After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The two were locked into a dungeon by the mermaid knight.

It is already five or six in the morning, and it will be dawn in a few minutes.

In order to deal with their affairs in the Fifth Illusion, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan stayed up all night, but after the intense and exciting battle, they experienced the shock of confessing and revealing the truth, so not only the body but also the spirit I couldn't hold it any longer, and fell asleep as soon as my head touched the pillow for a second.

The mermaid general looked at the two dogs and men sleeping soundly in the dungeon, feeling that what they were lying on was not the hard and cold reef bed in the dungeon, but the warm and comfortable shell and pearl sea view room in the palace. His heart couldn't help but rise. Feeling very confused.

He's supposed to be there to catch vicious criminals, not pick up lucky dog ​​couples for a free day trip to the underwater world, right?

But they are all asleep, and the mermaid general can't deliberately go up to wake them up like a mentally retarded person and then threaten them fiercely, so he can only leave a few mermaid knights to take turns to guard them, and he takes the rest of the troops back. Let's rest first, and then come over and question the two dog lovers carefully when the spirit recovers.

Ever since the prince fell asleep, the Rose Tears Kingdom mobilized the whole country to try to find the culprit Wanyan Zimengdie.

However, this white lotus is too cunning. It first hid in the palace of Mary Su Kingdom, then went to the front to fight, and then suddenly traveled to another world.

After finally transmigrating back from another world, he ran directly to the green forest tens of thousands of kilometers away through magic teleportation, hid in Gujiji country and Mengmeili country successively, and then ran away again through magic teleportation Another fog in the wilderness tens of thousands of kilometers away.

The mermaid general who is the chief person in charge of this capture mission: "..."

If I didn't get vomited blood by this wonderful flower called Wanyan Zimengdie, I'm considered physically strong, okay?

The mermaid general is just an ordinary marine creature, how could he run around in the sky and on the ground like Wanyan Zimengdie?It's true, this Wanyan Zimengdie is a native white lotus, why does she keep running to the sky when she has nothing to do?Don't you know that those who swim in the water have a hard time finding him?

Until this evening, in his sleep, the mermaid general suddenly received a gossip from the spy birds who left Mengmei to leave the country, saying that they saw the colorful auspicious clouds of the Rainbow Seven Sons departing from Jiyue Liuguang to the Marysu Kingdom, and they will pass through the dreamland on the way.の海, the mermaid general didn't sleep immediately, he quickly got up from the shell bed, packed up his luggage, and stayed on the road.

The hard work paid off, and he fought against the air for three months, and finally let him catch the little dog thief.

Is it really happy?

The mermaid general, who hadn't had a good night's sleep for three whole months, was finally able to close his eyes in peace.

A question arises here. The Fog of the Wilderness is located to the west of the comic world, the Sea of ​​Dreams is located to the east of the comic world, and the Marysu Kingdom is located in the middle of the two. Then, from the Western Wilderness to the central Marysu Kingdom How did the colorful auspicious clouds pass through the sea of ​​​​oriental dreams?

This is because, in addition to the large ocean of tens of thousands of square kilometers to the east, there are many small inland seas distributed all over the world. Although these inland seas are surrounded by continents and archipelagos, there are still short and small waterways leading to the outer sea. The narrow waterways converge into one piece after another, gradually expanding the sea area, until it completely leads to the dreamy sea in the east.

So if it is a dead end, all the natural waters in the world come from the sea of ​​dreams.

The laws of the world are not good at geography, and I can't remember too complicated settings, so I just let all the seas in the whole world be classified as the dream sea.

In addition, the mermaid family also has a unique control over the ocean - no matter where the mermaid lands in the world, they can return to the Eastern Fantasy の Sea Base Camp through the ocean in seconds.

Therefore, even though the sea that the colorful auspicious clouds pass through is tens of thousands of kilometers away from the dreamy sea, once Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan fall into the sea, the mermaid general can instantly bring them back to the country of rose tears in the deep eastern sea.

The serious problem that had been entangled for three months was finally resolved. The mermaid general slept from 6:6 am to [-]:[-] pm, and went to the dungeon refreshed. On the way, he unexpectedly ran into a mermaid priest with a hurried expression.

