After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Dugu Yemoli's name was really useful, and within two hours, Baili Wuji left the sword in his hand and hurried over from the martial arts training ground behind the castle.

Two hours is really fast, after all, Baili Wuji's palace is 100 times bigger than Ouyang Nanxun's castle!In order to facilitate the work of the servants, the king even equipped each servant in the palace with a special electronic bus card, so that the servants can take the bus to work every morning, which is really humane.

However, in order to hurry, Baili Wuji did not take the exclusive bus for the royal family, but let Ximen Unicorn transform into a prototype and fly directly.

knock knock.

There were two taps on the window sill.

Gu Beiyu, who was overwhelmed by the fragrance of white lotus, woke up from his nap, walked to the windowsill and opened the door.

That's right, after ordering Ximen Dujiao, Gu Beiyu even took a nice nap during the two hours when Baili Wuji flew over!

After all, if he wanted to go back to his room, he would be gone within an hour every time. The sofa in the living room was big enough for him, Yan Nanchuan and Shangguan Green Tea to compete in a [-]-meter relay race with three grown men.

If you want to say that everything is good in Mary Su World, the transportation is really inconvenient!

Ximen Dujiao put Baili Wuji, who was carried on his shoulders like a sack, on the edge of the window, then walked to the wall by himself and waited with his hands behind his back.

When Shangguan green tea saw the Ximen unicorn, it was like marshmallow meeting water, and instantly melted into a pool of sticky, sweet and greasy sugar water. He picked up the honey passion white lotus tea that he brewed on the spot half an hour ago , with a blushing little cheek like a flower and jade, rubbing her face (*/Ⅴ＼*) on her face.

Ximen Dujiao glanced at him: "..."

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Shangguan Green Tea pinched his throat, and his gentle and sweet voice was so rippling that water could be squeezed out. Gu Beiyu flew away ten meters in an instant: "Mr. Ximen~ Hello~ I am a friend of Mr. Dugu Yemoli ~Shangguan Green Tea~You can call me by my nickname~Chaer~"

"..." Gu Beiyu suddenly felt that Shangguan Green Tea was very shameless, whether it was a self-proclaimed friend of Dugu Ye Moli, or the last tea.

But Shangguan Green Tea's trick is obviously very useful. Dugu Ye Moli is the person his boss values ​​most now. Since the other party claims to be a friend, Ximen Dujiao can only nod and respond indifferently: "Well, hello, Mr. Cha'er."

It never occurred to Ximen Dujiao that he would directly call out the name of Shangguan Green Tea: "..."

puff-

Nosebleeds spurted out instantly.

Ximen Dujiao stared at the nosebleed gushing out of Shangguan Green Tea's fingers like a spring, and frowned slightly: "Mr. Cha'er, are you okay?"

Shangguan Green Tea: "It's okay~ I heard that when you have a nosebleed, it will be better if you raise your head at a 45-degree angle and look up at the sky~ Unfortunately, I don't know how big a 45-degree angle is~ Can you help me? "

"Okay, Mr. Cha'er." Without saying a word, Ximen Dujiao walked up to Shangguan Green Tea, quickly pressed two broad and powerful palms on Shangguan Green Tea's delicate cheeks, and suddenly moved upwards when Shangguan Green Tea was caught off guard. As soon as he raised it, his deep and cold purple eyes met Shangguan Green Tea's stunned emerald green eyes.

Shangguan Green Tea: "..."

thumping——

thumping——

Four eyes facing each other.

Someone's heartbeat accelerated crazily in an instant.

"Mr. Cha'er." Ximen Dujiao's deep voice, which was as captivating as the environment, sounded slowly.

"..." Shangguan's green tea's Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed with difficulty, "What, what?"

Ximen Dujiao: "Is this method really useful?"

Shangguan Green Tea roared nervously: "Of course! Uh... I, I mean, of course~Mr. Ximen~"

Ximen Dujiao stared suspiciously at Shangguan's green tea from gushing into an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon and even a few drops of nosebleed splashed on his collar, and said: "But, your nosebleed seems to be bleeding It's getting worse."

