After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 105 Arguing and gossiping with the royal family
Gu Beiyu wisely chose not to respond, glanced at the things in Nangong Hehe's arms, and pointed strangely: "What are you holding? Why is it different from mine?"
He hasn't started picking up props yet, and he's still holding the initial props bubble launcher in his hand.
"Oh, this," Nangong Hehe raised the new prop in his hand, "I picked this up on the road, it's not a bubble launcher, but a bubble sprayer, which can spray bubbles 3 meters ahead the one."
The person in charge before the game not only introduced the rules of the game, but also how to use each game prop. It’s not that Gu Beiyu doesn’t know how to play, it’s just that he doesn’t know what the props look like. Now that he heard Nangong Hehe’s explanation, he immediately understood Then, he aimed at the rocket launcher in Yuwen Simi's hand again: "I know this, it's a rocket bubble, right?"
It looks like a big salute.
"...Well, yes," Yuwen Simi swallowed the introduction that came to his lips, and seeing that Gu Beiyu didn't have any props in his hand, he asked attentively, "You...do you like this Rocket Bubble? How about I give this one to you! The next game is very dangerous, if you don’t have a special weapon in your hand, you can’t do it!”
He said that before Gu Beiyu refused, he wanted to forcibly hand the props to Gu Beiyu, but Yuwen Masai was embarrassed to find that the rocket bubble was as if it was growing in his hand, and he couldn't get it off at all, so he remembered the game The props cannot be transferred to others, so I can only withdraw my hand in embarrassment: "Or I'll forget this one... But it's okay! I'll blow up some trees for you right away! Tell me what kind of props you like, and I can blow them all up for you come out!"
Then he raised the Rocket Bubble in his hand, as if he wanted to give Gu Beiyu a shot in front of him.
However, probably because of nervousness, the bazooka that was supposed to be aimed at the prop tree next to him was aimed directly at Yuwen Simi's own face.
With a bang, Yuwen Simi managed to take a look at himself, and there was even a special effect of popcorn curly hair smoking on the top of his head.
If Yuwen Simi didn't have a shield on his body, he would have killed himself by now...
Gu Beiyu had a painful expression: "..."
Uh uh uh, what is this doing?
As a matter of course, the barrage exploded again, and the explosion caused a hundred flowers to bloom and a hundred schools of thought to contend with Baili Xuance (? Did something strange get in?)——
【... This, this, this!What the hell is going on now? ? ? 】
【Help!I'm so embarrassed! 】
[Through the screen, you can feel His Highness Simi's panic... suffocation...]
These are netizens who suffer from the disease of "embarrassing for others"...
[What does Yuwen Simi mean?This dedication is too obvious...]
[Hehe, what else could it mean?It’s obvious that I’ve taken a fancy to it]
【But the little fairy is obviously not interested in the little highness...】
[Hehe, they are all tricks to get you, so easy to get them, isn't it a drop in price?After all, there is still nearly a week of competition to come, hehehe]
These are lemon extracts that are sour because they can't eat grapes...
【Ahhh!No!My Highness is still young!Where can a little goblin dare to defile the pure heart of my little Highness Simi! 】
[? ? ?Who do people like is none of your business?And why is falling in love impure?How old is upstairs?Is the hair all grown?I wish you will always be single, always pure, and never have sex. Life, no thanks]
These are the only fans of Yuwen Simi's primary school brain-dead girls and boys...
[If you want me to say, His Highness Simi has really good eyesight!The appearance is simply perfect, isn't it! 】
[A straw cabbage chicken with good looks but no strength...Maybe he deliberately seduced and seduced Yuwen Simi because of his own good looks...]
[? ? ?What do you mean upstairs?Who are you, Little Highness Simi?Believe it or not, I will immediately report you to His Highness Yuwen and sue you for defamation? ? ? 】
[Eh no!I don't mean anything else, I just think this mosaic is not very clean, it looks like a flirt, maybe it has been played by many people, Yuwen Simi is a prince anyway, even if he really likes it, he shouldn't be like this Something...]
