Qing Leng Xianzun is always ready to run

Qin Zhou is now in a different dimension, and there is no sound around him, only a panel in front of him that claims to be a system, making sound mechanically.

"You have entered the world of "Qing Leng Xian Zun's Lost Difficulty", may I ask you to exit?"

He wanted to quit-

To exit, you need to upload your ID card, account book, teacher qualification certificate and other documents.

Hehe, he didn't bring it with him, so he could only watch the rogue system count down and send him into the world of "Qing Leng Xianzun's Difficult to Remember".

Qin Zhou never imagined that he would be entangled by the so-called system like the protagonist in the novel. He was just an ordinary male college student who went home for the weekend in an ordinary way and followed him in an ordinary way. His sister quarreled, but accidentally discovered the secret hidden in the iPad by his sister.

Qin Zhou stared at the screen full of unhealthy words, completely unexpected that his sister, who was in the second grade of high school and was in the top ten in the next month's exam, would write such words.

"Decompression, I'm decompression, brother, you know that our high school students are under a lot of pressure." His sister retorted in a low voice: "How about I write a play you like?"

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"That's unnecessary." Qin Zhou waved his hand and said, "I'm a warrior of pure love, and you don't get along with me."

"Brother, in fact, you don't have to be too angry. I have already screwed up this article, and I am not writing anymore." Qin Zhou's sister raised her hands and said, "Give me back the iPad."

Qin Zhou slid the iPad, nodded and said, "It's not that I can't understand you, brother, do better in the monthly exam next time—"

Before he finished speaking, a bright light burst out from the iPad, engulfing Qin Zhou.

"elder brother!--"

This was the last sentence Qin Zhou heard before he fell into a coma.

When he woke up, he was in a very strange different-dimensional space, holding an iPad in his hand, and a floating panel in front of him, playing the music of "Good Luck", which was extremely festive.

After "Good Luck" finished playing, a mechanical female voice came from the panel: "Please press 1 for Chinese service, for English service please press 2."

Qin Zhou pressed 1 without hesitation.

After a beep, the cold female voice continued to sound.

"Hello, you have entered the world of "The Passion of Qing Leng Xianzun". This system asks you to provide 24-hour customer service."

"Are you buying and selling by force?" Qin Zhou asked the system.

"This system implements the principle of voluntary buying and selling, and resolutely opposes bad business practices such as forced buying and selling." The system said.

"Well, I want to log out of the system!" Qin Zhou leaned on the panel and said viciously: "I haven't written the opening report yet! I haven't written a single word!"

Responding to Qin Zhou's words, a voice came out from the panel: "You have entered the world of "Qing Leng Xianzun's Falling Difficulties". If you want to exit, please press 5."

Nine Arabic numerals appeared on the virtual control panel, and Qin Zhou pressed 5 without hesitation.

"Very good, you have opted out of "Qing Leng Xianzun's Difficulties", please upload the front and back information of your ID card, household registration information, certificates for grades four and six, certificates for first-class Mandarin Chinese, teacher qualification certificates, and a copy of the Xuexin.com certification , the system will reply within five working days."

"Does anyone travel with an ID card? Even if they bring an ID card, will anyone bring a household registration book? Even if someone travels with a household registration book and ID card, not everyone has passed the Putonghua A-A test and a teacher qualification certificate! You are forced to buy What's the difference between selling by force." Qin Zhou roared angrily.

"Necessary procedural means, please upload the necessary files within 15 minutes, if not uploaded, the default host will enter the world of "Qing Leng Xian Zun Luo Di Di"."

"We didn't get the teacher qualification certificate." Qin Zhou covered his head in pain and said, "But I have to hand in the opening report."

The system mocked indifferently: "Heh, you don't meet the exit conditions, please continue to complete the plot. Your role is Yue Qianqiu, and you will have more choices after completing the task of "The Fall of the Leng Xianzun."

"I'm thinking that you can't get a first-level Mandarin test in this system."

A warning sound appeared on the operation interface: "Attention! The collision system will deduct life points. The original value of life is 100 points, and the collision system will deduct 99 points."

"I'm kidding!"

"You were indeed being played as fart in "Qing Leng Xian Zun's Difficult to Remember", dear."

"Kiss you——" Qin Zhou, now that he has passed through the ages, somehow tied a system and was traversed.

He looked at the 1% health bar left on the system and decided to shut up.

