fight for day
Chapter 23
Ye Zhuming's appearance is too outstanding, if he really gets in, he may not be regarded as the top card of the P mansion. In order to avoid turning over when he shows his face, it is necessary to make some disguise for him.
…like smoothing out the groin.
With Ye Zhuming's upper body naked, Chi Huan directly took off the lid of the liquid foundation and poured it up. While wiping, he said, "Will the city bureau reimburse you for this kind of consumption? My bottle of Saint Laurent costs more than 500."
Ye Zhuming said casually and turned around to give you two bottles of La Boni, Chi Huan was so excited that he half shook and fell to the ground.
Lu Zhou had seen abs painted on his stomach before, but this was the first time he had seen such an operation like Ye Zhuming's, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances.
"Aren't you really going to come over and touch him?" Ye Zhuming looked at him, "Your eyeballs are almost flying over."
Lu Zhou was amused, he waved his hands and said no need, just pass the eye addiction.
"No kidding, come on." Chi Huan really handed him the sign, "I'll let go and get something."
Lu Zhou had no choice but to take the liquid foundation and stand in front of Ye Zhuming, imitating Chi Huan, poured a big lump into the palm of his hand, and smeared it directly on his stomach.
"Hey, it's not painted like this." Ye Zhuming gestured, "Follow the lines of the abdominal muscles - cover the sunken grooves and cover the shadows. Oh yes, that's what it means."
Lu Zhou carefully applied the liquid foundation with his fingers to the ditch. Ye Zhuming's waist was thin and strong, without a trace of fat, his abdominal muscles were plump, and his entire line was smooth and graceful. The two mermaid lines submerged into the edge of his jeans.
Lu Zhou clicked his tongue again and again.
Ye Zhuming saw through his thoughts: "Why, you didn't?"
Lu Zhou lifted the hem of the T-shirt with his free hand: "You can stretch it once." He took a breath, and a few faint muscles appeared on his flat stomach.
"But once you relax, you won't. After graduation, you don't have time to exercise. It will be better when you study." Lu Zhou was about to let go, but he stretched out a hand.
The temperature of Ye Zhuming's palm was cold, and Lu Zhou flinched slightly when he covered his stomach, and the lines of his abdomen became tense again.
"It's okay, the muscle content is not high, but there is no excess fat." Ye Zhuming stopped, "You can get out after just practicing."
Lu Zhou loosened his hem. When the liquid foundation applied to the bottom two abdominal muscles, his vision was obstructed. He tried to take half a step back but couldn't see clearly, so he half-knelt down, with his head facing Ye Zhuming's lower abdomen.
"Fuck..." Ye Zhuming felt a little uneasy, "Why are you kneeling down?"
Lu Zhou said: "It's so easy to paint."
When Ye Zhuming lowered his head, he could see a dark, soft curl.
This kind of scene is not unfamiliar to him, it has been staged countless nights, causing him to have a strange impulse at a certain moment, wanting to push that head down...
When Lu Zhou was about to paint the last piece of abdominal muscle, Ye Zhuming pulled him up: "Don't paint it."
Lu Zhou said blankly, "It's still a little bit close."
Ye Zhuming took the bottle with lowered eyes: "It's okay, I'll do it myself."
Ba Ma finally picked out the brand-new trousers with the "inadvertent scratch" effect requested by Ye Zhuming. He held it up and looked at it: "It's not too big."
Ye Zhuming said impatiently: "You don't go on blind dates and you don't go on catwalks, so what are you doing wearing such a good fit?"
Ba Ma said, "Have you eaten gunpowder?"
Chi Huan put fleece on his waist, and Ye Zhuming's waist became stronger as soon as he got up.
"Brother, forget it." Chi Huan said, "If a peacock wears chicken feathers, then the peacock must be unhappy, don't be common sense."
Ye Zhuming's lower body was wearing a pair of close-fitting trousers, which had also been treated, so that only the height remained of Ye Zhuming's tall and well-proportioned body.
He took the outer pants in Bama's hand and put them on, and Bama pointed to the empty crotch: "This is too inappropriate for you, where did the crotch go?"
"This effect is what I want," Chi Huan straightened his collar, "Why don't you go with his 1.3-meter-long legs?"
"104," Ye Zhuming corrected, "even according to your calculation, it is still 132."
Just say you're happy.
Ba Ma clicked his tongue: "But it's still a bit awkward for you to look like this. Or—forget it."
