After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

After quickly dealing with the unimportant rebels, Situ Yousang swam back again.

"I'm sorry, I let the two gentlemen watch a joke." Situ Yousang rubbed his sore temples, and then touched his stomach that was cramping and convulsing from hunger, with a painful expression, "I'm sorry, I'll have a meal first .”

After finishing speaking, Situ Yousang stretched out a slender white hand, and snapped his fingers gracefully.

In the next second, row after row of milky white silver-headed fish that were as soft and smooth as jelly swam in orderly from outside the pearl curtain, and then stared dumbfounded by Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan They scrambled to jump into Situ Yousang's gaping mouth.

After eating one row, the next row will pause for two seconds, and Situ Yousang will take advantage of the gap to put a pink jellyfish's tentacles into his mouth, suck the liquid in the jellyfish's body like drinking a drink, and then continue to open The mouth is waiting for the next row of small fish to jump in...

Five minutes later, the No. 5 row of small fish finally died without a burial place, and the pink jellyfish was sucked out of its juice and thrown into the conch trash can, leaving only a shriveled transparent skin.

Situ Yousang, who ate a perfect seafood feast, wiped his mouth with a piece of transparent and soft seaweed, and explained warmly to Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan, who were dull-faced: "I am a mermaid royal family, and I have the ability to freely control marine life. I’m so hungry, I can’t eat big fish and meat all of a sudden, so I ate some light and easy-to-digest food for the time being.”

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan silently recalled the rows of round, white, fat and rice cake-like little fish that looked really easy to digest, and nodded in a daze.

Situ Yousang also threw the used seaweed into the conch trash can, with a confused look on his face: "I seem to have slept for a long time."

Gu Beiyu came back to his senses, and said honestly: "You have been asleep for three full months, which is indeed a long time."

I silently added in my heart that it was six that I didn't starve to death after sleeping for so long.

"My God, it's been so long! Then how did I wake up?" Situ Yousang met Gu Beiyu's beautiful eyes with puzzled eyes, and guessed what, the soft and magnetic voice was like the beautiful sliding notes on the piano keys Exclaimed, "Could it be that you awakened me again with your unrepentant beauty?"

Yan Nanchuan: "..." Pooh ha ha ha!

In his mind, Gu Beiyu slapped the ice-blue light that was trembling with laughter, "...don't think I don't know if you're laughing in your heart, okay? Your stream of consciousness has already exposed everything!"

"No, no, you guessed wrong, it has nothing to do with Wanyan Zimengdie's...cough, beauty." Yan Nanchuan quickly waved his hand to explain for Gu Beiyu, but the corners of his mouth couldn't move.

Situ Yousang stared at the sweet tenderness that melted from Yan Nanchuan's ice-cold eyes like early spring. His brain, drawn by the red thread of fate, indulged in it uncontrollably. His deep and charming eyes gradually shone with hope, and he asked in a trembling voice: " Then, it was you who woke me up with a kiss..."

"It's not that you're thinking about shit." Gu Beiyu interrupted him in a cold voice, and when he faced Yan Nanchuan, his soft and sweet face completely condensed into a sharp ice.

"It wasn't Mr. Dugu Ye Moli..." The prince's eyes dimmed, and when he caught sight of Gu Beiyu's beautiful face, which was different from Yan Nanchuan's, his eyes flickered faintly, rekindling a glimmer of hope. Huo Huo, "If it wasn't for Mr. Dugu Ye Moli, could it be you who kissed me..."

Now Yan Nanchuan's face turned dark, and the corners of his mouth that were originally fondled disappeared quickly, and turned into a straight line of displeasure, his eyes and facial expressions turned cold instantly, and his voice interrupted him coldly: "I'm not dreaming without you."

Hurt by the indifferent words of the two, Situ Yousang shrank his shoulders aggrievedly: "Hey."

Not long ago, she had frightened away a mermaid elder with a cold face, but now she is as tender as a small flower, with two faces in front of her and behind her.

The system was startled: [This little prince seems to be a face-controller like Xuanyuan Fourteen!He took a fancy to both of your faces at the same time! 】

Gu Beiyu was also shocked: "Damn it, this attack can actually beep! It's the best!"

