After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

While roaring, Gu Beiyu chased the sky for more than ten meters in grief and anger. He watched helplessly as the last inch of yellow hair on the top of his sticky head slowly disappeared from his field of vision, so he could only stop his pursuit dejectedly.

"Hmm? Mmmmm?!!!"

Why did Anan and I turn into a grass mud horse and a white elk respectively?

Why did Slimy turn into a little boy?

Why only Murong Fugu and Ouyang Xiaoniao haven't changed at all?

Where did the group of rabbits come from?And why did they want to take my dog ​​away?

Why is all this? ! ! !

After roaring angrily, the grass mud horse sat in the rabbit fur and let out a painful wail of being teased by fate!

System: [Uh, maybe you need to ask a cartoon aborigine?For example... Your old Gong who has been in a coma until now? 】

"Yeah!" Damn it!I almost forgot that Lao Gong was still lying on the ground unconscious!

Gu Beiyu quickly looked around and saw the sleeping beautiful deer not far away covered with rabbit fur and grass as a shelter. He hurriedly ran over and pulled all the rabbit fur off the white elk. The elk screamed, and suddenly remembered that the only [Tianxiang Cardamom] that could wake up Lao Gong had been accidentally eaten by him!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Is it too late for me to spit it out now?Or... stick my tongue in for him to lick?There should still be a little bit of peas that turned into water on the top...

system:【……】

This little cute shou really wants to take advantage of his old Gong all the time!

The grass mud horse spread its four hooves and lay down on the white belly of the white elk in pain. The whole body clung to the white elk, sobbing and rubbed against the neck of the white elk's graceful neck lying on its side on the grass.

"Hmm~" Ah!Now how to do?This is simply a dead end!I have to say, the beginning of this dungeon is really rough!

Can I still save my old attack?beep beep...

The system resolutely decided to go to an adult for help: [Wait, I'll ask about the laws of the world again! ...Oh, the law of the world replied to me!The law of the world said that it felt that your idea just now gave it inspiration, so it helped you change the usage tips of the quest props. 】

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Did I just think about something?

Before Gu Beiyu could figure it out, the system had re-displayed the modified item card in front of him. The previous item attributes and item descriptions had not changed, only the usage tips had been slightly changed——

……

Tips for use: Instant effect after eating, the medicine will cure the disease when it arrives.The body fluid of the user and other liquids in the external environment will maintain the medicinal properties for 30 minutes. Are you sure you want to use it now? [OK/Abandon]

system:【……】

The laws of this world are also unscrupulous!

Seeing this passage clearly—especially the two words "body.fluid" and "liquid", Gu Beiyu immediately understood which sentence he just said inspired the law of the world.

In an instant, Gu Beiyu's little heart was beating fast, and the eyes staring at the white elk's long eyelashes couldn't help but move down slowly, and finally stuck to the white elk's exquisite small mouth. On the mouth, the voice I just said in my mind echoed crazily——

stick my tongue in for him to lick...

Reach in and give him a lick...

Give him a lick...

"Hmm~~~!!!"

Gu Beiyu made nine twists and eighteen bends, and then suddenly buried his flushed face into the white elk's neck, and writhed and rubbed back and forth.

This, this is so embarrassing!

Tongue kiss or something...

Ah ah ah ah ah ah shame face! ! !

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The system said quietly: [Actually, you can use tears instead of saliva—]

"Hmmmm!" Gu Beiyu suddenly interrupted the system with a series of hmmmmm.

Oops, 30 minutes is almost here!Without further ado, the white elk must be awakened quickly!

system:【……】

Don't think I don't know, you obviously just want to have sex with your relatives!

Gu Beiyu's cute white soft fur on the left and right has already been covered with two touches of blush at this time, as if he has been blushed. His thick curly eyelashes are trembling rapidly, and a pair of beautiful and clear colorful glass eyes Hitomi was unconsciously covered with a thin layer of water mist, staring at the furry mouth of the white elk for a while, then slowly moved closer, and gently spit out a piece of soft tongue...

Not far away, Murong Pufferfish and Ouyang Xiaoniao, who were fighting, saw Gu Beiyu's movements, and immediately covered their faces with their wings/fins with blushing faces.

Because the fins of the Murong puffer fish are too short to touch his eyes, he can only bury his dead fish eyes in the root of Ouyang Xiaoniao's wings to barely cover them.

At the same time, two emoticons condemning Gu Beiyu flashed above his head——

"How can you kiss in front of children? I'm so shameless! (#／.＼#)"

"That's it! (〃つωC)"

"And even the tongue is sticking in! Hey, I'm ashamed~ (＊／ω＼＊)"

"That's it! (*ノ▽ノ)"

Then, while blushing and condemning, he moved his wings furtively, and kept looking at the two small animals who were hugging each other.

Before Gu Beiyu's tongue could lick the white elk's mouth, the round noses of the two small animals first touched together. Gu Bei was silently embarrassed, and suddenly had the feeling of forgetting to take off his glasses when two nearsighted eyes were kissing each other. , then turned his head sideways, pried open the white elk's deer's mouth with arch and bite, stuck out his tongue and licked it shamelessly.

Although Gu Beiyu's behavior seems to be very hot and bold, but when he really touched another wet, slippery, soft, tender little thing, Gu Beiyu's tongue swished back like an electric shock , blushing and buried it back in the warm neck of the white elk, completely motionless.

