After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

When everyone reached the border of the Mosaic country, the sky was completely darkened.

Not long after the night of the full moon passed, a half-circle and incomplete silver moon hung high in the sky, and the gray and purple clouds were scattered around the silver moon like messy withered grass.

The night sky is full of stars, the eyes are gloomy, the pungent smell of sulfur and gunpowder smoke fills the nostrils, and the dust and sand are dispersed in the air. Before approaching the battlefield, it is enough to experience the dilapidated atmosphere.

From a long distance, Gu Beiyu heard the sound of guns and guns in the distance. Looking out through the glass window of the plane, he saw golden and green solid barriers like pyramids on the vast and boundless land. Rising from the ground, densely packed in a defensive posture on the border of Mary Su State, straight into the sky.

Each pyramid is erected with the same resplendent and colorful long guns and short cannons, either 360k pure gold or 180k pure gold, inlaid with either South African pink diamonds or Burmese emeralds.

The thick and long barrel of the cannon protrudes from the opening of the fortress, and the black muzzle is like a skyrocketing column, pointing straight at the dark night sky in the distance. of light.

After the cannon, angel knights dressed in combat uniforms and solemn faces obeyed the command carefully, repeating the instructions of refilling - firing - igniting in an orderly manner. Immediately, giant shells the size of a stickman's head fell like meteorites from the sky. Huo Ran flew towards the distant frontier.

Rumble.

The colorful cannonballs landed brazenly, blowing up a round cloud of colorful mushrooms.

Very Mary Su country style.

Yellow dust is flying all over the sky.

Earthshaking.

However, the Mosaic country on the opposite side did not give up much. I saw that they brazenly built square fortresses in the shape of water cubes on the distant horizon, and defended the huge cuboid castle in the center in a ring shape in a posture of resisting the enemy. .

That's right, all objects in the Mosaic Country are square, and these square objects are composed of smaller squares. From a distance, it seems that the old antenna TV in the grandma's house was short-circuited when the display screen was short-circuited. Like colored spots, eyes full of mosaics, Gu Beiyu almost thought he was nearsighted.

It is indeed a mosaic country, it is very realistic.

Similar to the long guns and short cannons of the Marysu Kingdom, the Mosaic Kingdom also has a thick and long square barrel protruding from the square opening of the square fortress, and the dark square muzzle is aimed at the frontier of the Marysu Kingdom.

Then boom, boom.

The square mosaic shells landed brazenly, blowing up a cloud of mosaic square mushrooms with sharp edges and corners.

Well, it's very mosaic.

Dust and mud dance.

Also earth-shattering.

However, when the night wind blows, the gunpowder smoke dissipates.

Under the dim moonlight, the fortresses of both sides were completely intact.

Because in the sky above the Marysu Kingdom, a translucent colorful hemispherical barrier with dazzling light was erected, like a huge eggshell, firmly guarding the entire borderland of the Marysu Kingdom within the barrier.

Still the same as the Marysu Kingdom, a translucent square barrier of colorful pixel light spot mosaics stands impressively above the Mosaic Kingdom, like a huge brick, forcibly snatching the entire Mosaic castle and the smell from the Marysu Kingdom. The frontier territory of Marysu State is firmly guarded within the barrier.

Because both sides were protected by barriers, the shells hit the barrier and were automatically compressed and crushed crazily. In the end, they had no choice but to turn into a little bit of starlight and dissipate in the night.

Therefore, the number of casualties on both sides is still 0 so far, and will remain at 0 in the future.

After all, this is a very dreamy Mary Su manga that focuses on falling in love. It is impossible for a dead person to die. It is too bloody and tragic, and it is not dreamy at all!

——While watching enthusiastically, Ge You lay down and ate potato chips, said the law of the world.

Rumble.

Rumble.

The cannons of both sides were still bombarding each other.

The densely packed cannonballs cover the sky and the moon, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are all available, and you can choose from round or square.

Countless colorful mushroom clouds exploded one after another in the night, and the gorgeous streamer of Mary Sue collided fiercely with the mosaic mosaic diamond-shaped fragments, and suddenly burst open, bursting into hot sparks all over the sky in an instant, as if lighting up the whole area The universe, however, is fleeting like fireworks, turning into fluorescent dots scattered in the smoky air.

The scene was once very dreamy!

What a horrifying sight of a horrific, hell-on-earth scene!

Originally, he was terrified and scared to death because of the war, but Gu Beiyu, who didn't even see a mosaic figure, was very confused: "..."

Is this war a lonely one?

The helicopter landed on the roof of the central fortress, and as soon as Baili Wuji landed, he was hurriedly greeted by an angel knight and briefly explained the current battle situation.

Gu Beiyu glanced around, quickly grabbed a passing angel knight, and said anxiously: "I am Wanyan Zimengdie, where is my dad? How is he? Is there anything wrong? Is he still there?"

"You are Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie?" The angel knight was stunned.

However, before answering, there was a low and loud howl of ghosts and wolves behind him——

"Bao——~~~!!!!!!"

Gu Bei was shocked!

