After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Accompanied by the eager applause and whistles all around, Ouyang Nanxun squeezed out from the crowd with jingle bells under the guard of Baili Wuji.

His appearance is as handsome and extraordinary as the system description, with long blond hair braided, winding from the back of his fair neck to the front of his body, hanging loosely on the breast button inlaid with rubies, with a touch of sensuality on his sexy lips. Elegant and confident smile, a pair of deep eyes that are the same dazzling golden color as the hair, neck, wrist, waist... are covered with gold, silver and bright jewels and jade, exuding the breath of "I have money" all over the body.

Of course, Ouyang Nanxun's "I have money" is the same as Murong Xinghe's "Megatronic", it is not an ordinary adjective, but one that can move!

And at this moment, Yan Nanchuan and Gu Beiyu finally floated down faintly from mid-air...

The moment he saw Yan Nanchuan's snow-white face and tall figure at close range, Ouyang Nanxun's dark golden pupils suddenly shone with a strange brilliance. hand, exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh my God!"

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Gu Beiyu's heart instantly rang an alarm!

Therefore, Ouyang Nanxun, who was watching Yan Nanchuan's figure with two big golden eyes admiringly, suddenly saw an afterimage rushing out of Yan Nanchuan's arms with a gust of wind, blowing Ouyang Nanxun's body The braids fluttered slightly.

Gu Beiyu blocked Yan Nanchuan's whole match behind his thin and thin body, and stared at Ouyang Nanxun fiercely, looking like a little milk dog protecting food!

"Oh, I was scared to death!" Ouyang Nanxun was startled by Gu Beiyu who suddenly jumped out, and immediately covered his chest in shock.

Hmph, what a coward!Gu Beiyu puffed out his chest with a sense of accomplishment, and said, "Man, I advise you to be sensible..."

However, Ouyang Nanxun didn't hear what Gu Beiyu was saying, because from the corner of his eye, he saw Yan Nanchuan who was speechless behind Gu Beiyu again, and his attention was instantly attracted by Yan Nanchuan.

So just as Gu Beiyu opened his mouth, Ouyang Nanxun quickly interrupted him: "Oh~ my dear God! Look what I found?"

Ouyang Nanxun rushed to Yan Nanchuan quickly, pushed Gu Beiyu away from his sight, looked at Yan Nanchuan with a flushed face and put his hands on his hands, saying, "What a beautiful and charming gentleman this is! Is this beauty real?"

Gu Beiyu, who was almost knocked to the ground, stared at him in disbelief: "..."

How dare you pick me up!

Do you know who I am?

I'm the male lead's best friend, the vicious cannon fodder, and the youngest master of Wanyan Zimengdie's family, and the father of the student union president of Marysu College who holds tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards!

Dare to pick me up... I think you don't want to live anymore!

Just when Gu Beiyu was considering whether to go up to Ouyang Nanxun directly, Baili Wuji, who had been standing silently behind Ouyang Nanxun, suddenly took out a handful of crystal bright fine glitter from his pocket with a stern expression. , and then skillfully threw it towards the top of Ouyang Nanxun's head, conscientiously creating artificial special effects for Ouyang Nanxun, fully interpreting the role of the loyal little brother.

...It doesn't seem at all that he has fallen in love with the same man as his best brother!

If Gu Beiyu hadn't seen this person's character card a few minutes ago, he might have been tricked by him...

So, Baili Wuji's acting skills are really great!

If one day in the future, Ouyang Nanxun can no longer get along here, for example, two brothers fell in love with the same man and turned against each other... Maybe they can go to the entertainment industry to hang out, and they will definitely be successful!

Gu Beiyu couldn't help but fell into a small storm of his own thoughts, and at this moment, Ouyang Nanxun suddenly crawled out of the ground with a regular shape on the ground at his heels, but it was completely invisible due to the limited style of painting What was it that didn't attract Gu Beiyu's attention.

On the contrary, Yan Nanchuan glanced at the unknown object with a puzzled expression...

Ouyang Nanxun continued to ignore Gu Beiyu, and suddenly opened his arms and danced and danced around Yan Nanchuan in circles like crazy. Gu Beiyu immediately guarded Yan Nanchuan vigilantly again, so Ouyang Nanxun looked for the long and flexible braid Then he frantically beat Gu Beiyu.

Ouyang Nanxun spoke while spinning and jumping, his magnetic and gorgeous voice was like Apollo's golden harp: "Mr. Dugu Yemoli, you are so beautiful~"

Gu Beiyu: "You are so beautiful that you are paralyzed!"

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Ouyang Nanxun: "I heard that you recited the ninety-nine multiplication table?"

Gu Beiyu: "None of your business!"

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Ouyang Nanxun: "If I am lucky enough to hear you recite it live, it will definitely be the most moving melody I have ever heard in my life~"

Gu Beiyu: "It's true that you have been alive, because you may die after listening to it, ha ha."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Baili Wuji: "..."

