After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The black cloth was lifted, and glaring white light gushed out from all directions. Gu Beiyu covered his eyes reflexively, and heard exclamations one after another in his ears——

"My God! This, this slave's head is actually round!"

"This round head, these slender limbs, and this soft waist... This, this... Isn't this the appearance that only the stickman in the legendary stickman world will have?"

"...No, didn't the last auction item say it came from Mashabox? How did it become a stick figure now? Did I hear correctly just now?"

"..." The auctioneer was also dumbfounded. He looked at the information on the auction items he had received in his hand, and at the round Gu Beiyu in the cage. Square, graceful and generous, each side of the sky" said the words.

In the midst of the noise, in an inconspicuous corner of the auction room, a mosaic wearing a white cloak and a half-mask suddenly sat up straight, his hands clasped on both sides of the seat were trembling faintly. He stared at the boy in the cage with sky-blue square eyes, as if he was enduring extreme excitement.

At the backstage of the auction house, the supervisor in charge of the auction was completely panicked. He grabbed the little mosaic that was in charge of carrying the iron cage just now and cursed: "What the hell is going on? The cage didn't contain the mosaic from Marsha." Is it a small box from Box Country? Why did it suddenly become a stickman?"

The mosaic who was moving the cage was also dumbfounded: "This...but supervisor, isn't this the cage you just asked me to move..."

Nibbling!

There was another burst of chestnuts.

The supervisor became furious: "What do you mean? Are you blaming me? Huh?!"

Mosaic hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, how dare I..."

At this time, the previous adult came over angrily from the front hall, and saw the supervisor burst into a twitch: "What the hell is going on? Isn't there a small box from Mashahe Kingdom in this cage? What? Suddenly turned into a stickman?"

"I, I, I, I don't know!" The supervisor looked flustered, caught a glimpse of the mosaic out of the corner of his eye, pulled the mosaic over and pointed at him, "It's him! He is responsible for carrying the cage, and it's none of my business!"

Mosaic: "???"

Supervisor you? ? ?

The adult gave a mosaic with a backhand!

The mosaic bursting with chestnuts: "???"

The adult pointed at the mosaic and cursed: "What the hell is going on? Who is responsible if someone loses it? Are you responsible? Can you afford it? Huh?"

I don't know if it's because he ate too much chestnut, Mosaic suddenly remembered the so-called empty cage IQ soared as if he had been opened up to Ren Du's second channel, and exclaimed: "I know where the small box of Masha box went!"

Yu Bi turned his head and ran backstage.

"Stop! You still want to run away? Let's see where you can go!"

The supervisor and the adults quickly caught up.

Mosaic had already run before the remaining cage, and suddenly lifted the black cloth.

"Yeah~!" The Mashahe beautiful little box in the cage screamed in horror, quickly gathered up the tattered clothes on his body, and stared at the mosaic in front of him as if he was looking at a hooligan.

Panting supervisor & adults: "..."

The supervisor was embarrassed: "Ah this."

Then he managed to eat a chestnut.

……

At the same time, the auction site.

Gu Beiyu had already regained his composure, and lowered his arms covering his eyes, revealing his rainbow peas eyes of colorful glass, and his flaming cherry red lips, which were as delicate and bright as rose petals.

The originally noisy scene was strangely silent for a moment, and the next second there was another burst of exclamations——

"Ah! It's so beautiful...I'm going to suffocate!"

"God of the mosaic... This, this, this is such a shocking beauty!"

"Oh my god, not only his head is round, but his eyes are also round!... Is this really what it looks like when it exists?!!!"

"Look at the top of his head! So cute (:з"∠)_!Why can there be cute kaomoji on his head! "

"Oh, oh, it's changed! It's become ╯□╰!"

"It has changed again! It has changed again! It has become (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)!

"Oh, he lifted us up, look at the small square mouth behind it, it must be our mosaic, so cute ~ 嘤嘤嘤~"

"Oh, look at the round eyes, the slender arms... Unexpectedly, even the emoji of this beautiful little match is so beautiful!"

"This is really a beauty bestowed by God!"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn mental retardation.

I originally thought that the world of Marysu stick figures was already mentally handicapped, but I never expected... Sure enough, there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky!What kind of sand sculpture can create such a mentally retarded plot!

(╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.) Mosaic ~

Wait, did they just say... mosaics?

Gu Beiyu immediately looked around, brushing across the mosaic faces with square mosaic nosebleeds on the auction floor one by one, and finally confirmed that he had really fallen into the Mosaic Kingdom.

To be precise, the Mosaic Kingdom is located in the real base camp of their original pixel world.

