After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

As the saying goes, when two fragrances meet, they are extremely jealous.

As soon as the faint green tea fragrance rushed into Gu Beiyu's nostrils, the fragrance of white lotus rushed out of Gu Beiyu's body fiercely, kicking the green tea fragrance away without saying a word when he lifted his pants.

Huh? ! ! !

The fragrance of green tea is used to being domineering by my master, where did I suffer this kind of grievance?It flew in the air and spun around in a daze for a few seconds. When it came back to its senses, it immediately roared angrily and rushed towards the fragrance of the white lotus... Then Gu Beiyu pinched the back of Fate's neck and gave it a slap The arm is thrown away.

"Sorry, the lax discipline of the children at home surprised this gentleman." Gu Beiyu gently touched the fragrant white lotus in his palm, and smiled faintly at Shangguan.

As the saying goes, when two people meet, they are extremely jealous.

When Shangguan saw Gu Beiyu's red lips, white teeth, and snowy skin, he knew that the person in front of him was of the same nature as himself, and the alarm bell in his heart immediately rang, and he said in a vicious voice, "You are Dugu Yemoli?"

boom--

White lotus vs green tea!

The gunfire of the war started in an instant!

System: Excuse me!How dare you talk to the host like that!I don’t know if the host has already cried a whole two cannon fodder?

What is this person's attitude?Gu Beiyu was not happy when he heard his voice, and said coldly, "Why are you looking for Dugu Ye Moli?"

Not admitted, but not denied either.

Shangguan looked him up and down, and the more he looked at him, the more jealous he felt. He gritted his teeth secretly and didn't answer Gu Beiyu's question. I have been haunted all day long, and I don't know what little fairy has seduced her soul. Recently, I suddenly heard that Ouyang brother is hiding in the golden house. I think it must be that he finally got the beauty he longed for. As a child who grew up with Ouyang brother The childhood sweetheart with the closest relationship and the deepest relationship, of course, I have to help Ouyang brother to check it out. Seeing him today, he really has the capital to fascinate~"

Highlights: Brother Ouyang, the closest relationship, the deepest affection, childhood sweetheart.

boom--

Green tea launched a yin-yang attack on Bailian!

White lotus mood -1

Gu Beiyu: "..."

What happened to Gong Dou's sudden sense of sight?And this person's tool-man attribute is too strong, right?Without even opening his mouth, this person has already uttered all the information in a snappy manner, just like the narration tools that must exist in anime to narrate background information, introduce character relationships, and explain weapon movements!

What's more, you said so much, in fact, only the sentence "as a childhood sweetheart who grew up with Ouyang brother with the closest relationship and deepest feelings" is the key point!This eccentric tone of voice and way of declaring sovereignty couldn't have been more obvious!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Shangguan seemed to be wandering, and immediately puffed up his mouth in dissatisfaction: "Hey! Why don't you ask me who I am?"

I don't call you hello, I'm Chu Yuxun!His thoughts were interrupted, and Gu Beiyu rolled his eyes directly to the sky: "Didn't you just say that you are a childhood sweetheart who grew up with Ouyang brother with the closest relationship and deepest affection? I am not deaf."

Gu Beiyu's attitude towards arrogant and unreasonable people is naturally also unreasonable.

boom--

Bailian launched a white-eyed attack on green tea!

Green Tea Mood-9

"You—" Shangguan was interrupted for a moment, and his face immediately flushed with anger.

Baili Wuji's heart skipped a beat. The scene where Gu Beiyu made Mr. Ouyang cry was still vivid in his memory. It would be troublesome if Shangguan started crying here, so he immediately stepped forward and said coldly: "Mr. Shangguan, it's already early morning , Your sudden visit in the middle of the night and your random intrusion into the guest's room are really not the behavior a gentleman should have, please follow me out immediately, otherwise I will take strong measures."

boom--

The knight suddenly entered and launched a steel straight man attack on the green tea!

Green Tea Mood-99

Gu Beiyu stared at him dumbfounded, poked the system silently in his heart, and said, "This guy is too straight..."

Although Shangguan is not a kind of incense and jade, but the EQ is so low that it is awesome.

The system nodded approvingly: [Shangguan will definitely be forced to cry! 】

Sure enough, as expected by the system, the next second, Shangguan burst into tears: "Even brother Ouyang is reluctant to kill me, but you dare to kill me! What are you? But a mere subordinate, a brother Ouyang can do it easily." Abandoned items, believe it or not, I can get Brother Ouyang to fire you immediately with a single word!"

