After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The man in green twitched the corners of his mouth at Gu Beiyu's eagerness to listen to gossip, and said slowly in a deep voice: "The land you are standing on now is actually a giant giant floating above the fog in the wilderness. On the island, there is a magical country called Dream Butterfly Kingdom, which respects magic, the higher the mana, the higher the status.

"And I, named Fifth Shadow, am one of the most magical magicians in the world, so I was personally awarded the Medal of Honor by the king of the Dream Butterfly Kingdom, and became the supreme guest of the Dream Disc Kingdom, and I have the entire Ji The magic capital of Yueliuguang. However, this city does not belong to me alone, and it is my own younger brother, the Fifth Illusion, who manages Jiyueliuguang together with me."

When the name of the fifth illusion was mentioned, the expression of the fifth shadow flashed a trace of obvious disgust and hatred, but it was uncontrollable, but it was mixed with a few stars of extremely hidden entanglement and intolerance.

He licked the tip of his teeth and continued: "I said before that my magic power is the strongest in the world, but I am not the only one, and the person who is as powerful as me is the Fifth Illusion. Awarded the honor, he is revered as the 'Evil King of Twin Magic' by the world, but people don't know that one of the younger brothers has been secretly coveting his own brother for so many years! Even..."

The fifth shadow didn't say what happened next, but the two of them saw the very disharmonious traces on his body, and said, "You don't need to say it, we already know it."

The fifth shadow took a breath, and dark waves surged under the green eyes.

Thinking of what the Fifth Illusion had done to him in the past few months, the Fifth Phantom wanted to eat the Fifth Illusion alive!

Even my own brother can do it.

This brother, I can't have it!

Gu Beiyu didn't know what he should say, but he had never been used to it. After listening to Fifth Shadow's narration, since he felt it, it was quite touching?

But these words can't be said, otherwise, the fifth shadow will tear him apart before the fifth illusion comes out.

So, Gu Beiyu thought about it very seriously, frowned, and exclaimed: "Then your brother is quite good at playing."

The Fifth Shadow, who was surging with energy and blood, said for a moment: "???"

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Gu Beiyu glanced at the chains on his ankles, and marveled: "Imprisonment, binding, and sadomasochism... Your brother's life is quite fulfilling!"

The fifth shadow felt bloody in its throat, not only wanted to tear the fifth illusion, but also wanted to tear the black lotus pretending to be a white lotus in front of it.

Damn it, he was actually deceived by this little white lotus's tender and weak appearance just now, and thought he was caring for him kindly...

He can't have these eyes anymore!

Yan Nanchuan took a deep breath: "Xiaobei, stop talking..."

Gu Beiyu didn't notice anything wrong at all, and continued to run the train with his mouth, stabbing the knife frantically: "But to be honest, why don't you just follow it directly! You see, your brother loves you so deeply, I can't wait to eat you up I don’t want to show you, and you don’t look like you don’t have feelings at all, and you’re even a little moist, why don’t you think about your brother... woo woo woo!"

Yan Nanchuan covered Gu Beiyu's mouth, looked at the Fifth Shadow who wanted to rush up and tear them apart, and said calmly and calmly: "Sorry, my family drank some fake wine before coming today, and now his head is a little unconscious ,Please excuse me."

"..." The fifth shadow took a deep breath, threw a treasured sword heavily on the bed, and pulled out a smile that was not funny at the corner of his mouth, "Hehe, it doesn't matter, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie's insight is really true. It touched me deeply.”

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

It must be the kind of "touch" that I really want to be mad at Gu Beiyu.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhouuuuuuhouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, but The action of "swear to the sky" has a solemn expression.

Yan Nanchuan glanced at him and sighed: "Then take it easy, I don't want to fight yet."

"Got it, got it!" Gu Beiyu rubbed his hands excitedly, and looked at Fifth Shadow with burning eyes, "It's not a particularly difficult question to answer, but I'm just a little curious. Things will definitely not pass the trial, so are you two sure that you are real brothers? Have you done a blood relationship test?"

Compared with the previous messy words, this problem is indeed much more normal.Although I don't understand what the previous "review" and "passed review" mean, the last two sentences are still understandable.

The Fifth Phantom's eyes darkened, and his voice couldn't hear the emotion: "There is no need to do a blood test, because I and the Fifth Illusion are born from the same flower on the magic tree in the depths of the wilderness fog Twin fruits, we are exactly the same in appearance, blood, and even magic power, there is no question of whether we are close or not, it should be said that we are born with the same soul."

"Fuck!" Gu Beiyu immediately leaned back passionately after hearing this, "This, this, isn't this the setting of alien brothers and sisters in "Sailor Moon" Demon World Tree Chapter?"

Yan Nanchuan was stunned, and said in a daze, ""Sailor Moon"? Why does this name...sound so familiar?"

Gu Beiyu's nonsense is of course familiar, who in the three-dimensional world doesn't know "Sailor Moon", a proper childhood memory, okay?

The fifth shadow, a pure two-dimensional paper man, couldn't understand what Gu Beiyu was saying, so he didn't make a sound.

But Gu Beiyu obviously wouldn't let him go so easily, slapped his thigh, and said aggressively, "I ask you, why aren't you happy to be with the Fifth Illusion?"

Fifth Phantom frowned: "We are brothers, it's wrong to do this..."

"Kiss, dear!" Gu Beiyu was so excited that he stood up straight away, "You are not human at all, please don't bring your human ways into you, okay?"

Fifth Shadow: "..."

Although the words are true, why does it sound like a curse?