No, not by accident.

The mermaid general caught a glimpse of the route the mermaid priest wanted to go, and Shu Chang's expression suddenly changed.

As soon as he escorted Wanyan Zimengdie and his Xiao Qing'er into the dungeon, the mermaid priest hurriedly ran to the dungeon on his back foot. If he said that the two had no relationship, he would not believe it at all.

So, how did this person get the news?Someone snitch?

Thinking of this, the mermaid general's cold and hard face instantly darkened a bit, his sharp eyes looked around, and the mermaid knights who followed him all lowered their heads in horror, dripping with cold sweat for a while.

And in this pause, the mermaid priest not far away has spotted the very conspicuous tall figure of the mermaid general, paused for a moment, then swung his slender fish tail to turn around, and swam towards the mermaid general without hesitation .

Mermaid General: "!!!"

The mermaid general reflexively wanted to run away, but when he thought of doing so, he would look ashamed, so he forcibly restrained the urge to escape by wagging his tail. His eyes flickered slightly, with a guilty conscience.

The mermaid priest hurried to the front of the mermaid general, and as soon as he stopped, he asked coldly, "Did you arrest those two gentlemen?"

The mermaid general shrunk his neck unconsciously. After realizing what he had done, he suddenly felt very shameless, so he put his hands on his arms and shouted deliberately: "Shut, it's none of your business?"

The mermaid priest was taken aback for a moment, and when he realized it, he was almost laughed out of anger. He tapped his chin lightly with his slender fingertips, and said with a half-smile, "Say it again?"

Compared with the mermaid general's tall body, which was three meters long from the top of the head to the tail feathers, and his broad and strong arms and chest and abdomen muscles, the mermaid priest with a body length of [-] meters, slender arms, white and delicate chest and abdomen looked very petite.

There is no need for the mermaid general to stir up the trident, and he can cut a person in half with a swing of his arm.

However, when the big man, the mermaid general, met the little mermaid's water-green eyes with hidden anger, the little heart that was already scared trembled even more, and his machismo self-esteem did not allow him to turn to the little mermaid in front of him. Lowering his head, he could only stick his neck and say in a rough voice: "I just got caught, what can you do to me?"

"Oh, you're pretty straight." The mermaid priest glanced over his tense jawline, and sneered, "You should know that the accident was purely accidental, right? Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie didn't mean to His Highness Situ fell into a deep sleep, and it was purely a coincidence that His Highness Situ passed by Bingkuo Luowan. There is no reason for you to lock someone directly into the dungeon without authorization.

"Do you know what your behavior is? This is the behavior of a barbarian. It is unreasonable, rude and domineering. It is a complete robbery! It will destroy the elegant gentleman of our mermaid family! If other countries know What do you think of us? Do you still have the face to mess with me? Are you ashamed?"

The mermaid general was scolded so badly that he felt a little queasy, and he even wanted to cry, so he turned his face and retorted in a low voice: "...This is an order after deliberation by the Elder Pavilion, and you clearly know that I have no way to refuse."

You still fierce me QAQ!

The mermaid priest caught a glimpse of the red tail fin curled up behind him, and sighed slightly.

Since it was an order from the Elder Pavilion, the mermaid general could not disobey it.

And even if the mermaid generals are unwilling, the Elder Pavilion will find a way to send other mermaids there.

At that time, the mermaid clan had not yet been unified, and the 12 founding fathers fought north and south, helping His Highness the king at that time unify the entire dreamy sea, and created the country of tears of roses.

His Royal Highness is grateful for the contributions made by the 12 founding fathers to the country, so the Elder Pavilion is specially set up for the 12 meritorious generals, and together with His Royal Highness, they will shoulder the important task of managing the country's government affairs.

However, with the changes of the times, the power of the Elder Pavilion has changed repeatedly, and internal corruption has become more and more serious.

To this day, the rebellious idea of ​​overthrowing the royal regime and establishing himself as a king has already arisen.

This time His Royal Highness Situ fell into a coma, and the Elder Pavilion grinned their ugly faces like sharks that smelled fishy, ​​showing their cold white teeth, for fear that others would not know that they wanted to rebel.

