After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

"..." Gu Beiyu, who was caught in the scorching fire, was also very terrified at this moment!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck...

The hero is touching me!

Not only did he touch me, he also teased my chin!

... and started touching again!Touching again!

Is my jaw made of eggs?Is it really so smooth, so smooth, so easy to touch? ? ?

Just touch it!Why are you so close to me all of a sudden!

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck... getting closer, getting closer...

help!I'm about to be kissed by the hero!

The male protagonist's clear cherry mouth is about to touch my delicate flaming red lips!

what! ! !

Meanwhile, the other side.

With a pale face, Baili Wuji slowly rotated along with the melodious music of the merry-go-round horse, twisting his neck desperately to look back: "..."

What did he see?

Mr. Dugu Yemoli...was actually touching Yan Zimengdie's chin?

No, no, it should just be that Wanyan Zimengdie's chin has lost his heart, and Mr. Dugu Yemoli is helping him wipe it off...

But why are the faces of both of them so red!

It's just something to wipe, why does Mr. Dugu Yemoli get closer and closer!

Moreover, this atmosphere, this distance, this look...

What are they going to do!

what! ! !

Baili Wuji's arm twitched violently in pain, and his silver eyes flashed scarlet blood light quickly, as if he was about to go berserk in a minute!

Whoosh whoosh!

Three arrows shot out again.

However, this time, instead of missing the target, it directly hit the three closest archery targets.

Han Rui's arrow shot out through the air, sharp as a knife, and shot straight into the fragile wooden archery target with a powerful force that seemed to tear time and space.

Immediately, the wind of the arrow continued unabated, and in the next second it went straight through the three targets, and then pierced through all the subsequent targets one after another with such force.

It didn't snap until it was stopped by the professionally customized carbon acetylene sulfide on the edge of the training ground, which was 200 times harder than steel and 40 times harder than diamond.

Never expected that Baili Wuji, under the stimulation of his sweetheart's suspicion of belonging, used his own body to arouse his mad blood as a descendant of an ancient divine beast!

It is also a blessing in disguise.

Although Baili Wuji himself did not want such a blessing at all!

"..."

The surrounding air fell into an eerie silence.

After a long while, an angel knight finally moved his lips in astonishment: "...Okay, so strong!"

The success woke up all the angels, and their red cheeks erupted in admiration and amazed cheers:

"Commander Baili is super strong!"

"His Royal Highness Saigao!"

"Commander Baili! God forever!"

The last sentence successfully won the approval of all the angel knights, and they shouted in unison:

"Eternal God!"

"Eternal God!"

"Eternal God!"

"..." For a moment, the red light in Baili Wuji's rainbow bean-like silver eyes flickered even more intensely, it looked like a short circuit of colored light bulbs!

But fortunately, the inestimable number of angel knights shouted in unison in the entire martial arts training ground, and successfully woke up the two little matches who were trapped in the two-person world from the extremely ambiguous atmosphere.

"Fuck! Groove!" Gu Beiyu's delicate face was flushed, and he yelled angrily at Yan Nanchuan's handsome egg face, who was close at hand, and successfully sprayed the last "groove" pronunciation. The handsome little match was drooling, and then pressed his arms limply on Yan Nanchuan's strong chest. He thought he was a very tough guy and tried very hard, but in fact, he scratched Yan Nanchuan with his paws like a shy little milk cat who wanted to refuse and welcome. Nan Chuan's chest pushed people away like a chest.

"..." Yan Nanchuan immediately greeted Baili Wuji, who had done bad things, a hundred times in his heart, but he was still very fond of him, so he followed Gu Beiyu's itch-like rejection forcefully and slowly moved away from Gu Beiyu. northern fish.

Gu Beiyu immediately covered his mouth like a grass mud horse that had been poked into a tender chrysanthemum, and quickly backed away for a full five meters, his round eyes glaring: "What did you want to do just now!"

