Alien star

Chapter 59

When Sun Xin drove Kakami to the destination, the building was already surrounded by pedestrians. Someone looked up at the fat man on the top of the building with binoculars and said with palpable disappointment: "Hey, it's not a handsome guy who jumped off the building this time. "

The person next to the binoculars said: "The handsome guy who can jump off the building every time is a handsome guy. Didn't the handsome guy become a star last time? Let me tell you, I don't need a binoculars. This fat guy is too big. I can see it with my naked eyes." Be clear."

The telescope said: "Hahaha, you can even see his micro-expressions clearly with the telescope, hey, he's standing up and squatting, and he's doing warm-up exercises!"

Kakami looked at this scene with six o'clock on his head, and there was always a sense of deja vu, as if he had returned to the scene of the day he jumped off the building in an instant.

Wearing a hat, sunglasses, a mask, and a scarf, Kakami was fully armed like a perverted stalker. Under the cover of Sun Xin, he climbed to the top floor from the safe passage on the side of the building.

It was winter, there was no shelter on the roof, and the wind was very strong, and Kakami was almost blown away.He gathered up his long windbreaker and walked to Lan Yuan's side. He didn't even look at Meng Lang who was doing Taijiquan and Gu Wenyou who was rubbing his hands and feet. He held Lan Yuan's hand and put it in his pocket.

Kakami said, "It's so cold."

Lan Yuan said: "The wind has been blowing for a long time, ah-choo!" He sneezed, sniffed, and said, "Annoyance, it would be nice to choose a sunny day to jump off the building, but I have to choose a windy day. Days, I'm about to catch a cold."

Kakami said: "Let Xiaoka cook ginger soup."

Lan Yuan said: "Okay, brown sugar cooker, hey, don't worry about this, you get Meng Lang down first."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Ever since Kakami appeared, Meng Lang's eyes had been fixed on Kakami. Although he and Kakami were neighbors, they didn't see each other very often. Is Lan Yuan avoiding him?Later, when Kakami's brothers came and learned about Meng Lang, they beat him up so badly that he couldn't go out for a while. Instead of holding a grudge, he was complacent about it ——How many of the 60 billion people in this world have the chance to be beaten by aliens!

Meng Lang is a member of an anonymous forum for alien enthusiasts. In the forum, he published a post titled "My Neighbor Is an Alien", recording every contact he had with his alien neighbor. I swear that every word in his post is true!Although alien enthusiasts generally believe that aliens exist, they usually don't think that the people around them are aliens, and most of them regard Meng Lang's post as a novel, until Meng Lang said that jumping off a building can jump After the remarks about going to another planet, people in the forum started to mock him, and the replies all said that he thought too much, went crazy and so on.

Meng Lang had a bad mind and was extreme in his actions. He immediately said in the post that he would personally verify whether this theory was true. No, he jumped off the building after a day.

Meng Lang said to Kakami: "You have chosen this building to jump, there is definitely a deep meaning! Alien, tell me, what are the parameters? Air humidity, wind speed and direction, sunlight exposure, temperature?"

"Neither," Kakami said.

Meng Lang asked, "What is that?!"

"Obesity," Kakami said.

Meng Lang made a gesture of all ears.

Kakami said: "The space tunnel is very nerdy." He made a gesture, which happened to be the width of his own shoulders, "I can just pass through that tunnel, if you..."

Meng Lang asked, "I can't pass?!"

"No, you can pass," Kakami said.

Meng Lang's face lit up with joy.

Kakami said: "Your parts will pass through, such as your head and half of your body. When you go through the space tunnel to other planets, you will only have half. The other half is still on the earth. The internal organs It will also be half on the alien planet and half on the earth, oh, the feces may all follow you to the alien planet."

The joy on Meng Lang's face turned into a look of fear. A fat man split in two, it's scary to think about it!

Kakami added: "Because you are too fat, your fat will be scattered everywhere, maybe it will be poured into the universe."

Meng Lang straightened his crooked glasses tremblingly, and roared out of grief, "How much malice do you have towards Fatty!"

"I'm telling the truth," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan joined the conversation between the two and fanned the flames: "Yes, you have been cut in half. Who knows if you have been to an alien planet? It doesn't matter if people are dead or not."

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Meng Lang's legs went limp.

Meng Lang jumped off the stage tremblingly, and the audience downstairs felt bored and dispersed.

Meng Lang tried to grab Kakami's clothes with snot and tears, but Kakami jumped back like lightning, failing to let Meng Lang succeed. so fat?!"

Lan Yuan said: "Your top priority is to lose weight, let's lose a hundred catties first."

Meng Lang felt hopeless in life and cried even more sadly.

Gu Wenyou laughed so hard that his shoulders twitched. He had already heard about the fat man from Lan Yuan, and he just thought it was a nonsense and crazy Shenjing Bing and he was a big fan of Kakami. Don't take the aliens he yelled at seriously.At this moment, Kakami coaxed people with a few words, and Meng Tang's act of believing it was true made him want to laugh, but he smiled, but couldn't - because he saw UFO!Not one, but countless spaceships lined up densely in the sky to block out the sun as if to surround the entire earth!

Gu Wenyou rubbed his eyes, then looked at the sky, there were only clouds and birds flying by in the sky, nothing else.Is he dazzled?But his eyesight is very good, there is no reason to be dazzled.

Gu Wenyou asked Lan Yuan, "Did you see anything in the sky just now?"

Lan Yuan asked: "What's in the sky? Hey, I'm afraid it's going to rain in this weather, so let's leave quickly."

Gu Wenyou said: "Well, okay." He thought he should take some eye drops, his eyes must be tired from playing too much computer games.

