After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Yan Nanchuan pressed close to Gu Beiyu, as if he was afraid that he would not feel the change in his toothpick, and frantically told the pain of missing his wife without any shame: "I'm not talking nonsense, I'm telling the truth, you If you don't contact me again, I'm really going to die, and then you will murder your husband, and you will only be a widow for the rest of your life."

Immediately, the bullet screen was full of "yo~~~", eating dog food was a joy.

God Nima murdered her husband!If you can't speak, please shut up, okay? !

Gu Beiyu couldn't even push it, and even felt that the toothpick got bigger the more he pushed it!He could only hold Yan Nanchuan's chin with his head in a dying struggle, and roared in shame and grief: "But aren't we meeting now? And you even touched me!"

Not only touched me, but also beat me with a toothpick!Thank you for treating you as a good sister! ! !

My good fellow, I already knew that this male protagonist wanted to cheat on my pure and beautiful white lotus flower core, and now I finally got the evidence!

Do I really want to thank the hero for not saying "you provoked the fire, you come to put it out" and other explosive lines of Mary Sue? !

ah!Mother!I don't want to be a fire extinguisher! QAQ!

"These are not counted," Yan Nanchuan said in a muffled voice, sounding extremely aggrieved, "These are not real. What I want is real touch, the kind that can communicate face to face and in depth."

There was a line above Gu Beiyu's head: "???"

[? ? ?In-depth communication?Is that what I think?The kind that will be locked up in a dark room? 】

【I think so→→♂♂】

[Hehehe~ how do you communicate~ Can you give me Kangkang? 】

[Face to face?Ouch~ Is the posture also determined? 】

【You don't have any experience just by looking at it. How can this kind of communication be possible only once?It must be face to face first, then face to back, and then back to face...]

[Wait upstairs, is there any difference between face to back and back to face? ? ? 】

[You don't understand this!Facing the back is the kneeling pose, and the back is facing the navel orange pose, which is equivalent to turning the former 90 degrees and standing up~]

[...Fuck!Awesome! 】

[The old driver takes me! 】

【The children are dumbfounded】

Just like that, the direction of the barrage gradually became dirty...

Ah...Help, Gu Beiyu no longer had any hope for a normal communication with Yan Nanchuan, and knocked on the system in despair: "Intimate contact has been achieved, the pain of lovesickness has been relieved, and the joy of victory has also been shared, why? Haven't finished the mission yet?"

System: [Maybe the male protagonist feels that the current intimate contact is not enough~]

"Not enough farts!" Gu Beiyu couldn't help yelling and yelling angrily, "He's already using a toothpick to beat me! How else do you want to have intimate contact? Is it possible to just go straight in and have negative distance contact? ?!!!"

As soon as these words came out, Yi Chai Yitong suddenly fell into a strange silence.

After a while, the system said quietly: [This is what you said yourself, it has nothing to do with me...]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Gu Beiyu smashed his brain cells furiously, wishing to explode one on the spot for the system to see!

The system hid while giggling: [Friendly reminder, there are still 5 minutes until the end of the mission, come on and get in touch!If it doesn't work, you can also try negative distance... Ouch!help!Little Match kills the system cubs! 】

There was a light beep, and a round pink brain cell hit the thinking wall. The system successfully avoided Gu Beiyu's attack and ran away hahaha.

Gu Beiyu was filled with grief and indignation: "..."

It feels like the task is suddenly deadlocked!The mission requirements this time are too abstract, and involve the feelings of both parties, it is simply beyond his control!

what to do?Is it really going to fail once?In other words, he still doesn't know what the punishment for mission failure is...

During the stalemate, a high-pitched shout suddenly came from the mosaic group: "Hey? By the way, didn't Changyu Chaichai also come to the competition scene? Didn't he always claim that he has the stickman blood of the stickman world Mary Su and the rose Is it the mermaid blood of the Lai Kingdom? I never believed it anyway, and there happened to be a local match of the stickman world at the scene, why not ask him to take a look?"

"It makes sense! Actually, I don't believe it either. If I can tell the real stickman apart, even if I get slapped in the face, I'll admit it!"

"Long Yu Chai Chai! Chang Yu Chai Chai! Come out! Your fellow villager is here! Come out and meet your relatives!"

"Where is the long fish and firewood?"

"I don't know, I was still in the crowd just now..."