Gu Beiyu was a little curious: "Speaking of which, since you originally lived in the mist of the wilderness, why did you suddenly come to Dream of Butterfly Kingdom to be your guest?"

"That's a long story," Fifth Phantom sighed slightly, "Although Dream Butterfly Kingdom has always regarded itself as the hometown of magicians, in fact, we local residents living in the depths of the wilderness fog It's a real family of magicians."

As he said that, the green eyes of Fifth Shadow dimmed sadly: "However, it is sad that due to global warming, the fog of the wilderness has been mutated due to the influence of climatic conditions, and the mutated energy of the mutated magic white mist Molecules will mutually repel the original magic power of the magic tree, so gradually, fewer and fewer newborn magicians will be born on the magic tree.

"Until more than 20 years ago, the last old man in the clan finally died peacefully after seeing the birth of me and the Fifth Illusion with his own eyes, but the old man didn't know that on the third day after I landed with the Fifth Shadow, the luxuriant The thousand-year-old magic tree finally couldn't support the erosion of the mutated magic white mist, and suddenly withered.

"In the blink of an eye, only I and the Fifth Illusion were left in the whole family of magicians. As the older brother who landed a second earlier, I resolutely took the Fifth Illusion to the Butterfly Kingdom of Dreams, and relying on our two brothers Powerful magic power, successfully break into a world in a foreign country."

"I see," Gu Beiyu nodded in a trance, "but this setting sounds more and more like "Sailor Moon". In other words, the two alien brothers and sisters seemed to plunder their energy, so they The Demon World Tree brought to Earth..."

Gu Beiyu murmured, seeing Yan Nanchuan and Fifth Youying looking at him in confusion, coughed lightly, and looked at Fifth Youying with a serious face: "Then, do you know how your magic tree reproduces?" Is it?"

The fifth shadow is unknown, so: "Of course, the magic tree absorbs the magic white mist, converts the magic energy in it into its own nutrition, and thus bears fruits one by one. After nine months of incubation, these fruits are It will automatically crack open, and successfully bred a magician with plenty of magic. It is precisely because the magic white mist has mutated, and the magic energy in it cannot be converted into the nutrition of the magic tree, so the magic tree is starved to death."

Having said that, Fifth Shadow's expression dimmed again.

Gu Beiyu tapped his chin with his slender fingertips, as if thinking of something, his eyes flashed slightly, and the corners of his mouth suddenly raised slightly: "Then, have you ever thought about how you magicians should fall in love?"

The fifth shadow thinks this question is really strange: "How can we talk about this? When you see someone you like, you can directly pursue confession and propose marriage."

Yan Nanchuan observed Gu Beiyu's expression, no matter how he looked, he looked like a little flicker. Sure enough, the corners of Gu Beiyu's mouth suddenly turned up slyly, like a little bad cat who just saw a little fish take the bait.

"You're right, if you see something you like, go straight to it," Gu Beiyu nodded with a smile, and suddenly changed the subject, "Then haven't you thought about it, are you brothers and sisters in the whole group? Because you are all from the same tree The fruit that grows from it.

"If the magic tree is a complete life and the common mother of your entire ethnic group, then every fruit is her child, and every magic flower is the ovary she uses to raise you. No matter which container you grow in, your origin is only the life of the magic tree. Therefore, from a biological point of view, your entire family of magicians should be brothers and sisters. Have you ever thought about this before? ?”

This series of logic successfully stunned Fifth Shadow, his lips moved, na na: "This... I haven't thought about it..."

Hearing this, Yan Nanchuan instantly realized what Gu Beiyu meant.

Since the entire ethnic group is brothers and sisters, what did Fifth Shadow say just now?Those who like it, directly pursue the confession and then propose marriage. According to the logic of Fifth Shadow, wouldn't these be considered incest?

Indeed, as Yan Nanchuan expected, Gu Beiyu immediately raised this fatal question.

The Fifth Shadow's deep eyebrows were tightly locked, as if trying to detect the logical loopholes inside.

"No, that's not right." The Fifth Phantom has already penetrated into the horns set by Gu Beiyu, "Other clansmen were born in different ovaries, but I and the Fifth Illusion grew up in the same ovary Yes, it's different."

"But," Gu Beiyu raised his eyebrows, "they are all ovaries of the same mother, aren't they? So what difference does it make if they grow up in which ovary or whether they grow up in the same ovary? Your mothers are all the same tree, aren't they?"

Fifth Phantom opened his mouth, and his voice was a little hoarse.

Gu Beiyu stepped up his firepower: "If you want to deny that your ethnic group is not blood brothers and sisters, then I can also say that you and the Fifth Illusion are not blood brothers, at least not in terms of human ethics, and compared to Brothers, your existence that is completely identical from body to soul is more like the same person, you should be called Narcissus."

Fifth Phantom's heart trembled, recalling the face that was exactly the same as himself in the Fifth Illusion, it seemed... not so annoying anymore?After all, he doesn't need to be angry with himself... Wait, why does it feel weird!

Gu Beiyu saw the broken expression on his face, silently made a gesture on the top of his head (σ≧Ⅴ≦)σ, and smiled lightly; "Since the matter of the brothers is resolved, then, what reason do you have to reject the fifth brother?" What about the illusion?"

Fifth Shadow: "..."

Damn, it sure came back again.

The outrageous thing is, I actually think what this person said makes sense? ? ?

Yan Nanchuan looked at Gu Beiyu's smiling face like a satisfied kitten who had eaten a small fish, and felt that it would be a pity that his baby would not go undercover for the sales organization. . Marketing organization flicker gone, to make a contribution to socialist construction.