Yan Nanchuan's complexion darkened again and again, he immediately stretched out his hand and twisted Gu Beiyu's chin, stared at Gu Beiyu's eyes and gritted his teeth, "If you want to hear it, I can do it too."

Gu Beiyu was stunned: "Huh?"

Yan Nanchuan held his anger in his chest, and without saying a word, he yelled in a low voice, "Oh."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan looked deeply into Gu Beiyu's surprised and widened eyes, moved his lips very close, and exhaled a string of hot air towards Gu Beiyu's mouth like a cannonball: "Yeep, blah, blah..."

The system was already laughing in his mind: [Hahahahaha help, your old Gong is too funny!Howling like Situ Yousang! 】

"Don't mess around! We're doing business!" Gu Beiyu pushed Yan Nanchuan's face away with a red face, his mouth was as sweet as honey, his heart was trembling from the cuteness, it was ashamed and sweet .

Seeing them flirting and cursing like no one else, Situ Yousang had bad guesses in his heart.

Gu Beiyu looked at Situ Yousang with a blushing face, and changed the subject: "Why do you always think that someone else woke you up with a kiss? Can't you just shout?"

Situ Yousang's expression was slightly shy: "Isn't it written like this in fairy tales? The beautiful prince fell into a deep sleep due to a spell and couldn't wake up. Only a handsome knight came to the prince's side through thorns and thorns, and he could kiss the prince awake."

System: [Hahaha, it turns out that this little prince is not only a monster, but also a love brain!Even the fairy tales that coax children are believed! 】

However, Gu Beiyu, who always likes to complain, thought quietly for two seconds this time, then raised his head and rolled his eyes, and suddenly smiled softly: "I can understand Situ Yousang's thinking."

Yan Nanchuan raised his eyebrows curiously: "Huh? What is he thinking?"

"Because it feels great to wake up with a kiss from a pretty little brother every morning," Gu Beiyu whispered to Yan Nanchuan's ear, and his smiling voice penetrated sweetly into Yan Nanchuan's cochlea, "Don't say Situ Yousang can only experience such a moment, and people like me who eat candy every day not only haven't gotten tired of it yet, but they are becoming more and more addicted every day anyway!"

Looking at Gu Beiyu's sweet smiling face, Yan Nanchuan couldn't help raising the corners of his upturned mouth, and rubbed Gu Beiyu's head restrainedly: "I'll give you candy later when I have time."

Gu Beiyu's eyes lit up in an instant, and his smile became even more greasy. The system couldn't stop tsk-tsk, nestled in Ah Lan's arms, and scolded them for being greasy.

"Are you a couple?" Situ Yousang asked tentatively, while looking back and forth between the two, his hands clenched into fists unconsciously, and the blue veins bulged nervously on the back of his hands.

Hearing this, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan looked at each other tacitly, and when they turned their heads, they held Yan Nanchuan's hand generously, clasped their fingers tightly, and the beautiful cat's eyes were bent into two crescents, and they smiled sweetly: "That's right, we are a couple, and we have already met the fiancé of the parents. We just need to wait until we are old enough to get a marriage certificate."

Situ Yousang hurriedly covered his chest with his hands, feeling a slight pain in his heart, his blue eyes, which were as quiet and beautiful as the deep sea, gradually became watery, and the eye sockets gradually turned red, and he was about to cry.

"No, I can't, I finally met a man with such a good-looking appearance, I can't just give up so easily..." Situ Yousang wiped away a pearl from the corner of his eye, and stared at Gu Bei with eyes full of sadness, pain and heartbreak Yu, gritted his teeth and said stubbornly, "Our country of Rose Tears has a rule that as long as two people are not married, other mermaids can still provoke and compete with that person by initiating a challenge. Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, I want I challenge you, the content of the competition is who can cry more tears within the specified time, whoever wins, what do you think?"

As soon as the words fell, a ding sounded in Gu Beiyu's mind——

[Submission 10: Shocked, Situ Yousang seems very dissatisfied with the beautiful love between Bailianhua and Bingxue Fairy?Do you even want to drive away the weak and delicate white lotus and replace it by yourself?This daring man is coveting his old attack in full view, a man can't stand it!What are you still doing?Hurry up to accept the challenge and use your strength to make the other party kneel down and call you daddy!Time limit: 6 hours. 】

"Huh?" Gu Beiyu asked strangely, "Why do you have to cry during the competition?"

