After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Yan Nanchuan touched his smooth and round head with a confused face, then looked at Gu Beiyu's equally smooth and round head, which was comparable to his own, and said, "Thank you, you are also very good-looking."

The system looked at the two of them with a strange expression: […]

Although, what's so good about the two stick figures, the filter is too heavy!

Gu Beiyu was very dissatisfied immediately: "What kind of expression is that on your face? Even if it's a stick figure, Anan and I are still fairy matches!"

The system's expression suddenly became even weirder: […]

After two seconds of silence, the system said: [Okay, it's good that you are happy. 】

Gu Beiyu frowned, and said viciously: "Don't learn how to speak from me!"

The system curled its lips and snorted heavily: 【Who cares to imitate you... I'm going to eat! 】

After speaking, he sank deep into his mind.

He didn't really want to think about what the system was talking about eating. Now that the matter of the leader of the shadow bodyguards was completely settled, Gu Beiyu turned his attention back to Murong Xinghe.

"Come on, explain," Gu Beiyu quietly looked at Murong Xinghe who was writhing uneasily in the chair, "What happened last night?"

Murong Xinghe's eyes flickered, he looked at the sky, looked at the ground, looked at the air but didn't look at the faces of Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan, he groaned twice, and didn't know what he was talking about, then he groaned silently under the gaze of the two of them. only balloons.

Just looking at it makes me feel guilty!

"What is he talking about?" Gu Beiyu listened for a while with a bewildered expression, and when he thought of something, he turned his head and cast fiery gazes at Yan Nanchuan.

As the male protagonist of Marysu comics, it would be unreasonable not to master 999 languages ​​in the world!

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Understanding the deep meaning in Gu Beiyu's eyes, Yan Nanchuan coughed lightly and touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment: "Porcupine fish is not within the range of 999 languages ​​in the world."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Unexpectedly, they were faced with the problem of language barrier!

In order to save the honor, Yan Nanchuan pointed to the new shadow bodyguard who appeared behind Murong Xinghe—the leader of the shadow bodyguard went to receive the punishment, and now the deputy leader of the shadow bodyguard is changing guard, Yan Nanchuan said: "Well, can I trouble you to come here?" Do you want to translate it?"

Compared with the ruthless and bloodthirsty leader of the shadow bodyguard, the deputy leader of the shadow bodyguard has a much cooler demeanor. Hearing Yan Nanchuan's question at this time, he just raised his eyelids and glanced at him lightly, and then remained silent.

They have only one direct supervisor, and at the same time, they only listen to the student union chairman who has the chairman's token. Without Murong Xinghe's words, the deputy head of the shadow bodyguards will not have any other actions.

Yan Nanchuan wasn't embarrassed when he didn't get a response, he sighed helplessly, and suggested to Gu Beiyu, "Since Murong Xinghe doesn't want to talk, let's see for ourselves first."

"Well, good." Gu Beiyu nodded, there is really no other way now, and he remembered that when he picked up these things to observe yesterday, there seemed to be product labels and product introduction cards hanging on chains. I didn't even have time to look at it, so I was dragged by Yan Nanchuan to settle accounts with the leader of the shadow bodyguards. Now I can finally study it carefully.

There are four things in total: marbles, slingshots, pink glass bottles and green potion bottles.

Among them, the slingshot and the two bottles are hung with brand labels and product introduction cards respectively.

The label is carved out of emeralds, with eight gold-plated Chinese characters inlaid on it uniformly, "Produced by magic, must produce high-quality goods", but the product introduction card has the attribute introduction of different products written separately.

Gu Beiyu picked up these three things one by one, the slingshot first——

Product Name: Cupid's Bow

Commodity category: Emotional tools

Instructions for use: It is made with love and originality. It is specially equipped with a threshold-free super elastic spring with a stiffness coefficient as low as 0.000000009N/m, which can be easily pulled even without the strength of the hand.

[Note]: The number of uses is 999999999 times, and it is usually used in conjunction with Cupid's Bullet.

[Re-note]: If you misuse it unfortunately, please go to [Green Man の Magic Workshop] for a face-to-face meeting.

Gu Beiyu counted these two very complicated numbers very boredly... There are nine zeros and nine nines respectively!

Gu Beiyu tried his best to turn his brain with a very meager brain capacity——

The stiffness coefficient is represented by the letter k in physics, which is numerically equal to the elastic force required for the spring to elongate or shorten the unit length, F=k△x, a large k value indicates that the force required for deformation per unit length is large.

A stiffness coefficient of 0.000000009N/m means that it only takes 0.000000009 Newtons of force to pull the spring one meter... It is indeed possible to pull the spring even without the strength of the hand, after all, even an ant can be pulled!

The second item was the pink glass bottle—

Product Name: Cupid's Bullet

Commodity category: Emotional tools

Instructions for use: keep improving and be unique, whoever hits the marble will love the first person he sees after the clock strikes 12 o'clock in the morning.

[Note]: The effect of the marble is immediate, and the effect disappears when the movement stops, and the effect is irreversible. It is usually used in conjunction with Cupid's bow.

[Re-note]: If you misuse it unfortunately, please go to [Green Man の Magic Workshop] for a face-to-face meeting.

