After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

One group of species slept until 2:[-] p.m. the next day, only to be awakened by empty stomachs and hunger.

However, unlike other species, Gu Beiyu was not woken up by starvation, but by the miserable chirping of Ouyang Xiaoniao.

On top of Ouyang Nanxun's head was a small golden cloud wrapped in a whirlwind, in which hung pitifully [Where did you go?] with Mu Yao's soft pen.Why is the swelling gone? QAQ! ]’s barrage banner, while twittering mournfully, flapping its wings and groping around its body, obviously looking for something.

"Damn it, it's so noisy..." Gu Beiyu got up from the pillow in a dizzy state, feeling his cochlea was numb. Before going to bed last night, he pressed Ouyang Nanxun's dog paw on his On the side of the head, waking up now can be regarded as retribution!

Gu Beiyu squinted his eyes and looked around, the bed beside him was empty and cold, Yan Nanchuan must have been up for a long time, Shangguan Green Tea slept too far away to see, the two fluffy little Javas seemed to be hugging an ugly one Like a wilted inflatable doll, he tightly hugged Murong Xinghe who had regained his shriveled fish body, resting his round chin on top of Murong Xinghe's head, pressing Murong Xinghe like a dying salted fish.

Obviously, even hunger can't overcome the charm of returning to the cage!

But having said that, as a fish, Murong Xinghe not only can't swim, but also lives on land in his daily life, he doesn't seem to worry at all that he will be droughted to death, it's amazing!

Flicking his little hand to the side, Gu Beiyu grabbed Ouyang Xiaoniao, who kept chirping, into his palm, rubbed his temples that were sore from staying up late, and grinned and threatened: "If it's not something important, I'll just take a bite." eat you!"

As soon as the words fell, his stomach grunted in a very appropriate way, which seemed to prove that Gu Beiyu was not lying... Little Match, who is hungry, will really eat Little Fat Chirp!

Ouyang Nanxun was frightened for a moment, sobbed in a low voice, Yun Duo above his head tremblingly changed a line of words like a bullied little wife - [My bell is gone! . . (p>O<.). . .Cry and cry! ]

While the banner was crying, a whirlwind was blowing around the small golden clouds, and it began to rain‵‵‵, the mood was very realistic!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I have to say that the current style of painting is really very empathetic, and I hang all my thoughts on the top of my head, and I don’t need to worry about the language barrier anymore!

As for Ouyang Nanxun's bell... Gu Beiyu recalled the scene before they left the fantasy new country——

The fantasy unicorn brought down the ceiling with an immeasurable number of angel hutches.

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On a full moon night, Baili Wuji became mad under the influence of the blood of an ancient divine beast, and was knocked unconscious by a giant boomerang from the Ice Snow Fairy.

Pushing forward--

Gu Beiyu, who was wearing a small skirt, sat astride Ouyang Nanxun's body and forcibly poured the transformation potion into him.

Then Ouyang Nanxun turned into Ouyang Xiaoniao, with clothes, shoes, jewelry and jade scattered all over the floor, including of course the little golden bell that Ouyang Nanxun always carried with him to summon the Angel Knight Legion.

Uh uh uh.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I'm sorry it's his fault.

"Cough, what?" Gu Beiyu touched the tip of his nose guiltily, resolutely omitting the cause and only leaving the consequences, "Your little bell may have fallen into the dreamy new kingdom and forgot to bring it out."

Ouyang Nan's hair drooped in frustration: "Chirp~"

[What should I do, can I still find it? (ㄒoㄒ) crying~]

It's all in ruins.

"Of course." Gu Beiyu gently stroked Ouyang Nanxun's stupid hair, and said solemnly, "I promise you!"

"... Chirp?" Ouyang Nanxun raised his bird's head, stared at Gu Beiyu's serious fair face with tears in his eyes for a while, and threw himself into Gu Beiyu's arms with a chirping sound.

Obviously has forgotten who is the culprit!

From Ouyang Nanxun's point of view, although the little bell probably won't be able to summon the angel knight in the future, it was a gift from Baili Wuji at his 18-year-old coming-of-age ceremony, and at that time Baili Wuji He also made an oath that he would protect him well in the future and would never allow him to be bullied by others again. Even now that Baili Wuji had betrayed their friendship, those oaths would probably be invalidated, but Ouyang Nanxun was still very reluctant.

After all, Baili Wuji is also his only good friend for so many years, and the little golden bell is not only his amulet, but also the bell of friendship that has witnessed their growth together for so many years, even if they will lose it eventually, It should also be him who returned the little bell to its original owner, instead of just losing it inexplicably.

After another half an hour, the other species finally got enough sleep and went back to the cage, and got up from the bed one after another.

Gu Beiyu came out after washing up, said good morning to Yan Nanchuan who had already been waiting in the living room, pulled the chair beside him and sat down to wait for dinner.

The system rubbed its eyes, yawned and said: [Morning, Beibei~]

Gu Beiyu: "Good morning."

System: [I have something to tell you, Baili Wuji's character card was updated last night, do you want to see it now? 】

Gu Beiyu paused while holding the chopsticks, and asked casually while opening the character introduction: "Update? When did it happen?"