"Dad... damn it!" As soon as Gu Beiyu turned his head, he was hugged into his arms by a tall match that was as strong as an ox, and his two thick arms were firmly imprisoned like two huge iron tongs. Looking at Gu Beiyu's tiny body, he almost squeezed Gu Beiyu and vomited blood.

"Xiaobei!" Yan Nanchuan frowned reflexively to stop him, not knowing the relationship between the man in front of him and Gu Beiyu, so it was inconvenient to do it.

Papa Gu burst into tears: "Baby! My treasure! Dad finally saw you! Woohoo! My treasure—"

Gu Beiyu called weakly: "... let go."

It turned out to be Xiao Bei's father.

Yan Nanchuan was taken aback for a moment, then quickly became nervous, but Gu Beiyu looked really uncomfortable, and the nervousness disappeared in an instant, and said anxiously: "Uncle, let go, Xiaobei is about to suffocate!"

Gu Beiyu has already started to roll his eyes: "..."

Hearing this, Papa Gu looked down, and was immediately frightened by Gu Beiyu's pale face. He let go of the arms that restrained Gu Beiyu's abdomen, and then grabbed Gu Beiyu's thin shoulders and began to shake wildly: "Bao--! Are you alright, Bao! You can't die, Bao--! How can I live alone if you die--Bao!!!"

"Fuck~" Gu Beiyu didn't roll his eyes this time, but foamed at the mouth instead.

Hearing the last sentence, Yan Nanchuan's heart skipped a beat, and he glanced at Gu Beiyu flusteredly. Seeing that Gu Beiyu obviously didn't hear clearly, he breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly pushed Papa Gu's hands away.

The shoulders were freed, and Gu Beiyu collapsed into Yan Nanchuan's arms.

He is a very tender and weak white lotus, how could he stand such rough treatment!

Yan Nanchuan touched Gu Beiyu's pale face distressedly: "Xiao Bei, are you alright?"

Gu Beiyu was agitated by his touch, and only then noticed the ambiguous posture of the two of them, and hurriedly withdrew from Yan Nanchuan's arms: "I'm fine! I was a little out of breath just now, but I'm fine now." Already!"

The temperature in his arms suddenly disappeared, Yan Nanchuan retracted his arms regretfully, and rubbed his fingertips imperceptibly, there was still the touch of Gu Beiyu's soft cheeks: "Well, it's fine."

As he spoke, he glanced at Papa Gu, thinking that he should really restrain himself and be steady in front of his parents!

Papa Gu stopped crying, looked at the blushing Gu Beiyu, and then at the doting Yan Nanchuan, obviously aware of the weird atmosphere between the two, but because of his poor IQ, he couldn't think about it Come!

So how did such a cute and silly Papa Gu become the leader of the biggest mafia in Mary Su country!

Couldn't it be won by rock-paper-scissors?

Papa Gu looked at Yan Nanchuan suspiciously: "Baby, this is..."

Yan Nanchuan's spirit was shaken, it's time for him to perform!He quickly straightened his waist and coughed lightly: "Hi uncle, I am Xiao Bei's boyfriend—" friend.

"Ah, what the hell!" Gu Beiyu was so frightened that the whole match flew over to cover Yan Nanchuan's mouth, but due to the speed and force, he slapped Yan Nanchuan on the face.

pia~ sound.

Crisp and shiny!

Yan Nanchuan, who was beaten by his wife for no reason, covered his face innocently: "???"

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Gu Beiyu rubbed Yan Nanchuan's face twice indiscriminately, making the slap marks on Yan Nanchuan's face redder, and introduced to Papa Gu with a guilty conscience, "He he he he It's called Dugu Ye Moli, and he's my best friend... Hiss!"

Gu Beiyu's complexion hurt, and he bit his tongue because he was so excited!

Yan Nanchuan, who was first slapped in the face by his wife and then denied his status as an old Gong by his wife: "..."

I am so wronged! ! !

Papa Gu was stunned, and nodded cutely: "So they are friends."

Yan Nanchuan's eyes dimmed instantly: "...well, we are best...friends."

After saying that, he glanced at Gu Beiyu with extremely resentful eyes, as if he was condemning Gu Beiyu, a dead scumbag who refused to admit it when he put on his pants.

"...???" Gu Beiyu suddenly felt that he had been wronged by June Feixue!

Fuck, you absolutely wanted to say "boyfriend" just now, right?This male lead, please wake up!I didn't promise to be with you at all, when did I become your boyfriend?Why do you look at me with this kind of eyes that seem to throw me away when I'm done having a good time!

...Oh no!You fucking never confessed to me!Why do you have a boyfriend!

Gu Beiyu obviously forgot that Yan Nanchuan tried to pierce the plastic wrap several times but was interrupted by himself.

It doesn't work if you stab it, it doesn't work if you don't stab it, Yan Nanchuan is really wronged!

Wanyan Zimengdie is really an annoying little fairy!

The author has something to say: I wanted to write more today, but the fuck next door locked it for me seven times, and I haven't unlocked it yet!

Didn't I just write "Guan Chuan me", "Love me", "Rub the skin", "Shu Gugou", "Good empty Xu", "Hill towel", "Bulky ball"... Really!snort!