Good guy, it turns out that the enemy’s road is narrow, and after a tough battle with Mosaic, he fell directly into their old home. I just don’t know if the Mosaic country in the stickman world finally returned to the pixel world through the time-space vortex...

Then again.

The so-called beauty and ugliness do not distinguish between national boundaries, Gu Beiyu's appearance is already the most beautiful in the stick figure world, even in the pixel world, it is still unparalleled in beauty.

Not to mention that most people in the pixel world have never seen the legendary stickman, and some have never even seen ○!

When I saw Gu Beiyu this time, I was like a little country boy who grew up in an isolated mountain ditch and suddenly saw a blond and blue-eyed foreign nobleman accidentally falling from the sky one day.

Really shocked to heaven, the angel came.

However, amidst the astonishing sounds of nosebleeds, there were also one or two discordant voices——

"Damn it, it's a stick figure! How unlucky!"

"Oh my god! His head is so round, so ugly, so scary! Hey, hey, hey~"

"Ugh~ How can there be such ugly things as round in the world! The god of mosaics should exterminate them all!"

Those who praised Gu Beiyu before were immediately unhappy, and couldn't help but refute.

Then the two sides quarreled.

Then the scene fell into a scuffle.

Hearing the noise coming from the front hall, the adult, the supervisor and the little Mosaic ran back in a hurry.Seeing the mosaic of blood, gore, and violence flying all over the scene, the adult and the supervisor almost rolled their eyes and fainted in minutes.

Adult & supervisor: "..."

They (they) know!Once the stickman appears, nothing good will happen!

On the contrary, Little Mosaic stared at Gu Beiyu's face in the cage in front of him, dumbfounded: "..."

The adult and the supervisor had already run backstage before Gu Beiyu showed up, and didn't see Gu Beiyu's face, so they thought it was just the stickman's fault.

But in fact, if it was just an ordinary stickman, it wouldn't cause such a big turmoil. The main reason is that Gu Beiyu's wife is too beautiful. This kind of beauty directly caused the aesthetic contradiction between the mosaic and the stickman to be stimulated. to the apex.

It was like throwing a cluster of flames into an oil tank, and it exploded completely with a bang.

Here we have to mention the world changes in the pixel world in recent years.

The aesthetics of the pixel world in ancient times was actually the more square the more beautiful. This aesthetic has lasted for thousands of years. However, until today, with the rapid development of society, some people gradually realize the various inconveniences of the square.

For example, when you are in love, it is easy to use your own sharp edges and corners to scratch the opponent's cockroach, and it is easier to wear than the stickman's cylindrical cockroach, so the frequency and number of times people in the pixel world have sex in a short lifespan Strict controls must be exercised.

There are other cars such as square wheels that hurt their buttocks, many football goalkeepers are poked to death by the corners of the football, it is very easy to leak when drinking water, so most bottles are equipped with straws, although the straws are also very divided into the mouth...

Of course, just the first bit of love is enough to initiate changes in the entire pixel world!

Where there are reformers, there will naturally be conservatives.

Those who ridiculed Gu Beiyu for being ugly in the past were conservatives.

However, due to the emergence of the space-time vortex in the past 50 years, the number of trades between the pixel world and the stickman world has increased, and the roundness of the pixel world has increased. , circles will soon be everywhere in every corner of the pixel world.

His gaze fell back to the auction site.

The auctioneer responded very quickly, and immediately changed all the "square" characters in the introduction to the "round" characters.

"... We can see that the appearance of this beautiful young man from the world of stick figures is really graceful, round and round, and the sky is round! Such a peerless beauty is rare even in the world of stick figures. Once auctioned Success, this beautiful boy will sign a slave contract with you under the witness of professionals in the auction house. From then on, he will belong to you alone, and you can do whatever you want to him~ Really no one wants to take him home ?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I warn you, if you do this again, be careful that the Ice and Snow Fairy smashes the barrier of time and space and rushes over to cut you to death!

Such words full of hints of X successfully brought back the attention of all the mosaics who were being beaten to the ground. They hurriedly raised their cards with nosebleeds, staring at Gu Beiyu's eyes unconsciously. ——

"I will pay 110 million!"

"I give 120!"

"150!"

"200 billion!"

"I will pay 300 million!"

An obese mosaic with a square belly and a wretched appearance couldn't help but sneered when he heard the price bids around him: "You only have 300 billion fucking dollars for such a delicate and delicious little beauty? You know, you can get a match from the world of stick figures." The person is not bad, let alone so beautiful... Hey, I can't help it just by looking at it, I'll pay 5000 billion for the fuck!"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar at the scene.

