After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

【I'm coming!My favorite part! 】

[Please pay attention to the presence of ghost and animal noodles ahead! 】

[Where is my Haha army?Ready to start taking screenshots! 】

[Ah, no, no!My beautiful little fairy can't turn into an ugly noodle man! 】

[Little Fairy's good looks hold on!Don't be defeated by Mosaic smackdown!My eyes say they don’t want to leave your face just yet]

The copy was opened, and Gu Beiyu, who had formed a team with Nangong Hehe, was randomly placed into a competition area.

As soon as he stepped into the game arena, Gu Beiyu immediately felt that his body became limp like a piece of soft dough, his legs and arms could not use any strength at all, and he staggered when he walked, as if he was drunk Like wine.

Looking around, he was indeed surrounded by soft noodle men.

But the other contestants are obviously more tragic. Most of Mosaic are participating in this game for the first time, and they can't control their desire to be rippling with the wind. As long as they take a step, they can't wait to return to the warm embrace of Mother Earth and have a face to face with her. A kiss of love from a child close to the cheek.

In order to maintain a balance that does not exist at all, Mosaic had to shake his body from side to side non-stop, while spreading his arms in the air, swaying with the wind like noodles blown by the wind.

As a matter of course, these arms rippling in the wind will be unable to extricate themselves from slapping the face or other parts of the body of the mosaic beside them.

The game had just started for a few seconds, and the entire arena was already filled with all kinds of miserable cries——

"Aw! It hurts!"

"Who the hell hit me just now?"

"Yes, sorry! I didn't mean to! QAQ!"

"Aww! Don't talk! Don't talk! My face is going to be gone..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasa like Mosaic to say Mosaic's Mosaic--"

"Fuck? Don't talk nonsense! I'm straight up not interested in male mosaics!"

Hearing the last sentence, Gu Beiyu was shocked: "..."

Is there such a thing as a "straight man" in this gay world?

However, when Gu Beiyu turned his head, he saw the strong black leather mosaic brother who claimed to be a "straight mosaic" was hugging his arms tightly with a flushed fierce face. The boy didn't let go, and at the same time, the two salty (T_T) match claws snatched away the left and right two pippi's that the boy deliberately hid, which were not round but square at all!

The young boy's fair face was also flushed at this time, and he pushed hard to resist the broad chest of "Straight Mosaic" shamelessly, and then unfortunately glued his hands to it and couldn't pull it off, and the more he struggled, the two The tighter Mosaic hugs...

If it doesn't make a couple, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan will be surnamed!

Sure enough, he shouldn't have any hope for this gay world!

The system silently: […]

In fact, if you want to take the last name of Fairy Ice and Snow, you can do it right away.

It seems that the game is going very smoothly, and all the mosaics have been defeated at the moment of opening!

And it seems that Mosaic managed to find his future wife after a crushing defeat!

Needle does not poke.

[Hahahahahaha I just found out, is this a blind date show? 】

[Thank you, I got knocked]

[Ah, ah, so sweet!Cranky black-skinned old man × delicate and fierce white and tender boy!Awwow~ I can! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ps: The dog food is delicious, please add more]

[After the card game, congratulations to the people for opening a new program type again! (dog head)]

Speechlessly glanced, Gu Beiyu slowly took a step away, and finally started to move.

【Oh!Get moving!Little fairy, he moves! 】

[Please point the camera at the face of the little fairy and don't move, thank you]

[Ah, ah, help!I dare not look at the next picture, I dare not think about the noodle fairy at all! 】

However, the tragic scene of shattered appearance in the barrage imagination did not happen.

Among the crowd of noodle men crooked like zombies attacking the city, Gu Beiyu held Nangong Hehe's little hand expressionlessly, and moved forward slowly but steadily step by step.

Except for the slight shaking of the body, as if before waking up and dozing off, there were no other weird and ugly movements, even because of the very impatient expression and holding hands with the two cute mosaics of Little Pink The appearance of walking forward with small steps danglingly looks more soft and cute!

【Ah ah ah ah ah!Super cute two little mosaics!I want to touch, think rua, want to hold in my arms, rub, rub, rub and kiss!What~]

【I'm different, I just want to date...】

【upstairs!Stickman Wall Break Warning! 】

[Hahahahaha what the hell is breaking the wall?Break the barriers of time and space? 】

[Is this really the same game?Why is the painting style of the little fairy always different from other mosaics! (laughing and crying)]

[Look at those noodle-turned-crying zombies next to you, and look at the cute and loving girlfriends of Little Fairy and Little Pink walking together hand in hand... Decisively choose to come to Little Fairy to wash your eyes! 】

【It's so heartbreaking. Sure enough, the mosaic with a good-looking face looks good in everything? 】

[Let us congratulate the little fairy for breaking the curse of the "face value smasher" of the whole people again!applaud!Please keep it up~]

Regarding this, Gu Beiyu just wants to say that he has been a stick figure for many years, and he has experienced everything from sunny dolls to wallpapers fluttering in the wind, so the softness is nothing to worry about, okay?