The following is definitely a row of question marks——
[? ? ?Confused speech today? 】
[What monsters and goblins can go online these days?Dare I ask the big brother how much shit he ate to say such shit? ? ? 】
【Hehe, you are clean, and I have never seen someone else's little highness falling in love with you~】
[Straight man with terminal cancer, idiot with mental retardation, please go to the crematorium for cremation by yourself, thank you]
Of course, such a good opportunity to blackmail Gu Beiyu to his heart's content, Dead Xianyu will definitely not let it go. In addition to pretending to be passers-by and disturbing the water among the above-mentioned types of people, their own topics are also very confusing——
【Your Highness Simi, what's going on?Isn't the little mosaic he likes my big beauty Chai Chai?And where did Murong Qin'ai come from the unknown creature?Doubt.jpg]
Hehe, don't think that pretending to be cute can cover up the fact that you are yin and yang!
...I can smell your hermaphrodite through the screen, okay?
In fact, the admiration in the dead salted fish's mouth is just a time when Chang Yuchai heard that Yuwen Simi was going to participate in a cool running competition. In order to catch the heat, he specially asked for a relationship with Yuwen Simi in the backstage, and it was very vulgar He pretended to fall and was helped by the kind little highness Simi, and then left in the so-called ambiguous photo...but anyone with eyes can see that it is an excuse.
Of course dead salted fish are excluded, after all they are blind even if they have eyes...
Looking back at the live broadcast, the barrage has already been blocked? ? ?Swiping the screen, all the people who eat melons can't help shouting in their hearts——
Meow, he has never seen such a shameless little thing!
Those demons and ghosts decided to temporarily truce decisively before, and began to besiege the mentally retarded dead salted fish collectively.
Then the dead salted fish began to bite and bark indiscriminately like a mad dog.
Then the scene fell into a melee again...
So, the idiotic fans of Chang Yu Chai Chai mentioned earlier are very annoying, really annoying!
Relying on one's own strength to force all kinds of forces to forcibly unite the front, this kind of wonderful ability is no one else!
Compared to the nth quarrel in the barrage, the chief director looked at the various Internet search rules and explosive search keywords that were completely invaded by their program group, but he couldn't see his teeth with a smile.
Let's make a noise!The louder the better!The louder and louder it gets, hahaha!I really didn't expect that this little match that was picked up for nothing could actually have something to do with His Highness!Sure enough, I am not ashamed of his beautiful little face~
However, when the chief director finds out that this little match that was picked up for nothing has something to do not only with the little highness, but also with the great highness, it is true that the cutting is constant and the reason is still messy, but he can't laugh anymore, because the chief director only acts as a little match. Match's participation is an internal matter of their program group, and they are self-righteous and have not disturbed His Royal Highness Yuwen who is busy with official duties!
Obviously no one can be found right under the nose, the chief director is at least half of the blame!
So when Yuwen Marseille learned the truth later, he really wanted the chief director to die!
But on the contrary, Fairy Bingxue almost wanted to beat the gongs and drums to send a big banner to the chief director, sincerely thanking him for his hard work and divine assists in protecting her white lotus, icy, jade and clean little chrysanthemum!
Having said that, the exposure of Yuwen Simi's identity only made the show more popular, but the current royal emotional gossip gave the show a strong reassurance!
After seeing Yuwen Simi's appearance, those boring aunts who were satisfied with their curiosity should have left the show contentedly, after all, they often have no interest in young people's slapstick.
However, as soon as Yuwen Simi revealed his true face, it was immediately revealed on the Internet that he was facing a beautiful man on the show, even more beautiful than the "rarely encountered once in 10 years" on the Internet. A hundred times the colorful glazed mosaic showed love crazily, but couldn't love it, so he was depressed, gave up on himself, and even used rocket bubbles to try to kill himself...
The boring aunt who originally planned to leave the show decided to continue chasing it!
Ouch, this is royal gossip!His Royal Highness is old and young, and he doesn't even have a gossip partner. It's not easy for His Royal Highness to have a favorite little mosaic, so it's not necessary to observe carefully and check for him!
