After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

In the crystal mirror, Gu Beiyu's original stunning and beautiful facial features are fading away at a fast speed, as if an invisible hand of an artist is gently erasing them with an eraser, from top to bottom, eyebrows, eyes, nose... How did those beautiful and delicate lines appear one by one at the beginning, and how they disappeared one by one at this time. In the blink of an eye, the white round cake face painted with a beautiful face returned to the original empty round cake appearance...

No, it can’t be said that there is nothing there, and I don’t know if it’s because the artist holding the eraser is shaking his hands and blindly wiping his eyes, or the laws of the world deliberately. Although Gu Beiyu’s facial features are gone, the parts of his eyes However, two small black dots the size of sesame seeds were left behind.

At this moment, these two little black dots were flickering with the frequency of Gu Beiyu's blinking, like two little black stars, but Gu Beiyu felt more like eating sesame seeds on top of his eyes but didn't wipe them clean.

The mouth also left a slender black line, however, it was supposed to be a cute little arc with both ends slightly upturned like a lying crescent moon, but now it became a straight line because of the owner's mood. It looks very unhappy.

The eyes are two dots, and the mouth is a line. Compared with the fairy-like little face five seconds ago, it is simply a world of difference.

Gu Beiyu stared at her peasy eyes in the mirror with open teeth and claws: "..."

Just tell me the laws of the world, are you jealous of me?The law of the world, you fucking return my beauty!

Perhaps Gu Beiyu's resentment is too deep, and the law of the world, which has always been hidden behind and developed insignificantly, responded for the first time this time——

[Ding——Congratulations to the host for obtaining the first experience of the [Asian Magic] four major magic arts [Island Country Makeup]~Scattering Flowers~Although the tips for using props are "Technology determines the effect of use, the more professional the technique, the better the effect." ", but because the host's technology is so good, the current world style can't bear it~ Please host be gentle~]

Translated into adult words: Although you draw very well, but the current style of painting does not allow, please paint again.

#Aftermath is late, but will never be absent#

#世界法, always an afterthought#

Gu Beiyu: "..."

In other words, is the law of this world too free now?Do you still have a bit of dignity as the law of the world if you just open your mouth to be cute?

And what the hell is the last paragraph?Dare to drive on such a broken road?Unauthorized molesting the host Da Da, beware of Ice and Snow Fairy killing you, let me tell you!

[Ding——In order to make up for the host's loss of Dabai's workmanship, the host is now compensated, and a special gift of [Fire Tree Silver Flower] × 1, please continue to maintain the host, work hard, and strive to complete all main tasks as soon as possible, fill up the progress bar of the main task, and return Oh, the real world~]

Gu Beiyu: "..."

It's [Fire Tree and Silver Flower] again!It's [Fire Tree and Silver Flower] again!

Sure enough, it is because I really don't know what to give, so I gave [Fire Tree Silver Flower] to mean it!Do you think you are coaxing children?

So what exactly is this [Fire Tree Silver Flower] used for?It really is not an ordinary provocative weapon!

World Law: "..."

Silence is tonight's fiery trees and silver flowers, you can guess slowly by yourself~

Although Gu Beiyu's brain circuit is relatively clear, he is not really stupid. How could he not see that the laws of the world are so obvious that they want to hide something?

According to the rule of "the world painting style will be upgraded with the growth of the task progress bar", sooner or later the world painting style will be upgraded to the one he just drew. Now it is only in the second stage, and suddenly there is a long The three-dimensional realistic stickman with a three-dimensional face is really scary, and it may cause some turmoil to this fragile small world of comics.

Therefore, it is still understandable that the laws of the world prevent him from going out and wandering around with a human face on his face, but Gu Beiyu has another guess in his heart.

The law of the world doesn't seem to want him to show his true face right now. He is so beautiful, and it's not that he can't see people, so the only possibility is "the law of the world doesn't want him to see someone".

Or to be more precise, "the laws of the world don't want someone to see him", as for who is the person that the laws of the world are cautious about...

System: [Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...]

The crying of the system brought back Gu Beiyu's wandering thoughts, and he quickly asked concerned: "What happened just now? Why did you suddenly freeze?"

The question is so, but there is a faint guess in my heart...

System: [Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I don't know, I just thought you were pretty, so I looked at you a few more times, and then I was disconnected after looking at you. Could it be that the legendary peony flower died ……Huh?Beibei, why did you suddenly become pea-eyed? 】

Directly ignoring the problem of the system's indiscriminate use of colloquialisms and the last sentence, Gu Beiyu thought in his heart that he has indeed caused turmoil to the world... Sigh, he is a man who is a disaster for the country and the people, and a man with a blue face~ he is too beautiful, and it is also a kind of original sin~

"It's nothing," Gu Beiyu replied casually while taking a brush to repaint, "The law of the world has never seen someone as good-looking as me, and the fragile database caused violent turmoil for a while. It also caused some impact, for the sake of the data health of the world's laws, I had no choice but to wipe off my pretty little face, alas, I am really a lovely person with a beautiful heart~"

At this moment, the same thought arose in the database of the laws of the world and the system at the same time——

This man is so fucking shameless.

