After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The sudden shout from the system successfully shook Gu Beiyu's cochlea, and his body trembled suddenly, almost flying up on the spot.

However, after the tinnitus passed, Gu Beiyu's brain finally slowly realized what the system was yelling just now——

The system met my old Gong?

I keep digging into my head? ?

This heavy feeling in my head is actually my old gong? ? ?

What the hell? ? ? ? ?

Gu Beiyu hurriedly controlled his stream of consciousness to enter the system page to check, and then... bumped into Yan Nanchuan's ice-blue stream of consciousness.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Yan Nanchuan was silent for two seconds, calmly and self-sufficiently greeted Gu Beiyu's rainbow-colored stream of consciousness: "Hi, baby."

Gu Beiyu was frightened, his lips trembled stiffly, and he couldn't help but yelled in panic that was exactly the same as the system: "...Help, help! I actually met my old Gong in my mind ahhhhhhhh Ahhh! He actually greeted me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—”

#Wrong not as good as guarded off the horse#

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

system:"……"

Alan: "..."

Hiss, it hurts.

This time, it wasn't Gu Beiyu who was stimulated so much that the cochlea buzzed, but everyone at the scene plus an ice-blue cloud of unknown data light.

……

5 minute later.

Above the colorful auspicious clouds, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan held hands and sat side by side with shocked faces on the ground behind the fence made of clouds.

In Gu Beiyu's mind, a group of colorful stream of consciousness, a group of ice-blue stream of consciousness, a round colorful light group, and an ice-blue group of unknown data light group are sitting in a circle on the ground.

After a few seconds of silence, the ice-blue stream of consciousness trembled slightly, as if a human being had opened his mouth, and Yan Nanchuan's deep and magnetic voice came out: "Who...can you explain to me?"

Include where is this?What are you?What am I?Where are you from?Why am I here?etc.

Gu Beiyu glanced sideways at the icy-blue stream of consciousness beside him, and happened to meet the slightly terrified look back at the other party who still hadn't gotten out of his emotions, rubbed his forehead with a headache, and sighed: "It's better for me to say, just, come head to head."

However, after saying this sentence, Gu Beiyu fell into a strange silence, because he found that there were too many things to say, and he didn't know where to start.

Yan Nanchuan helped his forehead, and suggested: "Then explain your origin first."

"Oh, that's right, but I want to remind you that I couldn't say these things before. I don't know if I can succeed this time. I'll try it first." Gu Beiyu cleared his throat and said solemnly, "Actually, I Not from this world, I am a time traveler."

Word by word, the voice is clear and bright, and the vocal cords are as smooth as Dove chocolate, without any hindrance.

Gu Beiyu was so excited that he jumped up in reality: "Oh, oh! You can actually say it!"

Yan Nanchuan gave him a hand in his mind to prevent Gu Beiyu's consciousness from jumping to the sky, because he had already expected this result in his heart, and he was not very surprised when he heard it at this time, so he just hooked the corners of his mouth helplessly and used My ice-blue stream of consciousness lightly touched Gu Beiyu's rainbow stream of consciousness, as if giving a sweet kiss, and said dotingly: "Well, it turns out that the baby is a time traveler, then I will Let’s take a guess, that ice-blue ball of light should be the system that has been borrowing in your mind, right?”

Seeing Gu Beiyu's nod of approval, Yan Nanchuan continued: "Then, those strange actions of yours before should all be to complete the tasks issued by the system. After the system tasks are completed, you can get task rewards, and those rewards can make you Possess some abilities beyond ordinary people, such as your personal closet, 100% target shooting skills, and the small water bottle you gave to Fifth Shadow when you left, etc. Conversely, if your mission fails, you will be punished Punishment, for example, some time ago you continued to answer questions for 24 hours, should it be the content of punishment?"

"Yes, yes, yes! You guessed everything right!" Gu Beiyu waved his fist excitedly, his eyes were full of the comfort and freedom of "finally liberated", "My God, I can finally speak freely, I am so happy!" I've wanted to tell you the truth for a long time, but every time I open my mouth, I can't make a sound."

As he said that, Gu Beiyu tried to call the system in reality, but found that he still couldn't make any sound, but when he returned to his mind, he was able to communicate freely again.