He snapped at Baili Wuji, and then immediately turned to Gu Beiyu: "You are so unqualified, you actually rolled your eyes at me! If Brother Ouyang knew that you looked so ugly in private, he would definitely He was severely abandoned by him!"

boom--

boom--

Green Tea was furious, and launched mad dog-style bombardment verbal attacks on the knight and Bai Lian in turn!

Knight Mood - 33

White lotus mood -66

Baili Wuji's brows were already furrowed. Although he wouldn't care about a child in his capacity, the words were still a little too harsh. Gu Beiyu didn't have the scruples of mature and stable adults like him, and immediately another Rolling his eyes to the sky, he said indifferently: "How about I just roll my eyes? If you want to sue, sue, which onion is Ouyang Nan looking for? Can I roll my eyes?"

As he said that, Gu Beiyu rolled his eyes at Shangguan ten times in a row, making him want to vomit.

But the effect was still very significant, Shangguan was so angry that his blood surged up, his eyelids couldn't help rolling up, as if he was about to faint.

boom--

Bailian launched a continuous white eye attack on green tea!

Green Tea Mood-999

"Oh yes, I forgot to ask you just now," Gu Beiyu rubbed his sore eyes, and said casually, "What's your name?"

Shangguan took a deep breath twice, staring at a pair of eyes red from crying and twitching and sneering, his tear-stained face looked almost pitiful to me, and the words he said were really "vicious like a poisonous snake, wolf-hearted and dog-lung". Gu Beiyu perfectly confirmed Gu Beiyu's original character attributes: "What are you? Are you worthy of knowing my name? If it comes from an ugly person like you, I'm afraid it will dirty me." name!"

boom--

Green tea launched a vicious attack on Bai Lian with "vicious snakes, ruthless and wolf-hearted"!

White lotus mood -666

Gu Beiyu said silently in his heart: "This child is still too young to be sensible."

The system took it very seriously, so it nodded again: [Yes, I owe you a fight. 】

Gu Beiyu said again: "Ouyang Nanxun's peach blossom debt was obviously, but in the end, disaster fell from the sky. When I have a chance when I look back, I will definitely settle the score with him."

The system recalled all kinds of fates after Murong Xinghe became Murong Pufferfish... and immediately searched for a golden candle for Ouyang Nan.

Although the host looked soft, sweet and sculpted in front of the male protagonist, but judging from the way he hated Murong Xinghe at the beginning, he knew that he was definitely not easy to bully.

Besides, without Gu Beiyu, there is Ice Snow Fairy to help him vent his anger!

Thinking in this way, the system couldn't help lighting another candle for Ouyang Nanxun.

Gu Beiyu moved his fingers, suppressed the desire to do it, and said, "So you don't have a name? Since that's the case, I'll call you whatever you want. Shangguan is stupid, Shangguan is stupid, Shangguan is shit...you can choose one of these..." Oh, you can’t choose? Then I’ll help you choose one, let’s go to Shangguan shit, it matches your shit green clothes best, what do you think? Shangguan shit? Huh?”

boom--

Bailian launched a shit attack on green tea!

White lotus mood -9999

This time Shangguan was not about to faint, but was about to burst into anger and died on the spot: "You, you dare to scold me like that! Believe it or not—"

The words were not finished, because in the next second, Gu Beiyu quickly recited the first five sentences of the nine-nine multiplication table!

"Pfft—" Shangguan fell to the ground with his nose bleeding.

boom--

Bailian launched a forward-back attack on the first five sentences of the nine-nine multiplication table against green tea!

White Lotus HP -9

(ps: full blood is 10)

Gu Beiyu said lightly in his heart: "When dealing with such an ignorant brat, you still have to beat him when it's time."

The system took it seriously again, so it nodded again: [Well, you are right. 】

Baili Wuji paused, then took a step back, and looked coldly at Shangguan who was lying in a pool of blood, as if he didn't intend to pay attention to it, which made Gu Beiyu couldn't help but glance at him a few times.

The system propped its chin: [It seems that this cannon fodder attack is not as honest and kind as it appears on the surface, and Baili Wuji is really not human, the male lead's judgment is right! 】

If Yan Nanchuan knew what the system was thinking, he would have shook his head quickly——no, no, no, I'm just talking nonsense and it's none of my business!

At the same time, Baili Wuji was also silently judging Gu Beiyu in his heart—it seemed that this little match, as delicate and delicate as a flower, was not as pure and innocent as it appeared on the surface.

"Integrity and kindness should be reserved for those who deserve him to be treated with integrity and kindness, let alone those like this." While talking to the system in his heart, Gu Beiyu walked slowly in front of the Shangguan and knelt down.

