved.

"The menu I want is-roasted whole pig! My favorite food!" Buhara's eyes lit up, and his saliva faltered: "As long as it is a pig in the forest park, any type is fine! Alright! The second exam --Start now!!"

With a deafening voice like an admiral, Buhara ordered the examinees to move out and rush to the depths of the forest.

The first half of the second test, "Bukhara's Menu".Number of participants - 148 people.

Speechlessly looking at the cannon fodder candidates who were knocked into the sky by the tyrannical big-nosed wild pig, I simply raised the pot and slammed down.

Well, the prey is in hand.

But... the iron pot is completely scrapped

Looking at the rampant pigs, and looking at Xiaojie and the others who are enjoying themselves while avoiding the pigs... I seem to understand the attraction of the hunter profession.

The endless curiosity, the fearless spirit of adventure, the life-and-death duel, the profession that is willing to bet his life - hunter - is so attractive.The teenagers raised by Whale Island, Whale Island endowed them with character and strength, but could not give them a life without regrets.Even I don't want to stay on the comfortable Whale Island for too long, so how can I hold these dream-seeking teenagers who are going forward?

Well~ Well~ Really, I'm not a person in his [-]s or [-]s, what the hell am I feeling?The firepower of the alcohol stove is too low, so Xiaojie went to get firewood to light the fire.Leorio skillfully took out a scalpel to dissect the pig's internal organs.Kurapika murmured while blanching pig hair: "In the process of raw pork before heating, hair removal is a very critical step..." Hmm... how harmonious this world is... hope the sky... (just you are there be lazy!)

Sitting by the fire, looking at the pork that was gradually roasting and dripping with oil, I plunged into Xiaojie's arms, twisting and lifting the board: "Xiaojie~~~ I'm so hungry~~ Give me another roast Let’s eat~~~" (...twisting -_-|||I can’t stand it anymore...)

"Sister Xiaoxin..." Xiaojie was a little embarrassed.

"No, we have to hurry up, no matter how big the examiner is, the amount of food is limited!" Kurapika explained with a businesslike expression.

After receiving my mournful stare attack, Kurapika added with a smile, "Come back after handing in the exam and let's eat together."

"Hmm! Sister Xiaoxin, I still have an apple here, you should eat it first!"

Huh...Xiaojie...you are such a filial child...my sister didn't love you for nothing..._

I quickly finished eating the apple (for fear of attracting a certain apple-controller BT uncle), took out a handkerchief to wipe my mouth, and took out a delicate water bottle from my bag, unscrewed it, took a sip of ginger soup, then screwed it back on, He took out a checkered picnic tablecloth and laid it on the ground, and then took out a large bag of snacks and snacks—well, it was not broken—and distributed them to several others.

Kurapika and Leorio's collective black line, -_-|||How many things do you have in your luggage!

Smiling and raising the board: "You chat first, naturally you are calling me." Then he got up and walked away happily.

"Xiaojie? What does your sister mean?" Leorie asked with a swollen face, desperately stuffing snacks into his mouth.

"Oh, she said she was going to poop in the forest." Xiaojie replied very readily, with a heartless and bright smile on his face.

O(╯□╰)o Leorio and Kurapika both lost their appetite...

I am not actually answering the call of nature when I am hiding in a bush.

Buhara said that this exam is just to get rid of some more people, and the real purpose is not to test the school's cooking skills-so, it doesn't matter what the taste is.That is to say——as long as the pig is roasted and handed over to him... huh... (Suiyue: Why do you want to laugh like Hisoka? Xiaoxin: It’s just to create an atmosphere! Suiyue: Actually it’s you Still in the state of being frightened by Hisoka) Uh-huh...

With a sinister face, I took out ginger soup, Mrs. X’s spicy beef sauce, mustard oil, and chocolate-flavored mayonnaise from the bag...all poured into a bowl and stirred with chopsticks—New Fulis brand secret barbecue sauce The juice is done!Hmm, the color...much like...poop?Forget it, never mind, it’s not me who eats anyway.

hum!Buhara, let me be so hungry that I can't eat roast pig!Let you eat first!Eat you to death (Broken Moon: Are you a three-year-old child? You still vent your anger. Xiaoxin pulls out the materialized frying pan with a gloomy expression. Broken Moon: Forget it, we should understand the feelings of hungry people...) !

While a certain child was hiding in the bushes with a distorted face, Buhara, who was flirting with Menqi (?) suddenly felt a chill down his spine: Ah... I am really hungry, I must eat more later little bit.

When they saw me return to the fire with the exclusive and secret poo-colored barbecue sauce with some other ingredients (commercial secrets, declined to disclose), the faces of Leorio and Kurapika instantly changed from pure white For elegant purple.

When I saw me smilingly spreading the barbecue sauce in the bowl evenly on the roasted whole pig, the expressions on the faces of the two of them could no longer be described by the vocabulary of Hunter World...

When I saw Buhara eating my special roasted whole pig with a smile on his face, and just twitched the corner of his mouth, he continued to smile and said: "Well, it's delicious!" The understanding of sentiment suddenly rose to a whole new level - the two were deeply shocked by this profound comprehension, and sneered at those superficial candidates who just lamented Buhara's amazing appetite.

The first half of the second exam—review of roasted whole pig dishes—71 candidates passed.

I saw that Buhara had eaten all the roasted pigs and still didn't have any abnormal reactions, and I was very disappointed in my heart-damn it!I failed... Sure enough, you can't underestimate the gastrointestinal function of a gourmet hunter... While thinking about it in my heart, I casually listened to Menqi's announcement of the content of the second half of the exam-sushi; I didn't know this little prank What a profound influence it had on Leorio and Kurapika...

It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate...

NC Small Theater:

Broken Moon: Mr. Buhara, please talk about your impressions on tasting the exclusive secret barbecue sauce of New Fulis.

Buhara: Actually...it's nothing...Compared to those roasted whole pigs that don't even process the internal organs, don't have any seasoning, the pig hair always sticks to the throat, some parts are burnt and some parts are raw...at least eat This pig made me eat three more pigs to taste - breaking my previous record.I am very grateful to Candidate 406.

Broken Moon touched tears of sympathy: You are really dedicated!So as the examiner of this exam, do you have anything else to say?

Buhara: I hope the Hunter Association will quickly reimburse me for my stomach medicine... (TT)

Broken Moon: You really endure hardships and stand hard work silently. What you eat is grass and milk...