Yan Nanchuan frowned slightly, always felt that Gu Beiyu's behavior was not quite right, but he attributed it to Gu Beiyu's shy nature of being honest and upright, so he moved his lips helplessly: "I..."

Gu Beiyu quickly interrupted: "Don't fucking tell me that you want to help me blow the dirt off my face or want me to help you blow off the dirt on your eyes!"

He wouldn't believe such a corny excuse!

Yan Nanchuan, who really wanted to say that, quickly swallowed the words that came to his lips: "..."

Ahhh why!How did he and the male protagonist develop to this point!

Gu Beiyu's heart collapsed beyond measure, no matter how stupid his EQ was, just Yan Nanchuan's actions and eyes just now...

If Yan Nanchuan is not interested in his flaming red lips, he will stand on his head and eat shit! ! !

The law of the world silently put down the small porcelain spoon that scooped up the mashed potatoes: "..."

Come on, I'm eating.

The four eyes met, and the atmosphere was a little weird.

The strange feeling in Yan Nanchuan's heart became more and more intense—doesn't Gu Beiyu like him?Shouldn't you be shy, blushing, and incredibly happy when you almost got kissed by someone you like?Gu Beiyu's face was quite red, it's unbelievable, but it doesn't seem to be shy or happy at all?Instead, a little angry?

Just when two small matches were about to pierce the window paper, which was not very thick from the beginning.

Over there on the carousel...

Baili Wuji: "..."

Crazy Archery.jpg! ! !

Yan Nanchuan frowned. Although the current scene is a bit inappropriate, there is always an inexplicable feeling. If he doesn't speak clearly now, he will not be able to express his intentions for a long time later. Gritting his teeth, Yan Nanchuan simply said bluntly : "I just wanted to kiss—" you.

"Ahhhhh!" Gu Beiyu's sudden crowing successfully drowned out the last extremely ambiguous word in Yan Nanchuan's words, "I'm going to the competition first, I have something to say later!"

Just at this time, Baili Wuji walked over from the merry-go-round horse with a face as black as a pan, and Gu Beiyu immediately turned into a handsome man like wind after shouting this sentence, and ran away with a swish of his hooves.

Yan Nanchuan was flustered by the wind, with a confused expression on his face: "..."

No, you were the one who asked me what I was going to do just now, but what does it mean to run away suddenly now?

Ahhh help!The male protagonist seemed to want to confess his love just now!

And I'm so freaking excited!

But, they are obviously just girlfriends, and the male protagonist has his own old attack in the end!If they can't help the male protagonist and his genuine old attack get a red line, neither of them will be able to go back!

So the only thing the male protagonist can like is the male protagonist who has never shown up until now, hacked to pieces, dressed as a beast, with a human face and heart, struck by lightning, shameless, devoid of conscience, and returned my male protagonist (? Is there something strange mixed in? )'s authentic protagonist Gong!

It is absolutely impossible for him and the hero!

Ah, how could it be so? !

Gu Beiyu's brains boiled into a paste, and the whole match climbed onto a colorful glazed horse in the middle in a daze. Then the music started, and Gu Beiyu rode on the horse's back stiffly, like a corpse.

The system really can't stand it: [Beibei, wake up, it's time to compete!If you lose the game, you will kneel down and call Baili Wuji's father! 】

……Depend on!

The stimulation of calling Dad successfully awakened Gu Beiyu. He barely suppressed the inner noise. Gu Beiyu limply lay on the horse's back, shaking his arms and pulling out a slender arrow from behind...

The system covered his face: [Prop card! 】

"Oh, okay!" Gu Beiyu quickly opened the system backpack——

Item name: [No misses]

Props Attributes: Unlimited non-consumable props.