The first step in the rebellion was to provoke a foreign war against Mary Su State on the grounds that "Wanyan Zimengdie's family assassinated His Royal Highness Prince Rose Lei", and at the same time, the Wanyan Zimengdie family was the youngest, weakest and most popular. Chong's son was captured as a hostage, restraining Wanyan Zimengdie's family.

Once Wanyan Zimengdie's family is checked and balanced, Mary Su Kingdom's combat power will also lose most of it.

It can be seen from this that the ambition of the Elder Pavilion is not only in the sea of ​​dreams, but also in the land of the Central Plains, maybe even the forest of the green field and the fog of the wilderness.

After all, those old men took advantage of His Highness Situ's deep sleep, and all kinds of shady little thoughts began to stir up.

Fortunately, there were also many internal conflicts in the Elder's Pavilion, so that the Rose Tears Kingdom had no major problems during these three months.

But if His Highness Situ continued to sleep, there was no guarantee what would happen.

Thinking of this, the mermaid priest rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, waved his hand and said, "Come with me, let him out first, and the people from the Elder Pavilion will come over later to do things."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and swam slowly towards the dungeon.

The silvery white fish tail flutters gently in the transparent water waves, as beautiful as a strand of delicate silk.

The mermaid general stared blankly at his beautiful fishtail for a while, and after regaining his senses, he hurriedly followed him: "Then what, I want to ask you something."

The mermaid priest didn't even look back: "Say."

The mermaid general leaned close to his ear and whispered, "How do you know that I captured him? Did someone tell you?"

As he said that, the mermaid general's sharp eyes glanced behind him like a falcon, as if he was trying to find the traitor who dared to betray him, and the mermaid knight's hairs stood on end.

The mermaid priest was amused by his ferocious look, quickly hooked the corners of his mouth, coughed lightly to cover his lips, and patted his head casually: "Okay, don't scare people casually, no one is telling the truth."

The mermaid general touched his forehead in a daze. For some reason, an inexplicable joy suddenly rose in his heart, and his expression became a little shy. He glanced at him with blinking eyelashes, and asked stupidly: "Then, How did you know that?"

The mermaid priest raised his long and narrow eyes and glanced at him, and snorted lightly: "I haven't closed my eyes properly after chasing someone's ass for three whole months, and I can't afford to sleep until 6 pm today. Besides winning a big victory, what else can I do?" what reason?"

"So that's how it is!" The mermaid general clenched his right fist and slammed it on the palm of his left hand, his face suddenly stunned, "You're so smart!"

"Hmph, what an idiot." The mermaid priest groaned inexplicably from his throat, and without looking at the mermaid general, he speeded up and swam towards the dungeon.

"Huh? What did you just say? Are you talking to me?" The mermaid general didn't hear what the mermaid priest said at the end. Seeing him suddenly quicken his pace, he quickly swung his tail and chased him. happy escape.

The mermaid priest is an unswerving royal party, and it is widely rumored that the mermaid general and the mermaid priest are extremely at odds. Seeing the secret love flow between the two, I really think that the two are dead enemies who never get along.

Because of all the above, the self-willed Elder Pavilion firmly believes that this stupid big man with a simple mind and well-developed limbs will definitely stand on their side to deal with the mermaid priest who is loyal to the royal family, and then he will capture Wanyan Zimengdie Entrust the important tasks of the mermaid generals to do.

However, they would never have imagined that the so-called "cold eyebrows" are actually "secret glances", the so-called "big fights" are actually "flirtatious", and the so-called "deadly enemies" are actually just It's just a sweet diary of "The little mermaid of the proud fishing system tames the wild big fool".

Although the big stupid guy hasn't enlightened yet, his survival instinct will never let him do anything that hurts the little mermaid.

In the future, the mermaid general's poor brain capacity finally figured out the twists and turns, and he couldn't help but sneer wildly at this——

Actually instigated him to beat his future wife?He was afraid that he would die, so he would listen to those idiots!

The poor elders didn't know at all, their first step was completely wrong.

This is the victory of the couple dog.