Qing Leng Xianzun is always ready to run

The two brothers and sisters stared at each other, relatively speechless.

After a long time, Xiao Cui asked weakly, "Brother, I have time-traveled, what about the college entrance examination?"

"College entrance exam?" Yue Qianqiu became annoyed when he heard it: "You have the face to pass the exam? Write such nonsense, you still have the mood for the college entrance examination?"

"Why not?" Xiao Cui said with a grin, "When I was under a lot of pressure, I would write 'the immortal master who was slapped by the whole sect', 'the cold and cold immortal master who was reduced to OO', and 'the immortal master who was brutally raped by the big disciple', and wrote After finishing the five thousand words, the whole person is refreshed."

Listen to this harsh title, can a normal person write it?With cold sweat dripping from Yue Qianqiu's forehead, he asked Qin Xiaocui: "Tell me, besides me, did you write about other people being OO?"

Xiaocui shook her head honestly and said, "That's right, I'm under control, and I like to write Zong Shouwen."

After Yue Qianqiu heard it, his face turned pale. With so many plays, even the youth mode is difficult to change. I heard that there is a plot that will change the OO demon into violent beating. Doesn’t that mean 'being OO'ed by the whole sect? Did the immortal master 'become' the master who was beaten up by the whole sect?

It's scary to be beaten, okay?

Xiaocui didn't notice her brother's pale face at all, and continued to shake her head and said, "Forget it, I've come here, I can't really commit suicide and go back. Fortunately, the world here is a green world with a youth model. Brother, you don't have to worry about being killed." What's the matter?"

Yue Qianqiu sat next to Xiaocui, and looked at her helplessly: "Tell me about the specific setting of your book?"

"Settings?" Xiaocui shook her head and said, "Youth mode has changed all the settings here. You just started, you should have been drugged by something, and then you were given something by the soldiers on the road."

"You really have a strong taste."

Xiaocui waved her hand and said, "Small scene, there was such a thing as love between humans and animals, but it came in before the writing started."

"So what should we do?" Yue Qianqiu seemed a little anxious, he covered his face and said, "I'm going to hand in the opening report at the beginning of school!"

"Brother, can the opening report be solved in this world?"

"No, Xiao Cui." Yue Qianqiu said to Xiao Cui: "Brother, let me ask you, can you tell the difference between public goods and public services?"

"No." Xiao Cui replied bluntly, "But brother, you will never be able to recite the relationship between consciousness and matter."

Xiaocui straightened up and shook her body and said, "Don't worry, except for some special chapters, all the men you meet are your licking dogs, and because of the blessing of the youth mode, other men can't do anything to you, So, brother, you are lucky."

She pointed to Mu Shenxue outside and said, "Well, Licking Dog No. [-]."

"This licking dog is for you, do you want it?"

"No." Xiaocui said bluntly: "Brother, although the settings have changed slightly, but, brother, now you are the master, you have the responsibility to take good care of this big family, don't let the apprentice Who among them has been blackened."

"Who will be blackened?"

Xiao Cui shook her head and said, "I haven't written that far yet. The Licking Dog No. [-] who is going to be blackened hasn't appeared yet. I haven't thought about the name yet. In the outline, I wrote Xiao Jiu."

Qin Xiaocui is obviously much more optimistic than Yue Qianqiu, she said with great ambition: "Since the world has opened the youth mode, then I can only change my past and write a brand new Qingshui novel with a brand new Xiao Cui! Brother, you Let's go, I'm going to create."

Xiaocui looked up at Yue Qianqiu and said, "Creation needs a safe environment." Xiaocui slowly took out a mobile phone and said, "But before that, I have to admit one thing—the mobile phone was confiscated by the teacher. Then, I went to buy a new one."

!!!

It's normal for a disobedient and rebellious girl in the second grade of high school to do such a thing, Yue Mingqiu also slowly took out an iPad and said, "This is not a coincidence."

"Without a keyboard, it's better to type on a mobile phone." Xiaocui pushed Yue Qianqiu and said, "Let's go! I don't want to see you anymore!"

Yue Qianqiu was pushed out of the room by Xiao Cui with a speechless face, the door slammed shut, Xiao Cui covered herself with a quilt, and heard a smirk coming from inside.

This phone has absolutely cached something!

But this is not the point anymore, Yue Qianqiu shook his head, raised his eyes, and looked at Mu Shenxue who was hiding behind the door.

