Qing Leng Xianzun is always ready to run

Recently, on Mingxia Mountain, female disciples launched a new trend of learning home-cooked recipes.

There are a few copies of "New Ways of Kung Pao Chicken" and "Innovative Ways of Eating Braised Eggplant" under everyone's bed.

This made Mr. Futong a little puzzled—how did these female disciples start to learn how to cook?Isn't it all inedia?

The rule of Mingxia Mountain is to stay away from the smoke and dust of the secular world. Except for some disciples who have not yet fasted the grains and still need food and drink, most of the disciples rely on cultivation and absorb the aura of the earth veins for their own use, so they can get rid of the cycle of five grains.

Could it be that the disciples looked at the disciples who had not bigu eating too deliciously, and their hearts were about to move, and they also wanted to eat something?

Mr. Fu Tong thought to himself: Forget it, it is natural for people to have the desire to eat and drink, and she doesn't have to forcefully stop them.

In addition to the so-called 'home-cooked recipes', the female disciples also learned He Laozi's "Evil Resisting Sword Technique" and "Heavenly Book Breaking Demon Strategies".

The name is very serious, Mr. Fu Tong didn't pursue it, he thought to wait for the disciples to practice for a while, and ask them about the results of their practice.

She approached a few female disciples with a pleasant face, drank a sip of tea, and asked them: "I heard that these days, you have practiced evil swordsmanship. I don't know what kind of martial arts it is? Let you work so hard."

The female disciple's face was ashen, and she stammered: "Disciple...disciple...not talented, not yet...haven't understood the evil sword technique yet."

Mr. Futong was a little strange, she continued to ask: "If it is difficult to penetrate, why do you need to practice?"

That is of course because "99 Moves of the Domineering Evil King Chasing His Wife" is wrapped under the book cover of the evil swordsmanship.

But for Mingxia Mountain, this is really an evil book. If they read such obscene/obscene things, if they are found out, they might be kicked out of Mingxia Mountain.

The disciple faltered and dared not speak out.

Mr. Fu Tong could see some clues, she frowned, and asked sharply: "What is the so-called evil sword technique!"

"Fang Xuan!" Fu Tong-jun turned his head and said to the disciple standing behind him, "Search for me all the "Evil Resisting Sword Technique" and "Home Cookbook" in their room!"

The disciple kept silent and did not dare to speak. He watched tremblingly that all the little yellow books under the bed had been searched out, feeling as if a knife was piercing his heart.

Although it is said that pornographic books may be kicked out of Mingxia Mountain if they are discovered, these pornographic books are not cheap, one penny a book, [-]% off if you buy ten copies, and a limited number of author autographs.

The disciple's heart was bleeding.

Sumeng Jianghu is the author who specializes in sex between men and women, and Xueluo Duckweed is the author who specializes in brotherhood. She managed to collect signatures on each booklet, and now they have all turned in.

Mr. Fu Tong frowned, looking at the contents of the book.

"Susu just likes the young master, and the young master is willing to love Susu for the rest of his life. After saying that, the two hug each other [Jinjiang can't write]"

"As the crown prince got older, his expression when he saw the emperor's teacher changed, from admiration to possessiveness. How can the noble and pure emperor's wife lie in the crown of the prince, how can she get rid of it? The general held the emperor's hand , said to him, "You come with me". The emperor shook his head in pain, "No, the prince was entrusted by the late emperor—". The general, the prince, and the genius doctor, everyone loves the emperor, so where does the emperor go?"

"Come back from rebirth, she is the vicious daughter of a wealthy family, so what if she is vicious? Let's see her overthrow the entire dynasty!"

"Pretty little girl hurt by her husband—"

...

This female disciple has a wide range of tastes.

Mr. Futong raised his eyes, and looked at the female disciple who was prostrate on the ground complicatedly.

Matters of love/desire should not be blocked. If people are driven out of Mingxia Mountain rashly like this, it will not only be detrimental to the unity of the already divided Mingxia Mountain, but will also arouse suspicion.

Mr. Futong coughed softly, and said: "Fortunately, I found these miscellaneous books of yours. If other elders find out, they must be dealt with by the sect."

"The disciple will destroy these miscellaneous books and ask the suzerain for forgiveness."

"No need." Fu Tongjun said with a smile: "Hide it well, don't let the elders find out."

