After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu took a deep breath and asked, "Is there anything else besides this?"

Damn, don't you have anything else to do in your life besides XXOO?

And can this thing compare?How to compare?You can't let him and Yan Nanchuan do that on the spot, right? ! ! !

"Ah, so sleepy," Xuanyuan Fourteen yawned wearily, his long eyelashes drooping sleepily, "I don't want to think, I want to sleep."

At the same time as the voice fell slowly, the lazy energy on Xuanyuan Fourteen's body gradually turned into substance, lingering around Xuanyuan Fourteen's body like a hazy mist.

The air seems to be full of sleep factors, and if you take a light breath, you will be so sleepy that you will burst into tears.

When Gu Beiyu saw his appearance, he immediately became anxious: "Don't, don't, don't sleep, think about it, there must be other things you like to do besides that, right? You can't just eat and drink every day. Lazarus is sleeping, that's all..."

Xuanyuan Shishi's heart is indeed true. I really only eat, drink and sleep every day, and I just love love. Is there any problem with this?

"Well... the sun is setting," Xuanyuan Shishi turned a deaf ear, got up in a trance, and then slowly climbed into his bird's nest, "If you don't want to have sex with me tonight, then you should go to bed .”

"..." Gu Beiyu hesitated, wondering what happened to this kid?Why are you still thinking about him and his old chrysanthemum?

Seeing that Xuanyuan Fourteen's quilt was about to be covered, Gu Beiyu was not reconciled, and wanted to persuade him again, but before he could say anything, a ding sounded in his mind——

[Sub-task 9: With the help of the God of the World Law, the friendship between Bailianhua and Bingxue Fairy finally took a qualitative leap, and they became good sisters and evolved into good friends!This is really a big celebration, and the whole world celebrates it!However, it never occurred to her that after finally confirming the relationship, Lao Gong, a relative of Bai Lianhua's family, would be stolen by a bald bird in broad daylight?If you are a man, you can't bear it!What are you still doing?Hurry up and challenge Xuanyuan Fourteen to "see who sleeps the longest", use your strength to make the other party kneel down and call him daddy, and let the man he loves become his daddy immediately!Get rid of the hatred of taking your husband!Time limit: None. 】

Gu Beiyu was dumbfounded: "..."

What kind of game is this?See who sleeps longer?Then he is absolutely incomparable!Xuanyuan Fourteen is a ruthless person who can sleep for a month at a stretch!

Moreover, the law of the world, is this a complete showdown for you?

He knew it, he knew it!

How could those gay daily tasks in the past be to enhance the sisterhood between him and the hero?It's almost the same to increase the base situation!

Look, the law of the world admits that he is a god assist!It was clearly for the beautiful CP of White Lotus and Ice Fairy!

In an instant, Gu Beiyu suddenly had the feeling that he had discovered the truth of the world!

The existence of this world is not just for the hearts of corrupt women/men to satisfy the laws of the world!

In just a few seconds, Gu Beiyu's head flashed countless densely packed garbled emoticons, coupled with Gu Beiyu's extremely rich facial expressions, as smart as a snow fairy, he immediately understood that at that moment just now, Gu Beiyu's mind What task should be triggered again.

What will be the task?

Yan Nanchuan frowned slightly.

In other words, the act of Gu Beiyu taking the initiative to ask Xuanyuan Fourteen about his hobbies just now is very strange in itself.

In addition, in the past, it seemed that every time Gu Beiyu met one of his suitors, he would have a contest of calling him dad. Therefore, the question just now should also be to trigger the task of "calling him dad", so he asked it specially. of?

Although Gu Beiyu brags about his old attacks every day, he has to admit that Fairy Bingxue has a really good brain. A small question can diverge so much. Even Gu Beiyu can guess the theme of the task he is going to do now. The eight or nine are inseparable.

So, what did Xuanyuan Fourteen answer?

He seemed to answer, do.love.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Ah, this and that, he, shouldn't he hurry up and prepare in advance?

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Facts have proved that men like this always have short-circuited brains when encountering problems in this area, and Bingqingyujieru Bingxue Fairy is no exception.

Although the scale of the world law is sometimes a little bit too big, but it is not unscrupulous enough to take this thing out to compete!

So, just as Yan Nanchuan was shy, shy, nervous, and secretly rehearsing all the foreplay, middle play, and back play for countless times in his heart, he saw Gu Beiyu suddenly After a while, he stood up, with a confused expression and as if he had to say something, hesitantly said to Xuanyuan Shishi: "Well, since you want to sleep, why don't we come to the competition to sleep? Whoever sleeps for a long time wins, and the loser has to kneel down and call Dad, what do you think?"

Yan Nanchuan instantly looked disappointed: "..."

Ah, it turned out that it was just a game of sleep.

Gu Beiyu caught sight of Yan Nanchuan's expression: "...What do you mean by your lost face? What do you think I want to compare? Hmm???"

Yan Nanchuan looked at Xuanyuan Fourteen seriously: "How is it? My baby challenges you, are you willing to accept?"

Gu Beiyu: "...Can the topic change be more obvious? Your guilty conscience is already hanging on top of your head, why not?!"

At this time, Xuanyuan Fourteen raised his eyelids, glanced at Gu Beiyu with difficulty, lifted the quilt and sat up in the next second, knelt down on the bed, and called out to Gu Beiyu in a deep and magnetic voice: "Dad .”

Gu Beiyu: "...??"

Yan Nanchuan: "...??"

No, didn't you throw in the towel a little too quickly?Don't even compare it? ? ?And what about this situation?The game is over before it even starts. Is this a success or a failure?