Mu Chenxue stared at Yue Qianqiu inexplicably, not knowing what to say, but saw Yue Qianqiu beckoning him to come over: "Little Ba, come here."

"Little Ba?" Mu Chenxue didn't understand why Master called him that.

Mu Chenxue came over, looking quite puzzled.

"Little Ba, where is the kitchen here?" Yue Qianqiu asked.

Mu Chenxue shook his head and said, "Forgive me for being stupid and ignorant." Their Qingyan Peak's cafeteria was outsourced, and Mu Shenxue didn't know where the kitchen was. He was just a monk who would eat on time.

Mu Chenxue has several sets of template answers to deal with his master——

"The disciple is dull"

"The Disciple Knows"

"Master is wise"

"Disciples dare not disobey Master"

"The teachings of the master, the disciples will remember them in their hearts, and dare not forget them for a moment"

Whenever the master asked him a question, but he didn't want to answer it, he would pick one from the answer template library that could match the answer.

As an immortal cultivator, he is very skilled.

But apart from answering the template routine, Mu Chenxue did have one more thing that he didn't quite understand—why did Yue Qianqiu call him Xiao Ba?

Mu Chenxue really didn't understand, so she could only ask Yue Qianqiu: "I don't understand something, why did Master call me Xiao Ba?"

Yue Qianqiu patted his head, and said nonsense, "Because your hairstyle is parted in the middle, so you look like eight." He thought to himself, you can't really say that you are number eight.

...

Mu Chenxue really doesn't like the nickname Xiaoba, it sounds like a puppy.

So on the second day, Mu Chenxue combed her bangs up.

Ever since the master of Qingyan Peak failed to compete for the head of the sect, Yue Qianqiu has become much gentler in the eyes of his disciples. He no longer just shows up every Mid-Autumn Festival Eve as a cold routine, but will personally go to the martial arts field to guide his disciples to practice. sword.

In the past, Yue Qianqiu said that he was a hands-off shopkeeper. In the eyes of some disciples, he was simply a stranger with the title of master. It would be good if he could remember what he looked like. Rely on self-study, thirdly rely on advice from senior brothers and sisters, and don't even think about any master's guidance.

But now, Yue Qianqiu showed up on time at the martial arts training ground every morning at sunrise, hand in hand to guide his disciples to practice martial arts, and was still chanting some progress bar in his mouth nervously.

Although it is good to be able to get the guidance of the master, but the nervous appearance of the master is really hard not to think about it.

Rumors circulated among the disciples that Yue Qianqiu's head hit Luoxiantai, and his whole body was turned away. Of course, only two people know the real situation.

One is Senior Sister Wang Qiang, and the other is Senior Brother Mu Chenxue.

Mu Shenxue is a young man with no big ambitions, but his brain is brighter than anyone else.

In order to catch fish, Mu Chenxue has developed a good habit of observing people, such as when the master goes to bed, when he plays the piano, and when he retreats to comprehend the way of heaven, he can clearly feel it.When the time came, Yue Qianqiu was ready to rest, and it was also the time for Mu Shenxue to fish.

Two years ago, Mu Shenxue had observed Yue Qianqiu and already mastered all his living habits within a month, causing him to develop a good habit of fishing in the future, but Yue Qianqiu who came back a few days ago, his The living habits are quite different from what Mu Chenxue observed before, which made Mu Chenxue feel nervous even when fishing, afraid of being caught.

Although it is not impossible to change living habits, it is almost impossible for such a dramatic change to occur in a short period of time

——This is impossible even if the head is smashed.

Mu Chenxue quickly thought of the miscellaneous book he read when he was fishing, "I was reincarnated as a weed in the human world and became the leader of the demon world. I was the former beauty and the devil. The white moonlight is also the green tea man who wrote the exquisite female rebirth of the monster race." Compatible with the world's cold master's husband-chasing crematorium: Chapter [-]: The number one beautiful woman in the devil world falls in love with me".

This kind of miscellaneous book with elements piled up, in which the concepts of rebirth and taking home are explained in detail.

Mu Chenxue pinched her chin, thoughtfully, and thought: Could it be that the core of the master has been replaced?He was still a little envious, why wasn't Mu Chenxue the protagonist of rebirth, reincarnation, an infatuated beauty falling in love with him and other elements!

