After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

First, let us recall the efficacy of Cupid's bullet——

"Whoever hits the marble will love the first person he sees after the clock strikes 12 o'clock in the morning."

So obviously, Murong Xinghe was hit by a bullet and was force majeure by its powerful effect, and has fallen madly in love with his own... reflection in the glass floor tiles!

Murong Xinghe, evolution——

Narcissus Murong Xinghe, the narcissistic and peerless handsome man who was beautiful to death by himself—blingbling debut ο(=·▽＜=)☆kira~!

"..." Gu Beiyu stared at Murong Xinghe's upturned butt in silence for a while, then suddenly pointed at Murong Xinghe's butt and laughed wildly, "Hahahahahaha why are you so narcissistic!"

What about Dugu Yemoli who agreed to be your man?Is it really good to move on so quickly?

#Shock!I am in love with myself! #

#Those years, the days when I was in love with my right hand#

#narcissus blooming on the hillside#

Gu Beiyu: "Hahahahahahaha!"

"..." Murong Xinghe was stiffened by Gu Beiyu's laughter, his drooping face was suddenly black, then white, then red, and then green, colorful and colorful (?) all over the world (?) so exciting!

No... not like that!

I am wholeheartedly devoted to Dugu Ye Moli!

I haven't changed my mind...I haven't moved on...I haven't! ! !

Murong Xinghe got up from the ground suddenly, and while unbuttoning his cuffs, he walked towards Gu Beiyu aggressively, as if he was going to fight.

"Oh my god!" Gu Beiyu was taken aback, and hid behind Yan Nanchuan, his trust and weakness were beyond words, and it was really hard to bear.

Yan Nanchuan was taken aback, and immediately took a step to block Gu Beiyu.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." Yan Nanchuan patted Gu Beiyu's little hands that were clutching the corners of his clothes comfortingly, a strong desire for protection suddenly rose in his heart, and even his eyes softened uncontrollably.

As a solo mother for 18 years, Yan Nanchuan obviously couldn't resist the signal of seeking protection from a cute and weak little shou like Gu Beiyu!

After Yan Nanchuan finished speaking, he turned his head, squinted his eyes and stared vigilantly at Murong Xinghe who was approaching fiercely.Gu Beiyu grabbed Yan Nanchuan's arm, and looked at Murong Xinghe from behind him.

Then, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan watched Murong Xinghe pass by them, and swish affectionately towards a huge full-length mirror standing in the corner.

I saw Murong Xinghe bent his elbows, leaned on the smooth and bright mirror, thrust himself in the mirror domineeringly into his broad chest outside the mirror, and said with a wicked smile: "Man, you are so beautiful."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Murong Xinghe gently stroked his round head in the mirror with his fingers: "Heh, you look so charming, are you deliberately seducing me?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Murong Xinghe raised his chin in the mirror, his lips moved closer, his eyes flickered: "Man, I really want to just kiss you hard like this, and carefully taste whether your smell is as sweet and charming as your appearance."

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan looked at him with horrible faces: "..."

What's wrong with this kid?Are you crazy?

Murong Xinghe paused slightly after finishing the last tyrant's proclamation, his pupils suddenly widened in shock, and then covered his chest in astonishment, shaking his head while crying like a girl: "No, you can't do this! My The body belongs to Dugu Yemoli!"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

vomit.

In the next second, Murong Xinghe quickly resumed Jingdong's posture, and his voice became evil and domineering again: "I have never tasted the feeling of being rejected... Very good, you have successfully attracted my attention!"

In the next second, Murong Xinghe quickly transformed back into a soft and tender girl, covering her chest and shaking her head in pain: "No...how can you be so overbearing!"

In the next second, Murong Xinghe resumed his domineering and cool posture again, his thin lips parted slightly, the scarlet tongue tip angrily licked the tip of his white teeth, squinting his eyes and said evilly and charmingly: "Oh, mouth The inside says no, but the body is very honest...you start a fire, and you extinguish it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he pounced on his delicate and charming reflection in the mirror.

next second...

"Little fairy, you are so charming."

"No! You stop!"

"Oh, this is beyond your control!"

"do not want!"

"Help!"

"what!"

……

Three seconds later, Murong Xinghe straightened up and lifted up his pants aggressively, his fingertips slowly ran over his water-stained lips, and he said with satisfaction, "It really is what I imagined." It's as sweet as yours... Tsk, what a tormenting little fairy."

The mirror covered with saliva: "..."

Damn mental retardation.

"..." Gu Beiyu tugged at Yan Nanchuan's sleeves in a trance, and pointed to the corner of the wall, "Eat up and wiped out and ravaged." Murong Xinghe, who was humming sadly at this moment, asked blankly, " what happened to him?"

Did you take the wrong medicine or was your brain flooded?

Yan Nanchuan also shook his head in a daze: "I don't know..."

Gu Beiyu stared at Murong Xinghe for a while, then slowly came back to his senses, and stroked his chin thoughtfully: "Although I don't know what's wrong with this man, one thing is certain, he must be seriously ill! "

Yan Nanchuan nodded thoughtfully.