"..." Shangguan Green Tea stared at Ximen Dujiao's handsome face in a trance, and waved his hands indifferently, looking like a starved ghost who died under the peony flower and was a ghost, "At the beginning, it was true. That’s how it is~ When the nosebleeds run out~then it won’t come out anymore~”

Ximen Unicorn: "???"

Sounds like something is wrong?

"..." Gu Beiyu looked at Shangguan Green Tea who was bleeding nose crazily while not forgetting to be flirtatious, with a face full of pain, and he had a better understanding of the cuteness of Ximen's unicorn in his heart!

Brother, although you are really ignorant of the world, you don't have to do what others tell you to do!If you go on like this, sooner or later you will be wiped out by the hungry, thirsty, unbearable green tea stalker next to you, do you know that?Didn't you see that little green tea looks at you like it wants to strip you naked and eat you up!

And Shangguan Cha'er, there are still people around, please pay attention to the influence, okay?I think you don't want to be called Cha'er at all, but Ximen Cha'er!

...No, no, I think you'd better deal with your nosebleed first, you look like you're about to faint from blood loss!

The second after this thought appeared, Gu Beiyu watched helplessly as Shangguan Green Tea collapsed into Ximen Dujiao's broad arms with a groan, bloody face, and sprayed blood on Ximen Dujiao's face by the way.

"..." Gu Beiyu suddenly felt that his face was covered in blood by Shangguan Green Tea's bloody love story!

No eye to see, no eye to see!

Gu Beiyu wiped his face in pain, and looked away with a click of his tongue.

at the same time.

the other side……

"Mr. Duguye Moli, I heard from Adjutant Ximen that you have something to ask me?" Baili Wuji climbed in from the window sill with a very natural movement while wiping the fine sweat on his forehead from the scorching sun with a chest scarf. , when Baili Wuji raised his eyes full of hope, and met the indifferent look in Shangyan Nanchuan's ice-blue eyes, he knew that what he was looking forward to in his heart had completely failed.

While Baili Wuji looked at Yan Nanchuan affectionately, Ouyang Nanxun also looked at Baili Wuji with a complicated expression, with pain, nostalgia, and disappointment in his eyes...but there was no hatred.

Until now, Ouyang Nanxun is still unwilling to believe that his good brother who has been with him day and night for so many years will abandon him for an illusory so-called love.

However, Ouyang Nanxun understood Baili Wuji's obsession with Dugu Yemoli.

Now Baili Wuji is cut off from the red line of marriage with Dugu Yemoli by the laws of the world, recalling his own paranoia and madness in the past, it just feels very unreasonable.

Although Dugu Yemoli is really good-looking, and I still want to make a skirt for him, but I can't fall in love at first sight, right?What he likes is obviously not the cold type like Dugu Ye Moli.

It's hard to understand!

Dugu Yemoli is really poisonous!

I heard that Murong Xinghe also had a deep love for Dugu Yemoli when he was in Marysu College, but after he recognized Mr. Yan Zimengdie as his father and was turned into a puffer fish by Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, he gradually became indifferent to Dugu Ye Moli's feelings...

Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie is also very amazing!

The prototype of Baili Wuji is an ancient mythical beast. There is no way to turn him into a small animal. It seems that if he wants to regain his sanity, he must find a way to make him recognize Mr. Yan Zimengdie as his father. ...

Little did he know that his ex-brother was thinking about making him kneel down and call him father, but Baili Wuji was still staring at Yan Nanchuan deeply and affectionately.

Baili Wuji: Ding——

Gu Beiyu frowned slightly. He didn't like the way Baili Wuji looked at Yan Nanchuan. He took a step forward, seemingly unintentionally blocking Yan Nanchuan's half body, and said, "Actually, I have something to look for you."

Baili Wuji looked at Yan Nanchuan with a faintly flickering light in his beautiful silver eyes.

Yan Nanchuan coughed lightly: "That's right, if you have something to say, please speak first, and I'll be listening."