After going downstairs, the two sides parted ways. Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou took Meng Lang back to the police station, and Kakami and Sun Xin returned to the set.

Gu Wenyou was in a trance, blinked constantly, and looked at the sky suspiciously. He was driving in a daze, and almost caused a rear-end collision several times. There was nothing he could do. After driving for a while, Lan Yuan asked people to pull over the car. Let him drive.

Lan Yuan said, "What do you think?"

Gu Wenyou said: "I have a vision problem."

Lan Yuan said: "What's wrong? Do you see double images?"

Gu Wenyou said: "No...I... Tsk, it's all right." He beat his head and said, "Probably because of your crazy neighbor. There's a bunch of spaceships everywhere, like ants."

Lan Yuan's heart skipped a beat, remembering that Kakami said that the fleet of their planet would be on standby outside the earth to welcome the return of the three brothers. Could it be that this is it? !Didn't Kakami say that their planet has good hiding technology, and it can't be detected at the level of the earth's satellites. Since satellites can't detect it, it's impossible for human eyes to see it!

Lan Yuan said: "You must have heard too much crazy talk."

Gu Wenyou said: "Most likely."

"That's not it!" Meng Tang in the back seat yelled, "You read that right, this is a large force of aliens coming to pick Kakami and his alien brothers back to their home planet!" On his back, he said earnestly to Lan Yuan, "Lan Yuan, let's be a neighbor, can Kakami take me with me when he leaves? I swear, I just want to visit alien planets, and I will never disclose any secrets to the outside world. !"

Lan Yuan pretended to be calm and said: "Oh, I also want to go to an alien planet to see. Someday you can take the interstellar bus, please leave me a ticket."

Gu Wenyou jokingly said: "Buy me one more, hahaha, free shipping is the best!"

Seeing that one of these two people was pretending to be confused while the other thought of himself as a pure lunatic, meng lang didn't bother himself anymore and just muttered the word "weight loss" to himself.

After returning to the police station, Lan Yuan threw Meng Lang to Gu Wenyou, turned on the computer to surf the Internet, entered the keyword "alien, spaceship" in the search engine, and pressed Enter, and tens of thousands of messages jumped to the Internet. Come out, the publication time is actually more than ten minutes ago!When Gu Wenyou said that he saw the alien fleet, he was worried that someone else had seen it too, and his worry came true!Many people said convincingly on the Internet that there was a dark shadow in the sky for a short time, which looked like a spaceship. Some people even took a picture of it, but the picture was very blurry, and the specific image of the spaceship could not be seen. A general outline can be seen.But that's enough!For netizens, this level of evidence is enough to be used in court, and others can restore the scene by using their imagination!

A few minutes later, as soon as Lan Yuan refreshed the webpage, the headlines of the major news websites became "A large number of UFOs were discovered"!The clarity of that photo has been improved, and it can be vaguely seen that it is a shadow formed by many spaceships connected together!In this regard, netizens have a lot of discussion, all of which are sensational. Some people say that this is a friendly visit from aliens, some say that this is a precursor to the aliens' destruction of the earth, and some say that this is the beginning of the end of the world. There are different opinions.This matter spread quickly, and it caused a sensation on the Internet in one afternoon. The people were in a state of panic, and some people were even packing their bags and planning to flee!Of course, some people believe it, and some people don’t believe it. People who don’t believe it either think that this photo is photoshopped, or it’s some kind of abnormal natural phenomenon. They say, “If there is an alien army, Can the governments of all countries on the earth keep silent? Let’s wait until the news network broadcasts this matter in the evening to see if it’s true.”

Lan Yuan checked more than a dozen websites, and even went over the wall to foreign websites. Even foreigners are talking about spaceships!He thought in a cold sweat, what the hell is going on? !

Lan Yuan went to the rest room, clicked on the phone book of the mobile phone, wandered between the names of Kakami and Carlo for a while, and dialed Carlo's number - Kakami himself is a man who doesn't care , It’s probably useless to ask him. It’s better to ask Carlo, who is a little more reliable among the three brothers.

Lan Yuan didn't go around in circles with Carlo, and asked straight to the point: "Has your planet's fleet arrived?"

Carlo said, "Yes, you are very well informed."

Lan Yuan said: "Lingtong's fart! You can check it online, people all over the world are discussing this matter, okay! Didn't you say that your technology surpasses dozens of galaxies on our earth? Didn't you say that our satellites are more important to you? Is language just a toy? Why can't we earthlings see your fleet with the naked eye!"

Carlo said: "Hey, did anyone see it? The captain of the fleet is my adjutant. He sent me a signal when he reached two hundred kilometers outside the earth's atmosphere. In order to make us feel at ease, he canceled the hidden device for a second so that we can I can see the fleet... just for a second, have all the people on Earth seen it?!"

Lan Yuan said: "Are you all blind when you are on Earth?!"

Carlo said: "Oh, I didn't expect your eyesight to be so good."

Lan Yuan said: "Ah bah! Can your tone be less calm? Anyway, think of a way, what should we do now?!"

Carlo said, "I don't know either."

Lan Yuan said: "Aren't you the crown prince? Isn't Karen a diplomat? Can you be a little bit useful!"

Carlo said: "This is because your earth is too backward to make a fuss."

Lan Yuan sneered and said, "Oh, if you can't figure this out, don't even think about seeing Kakami!"

Carlo said: "You can't threaten me with your baby, it's wrong, you... Hey, Lan Yuan...you can't hang up on me at will, I'm the crown prince anyway, Lan Yuan!"

Lan Yuan hung up the phone, turned around, and met Gu Wenyou who was shocked at the door and his jaw fell to the ground.