There was only one iPad in his hand, and he glanced at the battery——

Only 30% left!

"Hey," Yue Qianqiu asked the system: "Is there a place to charge it?"

A cold voice came from the system: "Initial prop - an iPad that will never be powered off."

It’s okay if the power doesn’t stop, Yue Qianqiu turned on the iPad, ready to see what his sister wrote

I opened the document, only to find that Chapter 1, which I can still read at home, is already full of mosaics.

"You are under the legal age for marriage, the system automatically turns on the youth mode for you."

The system's voice was so vile that Yue Qianqiu wanted to punch the system to death.

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The author has something to say:

The Xuankun mirror that captures the image of everything on the iPad is not connected to the Internet

Chapter 1 is released as a trial version to collect in advance. Although the rumors write about bisexuality, the story of this article is unisexual. The rumors are the source of inspiration, and the memes are very dense. The prequels are just for fun. The main character is male.

Quietly play a prequel "The Pain of the Begonia and Pumpkin Apprentice", I am still very stalking (the reviewer is merciful! I am playing stalking!

Hello everyone, I am a Qing Leng Xian Zun, affiliated to the second unit of the Qing Leng Xian Zun Branch of Hai O City.

I am also an intersex person, as the name suggests, I have male organs and female organs.

The gender division in our Hai O city is not based on biological sex. Even if there are [] and [], you just need to say that you are a woman in the Lily and GB texts, and you are a woman. In the article, if you say that you are a man, you are a man. It is very free to have the sex you want, but we also have a little trouble.

Don't hide it when you come to Hai O City, we are here to make money.

In our Qing Leng Xianzun universe, there has always been a legend that there are flowers and jades in Yuanshang O Yunjian and Hai O City.

As the saying goes, it's useless to read all the seas if you don't know jade like jade!That is to say, Yuru has led the atmosphere of cold and cold immortals in our sea, and more and more cold and cold immortals have followed suit.

The market has not been very good recently, and it may be that our Qing Leng Xian Zun has passed his temper. Although the Xian Zun next door has the name of Qing Leng, everyone can see that he is wearing the skin of Qing Leng Xian Zun and playing cosplay.

He came to me and complained about it: "My... []... are all... swollen... Yes! Not yet...no...people...look!"

Although I think the main problem with him not earning much lately is himself, I asked him a question very calmly: "Don't you think you have too many ellipses in every sentence lately?"

"But... this way... there are too many words... ah."

"If you talk like this, no one will watch it even if you play some heavy-mouthed scenes. No one wants to see um, huh, add an ellipsis."

He wanted to open his mouth to say a few words, but I stopped him.

"No, I don't want to listen to such negative words, your monster is looking for you, hurry up."

To tell you the truth, I want to go ashore, I've had enough of these days and nights.

One of my pumpkin apprentices also thought the same as me.

As a part-time player, he set aside one hour every day to be my 1, and the remaining ten hours are the main attack of the main attack on the studio next door, "Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Overturns the Four Realms".

You said there is another hour?Half an hour is when Hai O City is closed for rest, and there is another half an hour when my good disciple rests, eats and sleeps.

He is already overworked, which means overworked in English, if this pressure continues, my apprentice will die from overwork!

He walked towards me with a tired face, cried and said to me: "I can bear two in one night! Eight in one night! Eight! The human body structure must be considered when the script is written like this! I never want to See you twins!"

I calmly replied to him: "But I'm also double—"

"You are not! You are my mother." He threw himself into my arms and continued to cry: "You are my mother, can you just let me slow down, I want to take a rest."

The studio next door described him as the kind of devil who sees gods and kills gods, and ghosts and ghosts. In fact, he is just a baby boy who doesn't want to be a pumpkin anymore.

I feel a little pity for my apprentice.

He is so pitiful, he has to face Qing Leng Xianzun x2 every night, add a loyal dog from the devil world, add a few pillars of righteousness, some beauties from the devil world and a few cannon fodders, such a high-intensity squeeze would even make him a world-destructive demon Zun can't stand it either!

Hai O City is really too much!There is only one hour of rest time at four in the morning every day, which is equivalent to 1177, such a squeeze!Such high-intensity oppression of gourds is really too much!

I tenderly hugged my male apprentice Mabao, and said to him: "Let's change jobs, jump to promote O, where we can't even think about np!"

"But Master, you and I are not virgins, and we will be punished by heaven first when we reach Jin O."