In reality, Gu Beiyu looked at Yan Nanchuan helplessly, spread his hands and shook his head, expressing that he was really helpless.

Yan Nanchuan nodded with a smile, reached out and stroked Gu Beiyu's soft hair, expressing his understanding.

Gu Beiyu returned to his mind, the excitement of finally being able to speak freely made him wish he could immediately throw out all the secrets in himself, and bluffed: "Although I am a time traveler, I have not traveled before. My memories, including who I am, where I come from, who my relatives are, how old I am now, etc., except for my name, I don't know anything else.

"And it's not just me, my system is also very confused about this time travel. He doesn't know who he is, where he came from, and who his boss is. Only the task-related data stored in the database shows that its only mission is to guide And help me accomplish my mission."

Yan Nanchuan frowned slightly: "So are you still like this now? Have you recovered your past memories?"

Gu Beiyu and the system shook their heads at the same time, with the word "confused" written on their faces.

Yan Nanchuan frowned even tighter.

Gu Beiyu patted his hand lightly, and comforted him softly: "It's okay, I have a hunch that we will recover our memory soon and return to the real world. , I feel that you are very familiar to me, and your thinking is obviously different from this world. Simply put, you are not mentally retarded at all, so I have always suspected that you are actually a person in our real world.

"As long as I finish the main task, I will definitely have a way to bring you back to the real world, but with your IQ, you should have already realized that you are incompatible with this world, right?"

That's true, Yan Nanchuan nodded thoughtfully, no wonder he felt that Xiaobei was very familiar from the first time he met him, so he wasn't the only one who felt this way.

Thinking of this, Yan Nanchuan couldn't help laughing in a low voice: "I suspect that we are a couple in real life, do you believe it?"

Gu Beiyu slapped Yan Nanchuan on the back: "Oh, we are indeed a match made in heaven, I think so too! From this point of view, we have clearly fallen in love with each other at first sight since we first met Well! It's a pity that I was a fool at the time, and my brain couldn't turn around."

Gu Beiyu didn't dare to tell him about Lao Gong, and for a long time before Yan Nanchuan confessed to him, he even treated Yan Nanchuan as a sister!

Yan Nanchuan smiled, and keenly noticed a strange word in Gu Beiyu's words just now: "The real world? So the world we are in now is illusory?"

"That's right," Gu Beiyu wanted to laugh when he said this, and couldn't help covering his mouth, "The world we are in now is actually a book called "Mary Su's Fantastic Journey". In Danmei comics, the male protagonist is a heartthrob, he has a total of seven protagonists, but because of the river crab, np and so on are absolutely not allowed, so my task is to attack six of the seven protagonists. Bits cannon fodder dropped, turning them into cannon fodder attacks.

"In the process, I want to protect the hero's chastity for the real protagonist, so that he will not be robbed by six cannon fodders. Every time a cannon fodder is successfully cannon fodder, the main task bar will be pulled in by 1/6." , when the six cannon fodders are all cannon fodder, the main task bar will also be full to 6/6. At that time, I will have the qualification to return to the real world, and the identity I traveled through is the vicious cannon fodder and the male protagonist's best friend. by.

"Now you can guess who is the male protagonist of this Mary Su np comic."

Yan Nanchuan's eyelids twitched more and more when he heard it, and when Gu Beiyu finished the last sentence laughing and joking, Yan Nanchuan was already feeling suffocated.

He was silent for two seconds, took a deep breath, and replied as calmly as possible: "I'm that... um, the hero, right?"

What the fuck is this unscrupulous shit Mary Su cartoon?I'm not even ashamed to say those modifiers!God Nima is always popular with everyone!Who is so daring to attack me? ? ?

As soon as this idea came out, Yan Nanchuan immediately connected the cannon fodder in Gu Beiyu's mouth with Murong Xinghe, Ouyang Nanxun, Baili Wuji, Xuanyuan Shishi, these mentally handicapped people who once robbed him.

Yan Nanchuan suddenly felt incredible.

Just them?They all have an IQ of less than 250, and they want to attack him? ? ?

For a moment, Yan Nanchuan felt that his offensive attributes had been deeply insulted!

