After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Yan Nanchuan had a thin skin after all, so he still didn't wake up Gu Beiyu in the end.

After Yan Nanchuan got up, Gu Beiyu also slowly got up from the bed, rubbing his eyes and walking out while hugging Slimy. Yan Nanchuan, who was walking in front of him, suddenly slowed down, so it was not so obvious but also inexplicably weird The speed is always half a step behind Gu Beiyu.

How should I put it, after what happened this morning, Yan Nanchuan doesn't want to expose his Pippi unscrupulously under Gu Beiyu's eyes for the time being!

The two sat down in the front hall. Not long after, attendants came in with golden butterfly shrimp, honey lemon custard buns, glutinous rice popped mochi glutinous rice balls and other bird food. Different from yesterday's food delivery, today there is another A thousand and one attendants carried 999 roses in their hands and followed the dining team. While Gu Beiyu and others were eating, they laid out 999999 roses one by one according to the pattern made by the world's top interior designers. Looking down from the sky, another giant rose has formed.

In the blink of an eye, Gu Beiyu and the others were buried in the endless sea of ​​roses!

Gu Beiyu swallowed the shrimp with difficulty: "...What are you doing?"

Are you going to drown us with Huahai tactics?

Without answering Gu Beiyu's words, Baili Wuji just turned sideways slightly, and twisted a delicate rose with his slender fingertips. With a flexible turn of his slender and strong wrist, the stamens of the rose bloomed towards Yan Nanchuan, Just like how Baili Wuji pointed his sharp sword at the tip of Yan Nanchuan's nose in the fighting arena.

He said: "Dear Dugu Yemoli, this is a gift from Mr. Ouyang, please accept it."

Gu Beiyu hissed his teeth: "..."

really!This is so boring!What did you say it was given by Ouyang Nanxun? The trick of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is really useful. If you have the ability, put down the rose in your hand before talking!

Yan Nanchuan raised his eyebrows. He picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth gracefully. He didn't say yes or no. He simply thanked Mr. Ouyang for his kindness, then got up and walked into the house with Gu Beiyu.

The best way to deal with a stalker is to ignore it.

Behind him, Baili Wuji withdrew his hand silently, then lowered his eyebrows and eyes, put the tip of his nose close to the rose, and sniffed it gently. He was filled with the strong and intoxicating fragrance of roses, but there was only a thorn that had not been removed at the tip, It was as sharp and cruel as that person's indifferent attitude, but it was also fascinating.

In the next few days, Ouyang Nanxun would send his attendants to send a sea of ​​roses every day, intending to use the sea of ​​flowers tactics to flood Yan Nanchuan... No, to impress.

However, Yan Nanchuan didn't move yet, but Gu Beiyu and Murong Xinghe moved first.

After seeking Yan Nanchuan's consent, Murong Xinghe took a small part of the roses to make Murong Pufferfish happy, and Gu Beiyu moved most of the flowers into the bathroom. There was only 360k pure gold inlaid with a South African heart-shaped crown. The pink diamond crystal bathtub is 1/10 the size of an ultra-small bathtub with an area of ​​100000 square meters. The roses have been successfully turned into a real sea of ​​flowers, and then you can take a beautiful rose bath~

However, the consequence of doing so is that the original fragrant white lotus smell on Gu Beiyu's body gradually changed into a strong and burning smell of roses, and the fragrance of the white lotus was so angry that she thought her master didn't want her anymore, so she moved on. The little goblin, the fragrance of roses, had no choice but to coax his cute little white lotus fragrance to remove the sea of ​​roses, and turned to Baili Wuji, who soaked in the bathtub for three full days. The white lotus, the fragrance of the white lotus finally forgave Gu Beiyu.

In a sense, there is no difference between the life of a canary and a salted fish. They both eat and sleep all day long, and then eat after sleeping. , the body of the stickman is really good, he lives like a pig all day, and he is not fat at all, except that he has no freedom, everything is so comfortable and easy, it is simply the ultimate dream of the house!

As for the missions, Gu Beiyu is actually not in a hurry, anyway, Murong Xinghe's missions have no time limit, and Ouyang Nanxun and Baili Wuji are under his nose, unless he can run with the castle, he doesn't even need Gu Beiyu Then go out to find cannon fodder to attack, and he is tired from doing Murong Xinghe's mission before, so now cos Canary just takes a rest.

In this way, Gu Beiyu lay down his body with peace of mind every day.

However, after a long time, the salted fish will eventually become dried fish. One day, Gu Beiyu Ge You was lying by the French window, blowing on the air conditioner and drinking ice-cold blue coral reef. The small body quietly tapped the system.

"Cub." Gu Beiyu shouted.

The system cos customer service went online with a ding-dong: [Dear~ you are here, do you have any orders? 】

Gu Beiyu coughed lightly: "Then what, just do some daily tasks."

System: [Wow, it's really rare, I thought you were going to lie in this birdcage for the rest of your life~]

Gu Beiyu covered his face and said, "Don't say that, they are still very positive~"

In fact, the main reason is that the scenes in the anime, movies and TV series that Baili Wuji brought him are all hot!firewood!people!And they are all wearing rectangles with words on their faces!

No matter how fragrant and gorgeous the plot is, once it becomes two without facial features and only has [eat you][you eat][want me][I want][is cool][so cool][umm] and so on. The character stickmen hug each other and make crazy stickers, or tear off the stickman's clothes, then hold each other's small toothpick and start to pick their teeth emotionally, or use your own small toothpick to poke other people's hair , or two small toothpicks poking at each other (? What have you watched?), it will wither and fall off no matter what!

Gu Beiyu felt dizzy when he thought of what he asked for from him with Baili Wuji's strange eyes yesterday because of his curiosity, and said, "Just say, yes, or not!"

System: [Hee hee, since you have asked the question sincerely, then I must have some here. I will follow what you said, and I will give you some~]

In the next second, the notification sound of the system task sounded in my mind——

[Daily task 5: It's really boring recently, our poor hero is almost lying down like a salted fish~ As a person with a beautiful heart and a kind white lotus, how can he just watch the beautiful ice and snow fairy turn into a dried fish?What are you still doing in a daze, go find Baili Wuji and ask for mahjong, let's have a good time with the hero!Time limit: None. 】

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Wow, this task is really easy, the system is really an honest cub.