Gu Beiyu smiled purely: "I'll give you another chance, what's your name?"

Shangguan gritted his teeth: "I—"

"If you can't speak, then don't say it," Gu Beiyu used the thing in his hand to stick Shangguan Junxiu's little face, and said in a voice as soft as a sympathizer's whisper, "I don't mind helping you wash with this thing Mouth."

A slippery and cold feeling touched his face, Shangguan turned his head and saw that it was a piece of... mahjong? ? ?

Shangguan's expression suddenly became a little demented.

boom--

White lotus unleashes a mahjong attack on green tea!

White lotus IQ -1

The system was surprised: [You actually took a piece of mahjong to the toilet? 】

"Don't talk nonsense! Look for yourself!" Gu Beiyu motioned him to look at the back of his buttocks, where Slimy was happily nibbling on another piece of jade mahjong, and the crystal water stains on it all showed the face of the official here. The origin of the sticky liquid.

The system immediately liked it: [God assists! 】

Gu Beiyu turned his gaze back to Shangguan, and said in a calm tone, "Don't you want to say it?"

As he spoke, Gu Beiyu touched Shangguan's face with one hand and poked around with the mahjong in the other, as if looking for the position of Shangguan's mouth.

Shangguan was taken aback, and immediately said quickly: "Shangguan green tea!"

System: [Pfft!What an apt name! 】

Gu Beiyu stared at the teal green word [Green Tea] on his face, and smiled softly: "Is there a word missing from your name?"

Shangguan Green Tea was flustered by his laughter, and he felt that he shouldn't speak, but his mouth moved reflexively: "What word?"

Gu Beiyu looked down at him, with a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and said slowly and briskly, "Of course it's the 'bitch' of the "green tea bitch"~"

Although Gu Beiyu's character attributes say that he is "a group of green tea whores", but Gu Beiyu has completely washed away the fragrance of the white lotus after crossing. At this time, he is the purer true White Lotus. This one is a true green tea bitch who couldn't be more vicious, so the name is very appropriate~

"You—" Shangguan rolled his eyes very simply this time, closed his nose and stuck out his tongue, as if he was about to faint again.

boom--

Bailian launches the ultimate green tea bitch attack on green tea!

Green tea blood volume-999999

Green tea remaining HP: -999998

Bailian's remaining HP: 666666

-White lotus vs green tea-

Green tea - KO! ! !

At this time, a deep and clear voice came from not far away: "Did someone look for me just now?"

Yan Nanchuan said as he walked, "I'm sorry, I went to change the sheets just now, and I didn't have time—"

There was a sudden pause in the speech, and Yan Nanchuan watched in bewilderment as Gu Beiyu pressed a small and weak match like him viciously on the ground, and held a moist and translucent... mahjong? ? ?He na na: "You... what are you doing?"

"..." Gu Beiyu patted the non-existent dust on his trouser legs, stood up as if nothing had happened, and said, "I didn't do anything, I just heard that the new green tea kid likes to eat mahjong, so I will feed him a taste with my own hands. "

Shangguan Green Tea: "???"

You fucking like mahjong? ? ?

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Why does it sound weird?

Not daring to refute, Shangguan Green Tea took the opportunity to quickly get up from the ground, reluctantly regained his haughty posture, pointed his nostrils at Yan Nanchuan and said, "Who are you?"

"I'm Yan... Dugu Yemoli," Yan Nanchuan asked doubtfully as he approached, "Didn't someone look for me just now?"

"You...you are Dugu Yemoli?" Shangguan Green Tea was stunned for a second, then quickly turned to look at Gu Beiyu, and screamed, "He is Dugu Yemoli, so who are you?!"

"Who is who..." Yan Nanchuan walked up to the crowd and stood still.

A shadow fell, and Shangguan Green Tea raised his head in a daze, and saw that the legendary Dugu Ye Moli was actually a full head taller than himself.

Shangguan Green Tea: "..."

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Yan Nanchuan looked at Shangguan Green Tea, the only strange face in the field: "You are looking for..." Me?

"All of you bullied me! All of you are big villains!" Shangguan Green Tea curled his mouth, and ran away crying with two thick and long green noodles hanging on.

Ding--

Congratulations to Green Tea, who won a random reward for the off-site attack of the Bailian family!

boom--

The Frozen Fairy launched a peerless 188cm height attack on green tea!

Green Tea Mind-999999

Green Tea ran away crying!

The Bailian family wins!

The eternal god of Ice Fairy!

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

I just got here? ? ?