Qing Leng Xianzun is always ready to run

Yue Qianqiu returned to Qingyan Peak and brought back a piece of good news—meat tonight!

The disciples who could swallow their saliva when they saw passing ants couldn’t believe it at first when they heard this sentence, but then the [-] delicious roast chickens sent up by the Jiujiu Inn at the foot of the mountain moved the disciples to tears immediately. .

The smell of roast chicken and meat is not the soft taste of tofu, not the bitter taste of green vegetables, nor the smelly smell of radish, it is meat!It's meat!It is the meat poured with oil and smeared with garlic, and the skin is roasted until it is browned and crispy!

Seeing the disciples in front of him like hungry wolves rushing for food, Yue Qianqiu felt a burst of sadness: "I didn't care about things in the past two years, and the canteen of our Qingyan Peak was taken away by others. When you buy ingredients, tell Master what you want to eat and drink, even if Master opened his own small treasury, he will get it for you!"

My Qingyan Peak disciples have become like this, how hungry should their little fellows of Yueqiong Peak be? They say they are vegetarians and want to promote vegetarianism. 3000 taels for grocery shopping.

But Yue Qianqiu might not have imagined that Yue Qiongfeng's disciples had a much better life than them.

After all, there is such a master who teaches by example, and the disciples under Yueqiong Peak are all talents. When they go down the mountain, they use the name of a small sect to swindle and cheat in the name of killing demons and demons. The money they earn eats ten eggs a day Roast chicken is enough.

Of course, this is all for later, seeing the disciples all red-eyed, Yue Qianqiu took out five taels of silver from his bosom and asked the owner of Jiujiu Inn to bring up another fifty roast chickens.

To be honest, the chicken in ancient times is not as fresh and tender as the modern chicken, and it tastes a bit dry/woody, but I can’t stand it. The disciples haven’t smelled the meat for several years, even the lotus leaves wrapped in the chicken were eaten by the disciples. .

Qin Xiaocui stood aside, feeling quite emotional: "It's too difficult, if the principal of my high school cafeteria doesn't give us meat, we can tear down the principal's office, or the ancients can endure it for decades. "

"You, the culprit, have the face to say it?" Yue Qianqiu turned to look at Qin Xiaocui: "Didn't you set this setting? Are you the god of this world?"

Qin Xiaocui shook her head and said, "I didn't set it to such a specific point." She frowned and said, "It seems that there is some deviation from my original plot. There are no such small details in my settings. You only need wormwood That's it, it's easy."

"No, it's not simple." Yue Qianqiu said: "I don't think it's a simple matter, what's the plot behind it?" Before the plan of educational psychology, there is no spoiler, but I see that you, the original author, are here, and there is no need to double/take a second degree in education, so I can ask you directly."

"I can't say it." Qin Xiaocui said: "The following content violates the youth model, do you want me to be struck by lightning? Brother."

...

"Then compare the number with me and let me know how heavy it is."

Qin Xiaocui opened her hands and compared two fives.

"Ten people?" Yue Qianqiu trembled: "Do beautiful girls have such strange hobbies?"

"No." Qin Xiaocui shook her head and said, "It's a hundred people, bro, do you know what a wall [beep——]? The title of that chapter is 'Master who is [beep——] shared by all disciples of the school."

"Your voice is blocked." Yue Qianqiu gave Qin Xiaocui a branch and said to her, "Write it down."

Just as Qin Xiaocui wrote a word on the wall, a mosaic appeared on the ground, leaving Yue Qianqiu speechless.

"Since it is in the youth mode, the plot will definitely not develop as you wrote. We are here the magically revised "Qing Leng Xianzun's Difficult to Remember." Yue Qianqiu covered his head: "It's so painful, I'm the kind of TV drama People who must read the ending first, tell me now that they can’t spoil it, it’s worse than killing me.”

"Brother, don't worry—" Xiaocui stepped forward and patted Yue Qianqiu on the shoulder and said, "Although the development mode of the plot is different, I remember the order in which the characters appeared. Afterwards, he returned to the sect in a daze, and after that, the young master of the Chasing Wind Sect appeared on the stage."