The system silently withdrew its hand to take the screenshot, silently recording the moment of glory for the grass mud horse.

"Yo..."

Sleeping Beauty Deer, who fell into a malevolent spell, did not wait for the legendary Prince Charming, but a colorful grass mud horse Xiao Gongju.

The grass mud horse sticks its tongue in and touches the white elk's tongue, and successfully awakens the Sleeping Beauty Deer from the spell with a tongue kiss that is not pure at all.

After regaining consciousness, what Yan Nanchuan first felt was a burst of soreness in his temples. In complete contrast to Gu Beiyu's head becoming very heavy, Yan Nanchuan felt his head suddenly become very light, as if there was something in his head. It's like something was accidentally knocked out.

Then what he felt was a soft and warm ball of hair in his arms, Yan Nanchuan lowered his head, and met the snow-white fur on top of the mud horse's head.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

To be honest, the feeling of opening your eyes and seeing your wife who has turned into a mud horse in your arms and pretending to be dead is really amazing.

Yan Nanchuan rubbed his chin against the top of the mud horse's soft head, and called softly, "Yo~"

Xiaobei?

"Hmm~" Gu Beiyu lowered his head and slowly withdrew from Yan Nanchuan's embrace, the hair on his face was still tinged with redness, and his trembling eyelashes looked inexplicably guilty.

you woke up...

"Yo~" Yan Nanchuan responded, and stood up on all fours with Gu Beiyu, his body was shaking slightly due to soreness, and when he remembered, the reason why he fainted seemed to be because of the three birds that fell from the sky. The little animal hit itself on the head?

Yan Nanchuan looked around, and found that except for the two Murong Fugu and Ouyang Xiaoniao who were huddled in the pile of rabbit fur not far away and kept casting strange and excited glances in his direction, there was no sign of them sticky.

Yan Nanchuan was puzzled: "Yo~"

Where's your dog?

Although Gu Beiyu couldn't understand deer language, Gu Beiyu understood Yan Nanchuan's meaning in an instant through the dog emoji that appeared above Yan Nanchuan's head and a row of question marks behind him. Yan Nanchuan was in a trance as he retold the inhumane and inhuman plundering stories of "Slimy Mutated into a Human Little Boy" and "An Army of Rabbits and Rabbits Raiding Muddy Horses and Dogs".

Gu Beiyu beat his chest and stamped his feet: "Mmm~mmmm~"

They are simply robbers!rogue!It's a group of rogue rabbits!Simply inhuman!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Although, it is true that Tutu is not a human being.

Gu Beiyu took a breath and asked, "Hmm?"

What is going on in this forest?Why do we become small animals?Why did Slimy turn into a little boy?

So Yan Nanchuan explained to Gu Beiyu in a difficult way with the facial expressions on his head.

To put it simply, the southwest wind blows here recently, and the Green Field Forest in the north happens to be adjacent to the Wilderness Fog in the west. This wind blows all the magic white mist from the west to the Green Field Forest next door.

Humans who inhale the magic white mist will transform into some kind of animal that best suits the nature of the characters, while small animals have a certain chance to transform into humans... It sounds like the effect of the transforming potion is very similar!

However, unlike the transformation potion "Only the kiss of true love can undo the magic", the magic white mist can quickly return to normal as long as it is excreted through the normal metabolism of the human body.

And Murong Pufferfish and Ouyang Xiaoniao have changed from human beings to small animals, so naturally there is no such thing as magical white mist.

As for snatching the slimy bunny, it should come from Gujiji Country, a small country of the Bunny Clan that belongs to the Mengmeili Country that governs the entire Orc Clan.

Here it is necessary to briefly describe the geographical distribution of this comic again:

Central - Central Plains の Land - Stickman - Mary Su Country;

East-Dream Sea-Mermaid-Rose Tears Country;

North-Green Field Forest-Beast Race-Moe Meili Country;

West-wilderness の fog-magician-dream butterfly kingdom.

Probably so.

Hearing the three words "Gujiji", Gu Beiyu's spirit shook immediately.

Such a coincidence!

Originally, I was thinking about how to find the Gujiji country in such a large forest without knowing the language, but the opportunity immediately appeared in front of me!

With so many rabbits running together, there will definitely be many traces left along the road, and there will be nowhere to hide the location of Gujiji Country!

Yan Nanchuan stared at Gu Beiyu's big glazed eyes covered with abnormal mist, always feeling that he seemed to have missed something very important.

"Yo~" Why did you get into my arms?

Gu Beiyu suddenly gave a strange pause, and then his eyes flickered: "Hmm~"

Didn't I want to call you up?

"Yo~?" Really?

Yan Nanchuan tilted his head suspiciously, and unconsciously smacked his mouth. He always felt a faint fragrance of grass and trees lingering on the tip of his tongue, and at the same time, it was also strangely wrapped with the thick fragrance of white lotus.

In his memory, Gu Beiyu seemed to eat something soft when he fainted?

So sweet, so fragrant, I still want to eat...

At this time, Gu Beiyu rolled the fragrant white lotus flower that he hadn't taken out for a long time into a ball and pressed it on Yan Nanchuan's deer face.

"Hmm~"

Maybe when we bumped into each other just now, the fragrance of my white lotus accidentally got into your mouth!Stop thinking about it!Without further ado, we have to go to Gujiji country to rescue Slimy!

The system that watched the whole process sighed: […]

Wrong billion, wrong billion.