Chi Huan: "Say what you think."
Ba Ma hesitated: "Forget it, save fuel and don't drive."
Chi Huan didn't ask any more questions, but Ye Zhuming became interested: "Don't, I can't handle the high speed, come on." He tightly covered Chi Huan's ears. Didn't struggle either.
Ba Ma whispered: "Perhaps you can consider putting the bird down, so that there is something so that it will not be too empty."
Lu Zhou: "..." I didn't expect you to be so stingy, with as many mottled intestines as freckles.
However, Ye Zhuming thought about such a nonsense suggestion, and finally shook his head: "No, this crotch is only [-] centimeters off, and where do you want me to put the other [-] centimeters?"
Lu Zhou: "..." Who the hell will cover my ears.
Ba Ma couldn't put it into words: "Brother, really, after knowing each other for so many years, you can still refresh my understanding of your lower limit time and time again."
Ye Zhuming let go of Chi Huan, and nodded proudly: "It's my honor to make your life full of surprises and surprises."
Chi Huan glanced at him: "Then what, let me tell you, although you cover it well and I can't hear you, but I can read lips."
Ye Zhuming: "..."
Chi Huan said: "Don't be blind and show off. What's the use? Is there any place to use it? You should be pragmatic and talk less. You are so old that you don't even have an ambiguous partner. You who chase you I don't like it, you still don't go on a blind date, the house is cold. I went to clean up your house last weekend. You didn't even unpack the rice cooker you bought for you three months ago, and the refrigerator was still full of beer and wine. Takeaway card, do you want to become a fairy—”
Ye Zhu rolled his eyes to the sky, and finally blocked his ears silently.
Lu Zhou looked at Chi Huan talking like an old lady and thought it was funny, but he thought that it was actually a blessing to have such a little partner who sincerely thinks about him.
He sat next to Ba Ma, how long have Sister Daochi and Team Ye known each other?
Ba Ma thought for a while and said: "I don't know, it's been a long time. I heard from Chi Huan that among the peers Ye Kongque first met when he returned to China, apart from her, the only one was Zhao Zu."
Zhao group?Zhao Huangshi?
Lu Zhou was a little surprised, Ye Zhuming and Zhao Huangshi's aura disharmony could be seen with the naked eye, how could it be?
Ba Ma suppressed his voice again and again: "The relationship was really good in the past, but later on—well, it's a long story, anyway, you don't want to mention the Zhao group with Ye Zhuming, one of Ni Lin."
What minefields are there on Lu Zhoudao?
"His father, his mother, his master." Ba Ma glanced at Ye Zhuming, "These people are all gone, don't mention it."
Lu Zhou silently remembered.
Ye Zhuming began to mess with his face. Lu Zhou couldn't even tell how to use those bottles, but he used them very smoothly. He even changed five or six brushes of various types.
This time the make-up was made ugly, Ye Zhuming had high eyebrows, deep eyes, straight nose, especially the beautiful eyes, bright eyes, which should be the most feminine part of his whole face.
So he used glue to glue a few folds at the end of his eyes, and his delicate eyebrows turned into rough caterpillars, and the sluggish and unrestrained energy came out immediately, and it was only vaguely discernible that the length was okay, but it was completely gone. Stunning visual impact.
"How is it?" Ye Zhuming tilted his head and asked, "Is the makeup heavy?"
Lu Zhou said: "What is makeup?"
Chi Huan explained that the traces of makeup could be seen, she looked at it and said, "I think it's okay."
"It doesn't matter what you say," Ye Zhuming waved at them, "I need the eyes of a straight man of steel."
Ba Ma straightened the collar of his T-shirt artificially: "It seems that it can only be me."
"Shut up." Ye Zhuming said, "I said Lu Zhou."
"Okay." Lu Zhou walked over, "Why, what do you think?"
Ye Zhuming pointed to his face: "Look carefully, can you see that I'm wearing makeup?"
"It can be seen for sure," Lu Zhou said, "You used to look much better than now, and I will bring subjective emotions."
Ye Zhuming: "..."
Chi Huan patted him away: "Okay, don't embarrass the child, don't let people eat it, it won't be a problem."
Ye Zhuming unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, and messed up his hair—that smooth, shiny blond hair was also shriveled, like a chicken coop.
... Lu Zhou turned his head and looked at Ba Ma's head.
Sorry, this is the chicken coop.