She dragged her chin and continued: "It's fine to read, but don't be fooled by the love in the book. You really fall into the love/desire of men and women. Otherwise, you will end up like staining your clothes, ruining your reputation for hundreds of years, and going crazy all day long."

"The disciple will definitely not be like this."

Mr. Fu Tong looked at the little disciple, his face was reddish, and he seemed quite nervous.

She paused for a moment, then continued: "Don't neglect your future for the sake of love/desire. I will kill my husband and take the position, and I will never regret it. The men in the world are not as good as the ones in the book."

She said so, but there are many tastes in the world, and I still need to experience it myself. If the disciple wants to love someone, then she has to pay the price of leaving Mingxia Mountain. Mr. Futong will not stop it. This is the freedom of the disciple.

But to be honest, Mr. Fu Tong doesn't want this.

Although Su Zhanyi and Qin Xiaocuimu have made a deal, she still disagrees with people giving up their practice and getting married and having children.

She didn't pursue her disciples, but it was because Mingxia Mountain was in a critical juncture, and excessive suppression of passion/desire was really detrimental to the survival of Mingxia Mountain.

But even if she doesn't pursue it, the elders who oppose her will pursue it sooner or later.

Now her reputation is big enough to suppress the elders' objections, but if time passes and her power becomes weaker, the elders will definitely try to find fault with her.

Mr. Fu Tong covered his head, feeling some pain.

"I really don't know how these miscellaneous books became popular among disciples." Mr. Fu Tong sighed and said, "It's such a good thing to get married."

Fang Xuan, who was standing behind her, replied: "Actually, the disciples on Mingxia Mountain have been reading miscellaneous books, but some miscellaneous books are mostly for male disciples, and female disciples don't like to read them either. It's just that two writers appeared in the world recently. author, whose miscellaneous books are very popular among women."

"Who?"

"One is called Sumeng Jianghu, and the other is called Xueluo Duckweed."

"It's an elegant pseudonym." Mr. Fu Tong shook his hand and said, "Forget it, don't worry about it. Male disciples have this need. As a teacher, you should allow female disciples to have these needs."

Miscellaneous books about gore and moral depravity quickly spread in the rivers and lakes.

Meng Duckweed made full use of the advantages of Jian Xin Xin Continent, and asked Li Xiao to take the small island to station outside, and use the fairy voice to send the content of the yellow book to Li Xiao.

Does Meng Feicui specialize in romance novels, and Lang Xuesheng specializes in pure love novels, so there is a clear division of labor, each performing its duties.

According to Meng Duckweed, this is “cultural export”.

Lang Xuesheng stopped writing, and said with a smile: "Could it be that erotic novels are the so-called cultural export?"

"It's fine if you can make money." Meng Fuping said shamelessly: "The current situation in the devil world is just when a lot of money is needed, my good Axue, you continue to write, and you have to pass it to Xiaoli for printing , Our books are sold very well, ten copies are sold for one tael of silver, and five bags of rice can be exchanged."

He sat on Lang Xuesheng's lap, nudged him and said, "Axue, do you still have any inspiration? Create some inspiration without us."

Meng Duckweed felt that he was extremely great. At twelve hours a day, four hours a day in terms of human time, he patrolled the holy city, and by the way sneaked to the next door to distribute leaflets, promoting the idea of ​​a better life in the holy land and equality for all. .

At four o'clock in the evening, he exchanged inspirational experience with Lang Xuesheng, and asked him to write and sell it to readers in the world.

Four hours to go--

Meng Duckweed still has important tasks.

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The author has something to say:

Meng Duckweed: I want to play Prison Prison, Darling, can you lock me up today?

Lang Xuesheng: Wait a minute, we live in thatched huts, is this imprisoning Prey too funny?

Other people's captivity play: Chongchongshen locked the beauty, "Master, you are the one who wanted to mess with me! Don't blame me for being ruthless! From today onwards, there will be no xx immortals in the world, only my devil xx's confinement!"

Xueping's captivity play: Meng Duckweed: "Wait, don't hit it too fast, our thatched cottage is about to collapse!!!"

After the work: Kneading mud to repair the house

Common people: The Holy Lord is so gentle, I cry to death, they live in thatched huts like us!

There is no way, the Demon Realm is too poor and cannot afford to build many deep palaces

The setting is that Lang Xuesheng changed the former city lord's house into a school medical clinic, and went to live in a thatched cottage by himself.