After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

"Chirp~" Ouyang Xiaoniao shivered into a ball in Xuanyuan Fourteen's wide palm, trembling in fear.

Mom, mom~QAQ~

Gu Beiyu felt anxious, and blurted out: "Xuanyuan Fourteen!"

Xuanyuan Shishi shuddered, and turned around: "What, what?"

Gu Beiyu licked his lips, and said with difficulty: "I have something to tell you, you...you must calm down, don't be too sad, uh, why don't you find a chair and sit down first?"

I'm afraid you'll just fall to the ground then.

Xuanyuan Fourteen looked at the golden little chubby chirp in the palm of his hand, then at the one with a heavy expression, and then at Yan Nanchuan who couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his head aside, he faintly sensed something, his body gradually shook like a quail: " I... I am very calm, you just say it, I can bear it."

Gu Beiyu saw that a long-term pain in his heart is worse than a short-term pain. He gritted his teeth and said directly: "Actually, your baby is not your baby. He is a nobleman named Ouyang Nanxun from our Marysu Kingdom, and his So he became Little Fat Chirp because he drank the magic transforming potion of the man in green. The red light beam that transported your baby was sucked in, and it was sent into your balls as a baby before your baby, and the baby that really belonged to you has returned to the sky in a fit of anger."

Xuanyuan Fourteen: "???"

Xuanyuan Shishi was so dizzy by the bombardment of a series of messages that he couldn't react at all: "...Ah? What, what?"

However, before Xuanyuan Fourteen could recover, the little fat autumn in his palm suddenly exploded with a lot of thick and pungent green mushroom clouds. Yan Nanchuan hurriedly pulled Gu Beiyu away from the source of the accident. Gu Beiyu listened The extremely familiar fart-like sound effect in the ear, suddenly realized something, was startled for a moment, and quickly looked into the thick smoke.

I saw a slender and tall figure gradually emerge from the smoke, and then there was a babbling scream of horror, and when the smoke cleared, the golden little Fat Chirp that was carefully held by Xuanyuan Shishi in his palm had disappeared. Instead, there was a handsome, naked man with golden waist-length hair, a handsome fair face, and a naked body.

At this time, this handsome man was leaning over Xuanyuan Fourteen's chest weakly, his long golden hair flowing smoothly from the back of his slender neck to his chest like a waterfall, and then slowly flowing along his white shoulders. It flowed to Xuanyuan Fourteen's chest, and more parts were scattered on the ground, entangled with Xuanyuan Fourteen's fiery red long hair, and spread out on the snow-white carpet together, like a flame blooming on the snow, Then throw in pieces of golden gold, dazzlingly bright.

Xuanyuan Shishi reflexively hugged Ouyang Nanxun's narrow waist, staring blankly into the man's golden eyes with his red eyes, and both of them saw their startled reflections in each other's eyes.

For a moment, they looked at each other speechlessly.

Gu Beiyu didn't expect such a sudden change at the scene, and everyone was dumbfounded.

In a trance, Gu Beiyu seemed to have a ridiculous character introduction that he hadn't seen for a long time again.

he--

Stunning and shining, with boundless charm, handsome and profound facial features are as dazzling and charming as the sun god Apollo, and the magnetic and melodious voice is as elegant and melodious as Apollo's golden harp, exuding the sweet atmosphere of "I have money" all over the body. my dream lover...

It is hard to find Ouyang who has completely recovered!

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Gu Beiyu blankly pointed at the two overlapping red and gold figures on the ground, and pulled Yan Nanchuan's sleeve: "...Ah Nan, look quickly, has Ouyang Nanxun transformed back into a human body?"

"..." Yan Nanchuan slowly closed his mouth that was slightly opened in shock, and calmly said, "It looks so right."

Gu Beiyu took two deep breaths, feeling himself relieved a little, unbelievable: "No, did we do something just now? Why did he suddenly return to normal? What are the requirements for disabling the magical effect of the transformation potion? Come on?...Sorry, my mind is a bit confused now, Lao Gong is the smartest of you, please help me recall!"

Yan Nanchuan relied on his 666 super IQ to find information about the transformation potion in the corner of his memory: "...It seems that only the kiss of true love can restore him to normal?"

Since the last introduction to magic potions was too long ago, it is necessary to revisit here——

Commodity name: True Love Magic Random Change

Commodity category: Edible medicine

Instructions for use: New enjoyment, drink freely in summer, unscrew the bottle cap to eat, after drinking all of it, it will randomly transform into a certain animal that best fits the character's essence.