The system groaned: [It was updated last night when Baili Wuji lifted his vest, but you made it too late and I fell asleep, so I didn't have time to download and install the update package. I will install it for you as soon as I woke up up. 】

Gu Beiyu felt amazing: "I thought this kind of thing would never change."

System: [I told you earlier, our system is very user-friendly~]

The character introduction has been opened, Gu Beiyu hummed casually, and took a closer look, Baili Wuji's name and attributes are still the same, but the identity setting has undergone a small change——

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Identity setting: The leader of the Angel Knight Legion, possesses the most exquisite riding and sword skills in the entire Marysu Kingdom, and a dreamy unicorn that thousands of princes dream of. However, he seems ordinary and simple, but his real identity is Mary. His Royal Highness, Prince Su, is really hiding something.

"..." As soon as Gu Beiyu saw the words "His Royal Highness Prince Marysu", he couldn't help falling into the anger of his own ice and snow fairy being proposed again!

In all fairness, the status of His Royal Highness is still very worthy of his family's Ice Fairy, but after thinking about it, there is really nothing surprising.After all, no matter what, before Baili Wuji was denied by the laws of the world, he was only the protagonist at any rate.

In the current world where the inward volume reaches 28cm (??? What is 28cm?) and the beauty is paramount, without the identity of Su Lisuqi and Ritianridi, how can he be ashamed to do gong?

Speaking of this length, Gu Beiyu politely dropped his morals.

Hmm... I don't know how long the hero is.I heard that those who act as shoushu seem to be relatively petite, but judging from his encounter with the toothpick of the male protagonist in the toilet... the length seems to be okay?

I don't know, it's much longer than himself anyway.

Since they are still just stick figures, don't even think about the thickness.After all, their limbs and bodies are nothing more than a piece of instant noodles, and what they have in their natural state is of course just a piece of soft instant noodles.

But he can still look forward to what he will look like after the painting style is upgraded. Every time he goes to the bathroom, the feeling of holding instant noodles in his hand is really uncomfortable. It's time to regain his glory hahaha!

"..." Yan Nanchuan looked at Gu Beiyu with complicated eyes while laughing so that his shoulders trembled wildly while sucking the cheese and milky pasta on the plate into his mouth, and even stretched out his soft red tongue A star of white cream splashed out and licked in... I don't know why, suddenly my crotch is cold!

At this time, there were two light knocks at the door, and a man with long white hair and purple eyes walked in.

Then, another 999 servants came in with 999999 white lotus flowers in their hands. While Gu Beiyu and the others were dining, they placed [-] white lotus flowers according to the pattern made by another world's top interior designer. The lotus flowers were laid out one by one, and looking down from the sky, another huge white lotus flower was formed.

In the blink of an eye, Gu Beiyu and the others were buried in the endless sea of ​​white lotus flowers!

"..." Gu Beiyu, who was caught off guard again by Huahai tactics, dropped half of the spaghetti in his mouth into the plate.

If he remembers correctly, this is how Ouyang Nan sought out the male lead back then, right?Don't think I can't recognize you if you replace the rose with a white lotus!

Not only did they use the roses given to the male protagonist to borrow flowers to present Buddha, but now they even directly plagiarized their ideas. Baili Wuji is also very shameless!

On the opposite side of the dining table, Shangguan Green Tea, who was eating elegantly, suddenly put down the knife and fork between his fingers, and clasped his fingers together in front of his chest. His eyes were full of light, his red lips were slightly parted, and his chest was breathing rapidly together. Looking at it, it's like seeing a girl in the arms of a lover in a dream.

[Ahhh, help, my male god, look over, look over, look over... I'm gone...%#&￥℃$#%*の#&incoherent.jpg]

Gu Beiyu raised his eyebrows: "..."

Oh, there are melons.

Shangguan Green Tea's appearance as if he had taken an aphrodisiac successfully attracted the man's attention.

Snow-white and smooth long hair fluttered, and the man tilted his head imperceptibly, as if he didn't quite understand why this man suddenly fell into heat when he clearly didn't use illusion.

Fuck, tilt your head and kill!

Silently, a voluptuous bright red nosebleed slowly flowed out from Shangguan Green Tea's nasal cavity.

"Chirp!" Ouyang Nan, who was splashed by nosebleeds, fluttered his wings and jumped up in horror. Two bird claws picked up a ball of toilet paper and threw it to Shangguan Green Tea in disgust.

Damn, drink more green tea when you get angry, don't come out and harm Xiao Feiqiu!

"Are you... all right?" Gu Beiyu stared at the blood gushing out of Shangguan's green tea's slender fingertips with complicated eyes, very worried that he would directly bleed himself to death here!

"Thank you Wanyan Zimengdie brother for your concern, I'm fine~" Shangguan Green Tea shyly covered her nose, and made a slender chirping sound like Ouyang's bird, which made Gu Beiyu tremble with success.

Fuck, I didn't see you for one night, but Shangguan Green Tea's skills have improved a bit, it's amazing!

Gu Beiyu's face was struck by lightning, and he quickly stuck a stick of milk into his mouth, and the sound of popping cream made Yan Nanchuan's eyelids twitch crazily!