After finishing speaking, he spread out his hands very obediently, signaling for the two of them to invite first.

"..." The last ray of light in Baili Wuji's eyes also faded, and he regained his mechanical look, looking at Gu Beiyu indifferently, "May I ask what's the matter?"

Gu Beiyu didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he went straight to the point and said, "It is impossible for me to hand over Dugu Ye Moli to you. If you have any conditions to let us leave, just say it."

Hearing this, Baili Wuji's expression was weird for a moment, he frowned and stared at Gu Beiyu's eyes, his tone was unprecedentedly serious, and said: "Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, although you are also a very outstanding Mr. Dugu Yemoli, and is also the best friend of Mr. Dugu Yemoli, but with all due respect, using this method to deliberately stop my pursuit of Mr. Duguyemoli does not attract my attention to you. On the contrary, I I'm very disgusted, as a friend of Mr. Dugu Yemoli, you should be more self-respecting."

"..." Gu Beiyu almost smeared the [Grass Mud Horse] that popped out from the top of his head into the opponent's face.

Oh shit, I almost forgot, affected by his attribute of "keen to grab men with the male protagonist", every cannon fodder will think that he likes them, the former one is Ouyang Nanxun, now it is Baili Wuji .

Damn, just speechless, does he look like one of those half-hearted, watery people?

And he was thinking that he didn't say anything misleading just now, why did he suddenly turn into Baili Wuji?His heart belongs to Dugu Yemoli, okay?

Gu Beiyu gritted her teeth, it is so annoying to always be misunderstood that she likes others!

"Number one, I don't... like you!" Gu Beiyu hurriedly swallowed the "Number one, I don't call you hello" that he almost blurted out, secretly thinking that he was really poisoned by the poison of answering the question and unlocking it...it's all Murong Xinghe's fault!

However, hearing these words in Baili Wuji's ears, he was indeed acknowledging his feelings for him in a disguised form. For a moment, he was extremely helpless and completely unable to understand. Difficult and unreasonable people become friends.

Unaware of Baili Wuji's slander, Gu Beiyu's eyes widened and he raised his second finger: "Second, how can I take Dugu Ye Moli away from here, you send a message!"

"You want to take someone away?" Baili Wuji frowned slightly, and murmured in a low voice, "As a knight of Glory and others, if someone wants to take away his beloved People must treat each other with the etiquette of a knight..."

"Etiquette for knights?" Yan Nanchuan had sharp ears and quickly caught the point, "What is that?"

Gu Beiyu's expression was very impatient: "Can you say something aloud? What kind of man is hiding something like that!"

Baili Wuji was very displeased with Gu Beiyu's vulgar words and deeds that were ungentlemenly, but Mr. Dugu Ye Moli asked aloud, and he could only explain reluctantly: "The so-called knight's etiquette , that is, if there is an emotional dispute between the knights, it is necessary to go to the martial arts training ground to compete among the knights in public, and sign an agreement, the loser will automatically withdraw from the pursuit of that person, but..."

There was a pause in the words, Baili Wuji glanced at Gu Beiyu with a gloomy expression, and said, "It's just that Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me..."

Although the words are not finished, everything is in the end.

Fuck, you underestimated me!

Gu Beiyu, whose force value was 0, exploded instantly.

"..." Yan Nanchuan stared at Gu Beiyu's wonderful facial expressions, and could vaguely sense what was going to happen next!After all, such a similar situation has happened twice!

Sure enough, the moment after Baili Wuji's voice fell, Gu Beiyu's mind sounded the familiar system prompt sound——

[Sub-quest 7: As a peerless white lotus standing above heaven and earth, how can others question my riding and shooting ability at will?If you are a man, you can't bear it!What are you still doing in a daze, quickly accept the challenge, and use your strength to make the other party kneel down and call you daddy!Time limit: 24 hours. 】

"Who said I can't do it?" Gu Beiyu stared at Baili Wuji's eyes with red eyes and said every word, the part where the teeth occluded under the base of the ear was twitching with anger, looking like she wanted to bite him to death , "I will accept your challenge right now. I don't need you to withdraw from your pursuit of Dugu Yemoli. The old rule is that whoever loses will kneel down and call Dad... Heh, do you want to get Dugu Yemoli? Step over my corpse!"