In the next second, the task completion notification sound in Gu Beiyu's mind gave the answer——

[Ding——Submission 9 is completed, congratulations to the host for becoming a father again in the comic world, and getting the task reward [Back to Life]×1.What a touching picture of fatherly kindness and filial piety, the system can’t help but cry again, please keep up the hard work of the host, and strive to use love to influence more cannon fodder~]

Gu Bei murloc was dumbfounded: "..."

This, this, this is so good?Although I have known for a long time that the release and completion of the mission of the World Law is quite casual, but it is still unacceptable to be so casual!

At this moment, Gu Beiyu suddenly understood the difference between attacking and suffering in this comic——

The reason why Gong can become Gong is not only because they are as tall as his old Gong, but also because they are even more shameless!You are not thick-skinned enough, so you are not qualified to attack!

And Yan Nanchuan saw Gu Beiyu's bewildered and weird expression, and instantly got it. This task is probably completed!

Yan Nanchuan immediately had a look on his face: "..."

The painting style of the boss of the thing in the baby's head is really quite strange.

After finishing the competition, Xuanyuan Fourteen stretched his arms into a soft bird's nest made of densely woven white fluff on the bed, took out a palm-sized crimson bird's egg, hugged it in his arms, and lifted it up again. Open the quilt and lie down comfortably.

"Oh no, are you going to sleep now?" Gu Beiyu stared at the bulging lump in the quilt on Xuanyuan Shishi's chest in confusion, "Where did this egg come from? Are you hatching it?"

"Well... this is a phoenix egg. It was born after nine months of hard work. Now I have to hatch it after another nine months of hard work. Tonight is the last day. Tomorrow, I can have a baby of my own."

While Xuanyuan Shishi was explaining, his eyes gradually became loving and gentle, and he couldn't help but leaned over and kissed Eggy.

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Did I (we) hear something strange just now? ? ?

Gu Beiyu felt that he had been confused a lot tonight: "...You, aren't you attacking? Why do you have the skill of laying eggs???"

Xuanyuan Fourteen was more confused than him: "Why can't Gong lay eggs? Our Phoenix family has always only had the male sex. As long as it is an adult Phoenix, you can lay eggs anytime you want.

"We have to conceive an empty egg in the stomach first, give birth to the egg, and then start a long incubation process. During this process, the empty egg will continuously absorb the breath and energy from the father's body and store it. .

"In the last night of the ninth month of hatching, the Phoenix God will drop a Phoenix baby in the empty egg, and the Phoenix baby will spend the whole night absorbing the nutrients in the egg, and wait until the third morning to get up When the time comes, the baby phoenix can break open the egg shell and get out by itself."

Both Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan were dumbfounded: "..."

Do you think this is not only sexual reproduction, but also asexual reproduction? ? ?

This, this setting is a bit 6...

After finishing speaking, Xuanyuan Fourteen kissed the precious balls in his arms again: "Okay, okay, everything that needs to be explained has been explained clearly, the Phoenix God will only lower the baby when the father's body is asleep, then, I will Go to bed first, let the two beautiful kittens do whatever they want, good night."

As soon as the words fell, Xuanyuan Shishi lowered his head and breathed lightly, and fell into a deep sleep instantly.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Wow, this speed is okay.

However, before Gu Beiyu could finish complaining, he saw a red beam of light suddenly descending from the bright and dark night above his head. As the beam of light descended slowly, it slid slowly towards Eggy like a slide.

And inside that red ball of light, a petite phoenix prototype appeared faintly.

It is the phoenix baby that the Phoenix God sent down for Xuanyuan Fourteen!

???

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan stared dumbfounded at the illusory scene in front of them.

However, before the fiery red phoenix baby slipped into the same crimson ball, suddenly, a golden figure flew down from above the light beam at an even faster speed, grabbing a step ahead of the phoenix baby without stopping. Sliding into the testicles, the speed was so fast that it even made a puff.

And one second before the golden figure penetrated into the testicle, the golden ball made an incomparably clear and terrified chirping sound.

-Help, something strange is sucking me!I can't control my speed!

Ah, mother! QAQ!

The next second there was no sound at all.

The Phoenix baby who was suddenly cut off: "???"

Gu Beiyu: "...??"

Yan Nanchuan: "...??"

The phoenix baby looked at Eggy, which had already been preempted by strange creatures, and then at the two beautiful and cute stick figures who were watching nearby. It shook its wings and let out a cry of grievance, and flew back along the beam of light.

Gu Beiyu swallowed, feeling a little dazed: "...I seemed to hear Ouyang Xiaoniao just now?"

Yan Nanchuan nodded solemnly, "Me too."

Gu Beiyu had a painful expression on his face, and said with difficulty: "...So, Ouyang Xiaoniao snatched the baby's nest that originally belonged to Xuanyuan Fourteen, so the baby flew back to the sky in a fit of anger, and Xuanyuan Fourteen not only lost the baby, but also waited When he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will face a golden little Fat Jiu?"

Yan Nanchuan was still dignified, nodded: "It seems that's right."

Gu Beiyu pondered for two seconds, looked up at the sky, clasped his hands in front of his chest, watched the baby that was supposed to belong to Xuanyuan Fourteen drift away, and prayed: "...ah, I hope Xuanyuan Fourteen will wake up tomorrow , able to stand strong!"

Yan Nanchuan put his right hand on Gu Beiyu's shoulder, looked up at the sky together with him, nodded, nodded again, and said in a low voice: "Pray."