Tsk tsk tsk, look at this little mosaic, it looks like a fairy, isn't a fairy so beautiful?No wonder the little Highness fell into such deep trouble!Maybe even His Majesty's ten-thousand-year abstinence old virgin would be tempted!
The last sentence is really true...
Gu Beiyu showed a perfect smirk: "...Thank you, no need, I appreciate your kindness, we can do it ourselves...Little Pink, go and help me blow up some weapons."
The difference between before and after should not be too obvious.
Nangong Hehe was shocked!This is Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie giving him a chance to prove himself, he must perform well!Resolutely snatched my uncle's job: "Mr. Murong Qin'ai, wait a moment! I'll go and blow up all the weapons for you, you can choose whatever you want!"
"Go, go." Gu Beiyu waved his hand, while he found a random place to sit down, and tapped the system in his mind.
Yuwen Simi looked at the figure of Nangong Hehe bouncing away, pursed his lips: "...Then I will cover for you."
This time Gu Beiyu did not refuse.
There is peace here, but the barrage that was originally speaking for Gu Beiyu over there can no longer be watched——
【Huh?Why did the little fairy sit down?Won't you go up and help?Little pink is so pitiful alone]
【Mulletroe, the face is too big...】
【Hehe, what did I say?Just playing hard to get~ It is obvious that you intend to sell your sex and take Yuwen Simi away directly, shameless]
[But Little Pink didn't say anything, she seemed quite happy, maybe this is their strategy or something...]
Still the same sentence, the world always treats beautiful things extremely harshly, so even if someone helps to speak, Gu Beiyu will inevitably receive more doubts...
Questioning comes and goes, and I don't feel too tired to panic.
But it doesn't matter, after Gu Beiyu slaps him in the face a few more times, he will naturally learn to be obedient. :)
Gu Beiyu thought for a while: "Speaking of which, can prop cards be used in stacks?"
The system replied in seconds, with a confused tone like a wretched street vendor selling Xiao Huang's film under the flyover: [Of course it is possible~ Do you want to try some shots?Dear~]
"Then give me two, God's eye, perfect shot..." Gu Beiyu patted his butt and stood up, his eyes flickering slightly.
It's time to show the real technology!
He hasn't started picking up props yet, and he's still holding the initial props bubble launcher in his hand.
"Oh, this," Nangong Hehe raised the new prop in his hand, "I picked this up on the road, it's not a bubble launcher, but a bubble sprayer, which can spray bubbles 3 meters ahead the one."
The person in charge before the game not only introduced the rules of the game, but also how to use each game prop. It’s not that Gu Beiyu doesn’t know how to play, it’s just that he doesn’t know what the props look like. Now that he heard Nangong Hehe’s explanation, he immediately understood Then, he aimed at the rocket launcher in Yuwen Simi's hand again: "I know this, it's a rocket bubble, right?"
It looks like a big salute.
"...Well, yes," Yuwen Simi swallowed the introduction that came to his lips, and seeing that Gu Beiyu didn't have any props in his hand, he asked attentively, "You...do you like this Rocket Bubble? How about I give this one to you! The next game is very dangerous, if you don’t have a special weapon in your hand, you can’t do it!”
He said that before Gu Beiyu refused, he wanted to forcibly hand the props to Gu Beiyu, but Yuwen Masai was embarrassed to find that the rocket bubble was as if it was growing in his hand, and he couldn't get it off at all, so he remembered the game The props cannot be transferred to others, so I can only withdraw my hand in embarrassment: "Or I'll forget this one... But it's okay! I'll blow up some trees for you right away! Tell me what kind of props you like, and I can blow them all up for you come out!"
Then he raised the Rocket Bubble in his hand, as if he wanted to give Gu Beiyu a shot in front of him.
However, probably because of nervousness, the bazooka that was supposed to be aimed at the prop tree next to him was aimed directly at Yuwen Simi's own face.
With a bang, Yuwen Simi managed to take a look at himself, and there was even a special effect of popcorn curly hair smoking on the top of his head.
If Yuwen Simi didn't have a shield on his body, he would have killed himself by now...
Gu Beiyu had a painful expression: "..."