Gu Beiyu was so angry that he didn't even have time to complain about the weird ♂ in the mission.

Damn it, everyone wants to rob him of his Dugu Ye Moli!

Dugu Ye Moli, it's obviously his!

his! ! !

Yan Nanchuan was taken aback by the last blackened line of the classic protagonist: "..."

It's too deep into the drama, hey!

But Baili Wuji, an aboriginal comic who has been influenced by Mary Su culture, was shocked: "..."

Although, we are here for a serious game, and no human life is involved!

However, the appearance of Wanyan Zimengdie really doesn't look like she likes herself, but... like looking at a damned love rival who snatched away the one she loves?

As soon as this idea appeared, Baili Wuji suppressed it in horror.

Impossible, Wanyan Zimengdie is just a good friend of Mr. Dugu Yemoli, it must... must be thinking too much!

"Okay," Baili Wuji looked at Gu Beiyu's red eyes with anger, and quickly turned cold. He was still very confident in his own strength, and he didn't care about calling his father at all. He turned slightly Head, and whispered to Ximen Dujiao who came back after washing his face, "At six o'clock this evening, Adjutant Ximen, bring them to the martial arts training ground to meet me."

Ximen Dujiao responded.

After saying that, Baili Wuji took a deep look at Yan Nanchuan according to the practice of cannon fodder before leaving, then turned and left. When Ouyang Nanxun was hit, he suddenly paused.

Besides him, who else could give Ouyang Nanxun such a heavy blow?

However, he wanted it for love, he wanted it for Dugu Yemoli, whom he yearns for day and night and can't sleep at night...

Baili Wuji gritted his teeth, and finally turned around to ignore Ouyang Nan's gradually dim eyes looking at him, turned and left indifferently.

What a scumbag man!

At six o'clock in the evening, the sun was setting, and a bloody red sun hung low in the sky, dyeing the entire snow-white sky red, like the hot blood spilled by countless dead soldiers.

In the martial arts training ground, Gu Beiyu leaned limply on Yan Nanchuan's shoulders, sweating profusely from the heat, and the strong sunset shone down unscrupulously, pulling the shadows of the two into two narrow and slender lines, like two Mottled vines that are intertwined and inseparable.

"If it really doesn't work, forget it." Yan Nanchuan distressedly wiped Gu Beiyu's round head, which was as wet as a boiled egg just picked up from a pot, with a paper towel. What kind of riding and shooting is simply suffering.

"Okay, okay!" Gu Beiyu took the water handed over by Yan Nanchuan, poured it down while waving his small fists, and finished the rest of the sentence, "Su Nanyin can't shrink I can't do it myself!"

Yan Nanchuan understood, knowing that he couldn't persuade him, he could only sigh helplessly, and virtuously helped Gu Beiyu wipe his sweat and water to loosen his muscles and bones.

Gu Beiyu habitually diverted his thinking, and found that when he played games with the cannon fodder attackers, it seemed that the sun was setting, but this is also understandable, after all, in the world of Marysu comics, he just went to the bathroom for half a day. The hour is gone, and there is no way to spend most of the day on the road.

There seems to be no other time except after dinner!

After a short wait, Baili Wuji, dressed in a silver knight outfit, stepped on silver boots and hung a sword from his waist, and came to the crowd with a solemn face. He first aimed at Yan Nanchuan with burning and confident eyes, and saw that Yan Nanchuan Gu Beiyu spoke softly in his ears, and his movements were intimate. The eyes that stared at Gu Beiyu were warm and profound like never before, but they didn't even look at him. His heart suddenly twitched slightly. Thoughts popped up again, but it wasn't Wanyan Zimengdie's affection for Duguye Moli, but Duguye Moli's love for Wanyan Zimengdie...