Description of props: Want to become a sharpshooter/shooter?Sharp thinking mind, excellent psychological quality, extremely fast reaction speed, eagle-like vision, stress response-like touch, and lightning-like sense of smell for crises...all of these are not needed!Wear it, no matter you shoot/shoot in the sky, on the ground, or in your own face, the automatic navigation system will help you automatically lock the target, and you can shoot through the Yang with a hundred steps without missing a shot!You are the most handsome boy on the shooting range!

Tips for use: Once the bullet/arrow is fired, it will not stop until it hits the target. This prop is extremely dangerous. Are you sure you want to use it now?

[OK/Abandon]

Click [OK], the next second... the next second nothing happens.

Gu Beiyu plucked up his thin arm, which was still powerless, in doubt, and touched it: "I don't feel any change?"

The system is full of confidence: [Please don't question the mission props, why don't you shoot an arrow first~]

Gu Beiyu nodded, picked up the slender arrow and placed it on the bowstring very unskillfully. Not only was the arrow skewed, but he almost blinded himself.

"Damn it! It attacked me!" Gu Beiyu suddenly covered the corner of his accidentally injured eye, and a few drops of physiological tears flowed down uncontrollably.

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Outside the arena, Baili Wuji saw Gu Beiyu's extremely embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help snorting in his heart - just want to beat him like this?It's just a dream!

Wanyan Zimengdie made such an ugly appearance in front of Mr. Dugu Yemoli, Mr. Duguyemoli should be disappointed in Wanyan Zimengdie...

Thinking like this, Baili Wuji glanced in Yan Nanchuan's direction imperceptibly from the corner of his eye, but saw Yan Nanchuan frowned tightly, staring at Gu Beiyu intently, with a look of extreme concern.

Baili Wuji's heart ached, and he comforted himself secretly, it's okay, when this match is over, Mr. Dugu Yemoli should be completely disappointed!

Looking back into the arena, Gu Beiyu finally put the arrow crookedly on the bowstring with difficulty.

Immediately, the arms are stretched outwards vigorously.

pull--!

Pull, pull, pull! QAQ!

"Pfft—" an angel knight couldn't help laughing, and taunted, "A weak chicken like this dares to challenge our most respected prince, His Royal Highness. I would cry directly from embarrassment, oh yes, I would cry while kneeling and calling Dad, hahaha..."

"Shut up." Yan Nanchuan's low voice coldly interrupted Angel Knight's unfinished words, his dark blue eyes stared at Angel Knight's mocking face, and blinked expressionlessly.

The angel knight looked at Shangyan Nanchuan who was covered with ice (it is really ice, not a metaphor), his body was as if frozen by ice and snow, and he could not move for a moment, and the hairs all over his body trembled slightly due to the extreme cold and fear Get up, it seems that it will be frozen into a popsicle in minutes!

Ice Fairy's new skills!

Freeze three feet!

He was actually inspired when he was fighting for the beloved white lotus!

"Mr. Dugu Yemoli," Baili Wuji stopped him with a stiff face, then lowered his eyes and said with a dry throat, "I'm sorry, I'm not strict with my discipline, please hold me high and let him go."

Yan Nanchuan glanced at him indifferently, let out a sarcastic snort in his nasal cavity, and then quickly blinked his eyes with a very cool expression.

"Hiss..." The angel knight was stiff and livid, with his arms folded, curled up tightly on the ground, his teeth rattling from the cold.

"Go down and receive the punishment yourself." Baili Wuji said with a serious expression.

"Yes..." Angel Knight struggled to get up from the ground with his teeth shaking, lowered his eyes and retreated, and at the second before he was about to step off the field, he raised his eyes and glanced at the carousel, but the next second, he His eyes widened in disbelief.

There is no other reason. On the merry-go-round, Gu Beiyu's face was flushed and he finally pulled the bowstring... ten centimeters back, then aimed at the nearest archery target with difficulty, and then let go.

piu~

The arrow drew a one-meter-long arc under the blood-red sunset, and then staggered into the warm embrace of Mother Earth.

