After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

When they arrived inside the mall, the staff put the two small matches balls on the ground on the ground. The general manager of the mall came over with scissors and carefully peeled off the huge balls on the ground like opening a gift box...

A Gu Beiyu rolled out with a very vulgar grunt.

Immediately afterwards, a Yan Nanchuan stepped out from under the umbrella with a black face, silence and grace.

It is really amazing that the huge ball turns into two cute little matches out of thin air!

Seeing them coming out, the staff moved quickly to the sofa for the two to sit down, and at the same time, they were well-trained to arrange a series of necessities for hospitality, such as small coffee table, teacups, snacks, and fans.

Immediately afterwards, a large group of stick figures rushed out from the crowd, ten were in charge of pinching shoulders, ten were in charge of beating legs, ten were in charge of wiping sweat, feeding water and trimming nails, and even ten were trying to lift their heads up. Trimmed nose hair for them, but couldn't find nostrils so I had to run around in a hurry!

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan had two black lines: "..."

Please let go of my (our) nose hair. My (our) nose hair is already in a beautiful shape and does not need to be trimmed, okay? !

It is rare for the two protagonists to reach an agreement on complaints, which is really gratifying!

The manager stepped forward with a smile on his face: "I heard that Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie will be visiting today with friends. We have deliberately cleaned up all irrelevant people in the entire shopping mall, and summoned a total of 66666 employees from the entire shopping mall and the headquarters to serve the two. May I ask Wanyan Is Mr. Zi Mengdie satisfied with our service?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Then Thunderbolt Invincible Rocket Launcher must be dissatisfied!The whole match was frightened and cracked, okay?

Gu Beiyu caught a glimpse of the nervous and expectant little hands of the manager, moved his lips, and said against his will, "...it's okay."

Ouch, I'm so kind, a match moved me to tears.

"That's really great," the manager immediately burst into a very bright smile, "Next, please sit on the wing-to-wing Qinse and Ming 360k pure gold inlaid with South African Ba ​​La La crystal diamonds that we specially prepared for you. The heavenly dragon and the phoenix form an auspicious chariot, let us take the two of you to the inside of the shopping mall to have a closer look..."

Gu Beiyu's face darkened: "No thanks."

By the way, are you sure that the name of that chariot is too long to remember that it is a good friend, not a good friend!

It seems that this is not the case for flying with wings, Qinse and Minglongfengchengxiang!

"Okay," the manager immediately showed a disappointed expression, "Then please lie down..."

Gu Beiyu interrupted him: "Thank you, you don't need anything, you all quit, I want to spend time with my good friend... Bah, no, it's a two-person world with good friends... Bah, no, it's alone stay together."

Nima, it's all your fault for that dragon and phoenix show auspiciousness, which made my mouth water.

Yan Nanchuan watched him silently from the side, his deep eyes mixed with confusion, conviction, doubt, joy, embarrassment, entanglement, etc. There are as many as 36 pairs of emotions with opposite meanings... The composition is very complicated!

"Okay, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie." The manager raised his eyelids and gave Gu Beiyu an aggrieved look, and snapped his fingers behind him. All the members immediately retreated in an orderly manner like a tide, and at the same time moved out the small The coffee table, small teacups, etc. were also taken back together, and the ability to lead the sheep by hand will be perfected!

After all this is done, only the manager, the light bulb, remains standing.

The two matches stared wide-eyed.

Gu Beiyu stared at him vigilantly: "Is there anything else you can do?"

It seems that they are afraid that the manager will come up with another Hongmian Xibei Wangong sedan chair for them to sit in!

Under Gu Beiyu's scorching gaze, the manager took out a questionnaire from his small satchel, carefully opened it and handed it to Gu Beiyu: "Can you give our service a five-star review?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

He took it with a blank face and ticked all the five stars. The manager took the questionnaire, bowed to Gu Beiyu beamingly to thank him, and then retreated contentedly.

In the blink of an eye, only Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan were left in the shopping mall.

The air fell silent.

Gu Beiyu stared blankly at the ground for a while, then suddenly looked up at Yan Nanchuan in confusion: "Did you touch my ass just now?"

Yan Nanchuan's face darkened: "I didn't!"

Gu Beiyu was puzzled: "But I clearly felt that you put your hand on it just now, as if you squeezed it, my butt is still itchy..."