Shangguan Green Tea smiled coquettishly, and glanced at the white-haired man with alluring eyes. His slender and thick eyelashes fluttered up and down like butterfly wings, and he was obviously flirting wildly. His heart was crazy. Crowing——

Ah ah ah the ultimate attack!What a big top-quality attack!And it's still cold on the outside, but cute on the inside!It's fucking my heavenly dish!

Look at the legs, the arms, the face...

Although the abdominal muscles cannot be seen, the smooth and stern jaw and neck lines alone have shown how strong the man's physical strength is!

And this upright, upturned, round, round butt, and this thin and strong waist tightly tucked into the leather buckle belt... You can tell that the X function must be very powerful at a glance!

There is almost nothing unsatisfactory in the whole body, it is completely tap-dancing on Lao Tzu's sexual addiction!

Shangguan Green Tea suddenly felt that his little heart hurt by Ouyang Xiaoniao was healed!

He can do it again!

For a moment, Shangguan Green Tea's emerald-like eyes burst out with burning enthusiasm like a fire, his eyes were very revealing, and he wished he could strip the man naked on the spot in a few minutes!

What a strange person, the man couldn't get the begging signal from a hungry little shou at all, so he looked away indifferently, and turned to face Yan Nanchuan.

"Respected Mr. Dugu Yemoli, hello, I am Ximen Dujiao, the adjutant of Head Baili, this is the white lotus given to you by Head Baili, please accept it."

Ximen's one-horned brows and eyes are handsome and indifferent, his facial features are sharp and deep, his deep voice is as cool as moonlight, with a faint hint of undetectable charm, like a mist full of venom, if you take a shallow breath, you will be out of control into a treacherous illusion.

"...It's you?" Yan Nanchuan's expression was in a trance for a moment, and he quickly reacted, his eyes complicated, "Are you that unicorn from last night?"

Ximen's unicorn eyes flickered slightly: "Yes, Mr. Dugu Yemoli, that's me."

I am, the fantasy unicorn.

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Gu Beiyu couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the hero's beastly sensitivity: "..."

Good guy, it's been a long time since I've been in this illogical and magical Mary Sue comic, and now I'm not surprised to see that the fantasy unicorn can turn into a human form or something!

Then again, wouldn't it be nice if a unicorn could turn into a human and ride him?After all, the navel orange is a pretty simple move, not to mention that Baili Wuji is still a pure and pure little prince waiting for his destined person to pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence (?), how could he be defiled by other men!

And Ximen Dujiao, you can get this name very casually, for fear that others will not know that you have a horn?

Thinking of this, Gu Beiyu looked at Ximen's single-horned forehead. Only then did he realize that there was nothing different from their faces except for two rainbow beans and a small cherry mouth with inferior lipstick. Ximen On the rounded forehead of the unicorn, there is really a silver-white spiral horn that glows slightly, as if licking the horn and pressing it.

Perhaps accidentally, a soft white lotus petal is stuck on the tip of the delicate and delicate horn, which is paired with Ximen Unicorn's violet rainbow peas eyes, and the same cherry blossom pink light as Yan Nanchuan's. Lips, and the cute cocoa cream puff font banner in the snow-white clouds above his head——

[I, unicorn, high-cold, I have no feelings, don't talk to me. ▼.▼]

...and the effect is surprisingly hilarious!

"..." Gu Beiyu's face and muscles twitched a few times quickly, and was forced down again, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but crazily tilted to the sides, and he looked like he had facial paralysis for a while!

There is a wonderful crispy horn on the egg, but it's okay hahaha!

Ximen's unicorn turned to Gu Beiyu with faintly cold eyes, and said indifferently: "Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, why do you keep staring at my little unicorn? Is there something wrong with my little unicorn?" ?"

Hearing this serious question, Gu Beiyu almost couldn't help but spit out his saliva!

Hahahahaha help!Why can this person say "my little unicorn" in such a serious tone?

Gu Beiyu slammed his chest a few times, and quickly found an excuse: "Ahem, cough, what, your... little unicorn accidentally stuck a flower petal..."

"So that's the case, thanks for reminding me." Ximen unicorn was slightly taken aback, and he reached out and pulled out the little silver unicorn on his forehead with a pop, took off the white lotus petal, and pointed at the little unicorn. The corner of the horn blew lightly, took out the bra from the breast pocket and wiped it gently like wiping a mirror, and then put it back with a beep.

The unicorn of Ximen was propped against a small silver-white unicorn exuding the fragrance of white lotus on his forehead, and his purple eyes quietly watched Gu Beiyu's eyes, and asked, "Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, please take a look again. ?"

"No, no more..." Gu Beiyu stared dumbfounded at his movements, rolled his Adam's apple, swallowed with difficulty, and said in a trance, "Ju, did you break it off just like that?"

...So it turns out that this thing can be taken off casually? ! ! !

"..." Seeing this extremely familiar movement and hearing a very exciting word from Gu Beiyu's mouth, Yan Nanchuan's complexion changed, and he immediately recalled a very terrifying memory, and he successfully evolved from a crotch. Hip. Next pain!