After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

[It is detected that the host's daily task 8 has failed, and now the host is being punished. 】

After finishing speaking, Gu Beiyu suddenly found that besides the gray [Daily Task 8] in the task bar, there was an additional explanatory note (Mission Failed), and there was also a [Failure Punishment] in bright red font——

Punishment name: [Bluntly speaking]

Punishment content: The host will know all the questions that the male protagonist asks, and he will speak endlessly.

Aging: 24 hours.

After reading the entry, Gu Beiyu felt...he didn't seem to feel anything?

Not only is there no abnormality in the body, but there is no disturbance in the heart.

At first, I thought it was a really terrifying physical punishment like electric shock suffocation, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that!

It's useless to say "knowing everything and talking endlessly"!He didn't even think about cheating on the hero, okay?

Obviously, Gu Beiyu, a big-hearted grass-mud horse, didn't fully understand the meaning of [Bluntness]. This is not only about deception, but more importantly, it is clearly in the action of "speaking"!

Gu Beiyu, who thought she understood the content of the punishment, instantly relaxed her heart. With the support of Yan Nanchuan, she got up from the ground. After seeing the shocked rabbit face of Queen Memeda in front of her, her relaxed heart immediately lifted again. stand up.

Gu Beiyu stared at Empress Momoda vigilantly, leaned over without looking, and picked up the rogue dog who was holding Prince Tutu and licked it in public, and found Yan Nanchuan's hand with the other hand, palms pressed tightly against each other. , took a deep breath, and tentatively said: "I'm very sorry, Your Royal Highness, we may still not be able to do it..."

At the same time, Gu Beiyu has quickly opened the item page in his mind, and his brain cells are ready to move around next to [No Missing Shot], just waiting for Queen Momoda's arrest order, he will immediately activate the special item, Throwing a rabbit in each hand, taking Yan Nanchuan and Slimy far away!

Yan Nanchuan also stared at Empress Momoda's movements with full of vigilance, moved his toes forward unconsciously, and was ready to stand in front of Gu Beiyu to protect him at any time.

However, Queen Memoda just caressed her thumping heart in shock, looking back and forth between Slimy who had turned into a puppy dog ​​and the two-legged beast with uncertain eyes. , his lips moved slightly, as if there were so many things he wanted to ask, but he didn't know which sentence to start with.

In the end, Empress Memoda's eyes fell on the hands they clasped, and she gasped, her voice trembling: "You guys are really..."

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan looked dark.

The surrounding rabbits came back to their senses and squinted their eyes to watch the movements of the two two-legged beasts in the center of the hall. The rabbit sea tactics are ready to go!

The tense atmosphere slowly spread.

The war is about to start!

In the next second, I only heard Empress Momoda's angry dantian roar——

"It's so beautiful!!!"

? ? ?what?

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan staggered and almost fell to the ground with their faces!

The rabbits who were ready to go suddenly fell to the side like deflated balls, but the rabbits were too close to each other, and then they fell down like dominoes. I fold you a creamy white bunny donut.

Empress Momoda was so excited that she jumped off the throne directly, circled around the two of them several times, and finally stood in front of Gu Beiyu, with her hind legs upright, her hands clasped in front of her chest like a girl holding her heart, her complexion Flushed and bright eyes, he praised endlessly: "Gujijijiji!"

Kissing between the brows or something, it's too gentle, too pampering, too loving! ! !

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Ah, it seems that I am not the only one who was shocked by Yan Nanchuan's kiss, Queen Tutu also felt the same way.

The queen was eloquent: "Gujijijijijiji."

Although I don't understand what you Lao Gong just said, I can imagine that everything he did was for his beloved little shou!It's all you!

It is too brave and handsome to fight against power and overcome obstacles for love!

What kind of fairy love is this!

knock!die!I!up! ! !

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

emmm thanks for the compliment? ? ?

Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan looked at each other, seeing the words "what the hell" in each other's eyes.

Now it seems that instead of blaming them, Empress Momoda looks very satisfied?So they don't have to fight anymore?

Empress Momoda covered her face and screamed, "Gujijijijijiji!"

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah look at each other!Rounding up is XXOO!Ah I'm dead!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Crazy! ! !

Minister Tutu really couldn't stand it anymore, so he came down and poked the queen secretly, and glanced at the cute puppy in Gu Beiyu's arms, and Gu Beiyu stood up at his feet and stared at the puppy absent-mindedly. Looking at His Highness Ya Die, a trace of heartache flashed across his face, and he lowered his voice: "Gujijijiji..."

Your Royal Highness, the matter of Your Highness Ruan Dudu...

Empress Momoda was stunned for a moment, and finally got out of the beautiful love that she had imagined. She cleared her throat and straightened her face again. She looked up and saw the two super beautiful two-legged beasts still holding hands. Can't help but soften: "Gujiji..."

May I ask you gentlemen, why did you suddenly become two-legged beasts?Why did His Highness Ruandudu suddenly become a puppy?