I don't know about the slander of the unification of the law, Gu Beiyu quickly sketched on his face, and at the same time continued to pull back the thoughts that were interrupted by the system just now in his heart——

No matter what the reason was that he couldn't "meet" Anan, either the time had not come or the preparation was not enough, but no matter what, he would meet sooner or later one day in the future, he shouldn't be in a hurry, just wait.

And seeing the tense look of the law of the world, Yan Nanchuan is very likely to be someone he knows in real life!I just don't know how to get into this mentally retarded manga, and it seems that I have become an aborigine in the manga world?

If this is the case, the other party should have lost his memory just like himself. Even if he wants to ask, he can't ask anything, and it is very likely that the law of the world will prevent him from communicating.

After all, the laws of the world don't even allow Anan to see his real face. Gu Beiyu doesn't think that the other party will allow him to talk about time travel, missions, and so on.

But before that, a little trial is still possible~

"OK, the painting is finished!" Gu Beiyu nimbly turned the brush on his fingertips and returned it to his palm, staring at the big colorful glazed Kazilan eyes on his face in the crystal mirror with eyelashes piercing the sky, holding a petal up The pink and tender cherry mouth said proudly, "This time it will be okay!"

……

This time it is indeed possible, not only Gu Beiyu and the law of the world think it is possible, but also the makeup artists and sisters think it is very good,

The moment Gu Beiyu pushed open the door, the entire closet was silent for a moment.

In the next second, there was only the continuous crackling sound of a piece of objects falling to the ground, and the cufflinks, collar clips, powder puffs, eyebrow pencils, makeup brushes, etc. that the maids held in their hands were all released, and they opened one by one. mouth, with a dull face staring at the little match slowly stepping into the house facing the bright crystal light, I just feel as if I saw a beautiful elf stepping into the world, or a fairy in the sky entering the mortal world for the first time.

gosh...

What kind of soul-stirring beauty is this?

Look at those delicate and small lips, which are as red and lovely as the first-ripe cherries, which are attractive to pick;

Looking at the perfect nose the size of a sesame seed above that lip, I can't wait for someone to come forward and gently pick off that small sesame seed with their mouths;

Look at the bridge of the nose, a pair of Kazilan's oversized colorful eyes that look like a rainbow;

Look at those bright eyes, the thick and slender eyelashes like cattail fans, every slight tremor seems to be able to roll up a tornado of love, and it is impossible to escape without the storm circle~~~

Look at the extremely soft lines on the round head, the graceful arc drawn lightly with a compass; look at the delicate skin that is as fragile as milk pudding; look at the soft and boneless delicate arms and hands like slender hair. Legs; look at the lotus steps moving lightly, every time he takes a step forward, he seems to be able to see the fragrant and fragrant white lotus flowers blooming under his lotus-like transparent and delicate feet. Everywhere seems to have flowers blooming around me.

……

They have lived for so many years, and they have never seen such beautiful facial features!

They have lived for so many years, and they have never seen such a peerless beauty!

What kind of soul-stirring beauty is this?

This is the ecstasy beauty that cannot be described by all the beautiful words in the world!

Does this unparalleled beauty really exist? ! ! !

If Gu Beiyu knew what was going on in their hearts, he would definitely complain about it—of course you haven’t seen the nonsense, because you don’t have facial features at all, okay?

It's a pity that Gu Beiyu doesn't have the ability to read minds. He boldly stepped into the room, and before taking two steps, he suddenly felt that the surroundings seemed a little strangely quiet, and couldn't help but look around——

"Oh my god! He's here!"

"Oh! Please don't look at me with that pitiful and beautiful eyes, I'm going to suffocate!"

"Mom, Fairy and I looked at each other!"

"Save... life... I'm going to die... my nosebleed..."

"Ah I'm dead!"

After finishing the last sentence, there was only a puff, and a thick column of blood gushed out from the nasal cavity of the maid, Little Match, drawing a crystal clear arc in the air against the bright light of the crystal lamp, and then fainted with a bang Completely unconscious on the ground.

Obviously, she is in the style of stick figures for the time being, and she can't bear the coercion from the high-class, beautiful and exaggerated Marysu girl's comic style for the time being, and she is actually stunned by the beauty!

In addition, the originally delicate and pleasant words [maid] on the faces of the other maids who barely fainted are being replaced by [cute] [thinking day] [phantom limb] [hard] [nosebleed] [Ah ah] Replace all, frantically swiping the screen.

It can be seen that the maids who are gentle and quiet on the surface hide a heart that is as hot as a flame!

Gu Beiyu silently touched his face: "..."

Oh shit, did he draw too much?

But why come to him, all the bullet screens are like this!

At this moment, Gu Beiyu suddenly felt a strong gaze staring at him. When he turned his head, those big seven-color Kazilan eyes, which were so blinding that it would kill him to die, instantly met Yan Nanchuan's eyes, and then smoothly caught the ice and snow fairy. It is suspected that the ice-blue eyes cast by the blood of the Ice and Snow Goddess in the extremely cold place of Xichuan in the south are covered with a layer of cold frost and snow that has been attached all year round.