"Found it! He's here!"

With a cry, the dogleg race that was burying its head in the pile of mosaics trying to sneak away was picked up by a mosaic that was eager to eat melons and thrown into the center circle.

The mosaics around pointed their communicators at the face of the dogleg race on the ground, waiting to see a good show.

Gu Beiyu was so annoyed by the task that the whole match was on the verge of exploding, and he didn't speak in a good mood: "What are you doing?"

The enthusiastic melon-eating mosaic who threw out the dogleg game thought he was disturbing his love with his boyfriend, so he quickly replied loudly: "I'm sorry, little fairy, we didn't mean to disturb you... just that long fish just now Chai Chai, he has always said that he has the blood of a stickman. We don’t believe it. Isn’t your old Gong just a stickman? So we want you to help me find out whether what Changyu Chai Chai said is true or not talk."

As he spoke, he lifted the collar of the dogleg race and shook it loudly: "Where is the long fish and firewood? Aren't you his dogleg? Call him out quickly... Eh? Why did you turn off the communicator?"

Dogleg Sai waved his hands impatiently, and yelled sternly, his eyes flickering: "If I want to fucking shut it up, I shut it up! It's none of your business?!"

"Hahaha! What else could be going on? I'm obviously guilty!"

"So long fish and firewood are really a lie?"

"Isn't it? Isn't it? Could it be that Mosaic really believed his mixed-race nonsense?"

"Long Yu Chai Chai! Come out! Don't hide on the other side and keep quiet, I know you're watching the live broadcast! Hahaha!"

As early as the moment Yan Nanchuan appeared in the live broadcast room, Chang Yu Chai Chai, who realized that something was wrong, reacted quickly and quit the live broadcast room. How could he come out now?But it's really true about the spy screen.

Ignoring the frenzied calls from the manager on the table, Chang Yuchai stared at the barrage on the computer mocking him, his teeth almost gritted with hatred.

Who knew that this Murong Qin'ai would have a stickman boyfriend far away in a different time and space!

If he didn't deliberately run to provoke others, there would be nothing wrong with it!It's all right now, they brought a real stickman to the door directly.

So why on earth did he take the initiative to send his face up for others to slap?Is he sick? ! ! !

Gu Beiyu finally understood after listening for a long time. It seems that Mosaic named Long Yu Chai Chai just lied to Mosaic that he had stickman and mermaid blood, and now I want him to come and help me...

Pooh!What old attack?Shun Shuu Shun Shuai!

Gu Beiyu glanced at the countdown, only the last 2 minutes left, this time is not enough to even enter an entrance with a negative distance, okay?

Gu Beiyu simply let himself fend for himself. After asking, he resignedly opened the replay of the live broadcast of the dogleg match just now, found the face of Changyu Chaichai, and showed it to Yan Nanchuan: "Look."

Yan Nanchuan: "???"

Yan Nanchuan was confused: "Who is this?"

Gu Beiyu looked hopeless: "This mosaic called Long Yu Chai Chai says he has the blood of a stickman and a mermaid. What do you think of Chai Chai as a stickman?"

Yan Nanchuan was immediately upset, he and his wife were getting very intimate, how could his wife suddenly mention other men's names?The eyes looking at Chang Yu Chai Chai's photo instantly became very unfriendly!

"Matchman? Mermaid?" Yan Nanchuan glanced at Changyu Chaichai's face, saw Changyu Chaichai's colorful glazed square eyes that were very similar to Gu Beiyu's but extremely inferior, and his disgust became even stronger, and he sneered , "With two characters of 'firewood' and a character of 'fish' in the name, do you really think you are a stickman and a mermaid? Even if the head of a mixed stickman may not be round, as long as you have the blood of a stickman, the top of your head will definitely be round. There are emoji characters, and species with mermaid blood must be able to cry out pearls! So this long fish chai chai, does he have emoji characters? Can he cry out pearls? Can he?"

In the end, the fatal triple question fell, and there was an uproar in the barrage——

[666!Stickman slaps face across time and space!Thank you for being refreshed]

[Damn it, long ago I didn’t like long fish and firewood, he looks just like that, his group of dead salted fish brag all day long, and even kowtow and force Amway everywhere, it’s not too embarrassing]

[Does the long fish firewood still have the face to blow it around?Keep blowing and blowing ~ my pride and indulgence ~ hahahahahaha! 】

[The whole process is high-energy, this is, showing affection and slapping the face is the same!Sweet and refreshing!Love love love! 】

Netizens acted very quickly, and the live broadcast has not yet ended, and the video clip of Yan Nanchuan saying this has been quickly circulated on the Internet.