Ye Zhuming raised his hand and looked at his watch: "It's almost time." He said to Chi Huan: "If there is an accident, adapt to the situation. Pay attention to your own safety."
He raised his eyelids and looked at Lu Zhou with the triangular eyes he made: "You too, protect yourself first in case of accidents."
Feeling his seriousness, Lu Zhou nodded and said, "Yes, Team Ye, be careful."
Ye Zhuming went out first, Lu Zhou changed the waiter's clothes, and Bama adjusted the equipment for him and Chi Huan.
"Captain Ye is really kind-hearted." Lu Zhou said with emotion.
Ba Ma said with distaste: "A person is beautiful and kind-hearted? Among these four characters, Ye Peacock occupies the word 'beauty'. He is neither human nor heart, let alone being kind."
Lu Zhou: "Stop saying bad things about Team Ye, let him hear it."
Ba Ma let out a sigh, and said proudly: "What can I do if I hear it?"
"It's not very good," Ye Zhuming turned back, taking smaller steps than usual, "I just want to implement this evaluation on you."
He put on his gloves and gave Bama a sideways glance slowly, staring at the deformed face and showing a standard Ye's mocking smile: "Wait."
After he left, Lu Zhou looked at Bama with indescribable eyes: "Some people recruit ghosts and others recruit flowers. I fucking found out that you are recruiting Ye Zhuming's physique. Why does he say something bad about Ye Zhuming to you?" Like a ghost behind the scenes?"
Lu Zhou: "... Blame me?"
Ba Ma sighed: "This is really not conducive to our development of love among colleagues."
Lu Zhou: "..." Then it's not going to develop, I'm afraid that a fire at the city gate will hurt the fish in the pond.
"This is a patch headset," Bama said, "don't pick your ears. And your breastplate."
He knocked on the plastic sign: "There is a pinhole camera inside. If something happens, you just need to protect yourself, never mind Chi Huan and Ye Peacock."
Although Lu Zhou's ability is not great, but his conscience is not small: "Where does this work."
Ba Ma said, "What I mean is, don't hold them back."
Lu Zhou: "...fuck you."
Ba Ma: "gofuckyourself."
Bama: "Go! Pikachu!!"
Chi Huan also changed his clothes, adjusted his badge and said, "Let's go."
…like smoothing out the groin.
With Ye Zhuming's upper body naked, Chi Huan directly took off the lid of the liquid foundation and poured it up. While wiping, he said, "Will the city bureau reimburse you for this kind of consumption? My bottle of Saint Laurent costs more than 500."
Ye Zhuming said casually and turned around to give you two bottles of La Boni, Chi Huan was so excited that he half shook and fell to the ground.
Lu Zhou had seen abs painted on his stomach before, but this was the first time he had seen such an operation like Ye Zhuming's, so he couldn't help but take a few more glances.
"Aren't you really going to come over and touch him?" Ye Zhuming looked at him, "Your eyeballs are almost flying over."
Lu Zhou was amused, he waved his hands and said no need, just pass the eye addiction.
"No kidding, come on." Chi Huan really handed him the sign, "I'll let go and get something."
Lu Zhou had no choice but to take the liquid foundation and stand in front of Ye Zhuming, imitating Chi Huan, poured a big lump into the palm of his hand, and smeared it directly on his stomach.
"Hey, it's not painted like this." Ye Zhuming gestured, "Follow the lines of the abdominal muscles - cover the sunken grooves and cover the shadows. Oh yes, that's what it means."
Lu Zhou carefully applied the liquid foundation with his fingers to the ditch. Ye Zhuming's waist was thin and strong, without a trace of fat, his abdominal muscles were plump, and his entire line was smooth and graceful. The two mermaid lines submerged into the edge of his jeans.
Lu Zhou clicked his tongue again and again.
Ye Zhuming saw through his thoughts: "Why, you didn't?"
Lu Zhou lifted the hem of the T-shirt with his free hand: "You can stretch it once." He took a breath, and a few faint muscles appeared on his flat stomach.
"But once you relax, you won't. After graduation, you don't have time to exercise. It will be better when you study." Lu Zhou was about to let go, but he stretched out a hand.
The temperature of Ye Zhuming's palm was cold, and Lu Zhou flinched slightly when he covered his stomach, and the lines of his abdomen became tense again.