"Hahahahahaha that's right! It's you, it's you, it's you! You're the poor little shoushou waiting for me to save Ju Fafa!" Gu Beiyu was already lying on the colorful clouds laughing like crazy, his real body was laughing , the stream of consciousness in my mind couldn't help laughing wildly, "Do you know how your character card introduction describes you? Damn, when I saw it for the first time, I almost didn't laugh Get over it!"

While laughing, Gu Beiyu opened the system page in front of Yan Nanchuan, pointed at the line of Mary Su's line on it with the stream of consciousness, no matter how many times he read it, he coughed violently, and tried to use melodious and tactful words. The passionate recitation is full of emotion, and recites very contrivedly:

"Lonely and cold ~ like a snow lotus on an iceberg! His appearance is exquisitely handsome, as if carefully carved by the hand of God! A head of short white hair is soft and gorgeous ~ It is suspected that the ice blue eyes cast by the blood of the ice and snow goddess in the extremely cold place of Xichuan in the south are covered with a layer of cold frost all year round Snow! It can only be seen from a distance~not to be played with, but his fatal allure~attracts the protagonist to attack all the time~just to win his indifferent eyes... God puff hahahahahahahaha! woo woo woo..."

Before the last word was finished, Yan Nanchuan in reality and the ice-blue stream of consciousness in his mind flushed and rushed towards Gu Beiyu who was beside him at the same time, and directly blocked the mouth with this blah blah. The little cherry mouth that loves to hate.

Damn, what the hell kind of line is this?

Is this describing him? ? ?This is obviously describing a ghost! ! !

It's too suffocating, it's too suffocating, how can there be such a shameful thing in the world? !

Who the hell wrote this?Did he owe him something in his previous life? ! !

For a moment, Yan Nanchuan could not wait to drown the translucent system board in front of him with an ice storm in the blink of an eye!

Sensing Yan Nanchuan's hostility, the system hastily swished the system board back, rubbed against Ah Lan in a pitiful and helpless manner, and quickly waved his hand to explain: "These are written by the laws of the world themselves! I have nothing to do with it! If you want to find it, you can find it with the laws of the world!"

The milk tea in World Law's mouth spurted out with a puff: "..."

Did you betray your dear mommy so casually?Do I have any authority!

"The law of the world?" Yan Nanchuan pulled up Gu Beiyu, whose hands and feet were limp from the kiss, and hugged him into his arms. His eyes flashed coldly, as if he really wanted to use the ice storm to give this legendary world law to him. Frozen into ice sculptures.

World Law: "..."

The law of the world shook its goosebumps, and silently wrapped the little quilt tightly around its body.

Ah, autumn is here, and the weather turns cold overnight.

Gu Beiyu smiled and teased Yan Nanchuan: "Forget it, forget it, don't scare the system, it really has nothing to do with the system, he is just a helpless wage earner."

Yan Nanchuan licked the tip of his teeth, and asked unwillingly, "Who is the law of the world?"

Gu Beiyu was about to be laughed to death by Yan Nanchuan's arrogant and petite appearance, who was obviously ashamed to death but forced to be indifferent but turned into anger from shame, and comforted him: "The laws of the world are the immediate bosses of the system, and they should also be the ones who brought us into this world. ...Uh, I'm not sure if it's a person, but you can't find him, the world rules are old, if he doesn't want to appear, he won't come out if you overturn the world."

The law of the world silently swallowed the milk tea in his mouth: "..."

You really know me.

Now that Gu Beiyu said so, Yan Nanchuan could only reluctantly push back the restless ice storm, and then... looked at Gu Beiyu faintly: "By the way, I seem to be on the system page just now I saw other character cards on it."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Ahhh, pills.

Yan Nanchuan smiled softly: "There is one named Gu Beiyu Liulishang Bingxue Lengling Crystal Love Heart Murong Qin'ai Wanyan Zimengdie. It should be yours, right?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) Gu Beiyu was so ashamed that his brains boiled instantly, and a milk dog pounced on Yan Nanchuan, and blocked the other side's big cherry mouth with his mouth in the same way.

Yan Nanchuan's magnetic voice smiled lowly, and while catering obediently, he took the time to whisper softly: "The appearance is as delicate and delicate as a flower, so pitiful, it blooms with the most beautiful fragrance of white lotus every day... Is it you? My little white lotus ?Um?"

The author has something to say: They seem to hurt each other, but they are actually flirting.