The authentic stickman personally slapped the face. Yan Nanchuan's handsome appearance, cold and indifferent eyes, and sharp and ruthless words immediately fascinated the whole network. Time was also successfully included in the collection of classic quotations from the most exciting face-slapping scene of the year, and once crushed other face-slapping lines to become the champion.

And Chang Yu Chai Chai himself has completely become a joke all over the Internet, and even other pixel countries other than the Mosaic country have heard about this famous face-slapping incident across time and space.

So the entire pixel world knew that Chang Yu Chai Chai had plastic surgery.

It can be regarded as an alternative way to realize the ideal of life.

……

Look back to the present tense.

Task countdown last 30 seconds.

Coincidentally, with the countdown of the mission, the 3D holographic communication image across time and space built by [Touchable] also faintly began to show signs of dissipating.

Yan Nanchuan seemed to be aware of it, and quickly put the long fish and firewood behind him, and took the time to look at Gu Beiyu.

"I understand completely. If I don't say some things now, some messy accidents may happen in the future..." Yan Nanchuan gently lifted Gu Beiyu's square face, and leaned over Gu Beiyu's eyebrows After kissing, fingertips rubbed the smooth and delicate skin of his chin lingeringly, his eyes full of tenderness were as deep as the sea, "When this matter is over, Xiaobei, I have something very important to tell you..."

Gu Beiyu's heart thumped, "..."

Needless to say, I already know, you definitely want to confess, right?Can you fucking meow look up at the top of your own head!

——Xiaobei!baby!I want to confess to you!I want to be your boy ticket! (づωど) I love you!ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~

The inner activities are all revealed through banners and kaomoji, there is no surprise at all!

system:【……】

To be honest, Gu Beiyu, I think you should also look up at the top of your own head!

——Oh, I'm so embarrassing~ Don't be like this~ Male ticket or something... Why don't you call Lao Gong directly!Old attack, old attack, old attack! (＊／ω＼＊)I, I love you too~why~tietie~~~

The heart is obviously happy to die!Still stubbornly unwilling to admit it!You are so arrogant!

Oh no, Gu Beiyu couldn't see it himself.

While making up into a mosaic, Gu Beiyu used [Asian magic] to remove the face letter P on the top of his head, so now except for the system, no one can see the rows of blind single dog-eyed "Old Gong" on Gu Beiyu's head. ".

Yan Nanchuan, who didn't know that he missed [-] million yuan, shouted affectionately: "There are still three days, wait for me to come to you! I will pick you up! Xiaobei, wait for me!"

As soon as the words fell, [within reach] completely failed, and Yan Nanchuan's ice-blue eyes full of reluctance also dissipated in the air of a different time and space.

At the same time, the task countdown happened to be stuck at the last second——

three.

two.

One.

[Ding—daily task 7 is completed, congratulations to the host for successfully crossing the barriers of time and space, successfully getting in touch with the ice and snow fairy whom I have been thinking about, sharing the joy of victory, relieving the pain of lovesickness, and obtaining the task reward [Fire Tree Silver Flower]×1.Distance produces beauty, and the sisterhood between the host and the male protagonist seems to be stronger, please continue to work harder~]

Gu Beiyu, who had already planned to give up this mission, was caught off guard by the sudden joy of completing the mission, and faintly sensed that something was wrong: "..."

Is it such a coincidence? [At your fingertips] As soon as you finish the mission is it done?Isn't it true that the laws of the world are operating behind the scenes? ? ?

And are you sure it's sisterhood?Have you ever seen a sisterhood where you want to date each other?

Do you want to make persistent efforts?What kind of tricks are you?Let the hero come to Japan quickly. Am I serious? ! ! !

World Law Now I seriously doubt the purpose of your posting these daily tasks!

Uncover the pole!Uncover the pole!

I fall first to respect! (／‵口′)／~╧╧

Cha Tang was caught by the laws of the world and quickly put away the corner of her aunt's smiling mouth, with an innocent face: "..."

What are you talking about, baby?Why can't mom understand?

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