[Note]: The medicament is instant and effective. It is invalid after the expiration date, and its effect is irreversible. Please consume it with caution.

[Re-note]: In the unfortunate event of misuse, only the kiss of true love can break the magic.

OK, hearing what he said, Gu Beiyu also remembered.

but……

"Apart from Xuanyuan Fourteen's passionate fatherly kiss just now, there should be nothing else that has kissed Ouyang Nanxun, right?" Gu Beiyu figured out something, and suddenly found it hard to accept, "Don't tell me, fatherly love is also considered Love???"

No, when a normal person mentions the kiss of true love, love must be the first thing that comes to mind, right?

Does daring to love and family affection count? ? ?

Yan Nanchuan: "...it seems so."

At this moment, Gu Beiyu thought of Murong Xinghe who was left in the forest by them!

In other words, the reason why they embarked on the long and magical journey in the first place was to help Murong Xinghe get the kiss of true love and restore his human body?Side mission 2 is still hanging in his taskbar!

"Axi!" Gu Beiyu rubbed his unrepentant head in grief and anger, and was immediately extremely annoyed, "I knew that the kiss of true love didn't need to be kissed by a destined person, so I went directly to Murong Xinghe's mother or his father." Wouldn't it be over with a kiss?"

Since these words sounded irrefutable, Yan Nanchuan chose to remain silent, raised his hand and patted Gu Beiyu's shoulder lightly, silently comforting him.

The system said softly: [Since we have come this far, wouldn't it be a loss to give up halfway?And it was agreed to help Murong Xinghe find his destined person and marry his son well!Now there is really only one last step left, my son's future happiness can't just be given up just like that!To be a man is to keep your word! 】

Gu Beiyu pursed her lips, and couldn't help arguing with the system: "The so-called 'it's a waste of time and money to give up now' is actually unreasonable. There is a word in economics It is called "sunk cost". The "time, energy and financial resources" that have been spent in the past in the sentence just now are all part of the silent cost, that is, expenditures that have already occurred and cannot be recovered.

"And when we are doing things, we are easily affected by sunk costs, and we always think about wasting and pity, but in fact, our future behavior has nothing to do with past sunk costs, and we are making decisions about future behavior. When it comes to investment, the interference of sunk costs should be eliminated, otherwise it will only sink more and more, in the most easy-to-understand terms, it is to stop losses in time."

The system was dumbfounded: [... Beibei, you know a lot. 】

To be honest, after listening to it for a long time, I only understood the last four words "stop loss in time", which proves that it is really easy to understand.

"Oh no," Gu Beiyu licked his face in embarrassment, "I don't know much about this, I taught me these things before Lao Gong—"

At this point, everyone froze at the same time.

Gu Beiyu's old attack?Isn't that Yan Nanchuan?What was before?When did Yan Nanchuan teach economics to Gu Beiyu?And this stuff sounds completely different from the current level of knowledge in this comic, right? ? ?

For a moment, Gu Beiyu felt as if he had caught something vaguely, but it was not very clear.

The system also suddenly lost its sound, and it is estimated that it is also aware of the weirdness.

Gu Beiyu couldn't think of a reason for a short time, so he quietly let go of this thought, raised his arm and rubbed his chin: "Although I don't agree with your so-called 'It's bad to give up halfway', but the last one, 'Being a human being' Keep your word and believe it' I am very much in favor of it, the son will get married after all, Murong Xinghe's 'Dad' can't be called in vain, can't it?"

Xuanyuan Fourteen and Ouyang Nanxun had already looked at each other for a long time when they were communicating with each other.

Xuanyuan Shishi looked deeply into Ouyang Nanxun's pair of golden eyes that were as dazzling as the most dazzling gold in the world, and felt that his heart, a passionate and ruthless sea king, began to beat at an unprecedented speed. The skin touched by the palm almost burned through the bones of his hand, the blood flowed back quickly all over his body, and the heat on his face was also rising rapidly.

The man on the chest has golden eyes, golden hair, white and smooth skin like silk, soft and slender limbs like willow branches, and the narrow waist is full of grips. Xuanyuan Fourteen can kill Ouyang Nan with one palm Strangled in his arms.

So small, so cute, like a doll.

Especially the golden ones.

It is so dazzling, so uninhibited, so brilliant that it blinds Xuanyuan Fourteen's phoenix eyes.

So shiny, so bright, so... I like it.

this moment.

He, Xuanyuan Fourteen.

The Phoenix Emperor Shao with the most lofty status in Mengmei Liguo, the scumbag in love for thousands of years who lived among thousands of flowers without a single leaf on his body, actually blushed slightly.