After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

When the teacher finally arrived late, Gu Beiyu, Yan Nanchuan, and Murong Xinghe squeezed together in a row in the classroom full of double seats, forcibly turning the double seats into three-person seats.

It is also very domineering.

But the teacher has no objection to this. After all, sitting in this row is the school director's grandson Ai, and the other is the chairman of the student union who has tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards. He is not a little teacher with an annual salary of tens of millions. .

"In order to test whether the students have studied hard during the summer vacation, we will conduct an in-class inspection now." The teacher smiled and said this terrible news gently.

As soon as the voice fell, the classroom immediately heard one after another howls:

"What, you want to conduct a random inspection?"

"Oh my god, I didn't study hard during the summer vacation, this time it must be over, woo woo woo."

"God bless, I hope the content of this investigation can be simpler..."

Sure enough, whether it is virtual or real, the exam is an eternal pain for all students!

So why is he so unlucky? He has to take the exam the next day after time travel?

The little match in Gu Beiyu scratched his head frantically.

But he doesn't even remember how old he is, so he doesn't know how much knowledge he has.

What if he was just a schoolboy in real life!

Gu Beiyu tried to call the system: "Tong, can you Baidu?"

If you can Baidu, you will not be afraid of anything!

System: [Sorry baby, this system cannot provide this service~]

Gu Beiyu's shoulders slumped: "What's the use of you!"

The system is wronged: [嘻! 】

"Students, please calm down," the teacher took out the courseware from the briefcase, and spoke softly, but it sounded like a devil whispering in the ears of the students, "I remind you before the formal inspection, what I will inspect next , the difficulty is very great.”

"Oh my god, it's very difficult!"

"What should I do? With my IQ of 250, I definitely can't answer it!"

That's right, with my elementary school IQ, I'm sure I can't answer it, Gu Beiyu thought with a sad face.

At this moment, Yan Nanchuan beside him fell into a weird silence as he looked at the third-year math textbook in his hand full of addition and subtraction: "..."

The teacher continued: "In the years since Mary Sue School was founded, no one has ever been able to answer this question perfectly. Even Edison Darwin, Einstein, Franklin, Mendeleev, and Ampere Mendel, who are recognized as having the highest IQ in the world, There is no guarantee that the answer will be correct every time.”

"My God, even Edison Darwin Einstein Franklin Mendeleev Ampere Mendel may not be all right!"

"It's over, it's over, then I can't answer a single question!"

Yes, yes, unable to answer any of the questions, Gu Beiyu quietly put on a pain mask for himself.

The teacher continued: "That is—"

That is……

"It was created by gathering millions of top scholars from the entire planet to spend 81 years..."

Created...

"Nine nine..."

Gu Beiyu closed his eyes in pain.

Nine nine...

The teacher passionately said: "That is the legendary nine-nine multiplication table!"

It turned out to be nine-nine multiplication... ummmm? ? ?

Gu Beiyu suddenly opened his eyes.

Ninety-nine multiplication table? !

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

I don't know why it always feels weird but I can't put it into words.

Gu Beiyu, who was the only one next to him who knew the truth of the world, was taken aback when he heard the teacher's words, and then burst into unscrupulous laughter——

Hahahahaha, it took millions of top scholars on the earth to sum up a ninety-nine multiplication table in 81. The IQ of people in this world is too low!

The teacher smiled and said: "Then let's start with a group of students in the first row."

Teacher, it doesn't matter if you start with four groups!

Gu Beiyu, who had memorized the ninety-nine multiplication table by heart, proudly puffed out his chest!

I don't know what to be proud of for a national elementary school student to do...

The student who was called stood up tremblingly, and the teacher comforted him gently: "Don't be nervous, it doesn't matter if you get the wrong answer, the teacher just wants to see how you are studying during the holidays."

The classmate's throat quivered slightly: "Hmm~"

"Then I'll start asking questions now. This is the easiest question." The teacher flipped through the lesson plan in his hand and looked at the first line of the nine-nine multiplication table. "Excuse me, what do you get for one by one?"

Gu Beiyu's face was full of disdain, but the classmate who was pointed out was speechless for a long time. His face was pale, sweat was dripping on his forehead, his pupils were trembling, and even Yuanyuan's head was swollen due to excessive tension. in a circle.

He was stumped instantly!

Gu Beiyu: "???"

What the hell?

The teacher asked repeatedly: "Excuse me, what can I get one by one?"

"One by one, one by one..." The classmate chewed these two words repeatedly with trembling lips, and his chest heaved violently.

Gu Beiyu was in a daze: "..."

From this point of view, it turned out that he really didn't know... Wouldn't someone like him who can recite the nine-nine multiplication table completely become a genius?

Gu Beiyu was silent for two seconds, his glazed pupils slowly overflowing with colorful stars.

Genius.

Wow!plug!

The teacher clenched his fists to cheer up the students, his expression tense as if he was constipated: "Come on, classmate, what do you get one by one? The answer is already on your lips, just say it!"

The classmate's cheeks were pale: "One by one..."

The teacher couldn't help himself: "Quick, say it!"

The classmates rolled their eyes wildly: "One by one..."

The teacher stared intently: "One by one—"

The whole class stared at him with bated breath.

Classmate: "One by one... get three."

The teacher sighed in disappointment: "Wrong answer, one by one gets one."

The whole class broke out in distressed low cries immediately, and the moment the student said the answer, he rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and convulsing.

Unable to bear the stimulation of the high-speed operation of the brain, he was directly fainted!

"Oh, I knew..." The teacher had already expected such a thing to happen, so he went to the corridor to greet the medical staff who had been waiting outside the classroom to come in and carry the student into the ambulance.

Due to the high degree of difficulty, the ninety-nine multiplication table has caused many murders around the world, so it was included in the "Top Ten Dangerous Things in the World" early on, and students are strictly prohibited from trying it in private.If you want to learn, you must do it under the guidance of professionals (teachers), and ordinary schools are not capable of touching it.However, like their Marysu College, the world's top colleges, the nine-nine multiplication table is not only one of the compulsory courses, but also the top priority of the college entrance examination.

You know, Edison Darwin, Einstein, Franklin, Mendeleev, and Ampere Mendel were accepted by the world’s top universities—Harvard, Oxford, and Cambridge—because they silently wrote a complete set of ninety-nine multiplication tables in the college entrance examination room. Stanford MIT was admitted on the spot!

"My God, I've heard that the nine-nine multiplication table is very difficult, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult!"

"Wooooow, it's terrible, I'm still young and I don't want to suffer like this!"

"Help mom, I want to go home! QAQ!"

With the sound of the ambulance roaring away, there were sobs in the classroom one after another.

Some students even rolled their eyes and passed out because of extreme nervousness before they even started, and then they were forcibly awakened by their dear and considerate deskmates.

Blessings are shared, difficulties are shared, get up and memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table for me!

The crisp and sweet crackling sound resounded in my ears, and the originally friendly and harmonious classroom turned into a hell on earth!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Is it my problem or the world's problem? Is the nine-nine multiplication table really so difficult? !

Yan Nanchuan couldn't help having deep doubts about this world for the nth time!

The author has something to say: Because of the need to play jokes, I have to mention elementary school students. The author does not mean to discriminate against elementary school students. Please forgive me if I offend. ○|￣|＿