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Also very dedicated!

So for the next 5 minutes, Ouyang Nanxun circled Yan Nanchuan crazily like a golden spinning top; The spinning body bounced back to the other three people; Gu Beiyu clinging to Yan Nanchuan like a clingy puppy, staring fiercely at Ouyang Nanxun while baring his teeth and grinning at Yan Nanchuan. Ouyang Nanxun's hair spit out in his mouth.

It stands to reason that stick figures have no hair, but Ouyang Nanxun's twirling long braid can still turn into a sharp wind and whip Gu Beiyu's face.

To put it simply, although the vision is invisible, the touch can still be felt.

And since he couldn't see, Gu Beiyu had no way to avoid it!

Gu Beiyu, who was forced to eat a mouthful of hair: "..."

Really pissed off!

And Ouyang Nanxun is still spinning happily~

The big windmill squeaks and squeaks~

The little matches here are so pretty~

Turn, turn, turn, turn~~~

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Damn it's so annoying, can't this person walk normally?

The four people are close together like crazy, and the relationship between each other is approximately equal to:

Ouyang looking for the south→earth (want to get the sun)

Baili Wuji→Moon (want to be the earth)

Yan Nanchuan→The Sun (want to escape the Milky Way)

Gu Beiyu → Mercury (want to drive away all planets except myself)

It's really quite intricate!

Finally, Ouyang Nanxun ended his revolution at a certain moment, and saw his vigorous figure drawing a graceful arc in the air, and then, amidst the bright stardust all over the sky, he fell on one knee lightly in front of Yan Nanchuan, Putting his fists on his chest and stretching his arms, he sang, "Mr. Beautiful, may I have the honor to invite you to dance with me?"

Gu Beiyu stood in front of Yan Nanchuan expressionlessly: "No, no, no."

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So get out of here, boots.

Perhaps Gu Beiyu was too annoying, Ouyang Nanxun finally tore off Yan Nanchuan's eyes that were glued to Yan Nanchuan's body like brown sugar, and turned to look at Gu Beiyu helplessly, only listening to him being tactful And he said apologetically: "I'm sorry, this beautiful gentleman. As the dream lover of thousands of boys and girls, I know how amazing and shining I am, with boundless charm. I am very honored to have your persistent love and pursuit." , but unfortunately, my whole body and mind have been completely captured by Mr. Dugu Yemoli, and it is absolutely impossible for me and you."

Obviously, under the influence of the laws of the world, Gu Beiyu was forced to compete with the hero again for a man!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn, another narcissist!

Gu Beiyu sneered and said, "Want to dance with Dugu Yemoli? Heh...with me here, you can never succeed!"

After saying that, Gu Beiyu took a step with both legs, took a steady horse step on the spot, and then raised his arms horizontally, exerting strength from his shoulders to his fingers.

So Yan Nanchuan watched helplessly as Gu Beiyu sneered as he twisted his thin arms into two rippling wavy lines in the air, then kept his arms stretched and crossed and rotated continuously in front of his chest, like two black The speed of the propeller is getting faster and faster... It is about to take off in place!

At the same time, his legs also began to exert force gradually from the thighs to the toes, twisting from top to bottom two rippling wavy lines that were exactly the same as his arms, trembling rapidly on the ground with the roaring waves in his chest.

The whole match is like suffering from Parkinson's + Epilepsy + Cerebral Palsy.

It looks like a big windmill has become fine.

Unspeakable monsters.

And retarded!

And ghosts!

Ouyang Nanxun: "???"

Baili Wuji: "???"

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Ah, my eyes.

Gu Beiyu continued to rippling wildly, and then, his legs in horse gait drove his whole body forward like a hairy crab, moving slowly, step by step firmly and full of strength, his glazed eyes were burning with endless flames!

Hey, little cannon fodder, look at my super invincible Tai Chi Liangyi Meteor Butterfly Whirlwind Breakdance!

While rippling, Gu Beiyu circled around Ouyang Nanxun with a terrified face, with a serious expression on his face, then opened his arms facing Ouyang Nanxun, drew a huge circle on his chest, and then pressed his palms together. Shut up, took a deep breath, and suddenly made a flower blooming shape towards Ouyang Nanxun.

An invisible laser wave was actually fired towards Ouyang Nanxun!

Come dance, Ouyang Nanxun!

Tata Kao!Ho Ho Ho ~!

At the same time, the fragrance of the white lotus was on the top of the head, looking towards Ouyang Nan, I had money and gave a huge middle finger.

The attitude is very arrogant!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Ouyang Nanxun: "???"

I have money:"???"

Ouyang Nanxun has never seen such an earthy dance and such a mentally retarded creature, the whole match was dumbfounded for a while!

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