Uh uh uh, what is this doing?
As a matter of course, the barrage exploded again, and the explosion caused a hundred flowers to bloom and a hundred schools of thought to contend with Baili Xuance (? Did something strange get in?)——
【... This, this, this!What the hell is going on now? ? ? 】
【Help!I'm so embarrassed! 】
[Through the screen, you can feel His Highness Simi's panic... suffocation...]
These are netizens who suffer from the disease of "embarrassing for others"...
[What does Yuwen Simi mean?This dedication is too obvious...]
[Hehe, what else could it mean?It’s obvious that I’ve taken a fancy to it]
【But the little fairy is obviously not interested in the little highness...】
[Hehe, they are all tricks to get you, so easy to get them, isn't it a drop in price?After all, there is still nearly a week of competition to come, hehehe]
These are lemon extracts that are sour because they can't eat grapes...
【Ahhh!No!My Highness is still young!Where can a little goblin dare to defile the pure heart of my little Highness Simi! 】
[? ? ?Who do people like is none of your business?And why is falling in love impure?How old is upstairs?Is the hair all grown?I wish you will always be single, always pure, and never have sex. Life, no thanks]
These are the only fans of Yuwen Simi's primary school brain-dead girls and boys...
[If you want me to say, His Highness Simi has really good eyesight!The appearance is simply perfect, isn't it! 】
[A straw cabbage chicken with good looks but no strength...Maybe he deliberately seduced and seduced Yuwen Simi because of his own good looks...]
[? ? ?What do you mean upstairs?Who are you, Little Highness Simi?Believe it or not, I will immediately report you to His Highness Yuwen and sue you for defamation? ? ? 】
[Eh no!I don't mean anything else, I just think this mosaic is not very clean, it looks like a flirt, maybe it has been played by many people, Yuwen Simi is a prince anyway, even if he really likes it, he shouldn't be like this Something...]
The following is definitely a row of question marks——
[? ? ?Confused speech today? 】
[What monsters and goblins can go online these days?Dare I ask the big brother how much shit he ate to say such shit? ? ? 】
【Hehe, you are clean, and I have never seen someone else's little highness falling in love with you~】
[Straight man with terminal cancer, idiot with mental retardation, please go to the crematorium for cremation by yourself, thank you]
Of course, such a good opportunity to blackmail Gu Beiyu to his heart's content, Dead Xianyu will definitely not let it go. In addition to pretending to be passers-by and disturbing the water among the above-mentioned types of people, their own topics are also very confusing——
【Your Highness Simi, what's going on?Isn't the little mosaic he likes my big beauty Chai Chai?And where did Murong Qin'ai come from the unknown creature?Doubt.jpg]
Hehe, don't think that pretending to be cute can cover up the fact that you are yin and yang!
...I can smell your hermaphrodite through the screen, okay?
In fact, the admiration in the dead salted fish's mouth is just a time when Chang Yuchai heard that Yuwen Simi was going to participate in a cool running competition. In order to catch the heat, he specially asked for a relationship with Yuwen Simi in the backstage, and it was very vulgar He pretended to fall and was helped by the kind little highness Simi, and then left in the so-called ambiguous photo...but anyone with eyes can see that it is an excuse.
Of course dead salted fish are excluded, after all they are blind even if they have eyes...
Looking back at the live broadcast, the barrage has already been blocked? ? ?Swiping the screen, all the people who eat melons can't help shouting in their hearts——
Meow, he has never seen such a shameless little thing!
Those demons and ghosts decided to temporarily truce decisively before, and began to besiege the mentally retarded dead salted fish collectively.
Then the dead salted fish began to bite and bark indiscriminately like a mad dog.
Then the scene fell into a melee again...
So, the idiotic fans of Chang Yu Chai Chai mentioned earlier are very annoying, really annoying!
Relying on one's own strength to force all kinds of forces to forcibly unite the front, this kind of wonderful ability is no one else!
Compared to the nth quarrel in the barrage, the chief director looked at the various Internet search rules and explosive search keywords that were completely invaded by their program group, but he couldn't see his teeth with a smile.