Gu Beiyu tried his best to use the emoji again, and at the same time used his hands and feet together. With great difficulty, Queen Whyda showed the ins and outs, emphasizing that Slimy is really not a human boy, but really just an ordinary puppy dog , so it really can't be used as the mascot of your country please let go of the dog please please please!

Ya Die, who had been brutally tortured by the sticky paste, finally accepted the fact that his boyfriend was not a human being, and was shocked beyond measure for a moment!

Yan Nanchuan listened to Gu Beiyu's words, but his expression was slightly weird: "..."

Uh, although Slimy is not human, but the two of them are!

Sure enough, Empress Momoda first glanced disappointedly at Gu Beiyu's bosom with a look of foolishness, then gave a slimy glance at the Yam butterfly swiftly flicking its tail and whimpering, and sighed slightly, but then immediately turned the scorching hot His eyes turned to Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Suddenly I feel that something is wrong!

Empress Momoda's eyelashes fluttered, and her face was slightly red: "Gujijijiji."

This and that, if you want, do you want to stay in our Gujiji country and be our mascot?Not only is the scenery beautiful and the environment is suitable, but also food and accommodation are included, water and electricity are free, and there are cute and soft bunnies that can be rua at will~

Bunny around: "!!!"

Instantly swipe Lala and step back ten meters!Panic.jpg!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Ah, I knew it would be like this.

Minister Tutu looked painfully at his respected Queen, who looked like a shy girl: "..."

Your Highness, you can't just casually sell the flesh of a rabbit for two wild men, Your Highness!

But he didn't dare to say this directly, otherwise he would be the one who would be sent to Rua by then!

Gu Beiyu was embarrassed in silence: "...No thanks, I have a dog who can rua and don't need rua Tutu."

Although I knew that this rabbit queen was unreliable, but I never expected that it would be so unreliable. Is it okay to sell my own rabbit?

But these are all internal affairs of the kingdom, and Gu Beiyu has no right to interfere, so it's important to take care of your chastity!

While speaking, a row of oversized colorful emoticons flashed above Gu Beiyu's head——

(〃'▽'〃) sticky, √

/(='x'=) Bunny, ×

I get it! ! !

Empress Momoda immediately looked disappointed, and cast a reluctant glance at the two beauties in front of her, her ears trembling, and said unwillingly: "Gujijijiji."

So what are you going to do to stay?As long as I can give, no matter what!

The original colorful grass mud horse and dreamy white elk are beautiful enough, let alone the two-legged beast now!And they are still two of such high value!The queen doesn't want to let them go even more!

Yan Nanchuan frowned, his lips moved as if he wanted to say something, but his palm was suddenly pinched by Gu Beiyu, he turned his head and saw Gu Beiyu shook his head slightly at him, and pointed at the top of his head, Yan Nanchuan Nan Chuan looked up——

This rabbit can't understand human words, so don't waste your tongue anymore, look at me! (*￢_￢*)

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

It's true that I can't understand people's words!Can't understand in two senses!But is it okay to complain about people directly because they don't understand Chinese characters?

At this time, Gu Beiyu's palm that was holding Yan Nanchuan's right hand suddenly parted slightly outward.

Yan Nanchuan was taken aback for a moment, and in the next second, another five slender and fair fingers were firmly inserted into the gaps between his five fingers, and they were tightly intertwined.

The Queen's heart skipped a beat: "Guji?!!!"

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Sudden benefits?

Facing Yan Nanchuan's bewildered face, Gu Beiyu narrowed his eyes at him, then held Yan Nanchuan's hand on his chest with both hands, and sighed, his moist eyes showed a trace of grief just right, full of emotion. The tone is steady and authentic: "To be honest, my main purpose of this trip is to accompany Lao Gong to the extremely cold place in the far south of Xichuan to find my biological mother who has been away from home alone for 18 years, who is also my future mother-in-law— —Ice and Snow Goddess!"

Yan Nanchuan: "...Pfft!"

Yan Nanchuan: "Cough cough cough!"

Why didn't I know that I was going to find my mother in the extremely cold place of Xichuan in the south!

But Yan Nanchuan finally understood, it turned out that Gu Beiyu planned to use the beauty trick to confuse Queen Momoda!

No, it's not a beauty trick, it should be said to be a boy's beautiful love.

Yan Nanchuan glanced at Empress Memoda's face with embarrassment.

really!

At the moment of hearing the words "I am old Gong", "My mother-in-law" and "I have been away from home for 18 years", which are extremely stimulating and dramatic in the story, Queen Memoda's eyes widened brightly.

At the beginning of this one, it sounds like melons!Maybe it also involves the whole process of the difficult love between two beauties who are not accepted by the world!

And this little cute shou just used the word "future", which means that he hasn't entered the door yet!Looking for Lao Gong's mother is most likely for their love to continue.

ah!So what is the truth?

Moda moda moda!

In just a short moment, Empress Memoda has successfully created a love story between a man and a man with ups and downs and lingering love by her own imagination. It would be a pity not to write danmei novels!

The name of the story is, Ice and Snow Fairy is looking for her mother. (dog head)