"Shut up!" Yan Nanchuan interrupted Gu Beiyu angrily, then he pursed his lips, lowered his eyelids and said in embarrassment, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

The little hands couldn't help but clenched tightly.

Really super wronged!

Gu Beiyu didn't care: "Hahaha, it's okay, we're all sisters—cough, we're all brothers, feel free to touch them, anyway, there's not much meat!"

To be precise, there should be none!How could a stickman have such a sinful thing as meat!

"..." Yan Nanchuan silently looked at the match in front of him who enthusiastically invited him to touch his buttocks, and the complex emotions in his deep eyes instantly increased from 36 pairs to 72 pairs!It doubled directly!

At this time, the system reminded: [Baby, hurry up and start doing the task, you only have more than two hours left~]

"Got it!" Gu Beiyu turned his head and lovingly picked up Yan Nanchuan who was staring at him in a daze, and led him to the men's dress area.

It's so pitiful, the male protagonist must have never been to such a big shopping mall, and he was stunned. I must pick out more clothes for him later!

"..." Yan Nanchuan lowered his eyes and glanced at the small hands that were tightly held by the two of them, and Gu Beiyu couldn't help shaking them childishly back and forth in the air, and silently followed his footsteps with 72 pairs of complicated emotions. .

Looking at him like this, he likes me, right?Should I ask him?What if the other party confessed directly?Do you want to decline?Will it break his heart?

This is the first time I have encountered this kind of thing without experience, it really makes the match head bald...

The two little matches holding each other reached their destination hand in hand like this. Gu Beiyu let go of Yan Nanchuan's hand and looked at the large and uniform white rectangle in front of him with pain: "..."

How do you choose a girl who looks the same?Is it squarer and whiter than anyone else?

The system giggled: [What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and choose your favorite clothes for the hero~]

Gu Beiyu was silent for a few seconds, raised his hand and patted Yan Nanchuan on the back boldly: "What are you still doing, come and see if there is any clothes you like~"

Just let Yan Nanchuan choose if he can't, it can't be more witty!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

I don't know why, but I always feel that something is weird, but since Gu Beiyu said so, Yan Nanchuan still stepped forward to pick out the one that is the most pleasing to the eye in terms of color and shape, and turned to Gu Beiyu: "I'm going to try on clothes time."

Gu Beiyu was obedient: "Okay, go quickly, I'll wait for you to come out."

Yan Nanchuan nodded, and took the clothes into the fitting room. Five minutes later, Yan Nanchuan came out of the fitting room and stood in front of Gu Beiyu slowly. , seemingly inadvertently asked in a low voice: "How about this set?"

He didn't even dare to look at Gu Beiyu, he was obviously very nervous!

Gu Beiyu looked at the white rectangle on his body expressionlessly: "..."

Is there any difference between you and before you went in?

System reminder: [You should be amazed next time~]

"..." Gu Beiyu was silent for a few seconds, and then looked around Yan Nanchuan from head to toe with serious eyes. After organizing the words in his heart, he suddenly widened his eyes, and clasped his two small claws in front of his chest like a girl Heart shape, melodiously and tactfully said in an extremely exaggerated translation voice, "Oh my God, look what I found? This dress is really suitable for you, my friend, it sets off every part of your body so charmingly ...I can assure you that there is no one more suitable for it than you!"

As Gu Beiyu spoke, he waved his small hand and passionately stroked the top of Yan Nanchuan's head: "Look at this beautiful arc—"

Yan Nanchuan touched his smooth and round head in confusion.

Gu Beiyu waved his small hand windily across Yan Nanchuan's neck: "Look at this attractive line—"

Yan Nanchuan tapped his slender neck with his fingertips suspiciously.

"And these two extremely cute little jiojios—oh damn, how could they be so cute!" Gu Beiyu stared at Yan Nanchuan's two little feet with flickering eyes... Damn they are so cute!

I saw him turn around emotionally, and the white rectangular hem raised the sweet arc of a girl's skirt in the air, then knelt down on one knee, opened his arms to Yan Nanchuan, and said in a clear and clear voice: "This is really amazing!"

Perfect question √

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Yan Nanchuan: "..."

With all due respect, you seem to have that serious illness.