"..."

Brush it.

Brush it.

Yan Nanchuan ice fell like rain.

Thundered.

The word [male protagonist] flashed for a moment, then quickly changed into [split] and back again.

Gu Beiyu didn't notice it, and was very excited by Yan Nanchuan's gaze, so he blinked quickly at him, and two pieces of long and thick false eyelashes fluttered up and down like cattail fans.

Hey, Ice Fairy!

Look at my big Kazilan eyes!

is it nice?

what~

"..."

Click.

The weak and innocent Ice and Snow Fairy was attacked by the tornado of love from the white lotus, and the whole thing was completely torn apart.

Oh help, my eyes tell me that the little match in front of me is as beautiful as a fairy, looks better than a Xi Shi, and is super good-looking, but my heart deeply cannot accept this fact, and I feel countless thunders flickering from his two The flickering Kazilan's big eyes rolled surgingly.

Why is this so?

Is there a problem with my aesthetics, or is there a problem with my psychology?

Apparently, Yan Nanchuan's aboriginal thinking in Mary Su's comics, which is restricted by the laws of the world, is in a fierce struggle with his normal thinking as a normal human being in real life!

However, for Yan Nanchuan, those above are not the scariest. The scariest thing is that he actually feels that this terrifying little match in front of him is so slightly like the one he once had a relationship with in the illusion. That peerless beauty!

Ah, my eyes!

Ah, my tangled heart!

what's wrong with me? !

For a while, more and more ice slags fell out of Yan Nanchuan's eyeballs, brushing, brushing, and after a while, two small piles of ice slags fell on Yan Nanchuan's ice-blue thigh pants, in vain Thin, thin, looks like dandruff...

Yan Nanchuan didn't know that the truth of the similarity he felt between the two was actually——

The beautiful young man in the illusion is Gu Beiyu's three-dimensional real person.

And now Kazilan's big eyes are just Gu Beiyu's two-dimensional Mary Su girl manga-style facial features + a Q-version stick figure without hair (emphasis added).

But this time, even though Yan Nanchuan had faintly sensed that something was wrong with Gu Beiyu, the laws of the world did not suddenly appear to force him.

It knows that Gu Beiyu deliberately painted his current appearance, but as long as Gu Beiyu does not fully reveal his three-dimensional real person appearance in front of Yan Nanchuan, it will be vaguely aware of Gu Beiyu's current appearance. The little thought about temptation doesn't stop me very much.

After all, before the truth of the world is completely revealed, throwing out a little bait properly will be more beneficial to enhance the relationship between the two little matches.

Gu Beiyu cast another two winks at Yan Nanchuan, then walked to his side, and smiled softly at the makeup artist standing behind him: "Excuse me, can I help Dugu Ye Molilan make up?"

? ? ? ! ! !

Yan Nanchuan's heart skipped a beat.

While spitting out nosebleeds like crazy, the makeup artist resisted the idea of ​​fainting and shook his voice and said: "D-of course, there is no one in the world with more powerful makeup skills than you."

"I don't agree!" Yan Nanchuan imagined the scene where he had two eyelashes on his face poking blind people's eyes, and the ice-blue Kazilan's big eyes with snow and mist in front of them, and his back broke out in a cold sweat instantly!

He quickly took two steps back and said, "Just let the makeup artist come, just stand there and don't move, don't come over, don't touch me!"

#Every cell in my body is filled with rejection#

Every time Gu Beiyu just said that he wanted to help him, nothing good would happen!With so many lessons learned from the past, if he doesn't have a long memory, he will be ashamed of his title of ice and snow fairy!

"Makeup artist? Heh..." Gu Beiyu couldn't help but show a wicked smile on his small cherry mouth, and pouted behind him, "Take a look back yourself."

Turning his head, Yan Nanchuan saw that the make-up artist finally couldn't hold back the gushing nosebleeds, fell to the ground with a whimper, and was quickly dragged away by the maid Little Match with toilet paper stuck in her nostrils.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Ah this.

At this moment, a gust of wind suddenly swept from behind, Yan Nanchuan's hair stood up instantly, and he ran away without looking back. Unfortunately, this fragrant and pure white lotus seemed to be born to defeat him.

click!

It was the sound of Yan Nanchuan accidentally stepping on the cosmetic pencil that the makeup artist dropped to the ground.

Ah!

This was Yan Nanchuan's deep and magnetic cry before he fell down.

oh~

This is the clarion call of victory that Gu Beiyu rides on the back of the Frozen Fairy.

Click!

This is the wailing of Ice Fairy's old waist who unfortunately died again~

The next 5 minutes...

The scene was once very bloody, very violent, and very unsuitable for children. It was sad to hear and cry to those who saw it!

But of course, the effect is also very significant.

Be mindless·Innocence·What's wrong with you·Holding hands is so happy·White lotus is holding hands with displeasure·Face is earthy·I'm going to die·Don't talk to me·Believe it or not a look will freeze you to death·Frozen Fairy in half an hour Later, when she appeared at the ball——

In an instant, the whole audience focused their attention and amazed everyone!