"It's okay, the muscle content is not high, but there is no excess fat." Ye Zhuming stopped, "You can get out after just practicing."
Lu Zhou loosened his hem. When the liquid foundation applied to the bottom two abdominal muscles, his vision was obstructed. He tried to take half a step back but couldn't see clearly, so he half-knelt down, with his head facing Ye Zhuming's lower abdomen.
"Fuck..." Ye Zhuming felt a little uneasy, "Why are you kneeling down?"
Lu Zhou said: "It's so easy to paint."
When Ye Zhuming lowered his head, he could see a dark, soft curl.
This kind of scene is not unfamiliar to him, it has been staged countless nights, causing him to have a strange impulse at a certain moment, wanting to push that head down...
When Lu Zhou was about to paint the last piece of abdominal muscle, Ye Zhuming pulled him up: "Don't paint it."
Lu Zhou said blankly, "It's still a little bit close."
Ye Zhuming took the bottle with lowered eyes: "It's okay, I'll do it myself."
Ba Ma finally picked out the brand-new trousers with the "inadvertent scratch" effect requested by Ye Zhuming. He held it up and looked at it: "It's not too big."
Ye Zhuming said impatiently: "You don't go on blind dates and you don't go on catwalks, so what are you doing wearing such a good fit?"
Ba Ma said, "Have you eaten gunpowder?"
Chi Huan put fleece on his waist, and Ye Zhuming's waist became stronger as soon as he got up.
"Brother, forget it." Chi Huan said, "If a peacock wears chicken feathers, then the peacock must be unhappy, don't be common sense."
Ye Zhuming's lower body was wearing a pair of close-fitting trousers, which had also been treated, so that only the height remained of Ye Zhuming's tall and well-proportioned body.
He took the outer pants in Bama's hand and put them on, and Bama pointed to the empty crotch: "This is too inappropriate for you, where did the crotch go?"
"This effect is what I want," Chi Huan straightened his collar, "Why don't you go with his 1.3-meter-long legs?"
"104," Ye Zhuming corrected, "even according to your calculation, it is still 132."
Just say you're happy.
Ba Ma clicked his tongue: "But it's still a bit awkward for you to look like this. Or—forget it."
Chi Huan: "Say what you think."
Ba Ma hesitated: "Forget it, save fuel and don't drive."
Chi Huan didn't ask any more questions, but Ye Zhuming became interested: "Don't, I can't handle the high speed, come on." He tightly covered Chi Huan's ears. Didn't struggle either.
Ba Ma whispered: "Perhaps you can consider putting the bird down, so that there is something so that it will not be too empty."
Lu Zhou: "..." I didn't expect you to be so stingy, with as many mottled intestines as freckles.
However, Ye Zhuming thought about such a nonsense suggestion, and finally shook his head: "No, this crotch is only [-] centimeters off, and where do you want me to put the other [-] centimeters?"
Lu Zhou: "..." Who the hell will cover my ears.
Ba Ma couldn't put it into words: "Brother, really, after knowing each other for so many years, you can still refresh my understanding of your lower limit time and time again."
Ye Zhuming let go of Chi Huan, and nodded proudly: "It's my honor to make your life full of surprises and surprises."
Chi Huan glanced at him: "Then what, let me tell you, although you cover it well and I can't hear you, but I can read lips."
Ye Zhuming: "..."
Chi Huan said: "Don't be blind and show off. What's the use? Is there any place to use it? You should be pragmatic and talk less. You are so old that you don't even have an ambiguous partner. You who chase you I don't like it, you still don't go on a blind date, the house is cold. I went to clean up your house last weekend. You didn't even unpack the rice cooker you bought for you three months ago, and the refrigerator was still full of beer and wine. Takeaway card, do you want to become a fairy—”
Ye Zhu rolled his eyes to the sky, and finally blocked his ears silently.
Lu Zhou looked at Chi Huan talking like an old lady and thought it was funny, but he thought that it was actually a blessing to have such a little partner who sincerely thinks about him.
He sat next to Ba Ma, how long have Sister Daochi and Team Ye known each other?
Ba Ma thought for a while and said: "I don't know, it's been a long time. I heard from Chi Huan that among the peers Ye Kongque first met when he returned to China, apart from her, the only one was Zhao Zu."
Zhao group?Zhao Huangshi?
Lu Zhou was a little surprised, Ye Zhuming and Zhao Huangshi's aura disharmony could be seen with the naked eye, how could it be?