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the arrow that had fallen into the dust suddenly jumped up from the ground like a corpse a second before it landed, and then swished to pose itself in the air, and finally seemed to be caught by a magnet. As if sucking it in, the tip of Han Rui's arrow reached the target, and flew towards the target with a whoosh.

Whoa!Little red heart!Eat me with an arrow!

ヾ(╬◣д◢)メ～彡

Heart: "!!!"

Terrified.jpg!

0.1 seconds later.

Whoosh!

Right in the heart!

The red heart that was poked at the chrysanthemum: "..."

Yay! (*/ω＼*)

"God..."

"What just happened?"

"How is this possible?!"

"I'm blind?"

The angel knights around screamed in disbelief, and wiped their eyes vigorously with their hands.

Gu Beiyu stared at his god's hands in shock, and slowly said, "Wow! Slot!"

This fucking is okay? ? ?

"This is impossible!" An angel knight stood up filled with righteous indignation, his eyes were red with anger, and he gasped, "He must have cheated!"

The arrow fell to the ground, and it can still fly by itself!Could this cheating be any more obvious? !

As soon as these words came out, the surroundings immediately echoed, Baili Wuji caught a glimpse of Yan Nanchuan's face that suddenly turned cold, the corners of his mouth curled up bitterly, and he said sharply, "Quiet!"

"Commander Baili!" The angel knight pointed at Gu Beiyu on the merry-go-round angrily, "That despicable and shameless person actually cheated! He is insulting the dignity of our noble knight!"

"..." Gu Beiyu couldn't help but want to stand up from the merry-go-round and applaud. By the way, let's do a super invincible Tai Chi Liangyi Meteor Butterfly Whirlwind Break Dance~

I just cheated, I just tarnished your dignity, what's the matter?Are you capable of hitting me?

Lie Lie ~

"Shut up!" Baili Wuji stood up directly, his eyes as sharp as a cold knife swept over every angel knight present one by one, seeing them all tightening their lips and lowering their heads impatiently, then he spoke indifferently , "Who dares to yell again, just get out of the Angel Knight Legion!"

The whole scene looked at each other in blank dismay, and was silent for a moment.

Entering the Angel Knight Legion under His Royal Highness the most honored Prince of the Marysu Kingdom, and being baptized by the blood of ancient beasts, serving the royal family is the most honorable job in the country, and no one is so stupid as to give up on their own initiative.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Baili Wuji leaned over to apologize to Gu Beiyu: "Sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, I will extend it for you..."

"No need," Gu Beiyu sat on the merry-go-round and circled leisurely, "It's true that I cheated..."

As soon as the words fell, the angel knights all pursed their lips and raised their heads suddenly. Although they still didn't dare to speak, they all cast their resentful eyes on Gu Beiyu, as if they were looking at a hateful scumbag who tarnished their innocence!

"However," Gu Beiyu's eyes lightly swept over their indignant faces as the merry-go-round turned, and suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth briskly, then spread his hands helplessly, and said super shamelessly, "As long as you can't catch them Evidence of my cheating is not cheating."

What kind of logic is this?

The audience was stunned by Gu Beiyu's thick skin!

At this time, the merry-go-round has only the last half circle left.

Gu Beiyu suddenly took out all the arrows behind his back, and then threw them towards the sky amidst the exclamation of everyone.

Amidst the flickering cold light in the sky, Gu Beiyu's glazed eyes reflecting the setting sun were also dazzling like sharp arrows.

Immediately afterwards, he slowly lifted the corner of his mouth like a fox, his brows and eyes were curved, and he said in a clear and clear voice: "Now I will show you what real cheating is!"

In the next second, all arrows are fired!

The author has something to say: Why is □□ mouthed!West, comma, alone!

The sentence at the beginning is: It should just be that Wanyan Zimengdie's chin is stained with something dirty Mr. Guye Moli is helping him to wipe it off...

As a result, Xi, comma, was alone!