The talking stickman is much better than the noodle man. When he is a stickman, he can even dance the super invincible Tai Chi Liangyi Meteor Butterfly Whirlwind Break Dance!

The hands, legs, and even the entire body of the thickened instant noodle are rippling together!

Sure enough, the body of the mosaic man is still too hard, and it would be a fuss if it was a little softer.

Not useful ah not useful.

While shaking his head, Gu Beiyu took Nangong Hehe's hand and walked to the first colored swamp and stopped.

Because Yuwen Simi was too thin-skinned, ever since he knew that Gu Beiyu had a stickman who was more handsome than his boyfriend, he never appeared in front of Gu Beiyu again.

Gu Beiyu didn't care much about this, but felt that no one was pestering him anymore, and the air was much fresher.

But even if Yuwen Simi continues to follow him and Nangong Hehe, Gu Beiyu will still take Yuwen Simi to the finals by the way. Although Yuwen Simi is a bit annoying, he is still quite good.

After entering the arena, Gu Beiyu glanced around, but did not see Yuwen Simi, probably assigned to another competition area, but none of this had anything to do with Gu Beiyu.

Putting this matter aside quickly, Gu Beiyu found an open space away from the noodle people around him in a trance, and began to use the [God's Eye] to analyze the layout of the arena.

【Come on, come on, the little fairy is about to start performing her skills again】

[Wait for the little fairy to crush me with IQ]

[In order to analyze the structure of the scene, I turned on five of my mobile phones, three tablets, two laptops, and one desktop computer at the same time, and opened a total of eleven split screens with different views... I'm going to start drawing everyone!When I come to explain to everyone on the spot, I want to be the first-line behavior commentator of the little fairy!Hahaha! 】

[Fuck?Surprised by local tyrants upstairs? 】

【Local tycoon!Tie Tie ~ Please take care of me ~]

Now the barrage is very sure that Gu Beiyu is the descendant of a celestial being.

And as long as Gu Beiyu starts to stare at the air without moving, he is using fairy art to observe the future!

Very superstitious!

Through the [God's Eye], Gu Beiyu can clearly see the distribution of all the colored swamps, bubbles, and stone door buttons in the entire arena, and even see the hidden devices and the bubbles behind the door clearly.

However, the map is only responsible for showing the layout of the scene. As for how to decipher and pass the customs, it depends on Gu Beiyu's own ability.

At present, this map is mainly divided into two large plates on the left and right by the stone wall at the foot.

Walking to the left, there is a blue swamp at first, and there are two blue bubbles in the swamp that can be eaten.

After passing through the swamp, there is a cliff, jump directly from the cliff into the second blue swamp, and eat the third blue bubble.

Then turn right and jump off the second fastest cliff, and you'll land on a square boulder resting on a plank that's dropped to the ground.

The plank is connected with an iron chain, and the iron chain extends from the plank up to the bottom of the stone wall, just below the first blue swamp, then the iron chain bypasses the fixed pulley hanging at the bottom of the stone wall, turns a right angle, and goes to the right. It extends straight and parallel, and extends through the right stone wall to the large plate area on the right.

And directly below the blue swamp—the bottom of the bottom of the stone wall, there is a right-angled stone wall with a zigzag.

A white button is placed at the head of the Z, and a blue bubble is suspended above the button, and a red button is placed at the end of the Z after jumping over the head of the Z.

All the above scenes can reach the ground further down, which is an open field, to the left is the blue stone door, behind the blue is the ultimate exit of the entire secret room, and it is also the victory entrance to the second level.

The initial layout of the large plate on the right is basically the same as that on the left—first is the red swamp, eat two red bubbles, and then jump off the cliff.

However, unlike the left side, what you stepped on after jumping off this time was not a stone, but a wooden board that happened to be suspended from the other end of the chain extending from the left board.

Parallel to the right along the line of sight of the board, there is another small area of ​​suspended stone walls. Walking to the right along the flat ground, you will come across a white stone gate, behind which there is a red bubble hidden.

The stone gate fell from the small stone wall suspended in the air at the top, and a stone was placed on the small stone wall.

If you press the board directly and fall down, it will land on a raised stone floor.

On the right side of the stone ground is the blue swamp, behind the swamp is a red stone door, and behind the stone door is a blue button—the control button for the ultimate exit of the secret room.

If you jump down from the wooden board to the left after the wooden board is pressed onto the stone ground, you can reach the open space as in the left route, and then go left to the blue stone door—the final exit of the secret room.

In this way, the distribution of all situations in the entire arena becomes very clear!

The next step is to think about the customs clearance strategy!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

To be honest, when I was young, I always played to death and then restarted. I didn't want to use my brain!