Ba Ma suppressed his voice again and again: "The relationship was really good in the past, but later on—well, it's a long story, anyway, you don't want to mention the Zhao group with Ye Zhuming, one of Ni Lin."
What minefields are there on Lu Zhoudao?
"His father, his mother, his master." Ba Ma glanced at Ye Zhuming, "These people are all gone, don't mention it."
Lu Zhou silently remembered.
Ye Zhuming began to mess with his face. Lu Zhou couldn't even tell how to use those bottles, but he used them very smoothly. He even changed five or six brushes of various types.
This time the make-up was made ugly, Ye Zhuming had high eyebrows, deep eyes, straight nose, especially the beautiful eyes, bright eyes, which should be the most feminine part of his whole face.
So he used glue to glue a few folds at the end of his eyes, and his delicate eyebrows turned into rough caterpillars, and the sluggish and unrestrained energy came out immediately, and it was only vaguely discernible that the length was okay, but it was completely gone. Stunning visual impact.
"How is it?" Ye Zhuming tilted his head and asked, "Is the makeup heavy?"
Lu Zhou said: "What is makeup?"
Chi Huan explained that the traces of makeup could be seen, she looked at it and said, "I think it's okay."
"It doesn't matter what you say," Ye Zhuming waved at them, "I need the eyes of a straight man of steel."
Ba Ma straightened the collar of his T-shirt artificially: "It seems that it can only be me."
"Shut up." Ye Zhuming said, "I said Lu Zhou."
"Okay." Lu Zhou walked over, "Why, what do you think?"
Ye Zhuming pointed to his face: "Look carefully, can you see that I'm wearing makeup?"
"It can be seen for sure," Lu Zhou said, "You used to look much better than now, and I will bring subjective emotions."
Ye Zhuming: "..."
Chi Huan patted him away: "Okay, don't embarrass the child, don't let people eat it, it won't be a problem."
Ye Zhuming unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, and messed up his hair—that smooth, shiny blond hair was also shriveled, like a chicken coop.
... Lu Zhou turned his head and looked at Ba Ma's head.
Sorry, this is the chicken coop.
Ye Zhuming raised his hand and looked at his watch: "It's almost time." He said to Chi Huan: "If there is an accident, adapt to the situation. Pay attention to your own safety."
He raised his eyelids and looked at Lu Zhou with the triangular eyes he made: "You too, protect yourself first in case of accidents."
Feeling his seriousness, Lu Zhou nodded and said, "Yes, Team Ye, be careful."
Ye Zhuming went out first, Lu Zhou changed the waiter's clothes, and Bama adjusted the equipment for him and Chi Huan.
"Captain Ye is really kind-hearted." Lu Zhou said with emotion.
Ba Ma said with distaste: "A person is beautiful and kind-hearted? Among these four characters, Ye Peacock occupies the word 'beauty'. He is neither human nor heart, let alone being kind."
Lu Zhou: "Stop saying bad things about Team Ye, let him hear it."
Ba Ma let out a sigh, and said proudly: "What can I do if I hear it?"
"It's not very good," Ye Zhuming turned back, taking smaller steps than usual, "I just want to implement this evaluation on you."
He put on his gloves and gave Bama a sideways glance slowly, staring at the deformed face and showing a standard Ye's mocking smile: "Wait."
After he left, Lu Zhou looked at Bama with indescribable eyes: "Some people recruit ghosts and others recruit flowers. I fucking found out that you are recruiting Ye Zhuming's physique. Why does he say something bad about Ye Zhuming to you?" Like a ghost behind the scenes?"
Lu Zhou: "... Blame me?"
Ba Ma sighed: "This is really not conducive to our development of love among colleagues."
Lu Zhou: "..." Then it's not going to develop, I'm afraid that a fire at the city gate will hurt the fish in the pond.
"This is a patch headset," Bama said, "don't pick your ears. And your breastplate."
He knocked on the plastic sign: "There is a pinhole camera inside. If something happens, you just need to protect yourself, never mind Chi Huan and Ye Peacock."
Although Lu Zhou's ability is not great, but his conscience is not small: "Where does this work."
Ba Ma said, "What I mean is, don't hold them back."
Lu Zhou: "...fuck you."
Ba Ma: "gofuckyourself."
Bama: "Go! Pikachu!!"
Chi Huan also changed his clothes, adjusted his badge and said, "Let's go."
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