Gu Beiyu suddenly realized: "So before Murong Xinghe turned into a puffer fish, it was because of this marble that he gnawed on himself madly while holding the mirror!"

Speaking of this, Gu Beiyu suddenly realized that it was a little scary. Speaking of which, this marble...Murong Xinghe was originally intended to be used on Yan Nanchuan!

Gu Beiyu couldn't help imagining the scene of Yan Nanchuan holding Murong Xinghe in his arms...

There was a crackling sound, and the sound of broken glass interrupted Yan Nanchuan's thoughts. He turned his head suspiciously and looked sideways. Gu Beiyu withdrew his hand hanging in mid-air, and smiled: "Sorry, my hand is slippery."

Murong Xinghe: "..."

I don't know why my skull hurts!

"Oh, then be careful." Yan Nanchuan turned his head without paying much attention, and quietly stroked his frightened little heart behind Gu Beiyu's back——

Almost... almost fell in love with Murong Xinghe, so dangerous!

Apparently he also thought of that terrifying possibility!

The last item, the green potion bottle—

Commodity name: True Love Magic Random Change

Commodity category: Edible medicine

Instructions for use: New enjoyment, drink freely in summer, unscrew the bottle cap to eat, after drinking all of it, it will randomly transform into a certain animal that best fits the character's essence.

[Note]: The medicament is instant and effective. It is invalid after the expiration date, and its effect is irreversible. Please consume it with caution.

[Re-note]: In the unfortunate event of misuse, only the kiss of true love can break the magic.

Gu Beiyu was embarrassed in silence: "..."

What the hell is a true love kiss?Is this Mary Sue's version of the Frog Prince?Oh no, it should be Puffer Prince hahaha!

What's more, it turns out that the animal that most fits Murong Xinghe's nature is Mr. Puff!

Gu Beiyu quickly recalled how he got along with Murong Xinghe during this period... Suddenly, he felt that this transformation potion was really reliable!

Yan Nanchuan rubbed his chin: "Actually, what I'm more curious about is that Murong Xinghe has turned into a puffer fish. Does the previous Cupid's bullet still work?"

"This is really a good question!" Gu Beiyu didn't think of this, and immediately praised Yan Nanchuan's sensitivity, and then looked at Murong Xinghe curiously with Yan Nanchuan——

Murong Xinghe stopped lying on the table immediately. He stiffly retracted his high and sexy fish lips and sat back in the chair. He stretched out his fish fins and quickly wiped off the shiny unknown liquid on the table. whistle.

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The table was wiped too clean, made of pure crystal, polished and oiled, it was crystal clear, no different from a mirror, so Murong Xinghe had no choice but to immerse himself in his peerless beauty again...

Obviously, even if Murong Xinghe turned into a puffer fish, the effect of Cupid's bullet has not disappeared!

The product quality of this magic workshop can be said to be very good!

It's just that poor Murong Xinghe, I guess I don't want to look in the mirror again in the future, otherwise I will become Narcissus Pufferfish Murong Xinghe in minutes!

Yan Nanchuan and Gu Beiyu looked at him with horrible faces again: "..."

After two seconds of silence, Gu Beiyu said quietly, "How do I feel, Murong Xinghe looks a little pitiful..."

"Be more confident and remove the 'look'." Yan Nan said expressionlessly.

He is really poor!

At this moment, a familiar system prompt sounded in Gu Beiyu's mind:

[Ding——Submission 2: Shocked!Murong Xinghe turned into Murong Pufferfish in full view!What a pitiful match~ As a beautiful and kind white lotus, how can I bear to let it go?What are you still doing in a daze, quickly help Murong Xinghe get the kiss of true love as soon as possible and restore his human body!Time limit: None. 】

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I won't complain about being beautiful and kind...but what's going on with this mission?Why do you still have to force others to be matchmakers?

After all, he's still single!Why don't you help him lead the red line first, how can he fix it!

Gu Beiyu was secretly jealous of Murong Xinghe for a few seconds, and after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. After all, finding a good man to marry(?) his son as soon as possible is indeed what he should do as a father.

Yan Nanchuan saw that Gu Beiyu was staring blankly at the air with his mouth puffed up, not knowing what he was thinking, so he couldn't help poking him: "What's wrong? Suddenly he didn't speak."

Gu Beiyu was discouraged with a boo, and immediately covered his face and glared at the other party with condemning eyes, but paused slightly when he met Yan Nanchuan's face.

What does the mission require?Help Murong Xinghe get the kiss of true love?Here... isn't there a ready-made red line!

Thinking in this way, Gu Beiyu suddenly jumped up from his seat, ran to the opposite side and hugged Murong Fugu, who had bulged into a ball again due to shame, then turned around and pointed directly at Yan Nanchuan's face Yes, it is the two petals (accent) of Murong pufferfish, sexy, moist and protruding (accent) fish lips~

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Gu Beiyu stared at Yan Nanchuan's invisible mouth, and the corners of his lips slowly curled into an evil arc: "..."

I'm sorry, my dear little hero.

For the glory of Branhill, I can only ask you to offer a heroic kiss!

Murong puffer fish with a confused face: ⊙3⊙beep? ? ?

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Suddenly there is an ominous premonition!