After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Marysu College unexpectedly produced two peerless geniuses with an IQ as high as 666. As soon as the news came out, the whole world was shocked!

When the Guinness World Records Organization heard the news, they immediately ordered all the magistrates in their hands to fly to Marysu College overnight to notarize the two world records.

Due to the power of the nine-nine multiplication table, the second live game could not be played, so the referees could only determine the authenticity of the game by watching the video.

I heard that they took turns to watch, fainted countless times in the middle and got up countless times. You fell down and I went up, and I fell down and you woke up and then continued to go up. Just like this, it took three days and three nights with nosebleeds and vomiting blood. The authenticity of the records has been confirmed.

It is also very persistent.

But these are all things to say later, let's go back to the day when Yan Nanchuan bombed the school.

After Gu Beiyu went back that night, he made a decision to live in the school against all opinions, and verbally rejected the proposal to build a separate building in the school as his dormitory.

The next morning, Gu Beiyu came to the school by helicopter. He raised his head and waved goodbye to the seven poor brothers with wide faces in the plane, and then walked briskly into the stairwell without looking back.

No more worrying about your virginity every day.

Happy.

The elated back is in stark contrast to the tearful elder brother.

Looked very heartless.

Since Yan Nanchuan blew up the school yesterday, the teaching building under Gu Beiyu's feet was built overnight last night.

That's right, all the new teaching buildings were built in one night.

Marysu's world is so efficient.

When he arrived in the classroom, Gu Beiyu sat down on his seat bouncingly, and greeted Yan Nanchuan happily: "A'nan, good morning~"

Yan Nanchuan paused with his fingertips and did not speak. He just wrote a 1 after 1+2= in the exercise book with a straight face, exuding a cold air of "don't mess with me".

Gu Beiyu, who was attacked by Yan Nanchuan's ice for no reason: "..."

Obviously yesterday, they were blind dated and loving sisters who asked each other "Am I good?", but today they let me down.

Well, this is the man.

Gu Beiyu turned his face away unhappily, and patted the cool snow on his arms, which even diluted the joy of going to live in school a lot.

Gu Beiyu didn't know that Yan Nanchuan was like this purely because he slept soberly last night, and now when he sees Gu Beiyu, he can't help thinking that his mentally retarded behavior yesterday was unacceptable for a while.

At this moment, there was a sudden noise in the classroom, followed by hundreds of round match heads pouring in densely from the corridor.

Gu Beiyu folded his arms expressionlessly, waiting for Murong Xinghe to squeeze out from the crowd, and greeted him in a rough voice: "Good morning!"

It is very unhappy to see it.

Murong Xinghe also paused strangely, responded with a muffled voice, lowered his head and pulled out the chair to sit down, looking inexplicably guilty.

Gu Beiyu: "???"

What's going on today?One or two are so strange...

The system reminds: [Baby, you haven't finished the task yesterday. 】

Gu Beiyu suddenly realized, indeed, he still hasn't heard the notification that the mission is completed... But hasn't he already defeated Murong Xinghe?

Gu Beiyu opened the task bar suspiciously, and read the task description carefully again——

Side task 1: After finally passing the teacher's inspection, the arrogant and rude man in front of him dared to question himself, and even challenged himself arrogantly, a man can't bear it!What are you still doing in a daze, quickly accept the challenge, and use your strength to make the other party kneel down and call you daddy!Time limit: 24 hours (countdown: 2:25:54)

System: [You haven't let Murong Xinghe kneel down and call you daddy yet~]

"That's right, Dad!" Gu Beiyu slapped his little paw on the table, startling Murong Xinghe next door across from Yan Nanchuan.

"Hey," Gu Beiyu smiled and turned to Murong Xinghe, whose body suddenly tensed up, and asked softly with his palm on his chin, "Murong Xinghe, did you forget something?"

Murong Xinghe's eyebrows twitched, and he said stiffly, "What happened, I don't remember."

Gu Beiyu spoke slowly: "It was agreed yesterday, whoever loses will kneel down and call Dad..." He paused, raised his eyebrows lightly: "You don't want to go back on your word, do you?"

Murong Xinghe was silent: "..."

Gu Beiyu sneered, and leaned back in the chair with his arms folded: "I didn't let you call yesterday in front of all the teachers and students in the school. I'm already very kind. Either you call me now, or I will call you after school." Go to the rostrum and tell all the teachers and students in the school, you Murong Xinghe, your words don’t count! I don’t think you are blushing!”

Murong Xinghe gritted his teeth: "You—"

"How?" Gu Beiyu's lips curled up in an evil arc, and he said slowly word by word, "Are you barking, or not?"

Murong Xinghe pursed his lips in humiliation, his neck was tense and stiff for a long time, and finally opened his mouth slowly...

Gu Beiyu ordered: "Kneel down and call."

Murong Xinghe suddenly raised his head, glared at Gu Beiyu with dark purple eyes, and then knelt down on the stool in extreme humiliation.