...

"Did you just say something terrible?"

Xiaocui blinked and said, "That's right, Bai Wusi is an undercover agent in the demon world, I set it up."

"Xiao Cui——!"

Logically speaking, a character like Bai Wusi who has just appeared on the stage must go through a hundred thousand words of tempering. After entangled with the protagonist to the death, his identity can be exposed, and he will never see the protagonist again.

but!However, beside him is Qin Xiaocui, the creator of Qing Leng Xianzun's universe, so even if the plot is changed by magic, even if there is no foreshadowing bonus of [-] words, the basic setting of the characters will still not change.

Now that it is as Xiaocui set it, then the reason for Bai Wusi's corruption and abuse of his disciples can be found - his heart is not in the Taoism at all.

"Brother, listen carefully. My setting for Bai Wusi is that the white-feathered crow disguises himself as a human being, and chooses to hurt you and imprison you because of his admiration for your appearance. He built a golden cage for you." Xiao Cui said: "But Because of the teenage model, the plot that hurts you turns into cheating you of money."

"All right," Yue Qianqiu said with a sigh, "I'd rather be cheated out of money."

Yue Qianqiu stood up and asked Qin Xiaocui: "The young master of the Chasing Wind Sect tells me about it."

"Your Licking Dog No. [-], named Song Chunhan, is a righteous young man, handsome boy with eight-pack abdominal muscles and a high ponytail. You happened to take some medicine on the way back to Qingyan Peak in a daze, and then you took his Put on [beep——] body, then put on clothes and run, he chased all the way to Qingyan Peak, he asked you to be responsible for him, let you give birth to their Song family heir." Xiao Cui rubbed her chin, said with a smile: "I don't know what it will change into."

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Yue Qianqiu's ears sensitively caught the movement of the door, and he knew that someone had come to the door.

Yue Qianqiu looked at Xiao Cui, and Xiao Cui gave him a push: "Come on, go out and see your licking dog No. [-]."

Yue Qianqiu had no choice but to go out, and as soon as he went out, he saw a routine young man with a high ponytail holding a sword, and looked at him with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"You are Song Chunhan."

Yue Qianqiu stared at Song Chunhan below from above, not knowing how the plot would develop, but since this is a licking dog, it doesn't matter if you give him some face, right?

"Are you the master of the immortal sect?" Song Chunhan said with a cold smile, "In my eyes, it's nothing more than that."

Is this another way of licking a dog to get the attention of the person being licked?Yue Qianqiu still had a cold face, and asked: "What's the matter at the door?"

"Hand over Mu Chenxue, and spare your life!" Song Chunhan pointed his sword at Yue Qianqiu and said slowly.

??

Isn't Song Chunhan his licking dog who has gone through thousands of years?It's none of his disciple's business?

"This bastard kicked my wine bowl on the way."

This--

It seems that his good apprentice got into trouble and kicked someone else's wine bowl. It was indeed wrong and he should apologize.

Yue Qianqiu coughed lightly and said: "It's my disciple's fault, I apologize to you on his behalf."

"Apologize?" Song Chunhan smiled coldly: "Do I need your apology? After kicking over my wine bowl, your disciple Mu Shenxue recognized me as a beggar and threw two copper coins to me on the ground! Let him go Come out and give me a good beating! Otherwise, I will never forgive him for such rude behavior!"

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The author has something to say:

All misunderstandings are for the sake of being funny, the main cp will not have a love story with others

Extra:

Mu Chenxue felt that she had been in bad luck recently.

Master was not around for the past two days, so he sneaked home to ask for some money and some delicious food. On the way back to the sect, he accidentally kicked down a wine bowl that looked like a beggar.

Mu Chenxue felt that she had a kind heart, so she kindly threw two copper coins to the beggar on the side of the road. Who would have thought that the beggar would raise his eyes and ask him, "What's your name?"

"Twilight Snow."

Just when Mu Chenxue thought that the beggar was going to call him Mu Bodhisattva, the beggar got up, drew his sword, and started chasing and killing him.

The man said to him every word: "I am not a beggar!"