Although Murong Xinghe has a mental illness, his ears are still very sensitive. At this time, he heard Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan commenting on him openly beside him, and the whole match puffed~ from his toes to the top of his head turned red in an instant, shame He curled up his limbs and curled himself up in the corner, like a boiled shrimp.

I... was actually kissed by another man in front of the man I love so much...

I am not clean!

Not only that, but the man I love... even called me sick!

ah!I am dead! QAQ!

With a groan, Murong Xinghe took out a shiny green glass bottle from his trouser pocket, then pulled out the cork with a bang, raised his head and swallowed all the greenish liquid in the bottle wildly with red eyes.

The transformation potion that symbolizes the dark universe, I order you in the name of the sixth president of Mary Sue Academy, to bestow upon me the power of the death barrier in the flowers on the other side at the end of the century!

Narcissus Murong Xinghe—Transformation—Sura Wuxin Yeyinger Murong Xinghe!

At this time, Murong Xinghe deeply thought that the so-called transforming potion was the kind that could transform into a superman.

Obviously, after he got the product from the man in green, he hadn't read the product's instruction manual at all!

"Wait, what are you drinking—" Gu Beiyu's brows twitched, and she reflexively stepped forward to stop it.

Murong Xinghe's previous series of coquettish operations had already frightened Gu Beiyu, and he was afraid that something would happen to him, and the little demon fairy's whole body would change, and that would be a disaster!

It has to be said that the brain circuits of the two were magically connected at this moment!

However, Gu Beiyu slowed down a step after all, and only heard a puff, followed by the rustling and crackling of something falling to the ground, and the next second, Murong Xinghe's figure disappeared in full view of everyone!

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

The two quickly rubbed their eyes, but Murong Xinghe was still not in sight!

In the end what happened!

Accompanied by that sound of puff, puffs of thick and pungent green smoke burst out like popcorn from where Murong Xinghe was standing, puff puff puff chit one after another, blasting out round mushroom clouds one after another.

Gu Beiyu covered his nose in horror: "Damn it, he actually farted!"

The corner of Yan Nanchuan's mouth twitched, he grabbed Gu Beiyu by the back of his collar and slipped him back.

Not far away, Murong Xinghe, who was blown into a mushroom cloud, had stopped releasing biochemical weapons, and the green smoke that had been lingering around Murong Xinghe gradually faded away, so Gu Beiyu looked at it with disgust while covering his nose.

Outside the draped curtains, the silvery white moonlight gently poured in through the half-opened casement, forming a hazy halo around the clean and bright glass floor tiles.

And in the middle of that halo, there is a pile of clothes as high as a hill.

There are coats, shirts, trousers, shoes... even ties, belts, socks, underwear...

Gu Beiyu's eyelids twitched, and he quickly shifted his gaze to the side. Beside the pile of clothes, there was a delicate and small slingshot, two empty glass bottles, one green and one pink, and a golden chairman token... It was something that Murong Xinghe originally carried with him, but at this time Murong Xinghe was gone, and the things also fell on the ground.

Obviously the rustling and crackling just now came from these soft clothes and hard objects respectively.

So... where did Murong Xinghe go?

What a fart, I lost my clothes!

Not only are the clothes gone, but people are gone too!

Could this be the legendary instant undressing and escape technique?

Is it so awesome!

When Gu Beiyu was in doubt, the hill pile suddenly moved!

The next moment, under the shocked gazes of Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan, a purple fish with the length of a baby's arm crawled out from the pile of clothes, and then slowly raised its head towards the two of them. The slightly opened sexy fish lips are facing Gu Beiyu's face, above the fish lips are two sharp, convex nostrils, and above the nostrils are two white eyes.

"My day!" Gu Beiyu cried out in an instant!

Although the current painting style can't see the whole picture, but as the saying goes, ugly people are not skinny, Gu Beiyu has already seen through the twisted and unclear lines to see through the ugly truth!

Seeing Gu Beiyu's disgusted expression, the fish froze for a moment, then frowned and looked at the glass floor tiles. After seeing the invincible and ugly figure in the floor tiles, it spit out a terrified saliva, and then swelled up. Become a chubby balloon!

"Fuck! It's Murong Xinghe!" Gu Beiyu instantly recognized the true face of this ugly monster.

After all, this chubby look is exactly the same as the angry Murong Xinghe!

Ugly: "Beep beep!"

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Narcissus Murong Xinghe, the ultimate evolution - aquatic round toot that turns into a balloon when angry - blowfish Murong Xinghe~⊙3⊙!

Murong Superman×

Murong Pufferfish√

This is the end of taking medicine casually without reading the instructions.

Children must not learn from him!

Gu Beiyu was shocked: "Murong Xinghe has become Teacher Puff!"

What exactly is going on? !

The author has something to say: I have never tried the feeling of being rejected, well, you have successfully caught my attention.

——From the Internet, the source is unknown.