"What are the rules of the game?" Gu Beiyu's impatient voice interrupted Baili Wuji's thoughts, "Can you please hurry up?"

real!of!good!hot!ah!

Baili Wuji came back to his senses, thankful that he didn't continue to think about that horrible guess, took the handkerchief from Ximen Dujiao and wiped off his sweat, and said: "Riding and shooting, of course, you have to get on the horse first, and then shoot the arrow. Detecting the knight's riding and swordsmanship, and shooting arrows while the horse's back is bumping, there are many considerations for the control ability of the body balance, the strength of the lower body tied to the horse's back, and the ability to predict the moving target, etc., which is very difficult... ..."

"..." Gu Beiyu stared at Baili Wuji's small cherry mouth dreamily with his face flushed by the scorching sun, and couldn't help licking the tender lips that had been soaked in pure water not long ago. Lips, I suddenly want to eat cherries!

It's completely like a slip-up in class!

Baili Wuji continued to babble: "Considering Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie's physical fitness this time, we chose the most basic fixed target competition. At that time, a range will be drawn in the center of the martial arts training ground. You can only ride horses within the range, and you cannot jump out of the range. There will be an unlimited number of archery targets outside the range. The distance of the targets varies. The more targets you hit, the farther the target distance is, the higher the target hit rate will be. The more favorable it is, the final winner will be obtained by combining the three, these are the basic rules.”

After finishing speaking, Baili Wuji stood in front of Gu Beiyu indifferently, waiting for the other party's reaction.

"..." Yan Nanchuan silently poked Gu Beiyu, who was obviously in a daze, with his elbow, like a three-good student secretly reminding his poor student at the same table who was absent in class and was unfortunately called by the teacher to answer.

"Ah, oh..." Gu Beiyu finally came back to his senses from the state of his left ear going in and his right ear coming out, and nodded obediently as if he understood it completely, "You're right!"

Baili Wuji: "..."

I'm introducing the rules, but isn't what I said right?

"Cough," Gu Beiyu pretended that he was really listening carefully, "so our first step is to choose a horse of our own, right?"

Riding and shooting, riding and shooting, how to ride without a horse, there must be nothing wrong with choosing a horse first!But it's inexplicably funny to think that the prototype of Baili Wuji is a husky. Do huskies ride horses?Hahaha!But having said that, isn't there a ready-made horse on the scene?

Thinking of this, Gu Beiyu couldn't help but cast a gloomy glance at the long Ximen unicorn standing behind Baili Wuji with his hands behind his back all the time, who was obviously taller than Baili Wuji by a little bit...

Ximen Unicorn: "???"

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Ximen Dujiao couldn't understand Gu Beiyu's eyes, but Shangguan Green Tea, who was always paying attention to Ximen Dujiao's situation, instantly understood Gu Beiyu's meaning.

Taking a deep breath, Shangguan Green Tea couldn't hold back and smashed Gu Beiyu's back with a small fist, blushing and said, "What are you thinking! The little unicorn is Mr. Baili's adjutant, not a mount! "

Gu Beiyu remained motionless: "..."

Wow, the little unicorn is screaming, this speed is also okay.

Your little unicorn is on your forehead, my little unicorn is on my heart what... hiss~

Gu Beiyu was instantly numb by himself, quickly rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, and casually said to Baili Wuji, "Can I define the types of horses?"

Baili Wuji nodded indifferently, no matter what kind of horse it was, he was fine with it.

Murong Xinghe & Ouyang Nanxun: "..."

No, no, judging from my (our) experience of being entrapped countless times by Wanyan Zimengdie, Wanyan Zimengdie must be preparing to cheat!

Baili Wuji, you will definitely regret it! ! !

Half an hour later, Baili Wuji's always calm and self-sufficient face finally cracked slowly, pointing at the colorful "horse" specially prepared by Gu Beiyu in front of him and said in disbelief: "Are you sure we want to ride this?"

Isn't this a carousel? !

The author has something to say: the number of words in this chapter is enough, so there is no second update~