According to the sect's regulations, Mu Chenxue should report to his superiors and ask people from the main peak of Mingxia Mountain to investigate.But here is an example of Mingxia Mountain flying with Yujian for at least three days and three nights. Mu Chenxue is really lazy, she doesn't want to fly or move, and she doesn't want to report.

After all, the report needs to write about [-] words, detailing the reasons and results, and citing more than [-] documents. Who has the energy to do these things?

What's more, there is nothing wrong with the master who has changed the core.He neither killed nor set fire, but stayed in Qingyan Peak to guide his disciples wholeheartedly, and taught him all the martial arts he knew. It is impossible for the original master to be as considerate and meticulous as the fake master.

On the contrary, Mu Chenxue has no feelings for the original Yue Qianqiu. The original Yue Qianqiu is like a beautiful clay puppet, who doesn't like to talk or move. I have to stand for several hours, my feet are sore.

Thinking of this, Mu Chenxue strengthened her determination not to report. No one would like a person with a gloomy face all day long. The smiling master is much better than the original gloomy face.

Even if this master likes to call him Xiaoba, he can bear it.

"Little Ba, come here, Master has stewed rock sugar pears for you, how about you come and taste it?" Yue Qianqiu smiled and called Mu Chenxue over, took out a plate of rock sugar pears from the steamer, and blew twice , put it in front of Mu Shenxue: "I heard that you like sweets, so I specially made it for you."

Mu Chenxue took a sip and felt that the taste was so sweet that he guessed in his heart that the master was getting old and his hands were shaking when he added the sugar.

Out of the principle of respecting the teacher, Mu Chenxue still said to Yue Qianqiu: "Master's craftsmanship has improved more and more." He continued to smile gently and said: "I am so lucky to be able to eat Master's Rock candy pears, why don't you save some for Junior Sister Wang Qiang so that she can also taste Master's craftsmanship."

To tell the truth, it was because he was tired of eating too much rock candy pears. He didn't want to eat it, so he could only politely push this stuff to others. Who would have thought about it for a long time but said: "Xiaocui quit sugar to lose weight, she doesn't eat it, you Eat, Xiao Ba, you eat."

Mu Chenxue looked at the seven or eight limp pear heads, feeling apprehensive.

Do you really want to eat it?

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The author has something to say:

There is a reason why Mu Chenxue doesn't like the original master here!It's not because of the funny reason, but because of the main plot!It will be revealed later!Don't scold Ashue!

Qin Xiaocui is still Senior Sister Wang Qiang in the eyes of others

Why is it called Xiaoba, because of dog licking No. [-], of course Mu Shenxue has been removed from the crumb system

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small theater:

There are so many rules in the Taoist sect.

For example, if there is a harmful ghost at the foot of Qingyan Peak, the disciples have to report it to the senior disciples in the peak. Conduct an assessment review and decide whether to hold a meeting to discuss.

If a student wants to leapfrog the report, he must submit a dissertation of no less than [-] words, including no less than [-] literature references. He must quote classics and explain in detail why you want to leapfrog the report.

Thinking of the twenty references, Mu Shenxue felt a urge to vomit, he slipped away from class, and still want him to write articles?Don't even think about it, even if he calls Yue Qianqiu, who has changed the core, Master, he will never read twenty references and write a [-]-word leapfrog report!

Leapfrog report belike:

Summary:

According to what xxxx said xxxxx

Keywords: Seizing House, Rebirth, Qingyan Peak, Leapfrog Report

introduction:

According to what Shangguan Wuji said in the 3 years of Tiandao, the definition of the so-called seizing the house is xxxxxxxx, and Yu Baoqin mentioned in "On the Causes of the Exhaustion of Earth Qi in the Demon Realm—Taking the Junction of the Arctic Peak as an Example" that the monster seizes the house Although rare, it is not impossible xxxxxx.Mr. Fu Tong pointed out at the peak meeting (the peak meeting of Tiandao [-]) that if you want to manage the interior of Taoism well, you must abide by the following points: xxxxxxx.

Therefore, the leapfrog report is not only necessary, but also very necessary. The importance of the leapfrog report was also discussed in detail in the original Liuchen (940, [-] years of heaven) xxxxxx.This report will analyze the abnormality of Qingyan Peak from the following aspects xxxxx ([-] words omitted below)

#Things that happened in Xuanmen in those years have to be said