The auctioneer was full of enthusiasm: "5000 billion! It's already 5000 billion! The auction has just passed 1 minute, and the auction price has doubled by a full 50 times! This is a picture that has never been seen in our auction house since its opening! It is a milestone The scene! Anyone else want to increase the price?"

Behind the curtain, the grown-up and the supervisor were fascinated when they finally saw Gu Beiyu's face. It wasn't until they heard the bid at the scene that they slowly recovered from Gu Beiyu's peerless beauty. They were so happy From ear to ear.

"That's right," the grown-up patted the director's square head in satisfaction, and praised, "This time things are well done, and when the auction is over, a big reward will be given!"

The supervisor immediately nodded and bowed: "Yes, yes, thank you for your appreciation~"

Both of them tacitly didn't mention Gu Beiyu's inexplicable arrival, and they thought in unison in their hearts, it's a pity that they didn't open the cage earlier to have a look, otherwise they could have a taste of it by themselves before putting it up for auction...

The little Mosaic also came back to his senses at this time, raised his head to glance at the expressions of the two, lowered his head and bit his lip secretly.

Therefore, it is correct for Gu Beiyu to follow suit and auction himself off!

Otherwise, he will lose his chrysanthemum!

"...5000 billion once! 5000 billion twice! Does anyone want to increase the price? Is there really no one? This is the last chance!"

The mosaics with thick necks who were envious of the competition stopped their thoughts when they heard the price, while the mosaic that made the quotation proudly stroked Fang Ting's belly, staring at Gu Beiyu's fair face with a look of certainty. He licked his lips unconsciously, his eyes were lustful and evil.

Seeing this person, the surrounding mosaics sighed——

"The one who made the bid is Earl X. I heard that he likes to play white, tender, and tender the most. And because he used it too many times, he was helpless a long time ago. Now he likes to torture people with various props. I heard that every day More than a dozen figures were dragged out of Earl X's mansion half-dead, what happened to those poor people, naturally needless to say..."

"Well, if this beauty falls into the hands of Earl X, I don't know if she will survive."

"It's a pity, looking at Earl X's appearance, he must win this auction."

"It can't be helped, let me tell you secretly, this auction is actually specially held by the auction house in order to please Earl X, the last one that appeared was supposed to be a small box from the Masha box country, but somehow it suddenly became Little matches."

"Then the owner of this auction house is also generous, such a superb product is willing to be ruined by Earl X."

"Tsk tsk tsk, heaven is jealous of beauty..."

...Well, even if Gu Beiyu sells himself, it seems that the chrysanthemum will be lost!

"..." Gu Beiyu silently squeezed the little rags on his body a little tighter, and in his heart he tore the corpse of the rotten man opposite him who dared to look at and rape him a hundred times, and cried while tearing up— —

Ice Fairy!Ice Fairy, where are you, Ice Fairy!Your delicate, tender and weak little white lotus is about to be sold, soooooo~ QAQ!

At the same time, because of the loss of his wife, a super-powerful blizzard broke out in anger, causing the Mosaic Kingdom to miss the closing time of the time-space vortex and fall back to the ground, and began to madly anger the Ice Fairy of the Mosaic Kingdom: "..."

Frozen for thousands of miles!

It's snowing thousands of miles!

Frozen and snowy!

Freeze three feet!

Crazy snowing!

The auctioneer blushed with excitement: "5000 billion for the second time! Attention everyone! It's the last chance! Is there really no one raising the price? Is there really no more?...5000 billion for the third time! Cheng—"

"Wait!"

A second before the auctioneer's auction hammer hit, a deep and elegant voice suddenly sounded.

"Your Highness!" Mosaic next to him anxiously tugged on the man's robe, and stopped him in a low voice.

"It doesn't matter, I make up my own mind," the man in white robe patted Mosaic's shoulder reassuringly, then stretched out a slender and thin hand, opened five of them, and said slowly, "I'll pay 50000 billion."

There was an uproar!

Gu Beiyu couldn't help cursing: "...Damn it!"

Is this man sick?

"You...you pay five...five..." The auctioneer's forehead immediately seeped fine sweat, his lips trembled for a long time but he didn't say a complete sentence, he was frightened.

"50000 trillion, I want to buy him."

The man in white robe pointed his fingertips away, and the pair of blue eyes behind the white mask looked affectionately at the fair and beautiful boy in the cage: "He is mine."

you are mine.

No one can take it away.

I finally...found you.

The Frozen Fairy who had no idea that her wife was about to be bought by a wild man: "..."

Return my wife!

Crackling!

Crazy smashing ice bombs.gif! ! !