Situ Yousang explained: "Because a mermaid's tears can turn into pearls. In the past, if a mermaid could cry, it meant that he was very rich. So this custom was inherited and became a form of challenge."

Although it was a bit embarrassing, there was nothing wrong with it, Gu Beiyu expressed his understanding.

Yan Nanchuan frowned, and asked in a low voice in his mind: "If the task is not completed, will you be punished for failure?"

Gu Beiyu nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Yan Nanchuan didn't answer, but held Gu Beiyu's hand tightly, and asked again: "Are all failure punishments the same as last time?"

"I'm not sure about this, because I only failed that one time," Gu Beiyu said strangely, "Why are you asking this? Are you worried that I may fail this mission?"

"No," Yan Nanchuan shook his head, gently scratched Gu Beiyu's face with his fingertips, stared deeply at Gu Beiyu's eyes that seemed to be deeper than the sea they were in, and said directly Come on, "I'm not worried about your failure, I don't want you to compete at all, I don't want to see you cry, no matter what the reason is."

Gu Beiyu didn't expect Yan Nanchuan to say such a thing, he was stunned for two seconds, and his pink and tender face suddenly turned red into a boiled confectionary egg.

The system beat Ah Lan's chest excitedly, and the rainbow-colored data flow instantly boiled red: [Ahhh, this man is too talkative!Knock me to death Knock me to death!Modo Modo! 】

Situ Yousang's already broken heart cracked bloody pieces again, his eye sockets were flushed red by emotions such as jealousy, envy, and pain, his tall nose bridge and sexy thin lips wrinkled into a ball in grievance, thick curly lips Eyelashes trembled slightly, and a few round and clear pearls fell down uncontrollably.

At this moment, the system suddenly bluffed and said: [Fuck, the law of the world just sent me a short message in the background!It says that this is your last side mission, so let me tell you the truth, even if the mission fails, it’s okay, the punishment content will definitely not embarrass you, so you can rest assured to fail!Tsk tsk, look at what you said, there is no such thing as a task issuer, please don't open the back door wider? 】

Yan Nanchuan frowned slightly, as if he had doubts about this passage, and asked in a low voice, "Are the words of the world's laws believable?"

"I believe it!" Gu Beiyu only thought for a second before finalizing his decision, "It has always taken care of me, and I rely on it when I go back to the real world. Although it is occasionally a bit nasty, it should not be in this kind of thing. lie to me."

"Okay, then admit defeat." Yan Nanchuan buried his lips in Gu Bei's fish neck, and kissed his delicate ear root, "I don't believe it, but I believe you."

Ahhhhhhh so good at talking!Too good at talking!

Why is the hero's small mouth so long and so sweet?Wouldn't it be sweeter to eat this little white lotus every day?

The system's screams almost overturned Gu Beiyu's mind. Gu Beiyu inserted his fingers into Yan Nanchuan's fluffy hair, his face couldn't be any redder, and he stammered at Situ Yousang: "You, listen! Is it true? I am always reluctant to cry, so I will not compare with you! If you want to cry, go cry yourself!" Humph~

As soon as the voice fell, a system prompt sounded again in my mind, but for some reason, the cold voice of the machine in the past sounded faintly excited at this time——

[It is detected that the host's daily task 10 has failed, and now a punishment task is issued to the host. 】

[Ding——the punishment content is as follows: the host and the male protagonist are asked to kiss in front of Situ Yousang for 20 minutes. During this period, the lips are separated for more than 10 seconds. It is counted as a mission failure and the timing needs to be restarted. The timing starts from the first time of each round. The lips are touching and the host is requested to prepare for the start of the mission as soon as possible. 】

"Damn it!" Gu Beiyu was successfully harassed by this wave of operations, and for a moment he forgot his embarrassment, his eyes widened and he exclaimed, "The law of the world is so murderous! It's too ruthless, I Now I really believe that the law of the world is my real mother!"

Before he could finish his emotion, Yan Nanchuan pinched Gu Beiyu's chin and kissed it with a light smile.

Situ Yousang's lips trembled, and finally he couldn't take it anymore, and cried out loudly.

Ah, what a beautiful love, why can't it belong to him?

He also wants to hold hands with a handsome man, he also wants to kiss a handsome man!

He's so sour