Let's make a noise!The louder the better!The louder and louder it gets, hahaha!I really didn't expect that this little match that was picked up for nothing could actually have something to do with His Highness!Sure enough, I am not ashamed of his beautiful little face~
However, when the chief director finds out that this little match that was picked up for nothing has something to do not only with the little highness, but also with the great highness, it is true that the cutting is constant and the reason is still messy, but he can't laugh anymore, because the chief director only acts as a little match. Match's participation is an internal matter of their program group, and they are self-righteous and have not disturbed His Royal Highness Yuwen who is busy with official duties!
Obviously no one can be found right under the nose, the chief director is at least half of the blame!
So when Yuwen Marseille learned the truth later, he really wanted the chief director to die!
But on the contrary, Fairy Bingxue almost wanted to beat the gongs and drums to send a big banner to the chief director, sincerely thanking him for his hard work and divine assists in protecting her white lotus, icy, jade and clean little chrysanthemum!
Having said that, the exposure of Yuwen Simi's identity only made the show more popular, but the current royal emotional gossip gave the show a strong reassurance!
After seeing Yuwen Simi's appearance, those boring aunts who were satisfied with their curiosity should have left the show contentedly, after all, they often have no interest in young people's slapstick.
However, as soon as Yuwen Simi revealed his true face, it was immediately revealed on the Internet that he was facing a beautiful man on the show, even more beautiful than the "rarely encountered once in 10 years" on the Internet. A hundred times the colorful glazed mosaic showed love crazily, but couldn't love it, so he was depressed, gave up on himself, and even used rocket bubbles to try to kill himself...
The boring aunt who originally planned to leave the show decided to continue chasing it!
Ouch, this is royal gossip!His Royal Highness is old and young, and he doesn't even have a gossip partner. It's not easy for His Royal Highness to have a favorite little mosaic, so it's not necessary to observe carefully and check for him!
Tsk tsk tsk, look at this little mosaic, it looks like a fairy, isn't a fairy so beautiful?No wonder the little Highness fell into such deep trouble!Maybe even His Majesty's ten-thousand-year abstinence old virgin would be tempted!
The last sentence is really true...
Gu Beiyu showed a perfect smirk: "...Thank you, no need, I appreciate your kindness, we can do it ourselves...Little Pink, go and help me blow up some weapons."
The difference between before and after should not be too obvious.
Nangong Hehe was shocked!This is Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie giving him a chance to prove himself, he must perform well!Resolutely snatched my uncle's job: "Mr. Murong Qin'ai, wait a moment! I'll go and blow up all the weapons for you, you can choose whatever you want!"
"Go, go." Gu Beiyu waved his hand, while he found a random place to sit down, and tapped the system in his mind.
Yuwen Simi looked at the figure of Nangong Hehe bouncing away, pursed his lips: "...Then I will cover for you."
This time Gu Beiyu did not refuse.
There is peace here, but the barrage that was originally speaking for Gu Beiyu over there can no longer be watched——
【Huh?Why did the little fairy sit down?Won't you go up and help?Little pink is so pitiful alone]
【Mulletroe, the face is too big...】
【Hehe, what did I say?Just playing hard to get~ It is obvious that you intend to sell your sex and take Yuwen Simi away directly, shameless]
[But Little Pink didn't say anything, she seemed quite happy, maybe this is their strategy or something...]
Still the same sentence, the world always treats beautiful things extremely harshly, so even if someone helps to speak, Gu Beiyu will inevitably receive more doubts...
Questioning comes and goes, and I don't feel too tired to panic.
But it doesn't matter, after Gu Beiyu slaps him in the face a few more times, he will naturally learn to be obedient. :)
Gu Beiyu thought for a while: "Speaking of which, can prop cards be used in stacks?"
The system replied in seconds, with a confused tone like a wretched street vendor selling Xiao Huang's film under the flyover: [Of course it is possible~ Do you want to try some shots?Dear~]
"Then give me two, God's eye, perfect shot..." Gu Beiyu patted his butt and stood up, his eyes flickering slightly.
It's time to show the real technology!
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