Gu Beiyu couldn't bear to urge him: "Scream."

Murong Xinghe's lips trembled, he opened his mouth, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito: "...Dad."

Gu Beiyu picked out his ears: "What? Can't hear you."

Murong Xinghe glared at Gu Beiyu with eyes full of hatred, gritted his teeth and said, "...Dad!"

Gu Beiyu was so excited that he flew up in an instant: "Hey, my darling!"

He looks very much like a Kindergarten Big Class Douding who is bullying Xiao Douding in the Kindergarten Class!

Under his delicate and weak appearance like a flower, there is actually a vicious and vicious heart like a poisonous snake hidden!

The character attributes are indeed right!

Yan Nanchuan, who was sandwiched between the two and forced to watch the bullying in the kindergarten: "..."

Early in the morning, why did he have to suffer like this...

After Murong Xinghe heard that his father had landed, a mechanical system prompt sounded in Gu Beiyu's mind.

System: [Ding——Submission 1 is completed, congratulations to the host for becoming a father in the comic world, and the task reward [Sinking Fish and Wild Geese]×1.What a touching picture of fatherly kindness and filial piety, it really made the system cry, please keep up the hard work of the host, and strive to use love to influence more cannon fodder~]

Gu Beiyu burst out laughing on the spot!

God Nima is happy to be a father!

God Nima father is kind and son is filial!

Who wrote this copy? He is so talented, will Murong Xinghe become a puffer fish if he finds out, hahaha!

Yan Nanchuan glanced at the person next to him who started to tremble inexplicably, and quietly moved away from Gu Beiyu...

It seems that he is very afraid of getting the breath of mental retardation!

Gu Beiyu wiped away the tears from laughing, and only then recalled the new task reward he heard just now: "Sinking fish and falling wild geese? What is this?"

He curiously opened the system backpack, and there were indeed more Chinese characters [沉鱼落鹿]×1 under the grid of [火树银花]——

Props Attributes: One-time consumable props.

Explanation of props: Shen Yuluoyan is not a legend, closed moon and shameful flowers are not fantasy, peach shameful apricot is not a lie, use it, you will be the most beautiful boy on this street!

Tips for use: use it immediately, until the fish/geese sink, are you sure you want to use it now? [OK/Abandon]

Gu Beiyu opened his eyes wide: "What the hell?"

Isn't this the legendary one-click beauty treatment?This is a great skill!

It is estimated that it will be useful later, so save it quickly!

When the class bell rang, Murong Xinghe put his legs down from the chair as if nothing had happened, took out the third-year English textbook full of ABCs from his schoolbag, and sat upright.

After an English class of reciting the alphabet, Yan Nanchuan got up and went to the bathroom, intending to use cold water to wake up his brain, which was faintly declining in IQ.

Looking at Yan Nanchuan's tall figure, Gu Beiyu suddenly had an idea, saying that going to the bathroom together seems to strengthen the relationship between sisters?

He felt it for a while, and felt that he was a little bit of that, so he shouted cheerfully to Yan Nanchuan, "Wait, I'll go too", and then followed along, as if he had forgotten the unpleasantness of the morning. clean.

In the blink of an eye, both of them ran away, and Murong Xinghe, the left-behind child, couldn't help but feel anxious too. After thinking about it, he felt embarrassed, and finally just obediently waited in his seat.

The domineering chairman thought evilly, Yan Nanchuan has not even said anything to him now, as a gentleman, how can he just look at other people...

Murong Xinghe: Shy.jpg

After entering the bathroom, Gu Beiyu saw that Yan Nanchuan had already set up a position in front of a pit, so he fumbled over with a grimace.

Gu Beiyu: "Hey, what a coincidence, you also come to the toilet~"

Yan Nanchuan glanced at him, didn't say anything, just took out the thing silently, and opened the gate to release the water.

Gu Beiyu couldn't help looking at Yan Nanchuan, and the moment he saw Yan Nanchuan, he almost burst out laughing on the spot!

Hahahahahaha, it turns out that I am not the only one who has become a toothpick!

Immediately I became happy!

Five seconds later, Yan Nanchuan shook the thing with his little hand and put it back into his white rectangle. Just as he was about to turn around and go to the sink to wash his hands, he suddenly realized that since he started to solve the problem, the person next to him hadn't moved.

Yan Nanchuan turned his head in doubt, and saw Gu Beiyu standing there in a daze, with the end of his eyes glued to the thing he had already put in, his eyes filled with strange heat and excitement.

Yan Nanchuan's scalp was numb: "..."

What's wrong?Why do you look at him like that?Is it too small?

But but, this shouldn't be!

It's not that he's bragging. Compared with his peers, his weight is really enough!

How could it be considered small!

If Gu Beiyu knew what Yan Nanchuan was thinking, he would definitely shake his shoulders and laugh loudly——

Sister, don't be stupid, no matter how old you are, you can't change the fact that you are a toothpick!

A large toothpick, it is still a toothpick!

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